“Tell me something about yourself?” Really, Ziggy? Come on, how about YOU tell ME something about myself. I’m an open book. Like, literally though, you can read all about me in my autobiography, not that this is a shameless plug or anything. But anyway, fine, let’s talk Ruth Dzeng. My business card says Political Comedy Show Host – no quotation marks on any of those words, thank you very much. The beautiful wackos who watch my show go wild when I talk sh*t about politics. They love me. Never give me sh*t either, not even for smoking like a tire fire. Nasty habit? Sure. Better to get lung cancer than get addicted to Black Lace, go cyberpsycho and have MaxTac put you outta your misery. Or even worse – go sober. Ugh. Sanctimonious gonks think they’re gonna live forever. Here’s an infoflash: unless you got enough eddies pouring out your ass to Secure Your Soul, I'll see you down at the columbarium with the rest of us. Before that happens though, I’ll see ya on the airwaves, Night City!