[2022] Age Of Empires 25th Anniversary [BR PT OC]

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272s	ly epic hello I'm Charlie Hodson and I'm
276s	thrilled to welcome you to the Age of
278s	Empire's 25th anniversary live
280s	celebration today is all about age we're
283s	talking it's history it's Evolution it's
286s	future obviously most importantly it's
288s	incredible fans around the world that
290s	have made this game rightly so a global
293s	phenomenon and so we're going to be
295s	doing this with you we have so much aged
298s	goodness to show you like exclusive
299s	trailers and announcements but we want
301s	you to be part of the show as well head
303s	to this link here twitch.tv forward
305s	slash XBox where we'll be having polls
308s	competitions giveaways and a look at
310s	some brand new gameplay
312s	speaking of which I'm in your way you do
314s	what you need to do it's not just me and
316s	she posting the show though also with me
318s	here today our community host wellin who
320s	is going to be keeping this party going
322s	Round the Clock if you do have any
324s	questions though he's your guy
326s	hey everyone my name is wellin I'm a
328s	gamer and a streamer and a lifetime Age
331s	of Empires Enthusiast and today I'm live
333s	with all of you from Xbox Studio on the
336s	west coast but I have a question for all
338s	of you chat where are you guys from
340s	I deeply want to know because this is
343s	something that is there he is indeed it
345s	all by Glory
347s	oh we are sliding back Kenny Hall
350s	a gamer indeed
352s	it is actually big why are you surprised
355s	about this
356s	yet the Netherlands okay Canada Atlanta
359s	can't more Canadians Argentina DC Brazil
363s	Wales the dragon Mexico all right this
367s	see this is what's so great AOE is so
369s	Global I just love it all right well we
372s	have more stuff for you let's talk about
373s	giveaways see in partnership with
375s	Alienware we are excited to share our
377s	grand prize giveaway of an exclusive
380s	custom r13 gaming PC so in twitch chat
384s	use keyword exclamation point age up
386s	your setup to win and do this right now
389s	do not type claim I know how that's a
391s	little a little Goblin meme don't do
393s	that all right and now the giveaway is
396s	only available to our North American
398s	viewers but there will be more prizes
400s	for everyone internationally throughout
402s	the show so for those International
403s	Gamers to win put in keyword exclamation
406s	point age 25. and also stick around
410s	until the end of the show when I will be
412s	hosting some very epic aoe4 and AOE 2
415s	Gameplay I'll see all of you in a little
417s	bit and keep the comments and questions
419s	coming I'll get to as many as I can
421s	throughout the entire show
425s	thank you Ellen isn't it lovely now
428s	folks make sure you stick around until
429s	the end of the show because there is an
431s	amazing Live musical performance that I
433s	promised you it's unlike anything you
435s	have ever seen before
437s	now there have been a lot of rumors
438s	swirling out there about this next
440s	announcement and the thing about rumors
442s	is sometimes they are indeed true so
445s	this is a direct message to you Robo
448s	htid you asked me this on Friday and I
450s	think it's about time I answered it for
452s	you
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549s	ERS see what I like about this
552s	announcement is that all of you right
554s	before stream were like please we want
556s	console and and I saw it like three
558s	different languages too so you guys now
560s	have console but I want to hear what you
562s	think about this see I'm curious about
564s	how you're going to control all the
565s	units because I personally I'm mostly a
567s	PC Gamer but I'm curious do you are
570s	there hardcore console gamers in chat
573s	I'm not talking about casual console
575s	gamers
576s	this is series finally on Console indeed
579s	indeed
581s	this is true
584s	CrossFit I'm not sure about that I'm
586s	very curious to see that what I'm what I
588s	think I might do is a little challenge
589s	is you could play on your uh Xbox your
592s	PC and so many ways to play you know
596s	I love game big business
599s	casuals can go home no we welcome the
602s	casuals in the community this is a
604s	friendly Community everyone is welcome
606s	what is a hardcore console gamer see you
609s	console Gamers this is what I'm trying
610s	to this is what I'm trying to say this
611s	is this is slander towards you guys
616s	Cronus like the Titan indeed my birthday
619s	too favorite strategy all right well you
623s	are so hey okay thanks gamer
627s	um and chat you may have noticed we
629s	dropped a poll we're gonna do something
631s	we've never done before it is time to
633s	get all of you in chat involved all
636s	right Charlie let's show them
639s	cheers well and I'm going to give you an
641s	amazing look at this unbelievable Age of
643s	Empires 2 table we've got right here so
645s	we're going to have a little cheeky tour
646s	first up we've got the Aztecs chilling
648s	over here with their Mills and their
650s	town center right down by the lake
652s	looking lovely no idea what's going on
654s	and over here chilling in the mountains
656s	are the Japanese approaching with their
658s	archers but we want to know what you
661s	want to do here so you saw the poll in
663s	chat get your votes in I'm gonna step
665s	away now because I don't want to get hit
667s	though I do have theories on what I want
668s	to see you do well in you got this
670s	you know it's excellent question because
673s	I often bring 300 IQ tactics High ELO
677s	gameplay so what I would do is I'd
679s	consult twitch chat so what's the move
681s	chat that's the thing I have this hive
684s	mind of a hundred people individually
686s	who knows but together you're Geniuses
689s	only good answers here get your votes in
692s	and um
694s	all right so do we have a winner are
696s	there who who why must we fight have
699s	them talk it out this is this is an
701s	anachronistic battle we have the
704s	Japanese and the Aztecs in a great a war
707s	for the ages
709s	do we have a winner
711s	okay all right the Aztecs are the
713s	winners Steve let's cue up the video of
717s	the Aztecs attacking
719s	and there it is they're attacking this
721s	ancient Pagoda
723s	this is this is pure Devastation folks
726s	there they shot one scorpion Vault and
728s	set it Ablaze perhaps it was Greek fire
731s	that was embedded within that scorpion
733s	bolt we even have a cinematic angle of
736s	an instant replay
738s	okay but now there's a counter attack
740s	these are crenellations being destroyed
743s	folks they One-Shot those all right well
745s	that was that was that was pure Warfare
748s	we just witnessed what a battle Charlie
750s	what's up next
753s	Wetland that was absolutely amazing I
756s	think you and chat up there absolutely
757s	smashed the right decision but don't
759s	worry your Age of Empires 3 fans because
761s	stay tuned you are up next but first
764s	let's gather around the campfire and
766s	take a lovely trip down memory lane
773s	in rare moments throughout history
776s	a movement grows so strong so powerful
779s	that it becomes Legend a legend that
783s	spans decades continents that spreads
786s	across our world this Legend involves an
789s	army of sorts Millions strong from
793s	children to the Aged from the hardcore
795s	to the Casual Warrior no one is turned
800s	away
801s	to succeed in this Army you need not to
803s	be strong of armed but strong of mind
806s	it's hard I speak of course
810s	of Age of Empires
815s	this Legend begins at the dawn of
818s	civilization 1997.
