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My daughter has been interested in Anthem for awhile. I cautiously warned her that it was buggy but she insisted on buying for our Xbox with her own money. She's a senior in high school (17) and her quotes, while watching her play, are hilarious. :D

"This is the ranger. He is the lamest and most sad of all the Javelins."

Shooting the Devastator for the first time: "Where have you been all my life?"

"WHAT KILLED ME?!?!"

On Storm: "We have capes. Thus, we are cool."

Walks into bar in Fort Tarsis: "I'm underage, people!"

"I only have ONE MISSION after spending 10 minutes talking to all these people? Come on!"

"Yea, I loaded in!"

"Alright peeps, let's do this mission...before the game crashes again."

Flying Interceptor for the first time: "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!?"

"Why is this person telling me their life story?"

"Where are my stats?"

"I GOT A GREENIE LOOT!"

"Hello again my old enemy...loading screen."

"How come she got a name? I don't get a name. I'm 'Freelancer.'"

"Why did you make me pick a face when I can never see it?"

"And YOU get a grenade, and YOU get a grenade, and YOU get stabbed!"

Her joyful enthusiasm and unfettered comments are a joy to behold. :D

[Update 1] More to behold

"I can’t walk through curtains? That sucks."

"Yep, he’s vaping."

"Language!"

Owen on wanting a javelin: "Keep dreaming, Owen. Keep dreaming!"

"I thought I was done talking to people!"

"Cake is very popular. Cake is very delicious. She is just crazy."

On meeting Neeson Giles for the 3rd time: "Are you serious! I hate you."

"Okay, anybody else I need to talk to? Anyone?"

Launching expedition: "Now I’m going to fit my two very small legs into these even smaller leg holes. See, somehow I can do that."

"I changed my weapon. We’re like on an on-again, off-again relationship."

After 3 Interceptor missions: "Forget Storm. This. Is. Mine."

[Update 2]

"I AM UNCOMMON!"

On Scar: "I don’t know their names because I don’t really pay attention. All I know is I shoot and kill them. They could be bugs. Who knows?"

"Wooowooo! Die!"

"Oh. Are they supposed to be hard?"

"WHAT. KILLED. ME?" (X4)

Flying into a wall: "You saw nothing."

"That’s a first! I’m in so fast!" (Loading)

"Ooooh, me touchie."

On fighting Titan for first time: "WHAT THE?!?"

"Are you serious? Did you just tell me to be careful?"

"Have I mentioned how wonderful this boss is?"

[Update 3]

Freelancer Rythe: "Oh, it’s bad-decision-making-girl."

"You gotta admit, I’ve got a nice butt though." (Her Interceptor)

"If only they took a page from Destiny or The Division." (She's played both)

"Hello? A little help?" (Downed)

"He’s walking past me! I’m right here!" (Still downed)

"Why does Owen have a British accent? No one else does!"

"Someone took my combo!"

"It’s Mabel!" (Voice actor from Gravity Falls)

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This is my most favourite post on here. Thanks for sharing!