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over 2 years ago - /u/JagexJack - Direct link

"I knew she was trouble the moment she walked through my office door. The mouths on her neck gulped at me seductively, but it was her legs - all eleven of them - that really got me hot under the collar. She told me she was in deep with the Flachl gang. Like I said, trouble."

over 2 years ago - /u/JagexJack - Direct link

Originally posted by Degrandz

Woah, you can write! I would read books written by you!

I can't tell if this is sarcastic.

over 2 years ago - /u/JagexJack - Direct link

Originally posted by Degrandz

I’m serious - it’s not sarcastic! You have a way with words that I really appreciate. I seriously hope you’ll one day write some lore stories or the like… and maybe even a book!

Thanks!

over 2 years ago - /u/JagexJack - Direct link

Originally posted by SonicSingularity

My assistant, Azzandra, had just brought me a new case file and a cup of coffee. Both would have to wait. This dame had my attention...

Yes this is gold. I want to know more about the assistant.