821s	even in the dreaded age of dial up
824s	internet a spark of creation grew in
828s	Dallas Texas and heralded the rise of
831s	greatness a sophisticated real-time
834s	strategy game set an authentic
836s	historical ages players chose a campaign
840s	and turned a handful of villagers into a
843s	thriving Empire progressing from
846s	primitive Stone Age through the tool
848s	bronze and iron ages players could
851s	conquer the ancient world from the
853s	Mediterranean to Egypt see the famous
855s	Hanging Gardens of Babylon and Rule
858s	alongside Hammurabi or dominate the
860s	islands of Japan under the light of the
862s	Rising Sun players were just choosing
865s	different scenery each civilization had
868s	distinct unit advantages and
870s	disadvantages Age of Empires was
873s	expanded by The Rise of Rome which
876s	introduced technological innovations
877s	like unit queuing and hotkeys the
880s	expansion grew not just the world of the
882s	game but the fans of Age of Empires into
885s	a force that was Millions strong the
888s	game was so popular that later on it was
891s	given out for free in some cereal boxes
894s	in Australia
895s	just a year later Age of Empires 2 The
899s	Age of Kings was released in an entirely
902s	new time period And across different
904s	Landscapes players could conquer fresh
907s	Horizons they could invade Eurasia with
909s	Genghis Khan Crusade with Barbarossa
913s	drive back the Invaders with Saladin
915s	Inspire their country with Joan of Arc
918s	or protect their homelands with William
920s	Wallace the discovery of hidden cheat
923s	codes help ease the path to Victory some
925s	of these cheat codes gave military units
928s	crucial help on the battlefield or fed
931s	hungry villagers while some
936s	car while some things had changed others
940s	remained the same players had to be
942s	careful yet bold patient but also Swift
945s	if they use their resources wisely
948s	players could make technological
949s	advances in the military economy
951s	religion and if no you'll never convert
956s	me be gone via priests
959s	after Conquering the world of man those
961s	behind Age of Empires set their sights
964s	on New Horizons now players could travel
966s	to mythological Realms interacting with
969s	creatures of lore as the Atlantean war
971s	hero arcantos they traveled across known
974s	and unknown worlds from Atlantis to
978s	to the Northlands ever since its release
981s	players have longed for a definitive
983s	edition of Age of Mythology but it has
986s	remained the stuff of
988s	myth
992s	Age of Empires 2 introduced another
995s	Innovative function multiplayer accounts
998s	players could face off with real enemies
1000s	across the world or across the room
1004s	Age of Empires 3 picked up in the late
1008s	16th century with players exploring
1010s	North America in a quest for the
1012s	fountain of youth players could choose
1014s	between eight different civilizations as
1017s	they followed the story of the black
1019s	family through five ages the campaign
1022s	opened up the possibility of other
1024s	civilizations and the expansion packs
1026s	added in more options with the WarChiefs
1029s	and the Asian Dynasties Age of Empires 3
1033s	also introduced the Havoc physics engine
1035s	and home cities cheat codes of course
1039s	remained highly sought after
1042s	unfortunately the AI evolved along with
1046s	the game
1048s	you king of the losers with these four
1052s	first games Age of Empires had
1054s	established itself across the world the
1057s	popularity of the game grew and spread
1060s	Age of Empires 2 and 3 were re-released
1063s	on Steam but it wasn't enough fans
1066s	needed more more Empires more worlds to
1070s	conquer so when Microsoft told people to
1074s	ask me anything online fans jumped in
1077s	and asked could we please have more Age
1081s	of Empires
1083s	Microsoft replied how many empires do
1086s	you need
1088s	in 2017 the torch was passed to a new
1091s	band of innovators these new explorers
1094s	scoured the corners of the earth
1096s	bringing forth an accuracy and detail
1098s	never seen before we took what was
1101s	already pretty incredible and just made
1102s	it even better
1104s	finally in 2018 the first Definitive
1107s	Edition was released the original Age of
1111s	Empires had been given graphical
1113s	improvements 4K resolution and a
1116s	remastered soundtrack it was everything
1118s	the players had loved about the original
1120s	game now using the most modern
1123s	technology The Definitive Edition
1125s	started with looking at something that
1127s	was already going on a small group of
1129s	passionate guys at the age to community
1130s	were working on this unofficial
1132s	expansion range of Empires 2.
