[2019] ItsCryptkeeper

almost 7 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@Plancke http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQAbdO2UMAEBMu-.jpg

almost 7 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@BernadetteBagel you can validate parking at the concierge desk

almost 7 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@fubarnick http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/DR2DeWDVAAAF4nI.jpg

almost 7 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@NiclasOlofsson @Noxywoxy @codename_B @Minikloon @Hypixel @slikey_dev @AgentK20 @HPmooTV @HypixelNetwork Happy 2018 fellow Nick! http://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/DSgZfmmUEAYMLry.jpg

almost 7 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

Friendly reminder you should never buy from or advertise alt shops/dispensers/etc. They're making money by selling stolen and hacked accounts - even if you intend to use it legitimately you're still funding and promoting the worst influences in the Minecraft community. 😕

almost 7 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@clankstar @AgentK20 application denied sry http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DT9hzkUUMAAOklf.jpg

almost 7 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@theHiveMC oof, best wishes to the network engineers/developers working on the outage! 👍🏼

over 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@theHiveMC Congratulations! Here's to the next 5 years 😘

over 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@Sacheverell all that trouble is worth it for THE NVIDIA EXPERIENCE SOCIAL EXPERIENCE™ that makes you create and manage an extra account with them just to UPDATE YOUR DAMN DRIVERS I'm a big fan 😩

over 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@Sacheverell Your™ Gateway™ to™ Great™ PC™ Gaming™

over 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

RT @HypixelNetwork: On the 5th anniversary of Hypixel, we remember 5 years of fun games and friendships made. Here's to all the members of…

over 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

RT @HPmooTV: MFW sitting here working beside @ItsCryptkeeper, I get this image through slack. I am actually crying right now LOL. Made my d…

over 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@FluffyTheCatz congratulations! 🎉🏳️‍🌈

about 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

Oh hey, today is my 5 year anniversary working @HypixelNetwork! 🍰5️⃣🎉

almost 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@bartwerf so what I’m hearing is you wrote a new pathfinder for flying entities? It’s a feature 😉

almost 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@joehills @Hytale we'll get it swapped around, thanks for the heads up <3

almost 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

I'm so immensely proud of this team, this community and this game. I'm brimming with excitement for where we go from here. 🙌🏼

almost 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

RT @Hytale: Hytale Announcement Trailer Click to view -> https://youtu.be/o77MzDQT1cg #Hytale / RT ❤️

almost 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@becccum @AgentK20 I’m …interested

almost 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

RT @Hytale: An overview of #Hytale’s Server Technology 💻 Programming languages, running your own servers & more! New Blog Post LIVE -> http…

almost 6 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

RT @PhoenixRed: Because I occupy a unique space in that I have the IT infrastructure and the CM/games experience, I can tell you definitive…

over 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

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over 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@GrailMore @Megti i've heard from a friend pastel pink is pretty neat

over 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@HiItsBrant oof talk about happy pride month

over 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

RT @codinghorror: The 10 Commandments of Egoless Programming https://blog.codinghorror.com/the-ten-commandments-of-egoless-programming/ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8fF6J9UEAAY5mc.jpg

about 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

Stop ranking Hypixel minigames against each other! 😤 Skyblock is MASSIVE Build Battle is CHALLENGING Quakecraft is ICONIC TKR The Blocking Dead is THRILLING Bed Wars is ADDICTING

about 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

come watch me type code @ https://twitch.tv/itscryptkeeper/

about 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

no Hytale stuff, just boring me

about 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

RT @Hytale: We're honored to say that Hytale has been nominated for 'Most Wanted Game' at this year's @GoldenJoysticks Awards! We're hard a…

about 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@jamiepine you look like you program in Ruby

about 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

I put together a little game called STICKS & STONES for a local Halloween themed game jam, you can check it out @ https://github.com/Cryptkeeper/sticksnstones 🎃

about 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

it's neither a good game or good code (new libraries+language), have fun! 😜

about 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@ChiLynnLynn this story really takes the cake

about 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

Today marks 6️⃣ years @Hypixel! 🍰🎉

about 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

Verifying myself: I am itscryptkeeper on http://Keybase.io. dhK9F3QQ7I5wGUPD7EqACoGfMdVU5tCTr12x / https://keybase.io/itscryptkeeper/sigs/dhK9F3QQ7I5wGUPD7EqACoGfMdVU5tCTr12x

about 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@ItsTurnerr sorry you're not verified on http://keybase.io so idk who you are

about 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@ItsTurnerr hey wait that's me

almost 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

oh. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENETWTjXkAENzYl.jpg

almost 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

I’m already done with 2020, see y’all 2021

almost 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@MajesticFudgie A modified version of MiNET by @NiclasOlofsson https://github.com/NiclasOlofsson/MiNET

almost 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

I know "bread" is supposed to be short for "bytes read" but I can't stop being confused about the code referencing _bread_ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOCbGj6VAAEg96r.jpg

almost 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

how do i add a person to .gitignore

almost 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@jamiepine right but can we talk about the comment font?

almost 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@jamiepine who hurt you

almost 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

I promise $5 to the first person that uses a neural network to file their taxes - without oversight

almost 5 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@grufwub We're hiring infrastructure/live services developers @ https://hytale.com/jobs :) Java, k8bs, Go, Docker etc (it's not directly listed atm, you would want to apply under the "General Team Application")

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

fyi I only tweeted 5 things in 2019 because I used to only tweet about work and it’s hush hush, so expect things to get weird and personal in 2020 ✌️

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@PimDeWitte @jamiepine hot take: dark themes are for programmers too weak to see the monstrosity of what they've developed

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@MrRushmead @aktheknight ah yes, the gay agenda, industrial revolution

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@jamiepine @Kingofjedlions @NotifyTeam dw I can take those off your hands

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@jamiepine I'm gonna need y'all to stop being cute while my ass is single & in quarantine lock down 😂

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

Originally posted by

.@AgentK20 just forgot to renew the Teamspeak license on time for the 4th year in a row. #keepthedreamalive #herestoyear5 https://t.co/7PmzVIaTra
Nick / Crypt @ Hytale

YEAR 7! Give it up for year 7! 🎉 https://twitter.com/ItsCryptkeeper/status/847608385801302018

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

(if you're one of those people that follow me for https://minetrack.me stuff, I'm disabling the 24hr graphs for a few hours while I do database maintenance)

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@dahendriik some poor little overworked DigitalOcean droplets

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

all done, hopefully the last time I have to do that manually...

