My daughter has been interested in Anthem for awhile. I cautiously warned her that it was buggy but she insisted on buying for our Xbox with her own money. She's a senior in high school (17) and her quotes, while watching her play, are hilarious. :D
"This is the ranger. He is the lamest and most sad of all the Javelins."
Shooting the Devastator for the first time: "Where have you been all my life?"
"WHAT KILLED ME?!?!"
On Storm: "We have capes. Thus, we are cool."
Walks into bar in Fort Tarsis: "I'm underage, people!"
"I only have ONE MISSION after spending 10 minutes talking to all these people? Come on!"
"Yea, I loaded in!"
"Alright peeps, let's do this mission...before the game crashes again."
Flying Interceptor for the first time: "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!?"
"Why is this person telling me their life story?"
"Where are my stats?"
"I GOT A GREENIE LOOT!"
"Hello again my old enemy...loading screen."
"How come she got a name? I don't get a name. I'm 'Freelancer.'"
"Why did you make me pick a face when I can never see it?"
"And YOU get a grenade, and YOU get a grenade, and YOU get stabbed!"
Her joyful enthusiasm and unfettered comments are a joy to behold. :D
[Update 1] More to behold
"I can’t walk through curtains? That sucks."
"Yep, he’s vaping."
"Language!"
Owen on wanting a javelin: "Keep dreaming, Owen. Keep dreaming!"
"I thought I was done talking to people!"
"Cake is very popular. Cake is very delicious. She is just crazy."
On meeting Neeson Giles for the 3rd time: "Are you serious! I hate you."
"Okay, anybody else I need to talk to? Anyone?"
Launching expedition: "Now I’m going to fit my two very small legs into these even smaller leg holes. See, somehow I can do that."
"I changed my weapon. We’re like on an on-again, off-again relationship."
After 3 Interceptor missions: "Forget Storm. This. Is. Mine."
[Update 2]
"I AM UNCOMMON!"
On Scar: "I don’t know their names because I don’t really pay attention. All I know is I shoot and kill them. They could be bugs. Who knows?"
"Wooowooo! Die!"
"Oh. Are they supposed to be hard?"
"WHAT. KILLED. ME?" (X4)
Flying into a wall: "You saw nothing."
"That’s a first! I’m in so fast!" (Loading)
"Ooooh, me touchie."
On fighting Titan for first time: "WHAT THE?!?"
"Are you serious? Did you just tell me to be careful?"
"Have I mentioned how wonderful this boss is?"
[Update 3]
Freelancer Rythe: "Oh, it’s bad-decision-making-girl."
"You gotta admit, I’ve got a nice butt though." (Her Interceptor)
"If only they took a page from Destiny or The Division." (She's played both)
"Hello? A little help?" (Downed)
"He’s walking past me! I’m right here!" (Still downed)
"Why does Owen have a British accent? No one else does!"
"Someone took my combo!"
"It’s Mabel!" (Voice actor from Gravity Falls)
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