1135s	on the 20-year anniversary of the
1137s	release of Age of Kings a definitive
1140s	edition of that game was released it
1142s	featured new Ai and 4K resolution that
1146s	allowed players to see their unfinished
1148s	castles in Crystal Clear detail it also
1151s	introduced in-game colorblind options
1153s	expanding accessibility
1156s	Innovation that continued with the
1158s	definitive edition of Age of Empires 3.
1161s	along with other upgrades this Edition
1164s	would grow to include more civilizations
1166s	including Africa Mexico and the
1169s	Mediterranean all the while players
1172s	continued to harness their power testing
1174s	their strategies in tournaments across
1176s	the world a fight song sounded the Beats
1180s	of war
1183s	and heroes emerged the Viper taking home
1188s	his first Red Bull champion
1191s	and in 2021 a new chapter in the legend
1196s	was released with Age of Empires 4.
1199s	building their Empires from the Dark Age
1201s	through the Imperial age with stunning
1204s	Graphics vast Landscapes and new ways to
1207s	taunt their opponents
1210s	but the story isn't over yet as long as
1214s	players across the world build new
1216s	empires outmaneuver their enemies and
1219s	protect their people Age of Empires not
1221s	only continues to grow it evolves
1225s	inspires transcends it becomes greater
1228s	than the sum of its parts it becomes
1231s	Legend
1232s	[Music]
1239s	yeah
1240s	now that was truly an epic history what
1243s	did you guys think of that documentary
1245s	because it's been 25 years folks I I
1248s	have another question is there anyone in
1250s	chat younger than Age of Empires because
1253s	the thing is like I played this game as
1256s	a kid and so I'm I'm slightly older than
1258s	Age of Empires so I don't know if that
1260s	makes me a boomer compared to you Zoomer
1262s	Gamers but
1264s	um
1269s	um
1269s	but yeah no it was pretty epic yeah fat
1272s	fantastic vid oh I am 21. me what is
1277s	this
1278s	nice Boomer kick W come on don't boomer
1281s	me gamer bro is probably 24.
1285s	I am younger than AOE okay and now is it
1288s	who is the oldest person in chat that's
1290s	the thing not only is when earlier we
1292s	were looking at everywhere that people
1294s	are from today I feel like young people
1296s	and older people enjoy this game it's
1298s	not like you need to be young with your
1300s	fortnite fingers or something everyone
1302s	has uh has has a different appreciation
1304s	and a different style of playing the
1306s	game I am 50 someone said they're 130
1309s	but I doubt it because then you'd be the
1310s	oldest person I think the oldest person
1312s	was 126.
1315s	ah but
1318s	um we also have another very cool uh AOE
1320s	3 tabletop coming right up Charlie can
1324s	we get to the uh a03 okie dokie we're
1326s	back with Age of Empires 3 and Wellen
1329s	chat the poll is already up and I want
1331s	to know who do you want to attack let's
1334s	have a look now we've got the United
1335s	States in their town on this side
1337s	looking lovely and comfortable but over
1340s	here whoa we've got Malta approaching
1343s	from the coast with their warships I
1346s	want to see these votes coming all the
1348s	way through as we check out the table in
1349s	its full Glory but I'm going to step
1351s	back once again so you guys can see all
1353s	the action well then over to you in the
1355s	safety of your studio
1357s	cool all right chat well we've got us
1360s	versus Malta you can see this idyllic
1363s	picturesque Village of the United States
1366s	off the coast in The Frigid waste of the
1368s	north and what do you think we have the
1370s	Maltese battleships off the coast let us
1372s	know in the poll because this is an epic
1374s	battle that is about to unfold we need
1377s	to know folks the Canon galleons are
1380s	poised to attack we have the the
1383s	defenses set up of the United States on
1386s	the Eastern Seaboard all right what are
1388s	we voting malta's ship cannons the votes
1391s	are in folks we have a winner Steve
1394s	let's queue up the video of that attack
1399s	ah the okay I was correct those are
1402s	Canon galleons right and they just one
1404s	shot that house it did not stand a
1406s	chance that was a that was a village
1408s	hall and a house that both got one shot
1410s	destroyed but there's a counter attack
1412s	there was a counter attack there
1414s	shooting flames they are not they're not
1417s	taking this sitting down the American
1419s	revolutionaries rise up once again but
1422s	folks we've got another tabletop coming
1424s	right up at you with more Age of Empires
1427s	4 and we're dropping another poll in
1429s	chat right now we've got a different
1433s	sort of genre a different time period
1435s	they a different uh style of battle that
1439s	will be occurring we've got
1441s	um I believe the malians and the
1444s	Ottomans
1445s	I believe uh here we go yes all right
1448s	what are we gonna do here folks
1450s	all right Charlie let's take a look at
1452s	the table top
1454s	once again an amazing choice in fact I
1457s	was telling well and earlier that if it
1458s	was up to me that's what I would have
1460s	done though I certainly would have
1461s	turtled significantly harder but now
1463s	we're going to check out our next two
1464s	newest Civilizations for Age of Empires
1466s	4 the Ottomans and the malians I'm going
1469s	to give you some fun facts about them as
1470s	well as we look here so the Ottomans
1472s	have a powerful Siege Weaponry like
1474s	these great bombards you can see getting
1476s	ready to go and mess some stuff up and
1478s	over here we have the malians who are