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@GiansCode @xMiniDiggerx @methhulk fyi I am doing some much needed spring cleaning on Minetrack's frontend code @ https://github.com/Cryptkeeper/Minetrack/tree/frontend-cleanup, something to keep an eye on in case I break anything you tweaked :)

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@jamiepine "You don't know what to do with yourself that's why you are gay" wow okay you got you me there

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

pssst: https://preview.minetrack.me/ feedback welcome (old version: https://minetrack.me)

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@magicboys3 it supports a dark mode that I’m considering just making the default style altogether - thanks!

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@william_burns if you request the page as a desktop it will load it as a hack, I know iOS makes this easier (button in the top left of Safari), but no idea about android

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@william_burns but I'll add a specific button to request it to explicitly be loaded

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@magicboys3 good idea - added!

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

RT @riotgames: We’re excited to welcome @Hypixel Studios to Riot Games. We look forward to supporting the @Hytale team during their develop…

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@RiotSuperCakes oh cool I have a new fear now (also hope all goes well!)

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

I think you can see when I optimized https://minetrack.me 😂 10x as many users at 1/4th the average bandwidth usage http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXR8n-6XQAYd5ja.jpg

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

low cache rate is since most of Minetrack's data usage is real time http://socket.io based updates

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@minecoder maybe one day I'll update it to use websockets...

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@mullryan49 lmao how many servers are you pinging?!

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@minecoder nvm that day was today: https://github.com/Cryptkeeper/Minetrack/pull/162

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@minecoder nvm I just broke production

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@minecoder in my defense it worked locally Firefox didn't like me using ws over https (needs wss)

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

I've released Minetrack version 5.3.0 @ https://github.com/Cryptkeeper/Minetrack/releases/tag/v5.3.0 It substantially reduces bandwidth & request counts (on top of the 10x reduction from the previous 5.2.x releases)

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

https://minetrack.me and https://bedrock.minetrack.me have already been updated with the improvements 🚀

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@lukechatton It'll get some love, eventually... 🙌🏻

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

RT @Hypixel: New job roles posted: - Producer, Tools Team (Remote) - Producer, Adventure Team (Remote) If you like the sound of working on…

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

I've published some ~4 years of https://minetrack.me database records into the public domain @ https://data.minetrack.me 📈

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

I am currently working to recover some older corrupted Bedrock databases. They will be made available too if I have any luck. 🤞

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

I've recovered an additional 2 years (and ~15GB) of Bedrock+China data, it is currently uploading and will be published soon... 🎉

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

Originally posted by

I've published some ~4 years of https://t.co/NZwAcYlHSz database records into the public domain @ https://t.co/eSo7RITbMO 📈
Nick / Crypt @ Hytale

I've recovered & published an additional 2 years of both Minetrack China+Bedrock player counts @ https://data.minetrack.me/ (~15GB of data 📦) https://twitter.com/ItsCryptkeeper/status/1263945056463052800

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

I've also updated the previously released "Minetrack China" database to correct its date range and cull some manually inserted values ✅

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

This is nearly 4 years and 60GB of niche data. I have no idea what people will do with this data (if anything), but if you do end up with something neat, please share! ❤️

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

RT @ItsCryptkeeper: I've published some ~4 years of https://minetrack.me database records into the public domain @ https://t.co/eSo7RITb…

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

there's a special tragedy in telling me to "keep this information in a safe place" when your system emails me a plaintext copy of my password 😂🤦‍♀️ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/EaGufDOXQAABnSg.png

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

Originally posted by

JUST IN: The Trump administration has finalized a rule that would remove nondiscrimination protections for LGBTQ people in healthcare and health insurance. It rolls back Obama-era protections that prohibited discrimination in healthcare based on gender identity.
NPR Politics

This is dangerous and tragic. Nobody should ever wake up to find out their right to healthcare can be legally compromised by someone's baseless discrimination. https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/1271541108389154823

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

I can write plenty of tweets with sad stories of little gay me growing up. Getting turned away from a blood drive, being called a faggot walking down the street, having family disown me. But through all of that, I never once had to worry if my doctor would turn me away.

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

Donate to organizations like the @ACLU and @TrevorProject. Vote. Protest. Celebrate and acknowledge the LGBTQ+ people in your life. Don't let OUR future be stained by the deranged hatred of this administration.

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

Happy #PrideMonth Pride is a protest. Be gay, do crime. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

I need a new name for my Roblox version of Minetrack @ https://roblox.minetrack.me Winner gets nothing, go! 🚀

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

@penguin9541 fun fact: bloxtrack has been its existing name, I just never bothered to actually show that anywhere lol

over 4 years ago - ItsCryptkeeper - Direct link

RT @ACLU: BREAKING: Aimee Stephens, Don Zarda, and Gerald Bostock won! The Supreme Court ruled that it was against the law to fire our clie…

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