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| 4s | we arrived at castle nathria earlier |
|---|---|
| 5s | this evening and murloc holmes is |
| 6s | already hard at work investigating the |
| 8s | grounds for any clues as to the sire's |
| 10s | untimely passing or rather he says he is |
| 13s | to me it appears he's simply looking for |
| 15s | his dinner in the mug pools in any case |
| 18s | i spotted a most distressing sight as |
| 20s | holmes was tucking into some |
| 21s | unsuspecting crabs the court jester |
| 23s | falling into the muck and emerging |
| 24s | moments later as some sort of battle |
| 27s | master |
| 28s | before taking the life of another |
| 29s | unsuspecting guest |
| 31s | most perplexing indeed i dare say this |
| 34s | will be home's greatest case well my |
| 36s | name is dr watfin how does that go faze |
| 39s | and zoki feel safe because this |
| 43s | oh |
| 46s | god |
| 47s | at least not men don't see the funny |
| 49s | side of that because that is filthy in |
| 53s | every single way |
| 55s | after the perplexing and violent ordeal |
| 57s | in the nearby swamps holmes tasked me |
| 59s | with gathering all the guests in the |
| 61s | drawing room for tea and interrogation |
| 64s | their reports of cyad and atherius's |
| 66s | final hours were fascinating to say the |
| 68s | least |
| 69s | by all accounts he tried to drain the |
| 71s | very life force of a man named woods but |
| 74s | was distracted by her nearby ooze and |
| 76s | fish meaning the supposed victim escaped |
| 78s | without a scratch the scullery maid even |
| 81s | claimed to have overheard him exclaim |
| 83s | never lucky rubber ducky the plot |
| 86s | thickens yet further dear reader |
| 88s | stenathias is up to like ten yeah |
| 91s | actually ten oh my god |
| 95s | oh he missed he missed everyone |
| 99s | oh he's not dead though |
| 101s | he's still not dead what is this game |
| 105s | got 20 what 25 |
| 109s | also what gets to heal this turn |
| 113s | and go above a damage hero power |
| 117s | from euster that's right oh my god and |
| 119s | he gets to freeze |
| 121s | so we can just go mccor munch that eats |
| 123s | the donathrius on the other side |
| 125s | guaranteed |
| 127s | oh gets the heel the heels so big |
| 132s | i cannot believe one million damage |
| 138s | what are even the outs now for us does |
| 140s | he have another guardian maybe or i |
| 142s | think the outs are in the next game |
| 144s | derek at this point i think it might be |
| 146s | i i |
| 147s | even what like |
| 149s | even a guardian woods has two guardians |
| 152s | so you can't win that fight right like |
| 154s | it's just not gonna matter |
| 157s | and the problem now is |
| 158s | oosters in range of us hit damage hero |
| 161s | power woods is not and if you assume |
| 163s | they they get their own hero powers at |
| 166s | the same rate |
| 167s | who's just forever going to be in the |
| 169s | soft danger zone right yeah |
| 176s | oh nemo's not gonna help this time |
| 179s | i think that's it |
| 183s | got |
| 184s | nemo gorlok |
| 187s | and then you can get an amalgam but that |
| 189s | can't even discover you anything that |
| 191s | allows you to survive |
| 193s | oh that's gonna be game woods takes it |
| 196s | and i know we started the series off of |
| 198s | the game off sorry saying like well |
| 200s | these shaymin games go long they get |
| 202s | very grindy but i will say derek this |
| 204s | one one of the more exciting ones i've |
| 207s | had the pleasure to cast wow |
| 209s | while i would posit that holmes and i |
| 211s | make quite the formidable pair i am now |
| 213s | forced to concede that glug and lush |
| 215s | water scout appear to take the |
| 217s | proverbial cake |
| 219s | speaking of which i wonder if cookie has |
| 221s | another slice of that delectable |
| 222s | victoria sponge |
| 224s | where could he have gotten to glug who |
| 226s | knew it's the uh |
| 230s | the body movie we all needed there's no |
| 232s | way |
| 234s | wait you get the weapon too for the |
| 236s | weapon too dude plus the extra one |
| 238s | damage okay this is actually a lot it's |
| 240s | a lot a lot so this is going to be an |
| 242s | extra four attack on glug from these |
| 245s | because it's just that the base right |
| 247s | yeah |
| 249s | okay it's not enough but |
| 252s | it's close it's really close does mean |
| 255s | lock hillary's active but i don't know |
| 257s | about fire there's a 13-17 |
| 261s | it's always clogged dude |
| 264s | okay so you have alignment lock a lot |
| 266s | plus null now that just doesn't matter |
| 269s | it's still too big you have starfish |
| 275s | lochellar or starfish knoll lock collar |
| 279s | that's not good enough |
| 284s | um |
| 287s | aquatic form for scale and then you |
| 290s | scale then starfish |
| 293s | okay now because nope |
| 296s | losing attacking the weapon as well yeah |
| 299s | no no you you'd trade off first and then |
| 301s | starfish yeah yeah because yeah the the |
| 304s | gloves |
| 305s | would lose the rush yeah yeah |
| 308s | ah |
| 310s | gur |
| 312s | uh null means you have another zero cost |
| 315s | minion if you wanted to alignment right |
| 317s | now like you can go lock a lot double |
| 319s | knoll which is in almost every situation |
| 321s | good enough to save you but quite |
| 322s | clearly |