1480s	suited to swiftly outmaneuver their
1482s	opponents I hope you're taking notes but
1485s	as I said as you can see they are going
1486s	head to head to battle it out once and
1488s	for all so get your votes in as we take
1490s	a closer look at all the amazing detail
1492s	on this table I am once again running
1495s	swiftly away to dodge any straight
1497s	arrows and it's over to you Ellen a wise
1500s	move alright folks keep voting see this
1503s	is a classic Battle of Swift and sneaky
1506s	speed versus Power brains Brawn alright
1509s	it looks like the Malian Scout with the
1511s	Sheep has won Steve let's queue up the
1514s	video
1515s	I am prepared to see battle here folks
1520s	it will initiate at any moment the
1523s	destruction beginning now but but
1525s	there's Photon man the anachronistic
1528s	hero that was promised
1530s	shooting a laser cannon actually it
1533s	makes sense that he shot with a laser
1534s	cannon that it got set on fire there's
1536s	even a replay this is good stuff that
1539s	building is being devastated by this
1541s	large laser being shot
1545s	ottomanser this is a vicious
1547s	counter-attack they not they didn't one
1549s	shot it they two-shot it in all fairness
1552s	um but that Photon man was somewhat
1554s	unexpected yeah I did not anticipate
1556s	seeing him there all right well Charlie
1558s	what do you think of that battle
1561s	delicious wonderful shop photo man I
1564s	knew he wouldn't let me down in the old
1565s	destruction department for 25 years
1567s	though you have played on a slightly
1570s	bigger PC than this I'm guessing who
1572s	would have believed that you could have
1573s	age in the palm of your hand is that
1576s	correct I guess so watch this
1578s	foreign
1586s	[Music]
1592s	[Applause]
1599s	[Music]
1606s	asked there were multiple things that
1609s	were being asked and now you can play on
1612s	your little smartphone device and also
1615s	if you think about it you there are a
1617s	lot of ways to play this game now you
1619s	know we've you could even go on your
1622s	console mobile and computer see I asked
1626s	if there are hardcore console Gamers
1628s	earlier are there any hardcore mobile
1630s	Gamers this is something that I don't
1632s	know about entirely because there may be
1635s	Gamers who are entirely devoted to being
1639s	just absolutely cracked out of their
1640s	minds on a little mobile device
1644s	foreign
1647s	why are you saying LOL we are we are
1649s	laughing giggling we are joyful
1652s	No Such Thing damn these these these
1655s	mobile Gamers don't take this slander
1657s	towards you guys well we have more to
1659s	give away use keyword exclamation point
1661s	age 25 and twitch and enter to win an
1664s	AOE Mouse look at this bad boy look at
1667s	the the fine detailing the craftsmanship
1670s	hmm yes very impressive and it's just an
1674s	early taste the big prizes are yet to
1676s	come remember to follow twitch for the
1678s	grand prize PC rig okay and now
1684s	I've seen this intent I'm just saying we
1687s	have an announcement okay shrouded in
1690s	secrecy and myth this one Harkens back
1693s	to an earlier time and I'm very excited
1697s	to share it with you Steve roll that
1699s	video
1701s	foreign
1706s	[Applause]
1712s	[Music]
1737s	foreign
1755s	[Music]
1761s	guys I saw everybody saying like oh we
1766s	want this where is aom and I was like I
1769s	I was I was just
1771s	they don't know they don't know so we
1776s	have an Age of Mythology retold this is
1779s	this is can we get can we get a
1781s	prostagma in chat
1783s	this is so epic
1785s	this is so epic I just I everyone is
1788s	gonna remember a hero has fallen that's
1792s	gonna be seared into your memory I still
1794s	hear that in my nightmares sometimes
1796s	hey yeah all you guys earlier were like
1798s	oh they're gonna do this you know
1800s	they're gonna do that but now they've
1802s	really done it gosh darn it we've got
1803s	some prostagmas in chat
1806s	this is big business all right well
1809s	folks that is a big time announcement I
1811s	saw some Emperors and fellow Emperors in
1814s	chat but let's give away some more
1816s	prizes look at this amazing AOE beer
1820s	stein Gamers please drink responsibly
1823s	use keyword age exclamation point age 25
1826s	to enter to win these Steins Charlie
1830s	what did you think about that
1832s	announcement
1833s	hey chat I guess it's not the stuff of
1835s	myth anymore is it I am sorry I couldn't
1838s	help it but the van doesn't stop there I
1840s	promise you it is the 25th anniversary
1842s	after all so I've heard we have to go
1844s	pretty big check this next one out
1847s	foreign
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1876s	[Music]
1883s	foreign
1894s	[Music]
1904s	[Music]
1917s	foreign
1924s	[Music]
1937s	mate you took the words right out my
1939s	mouth but I'm going to have a chat with
1941s	chat about it all right okay so let's
1943s	recap new civilizations new settings and
1945s	I think you'll agree the graphics are
1947s	chef's kiss absolutely amazing but I do
1950s	hear you out there you want another one
1952s	don't you well here you go coming up
1954s	fresh
1957s	welcome to a new season of Age of
1960s	Empires 4 complete with brand new
1962s	civilizations Somalians and Ottomans
1965s	join us in celebrating the Monumental
1967s	25th anniversary of Age of Empires in
1970s	season 3 anniversary
1973s	right Seasons evolve you've shown off
1976s	your solo combat abilities in 1v1 ranked
1979s	games
1980s	now you'll be able to team up with a
1982s	friend and compete for top titles
1984s	together in team ranked for the very
