[2019] You all suck at this game.

Originally posted by Masonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn: Just saying, everyone is wrong and terrible at the game.

The game is too easy, and too hard.

It is fun, and also very unfun.

Campaign sucks, and I haven't even played it.

Survival is the only game worth playing, because ♥♥♥♥ I love to hate myself.

Challenge of the week needs a difficulty disclaimer, otherwise I'll just keep playing on max survival instead of bothering with any game that isn't a 12 hour slow walk to forcible ♥♥♥♥.

Thank you developers for Caustic Lands, as I've seen it as better punishment than repeatedly slamming my genitals in a heavy metal drawer.

One day I will win at max everything. Or I will die.

Sincerely,

400 hours of my life so far.

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