| 323s | still not here |
| 332s | oh man so close at the end on the other |
| 335s | side of the board exactly well you know |
| 338s | uh there was the option for siren |
| 339s | afterwards that turn with kale those |
| 341s | because there was an amalgam in hand so |
| 342s | yeah that was lethal in all sorts of |
| 344s | ways there we go glory moving on to the |
| 346s | top four |
| 347s | there are about four suspects remaining |
| 349s | hailing mostly from the faraway land of |
| 351s | apac |
| 353s | while i have heard great tale of their |
| 355s | reputation as master tacticians and as |
| 357s | home so eloquently puts it |
| 359s | high rollers that hit glide on curve |
| 361s | every game |
| 363s | nothing could have prepared me for the |
| 364s | sight that met me later that very night |
| 367s | woods the man i pegged as the most |
| 369s | likely perpetrator was eliminated as a |
| 371s | possibility after being dispatched by a |
| 373s | naga queen and her rather fearsome |
| 375s | looking knife i must say this whole |
| 377s | ordeal is playing havoc with my stomach |
| 380s | still as my father always used to say |
| 383s | ribbit |
| 384s | ribbit |
| 386s | words i take great solace in for |
| 388s | worthwhile at this point |
| 390s | for him to try and samurai this |
| 393s | very is true |
| 394s | he actually has lethal or not |
| 396s | let's have bless that's nine health |
| 398s | already |
| 402s | i'll lock this in quick |
| 404s | it's to zola |
| 407s | the priestess |
| 409s | 13 14 15 1670's one off |
| 421s | wait that was |
| 424s | that just wasn't a full turn though was |
| 426s | it |
| 429s | right |
| 432s | he could have traded the 1-3 away |
| 436s | played a a real wig and not a one that |
| 438s | disappears zola the priestess have room |
| 441s | play another wig have room to play the |
| 444s | priestess i think he can then do exactly |
| 446s | what he did at the end anyway |
| 448s | okay oh |
| 451s | okay |
| 452s | how much damage now there's five taunt |
| 454s | uh health to go through these two twos |
| 457s | could kind of go anywhere at this point |
| 459s | okay |
| 460s | doesn't really cut it |
| 462s | you just have flurry |
| 465s | one thing to note |
| 467s | there's still |
| 471s | oh he wins queen ashara into ring into |
| 473s | shard |
| 479s | is there any way to gain case is the |
| 481s | cold case in the deck |
| 483s | you use the cool case last lap |
| 485s | is there oh there's a cool case in the |
| 488s | commander |
| 489s | wait deep water invoker |
| 491s | in hand |
| 494s | his board is full |
| 496s | he can ping |
| 497s | it's fine he pinged face |
| 500s | wait |
| 501s | it would ring pushyard that's it wait |
| 504s | what we have |
| 516s | a spell grabs the win |
| 518s | from the clutches of defeat there for |
| 521s | glory and it does mean we are having |
| 524s | that all aipac final that derek has |
| 527s | dreamed of since he was a made boy when |
| 530s | you have eliminated all which is |
| 531s | impossible then whatever remains however |
| 534s | improbable must be the truth |
| 536s | undeniably the maxim which allows holmes |
| 538s | to be the great analytical mind he is |
| 541s | but i must say my faith in these |
| 542s | immutable words has been tested this |
| 544s | evening |
| 545s | a fight broke out between the last two |
| 547s | suspects tansoku and glory and while |
| 550s | this may not be too surprising in itself |
| 552s | the manner of said quarrel beggars |
| 554s | belief |
| 555s | glory employed the use of a nearby |
| 557s | unsuspecting flock of sheep enchanting |
| 560s | one with some sort of dark magic into a |
| 562s | behemoth that would rival the colossi of |
| 565s | the sunken city |
| 566s | however even this blasphemous |
| 568s | incantation couldn't overcome the arcane |
| 571s | brilliance of tansoku who had finally |
| 573s | defeated all who came before him and uh |
| 577s | is our culprit i suppose |
| 580s | to be perfectly honest with you dear |
| 581s | reader i'm not entirely sure what murloc |
| 584s | holmes actually did this investigation |
| 587s | or that it was even an investigation at |
| 589s | all i overheard the butler saying |
| 591s | something about it being a hearthstone |
| 593s | tournament |
| 594s | and why are there murloc footprints all |
| 597s | over the castle |
| 599s | oh well all just unimportant details in |
| 601s | another thrilling installment of the |
| 603s | adventures of dr watfin |
| 606s | title pending |
| 608s | yeah |
| 610s | uh you could with both wigs used right |
| 614s | there's |
| 615s | no wig in hand |
| 616s | oh my god |
| 620s | okay so we just need one mass polymorph |
| 622s | here two shots at it |
| 626s | there it is there it is |
| 628s | oh my goodness |
| 631s | oh the cold case as well yeah it just |
| 633s | makes it even tougher to kill to kill |
| 637s | is there a shadow word devour left in |
| 639s | the deck oh |
| 641s | it was |
| 645s | wrong perfect |
| 647s | i think that means we're getting the |
| 648s | conceit |
| 650s | oh |
| 651s | my goodness you know |
| 653s | well played by both here really really |
| 657s | keeping us in uh loads of tension till |
| 659s | the end couldn't ask for a better series |
| 662s | go into a full five games and you know i |
| 665s | think this just means that mage is the |
| 667s | better fourth deck right |
| 675s | you |