1986s	first time what's a new season without
1989s	fresh rewards earn them through team
1991s	ranked matches solo ranked or as part of
1995s	the 25th anniversary seasonal event
1998s	challenges and by gaining Mastery with
2000s	the new Ottoman and Malian civilizations
2003s	then in December the first ever mini
2007s	events ton of toys which includes a free
2009s	Monument
2012s	anniversary celebrations bring new
2014s	content and Old Friends
2016s	sound the alarm as Photon man makes his
2019s	debut appearance bringing with him the
2021s	much anticipated cheat system to age
2024s	four
2025s	who can now demand more food please with
2028s	the new taunt system and
2031s	your enemy with a riding party you can
2035s	also unlock all new taunts throughout
2038s	the season are you ready to battle
2042s	the party doesn't end there we've got
2044s	eight new maps joining for this Birthday
2047s	Bash including Mediterranean and Oasis
2050s	based on classic maps from Age of
2052s	Empires one and two the season 3 update
2056s	includes highly anticipated Naval
2058s	gameplay improvements deeper economic
2061s	management increased combat volatility
2063s	more intense RPS counters and more
2067s	additional improvements have also been
2070s	made to late game AI resource Gathering
2073s	choke point and Scout improvements as
2076s	well as a number of General balance and
2079s	quality of life changes
2081s	[Music]
2084s	that's just a glimpse of the exciting
2086s	things coming in this season 3
2088s	anniversary celebration
2090s	we look forward to celebrating the first
2092s	anniversary of Age of Empires 4
2094s	alongside 25 wonderful years of age of
2098s	Empires with each and every one of you
2100s	don't forget to bring the party balloons
2102s	and streamers
2113s	or chat wellin it's fantastic to finally
2117s	have you here with me in the Great Hall
2119s	do you like what I've done with the
2120s	place isn't it great I love it very
2122s	Majestic and impressive
2124s	picked up on that I think you could kind
2126s	of say the same about the stream so far
2127s	though right what's it been like up
2128s	there with chat sort of teasing everyone
2130s	to give away this Beast as well well
2132s	I've been enjoying the cheeky banter I
2134s	know lots of stuff and I'm really
2135s	excited about Age of Mythology retold oh
2138s	yeah I think chat were particularly
2140s	excited you got them for me I was
2143s	definitely the most excited I mean aged
2146s	completely took me off guard when that
2147s	came along but um and the Age of Empires
2149s	2 coming to console Twitter we finally
2151s	have something we could talk about this
2152s	is fantastic news
2154s	um but yeah back to this giveaway who's
2156s	won it is it mean I could have it if you
2158s	want me to well we've got a winner okay
2160s	great but this Majestic machine custom
2163s	Age of Empires Alienware PC we have a
2166s	winner and our winner
2168s	is AKA underscore oh congratulations to
2173s	you not only have you won that but I've
2175s	got one more piece of news to give you I
2177s	shall take the floor now so for any Age
2179s	of Empires fans out there we've got one
2181s	more bit of news we will be bringing Age
2182s	of Empire's Definitive Edition into the
2185s	Age of Empires 2 d e engine and we are
2188s	going to have more information to share
2189s	on this in 2023 I do however don't I
2192s	don't have anything to add about this I
2193s	don't know what's going on that's a
2195s	chunky fella he is chunky enough that I
2197s	do not understand how they use the
2198s	stairs I shall investigate later on yeah
2200s	but we are not done uh you all are gonna
2203s	love this performance by the idol
2205s	villagers and in about 20 minutes I will
2207s	see all of you upstairs for some very
2210s	epic games and I don't think it could
2212s	come in a better time I don't know if
2213s	you've just noticed we are under siege
2215s	should we get out of here yeah it's
2216s	gonna be there chat enjoy the show we'll
2218s	see you in a bit
2220s	[Music]
2221s	foreign
2224s	[Music]
2246s	[Music]
2279s	thank you
2283s	[Music]
2292s	foreign
2298s	[Music]
2316s	[Applause]
2317s	[Music]
2331s	thank you
2336s	[Music]
2353s	[Music]
2367s	[Applause]
2368s	[Music]
2391s	thank you
2398s	[Music]
2419s	thank you
2421s	[Music]
2460s	thank you
2462s	how do you turn this on
2465s	[Music]
2495s	how are the bells of Norwich and the
2498s	people come and go here by the tower
2503s	Julian I tell them what I know
2508s	some Norwich and let the winter come and
2512s	go all shall be well again I know
2517s	[Music]
2542s	all right the yellow daffodil is coming
2545s	through the snow
2548s	the night the yellow diamonds Lord of
2551s	all I know bring out bells of Norwich
2556s	and let the winter come and go all shall
2560s	be wet again I know
2564s	[Music]
2582s	thank you
2584s	[Music]
2588s	waiting for the yellow daffodils are
2591s	flower in the snow bring forth
2597s	I know
2600s	yes
2602s	the winter come and go all shall be won
2607s	again
2608s	[Music]
2614s	[Applause]
2618s	[Music]
2620s	shall be well again
2623s	[Music]
2633s	[Music]
2634s	[Applause]
2635s	[Music]
2636s	[Applause]
2637s	[Music]
2646s	[Music]
2657s	[Music]
2661s	far away
2666s	[Music]
2669s	[Applause]
2675s	[Music]
2682s	[Music]
2689s	[Music]
2697s	[Music]
2715s	goodbye
2720s	[Music]
2753s	no no
2760s	[Music]
2767s	is quite clear a seven long years
2773s	[Music]
2777s	[Applause]
2784s	[Music]
2790s	[Music]
2802s	shoulders
2806s	[Applause]
2811s	[Music]
2814s	[Applause]
2815s	[Music]
2824s	[Applause]
2825s	[Music]
2826s	[Applause]
2831s	[Music]
2833s	checking your wallet that's me on your
