[2023] A Conversation at Riot Today

The following conversation is real. Names (other than mine) have been changed to protect the innocent:

Alex: Wow, people are really excited about the new set!

Dan: Of course, he's not even wearing a shirt!

Alex: What?

Mindy: ... SETT. The champion.

Alex: Oh wow, I Sett him up for that one.

Mindy: SETTle down, we need to finish these tickets before end of day.

Carlos: Just finished my call, what are we talking about?

Sarah: They're making terrible puns, put your headset back on!

Dan: Your headSETT?

Sarah: OMG NO!

Carlos: Stop it, you're upsetting sarah.

Alex: Sorry, didn't mean to upSETT you.

Carlos: GAAAAH!

Dan: Look, YOU said it - complaining now just feels like you Sett us up for failure.

Mindy: Let's Sett this topic aside for now.

Sarah: HeadPHONES back on!!!

Dan:

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The following conversation is real. Names (other than mine) have been changed to protect the innocent:

Alex: Wow, people are really excited about the new set!

Dan: Of course, he's not even wearing a shirt!

Alex: What?

Mindy: ... SETT. The champion.

Alex: Oh wow, I Sett him up for that one.

Mindy: SETTle down, we need to finish these tickets before end of day.

Carlos: Just finished my call, what are we talking about?

Sarah: They're making terrible puns, put your headset back on!

Dan: Your headSETT?

Sarah: OMG NO!

Carlos: Stop it, you're upsetting sarah.

Alex: Sorry, didn't mean to upSETT you.

Carlos: GAAAAH!

Dan: Look, YOU said it - complaining now just feels like you Sett us up for failure.

Mindy: Let's Sett this topic aside for now.

Sarah: HeadPHONES back on!!!

Dan:

(Posted in Slack Channel)

External link →