2836s	dollar bill check in your pockets
2838s	quarters me too
2844s	sovereign
2849s	[Music]
2872s	[Music]
2896s	[Music]
2904s	yourself with me
2906s	[Music]
2924s	so bring us into things
2934s	foreign
2935s	[Applause]
2938s	[Music]
2939s	[Applause]
2959s	[Music]
2966s	bring us
2969s	[Applause]
2971s	[Music]
2978s	[Music]
2994s	to the ships with the sails like wings
2998s	and drink to the storms
3000s	[Music]
3012s	[Applause]
3013s	[Music]
3019s	[Applause]
3020s	[Music]
3033s	[Music]
3039s	[Applause]
3039s	[Music]
3060s	and London
3067s	golden walls
3072s	[Music]
3076s	drink to the glory field where a man
3081s	Embrace his death
3084s	thank the gods that we live at all with
3089s	our joy of the dying breath
3096s	[Music]
3116s	drink to the ships with the sails like
3119s	wings
3121s	[Music]
3127s	[Applause]
3131s	[Music]
3133s	trebuchet more like trevorier
3140s	okay
3143s	foreign
3145s	[Music]
3186s	[Applause]
3188s	[Music]
3191s	[Applause]
3192s	[Music]
3197s	gone away
3199s	[Music]
3229s	alone tonight
3238s	[Music]
3240s	[Applause]
3245s	[Music]
3262s	foreign
3267s	[Music]
3290s	[Music]
3302s	oh
3303s	[Music]
3308s	[Applause]
3309s	[Music]
3312s	oh
3313s	[Music]
3329s	start the song already
3334s	foreign
3341s	[Music]
3343s	[Applause]
3344s	[Music]
3355s	[Applause]
3358s	[Music]
3358s	[Applause]
3362s	[Music]
3363s	[Applause]
3363s	[Music]
3390s	[Applause]
3393s	[Music]
3403s	[Applause]
3404s	thank you
3406s	[Music]
3410s	[Applause]
3422s	foreign
3426s	[Music]
3428s	[Applause]
3430s	[Music]
3435s	[Applause]
3440s	[Music]
3460s	no no no no no no no no
3462s	foreign
3464s	[Applause]
3465s	[Music]
3483s	elephants on the boat but we can't fit
3486s	11 archers
3487s	because elephants have extra trunk space
3491s	wait what
3496s	[Music]
3510s	thank you
3512s	[Music]
3525s	foreign
3531s	[Music]
3546s	[Applause]
3554s	oh my goodness that was phenomenal a
3557s	massive thanks to the idol villagers for
3559s	what just might actually be the best
3560s	music performance of all time but I'd
3562s	also like to thank you well and you've
3564s	been amazing at helping me host the show
3565s	today and chat you've been spot on as
3567s	well but there is a little bit more we
3569s	have lined up for you isn't that indeed
3571s	we have some very epic gameplay coming
3573s	up alongside some juicy giveaways and uh
3577s	yeah so we'll see everyone in a few
3578s	minutes absolutely yeah give us a couple
3580s	of minutes to freshen up we'll meet you
3581s	upstairs and continue to fun thanks so
3583s	much for joining everyone bye bye
3587s	is that your camel you know he's not but
3589s	I think he's sat next to me on the
3591s	flight here you know cute
3596s	[Music]
3618s	foreign
3633s	[Music]
3657s	foreign
3661s	[Music]
3672s	[Music]
3703s	foreign
3705s	[Music]
3714s	[Music]
3745s	thank you
3751s	[Music]
3767s	thank you
3769s	[Music]
3771s	foreign
3771s	[Music]
3815s	thank you
3827s	[Music]
3843s	[Music]
3849s	thank you
3854s	[Music]
3881s	foreign
3884s	[Music]
3912s	foreign
3915s	[Music]
3920s	[Music]
3955s	thank you
3961s	[Music]
3977s	thank you
3978s	[Music]
3981s	foreign
3986s	[Music]
4030s	of the bombards that was pretty cool
4034s	though it was yeah it was terrifying but
4035s	it was thoroughly exciting at the same
4037s	time well Island that was such a good
4039s	show right yes it was so great you know
4043s	I I got nervous beforehand I'm always I
4045s	whenever I do performances are like you
4048s	know even though I'm like gaming you
4049s	know I'm like I was like Mom's spaghetti
4052s	yeah
4053s	he said that so many times I did I said
4056s	okay I think we need to say chat you
4058s	have been so exciting to watch over the
4061s	last hour or so seeing the wave of like
4064s	we want mythology we want mythology we
4067s	want console and we're both sat here
4068s	like just be patient they don't know
4071s	it's on the way yeah but no it was
4075s	fantastic I'm the chat I want to see you
4076s	guys just light up what was your like
4078s	favorite thing that happened tell us
4080s	everything rate wellen's performance out
4082s	of ten nine yeah I need I know this is
4085s	where we're gonna like get all the
4086s	results and during all of that we're
4088s	gonna continue doing giveaways and doing
4091s	a bit of gameplays am I right yep we're
4094s	gonna try the new sieves yes so we're
4095s	gonna be doing I think I'm for the first
4097s	game uh I'm gonna be malings and you're
4100s	gonna be Ottomans yep and we are gonna
4102s	devastate some pathetic we're gonna
4105s	artificial back to the computer
4106s	basically
4108s	yeah it's gonna work out today computer
4110s	we're gonna get you they will get their
4112s	revenge in 100 years oh absolutely but
4114s	we'll be long gone by then with our
4116s	victories behind us yeah it's all good
4119s	also I'm actually going to call out chat
4121s	you are doing exactly what I requested
4122s	you're telling us all the amazing stuff
4124s	that happened
4125s	um people really us included got so
4128s	hyped for the idol Villages I mean I
4130s	think I was correct when I said the best
4132s	musical performance oh yeah oh yeah 100
4134s	oh especially sham Burger
4137s	we were here
4139s	so good
4142s	you need more shamburger Schaumburg the
4144s	whole stream let's go they need to do
4145s	that Alexa sold it out Steve
4147s	yeah
4148s	classic Steve classic
4151s	um all right so should we load up yeah
4153s	let's do it so we're doing as you said a
4155s	2v2 co-op versus AI yep
4158s	um I'm gonna go so you wanted to go for
4160s	the mallions right yes that's a bit more
4162s	your tactic so why are you going
4163s	mallions I'm I'm gonna attack viciously
4166s	yeah no prisoners no
4168s	um but and then you're a turtleer I am
4172s	I'm a turtle I like building my
4174s	fortresses that no one could get into I
4176s	like everything looking very nice and
4178s	aesthetic I'm the resource manager which
4180s	thing is great with amalians and the
4181s	gold yeah I've got that covered and then
4183s	I'm going to send you off to battle for
4185s	me while I protect the house you'll make
4187s	the paladins and I'll move forward with
4188s	the archers oh wait no okay there you
4191s	are okay good yeah no I'm here I just
4193s	need to yes almonds there we go I'm good
4195s	I'm ready all right awesome I'm looking
4198s	forward to this 20 seconds
4200s	someone said brumpet
4204s	yeah it's it's here don't worry that's
4206s	here I'll get trumpets we don't know
4208s	about that one or that some people don't
4210s	know Jazz admit they're a turtle or two
4213s	cars thank you I need all fellow Turtles
4216s	please stand up and chat it's the only
4217s	way to go all right one in chat if
4220s	you're a turtle or two in chat if you're
4222s	an attacking
4223s	violent gamer we are about to split
4226s	we're gonna have some likes gang Warfare
4228s	and chat over this watch this happen go
4230s	to the Lord I'm curious to see which
4232s	there's gonna be more of I hope it's the
4234s	turtles turtles represent let's go okay
4237s	okay oh and see loads of two I forgotten
4240s	what two was what oh two was the violent
4243s	attack oh damn oh everyone's there's so
4246s	many turdlers
4248s	all right I'm gonna oh and there's they
4250s	have the uh objective things that tell
4252s	you where your scout is going that is
4255s	that's right we need so I need to make
4258s	sure I what I really want to do is I
4260s	quite like to connect us okay
4262s	um so you're over there yeah well let's
4264s	see oh well yeah I'm gonna stop building
4266s	walls almost immediately
4269s	no not quite I'm gonna wait until we get
4271s	to the stone wall like the second era
4274s	that's good
4277s	so I've got my you guys are off doing
4279s	this and we want to have some more
4281s	Builders and we're going to get you
4282s	there
4283s	right we've started on the mill and the
4287s	farm production oh that's such a
4289s	terrible Place One apps fool I am oh did
4292s	you miss this one okay it's fine because
4294s	when I was practicing the other day I
4297s	put a um Lumber camp on my gold and
4299s	didn't realize it for a while in
4303s	[Laughter]
4305s	another turtle gang that's a very
4307s	aesthetically pleasing it's the way to
4309s	go and then it means you don't have to
4310s	panic when someone comes along with this
4312s	giant army you're like oh you think
4314s	you're gonna you think you're gonna get
4315s	in here and win Charlie I have really
4317s	bad news what have you done already I
4320s	got housed
4323s	oh okay I've just found uh one sacred
4326s	site I suppose the question is what
4327s	victory do you want to go for here
4331s	corpses of our enemies on the ground
4333s	right okay
4335s	um sure yes let's Okay
4340s	make note of that actually that's the
4343s	one we're gonna go for oh this deer just
4345s	got hit and dealt with it
4347s	um
4349s	dealt with it just said I that's
4352s	[Music]
4353s	um
4355s	Emirates
4356s	um I've not found oh the enemy team
4358s	knows a scout
4363s	yeah okay
4365s	I think
4368s	you have a scout right next to you oh I
4370s	do children yeah I don't know near you
4372s	and your sheep oh yeah follow them yeah
4374s	we can start to place on the map where
4376s	with this stupid AI is I I
4381s	um we're really Central in this map so
4384s	like this Turtle I'm gonna have to build
4386s	is gonna have to be all encompassing I
4388s	can't use the edge of the map or do you
4391s	in your free time sometimes say AOE
4393s	voice lines
4396s	never say it out loud but sure I think
4399s	catch me with the best of them
4402s	all right
4404s	eating sheeps
4406s	oh yes you're still on the follow good
4407s	nice I lost them I got distracted by the
4410s	street
4411s	I need gold do you have to wear a shell
4413s	when playing no toasty toast the Sun a
4415s	not you have a brilliant twitch Name by
4417s	the way um I think wearing a turtle
4419s	shell is um non-compulsory but
4423s	um perhaps in my own free time yes I
4425s	would like to wear a shell from time to
4426s	time and no one could judge me
4430s	arteminated
4432s	okay see you back up with the wall
4436s	oh oh no Christ now I've gone too far
4440s	that's my fault oh you're getting
4441s	peppered Ah that's fine I sort of I
4444s	don't know uh Chad I'd love to know your
4445s	first theories when you first come in I
4447s	immediately don't mind losing my Scouts
4449s	You Don't Want to Lose Yourself no I
4451s	lose my first Scout because I just like
4453s	to size up exactly what they're doing
4456s	how much they've got so you don't know
4459s	they're already building their second
4460s	age okay we need to not this is why yeah
4464s	we need to okay actually okay what
4469s	difficulty setting did you choose
4471s	intermediate
4473s	I mean uh I told you we should secretly
4476s	choose easy
4478s	we can win all right okay we have to be
4481s	dang okay we just have to be smarter
4483s	than the AI are already nearly a false
4487s	entry ahead of us
4489s	oh now I'm losing my Scout it's fine
4491s	smile
4492s	all right I'm bringing my Scout home to
4494s	heal that's fine I lost my Scout it's
4496s	all good I've not dropped though and I
4499s	have too many on wood
4503s	I just need someone gold now
4506s	yeah the fact that they're building
4508s	already is actually all very concerned
4511s	yeah that is big time actually
4514s	oh
4517s	yes
4521s	you knew that we were live on the
4523s	internet today right why didn't you pick
4525s	easy the thing is I'm an AOE 2 gamer so
4529s	I'm like I'm just I've played some aoe4
4533s	but I I'm just
4536s	oh man all right well I have more sheep
4539s	coming home we have the gold oh yeah I
4541s	mean we may not have the second age but
4542s	we've got plenty of sheep yeah my people
4544s	are well fed
4546s	rice okay I'm just I'm just gonna stop
4549s	building an entire suburb as clearly I
4551s	was way more comfortable than I thought
4553s	someone said GG go next bruh no shots
4565s	okay okay all right
4568s	oh Lord you want the band back in again
4571s	it wouldn't be great if like they just
4572s	turned up behind us and just started
4574s	bopping that was so fun
4581s	that's fine distract them let them have
4583s	as many as she's not fine no no we need
4585s	those resources we're already down bad
4588s	oh I don't have any food because I have
4591s	like 30 villagers queued
4593s	I was like I was like where's my food
4595s	it's fine okay this is a warm-up match
4599s	is a total Outpost
4603s	okay uh you just chase them with oh have
4608s	you gone full in with a sheep no no no
4610s	no no he's gone Rogue he went no oh
4618s	okay I just had too many villagers cute
4620s	I had the resources why is no one
4622s	building
4623s	[Music]
4625s	okay when my next villager comes out
4628s	um I'm meaning gold and I'm meaning food
4631s	and we are going to start to to age up
4633s	okay I'm building the age up building
4635s	right now so okay nice I'm a little
4638s	behind how do we see the score or will
4641s	it not say is there no score I don't
4643s	think there's a score you know what I
4645s	actually can't remember this one I don't
4646s	think there is a score
4648s	playlist
4655s	I sent okay I thought I selected my I
4660s	thought I selected my Scout but I
4662s	selected all my villagers and they went
4664s	forward
4673s	being on the internet today and we're
4676s	just really letting people I even
4678s	practiced I was like I'm gonna be ready
4680s	I know I did as well it's one of those
4682s	things though I think there are so and
4683s	this is one of the things I love the
4684s	most about ages I gotta say is that
4686s	there are so many different
4688s	um skill levels to this I mean we just
4690s	saw the Walla LOL tournament the Red
4692s	Bull one those people are like the pros
4695s	the experts but like chat I'm gonna
4698s	remind you no everyone knows not
4701s	everyone's like that
4703s	everyone's got something this game Age
4705s	of Empires the thing is it's so easy to
4707s	watch it's so easy to play when you're
4709s	watching oh yeah I'm the best player
4711s	when I'm watching I know exactly
4720s	yeah I'm just about to I think I'm gonna
4723s	have enough soup yes there we go okay
4725s	1200 Foods 600 gold
4729s	or something
4732s	uh am I I think I'm cavalry
4737s	I'm actually not
4743s	it's fine
4746s	okay I'm now building my age up this is
4750s	I I'm I'm an era of my life well and
4752s	what I like to play games on easy mode
4754s	and I think I just wasn't prepared for
4756s	the fact that you clicked into media
4758s	that I was like I'm gonna go with such a
4760s	leisurely Pace yep yep I'm gonna think
4763s	about what color I want the bed sheets
4765s	in my houses and then I go see a castle
4768s	being built and I'm like oh wait so
4770s	they're building a castle well they're
4772s	building something hideous
4774s	uh I just built a blacksmith in the
4777s	market you kid
4779s	ding I'm such a little Age of Empires
4781s	too Goblin
4784s	um
4785s	uh a cattle ranch
4791s	any ranchers in chat
4798s	thank you
4801s	all right if it helps
4804s	um hey
4807s	hey from them
4808s	oh Lord oh no what are the light melee
4812s	infantry oh that's okay
4814s	I don't have any the irony of the
4818s	barracks just being built next door oh
4820s	good God okay all right chat what are
4823s	the mountains what are the malians good
4824s	at I think they're scallops that's what
4827s	they said I think cavalry
4829s	if they're ranchers they must like all
4831s	right we're gonna stay but we're gonna
4832s	why are they not building
4836s	oh it's done
4838s	where's the cattle
4843s	I need to build my walls immediately
4846s	okay I'm so uncomfortable I can actually
4850s	go to the next stage I'll do it do it
4853s	don't hesitate they certainly won't
4855s	quickly produce
4863s	right I'm here I'm good
4866s	cattle and mill
4869s	oh oh God I need more food I don't have
4873s	any meals
4883s	turn on Charlie I'm not gonna betray my
4887s	teammates
4889s	impartial crap out here being honest
4892s	about my abilities and you still want to
4894s	take me down a pack how dare you oh
4896s	they're attacking me
4898s	oh that's fine they're taking a break
4899s	from attacking me again no no they're
4901s	gonna kill a villager run run I'm about
4904s	to lose a brave woman
4908s	building
4911s	it goes up it goes up it goes up
4914s	it goes up it goes up and then I'm gonna
4916s	can I Garrison them then no no no no no
4922s	oh my God
4925s	[Music]
4934s	foreign
4960s	okay okay ah
4962s	touched it into the woods
4964s	it's not worth it stay here stay here
4966s	stay here stay here okay I'm making uh a
4969s	sofa
4976s	I'm building a sofa oh great
4982s	okay you've angered me for two long
4985s	textiles oh
4988s	oh I'm roasting now I'm roasting
4991s	right we're gonna start with these holes
4994s	just to slow them down a bit
4996s	uh
4998s	what me villagers should I go light no
5000s	not no no no no no no no no no no no no
5002s	no no no no no no oh oh this is an
5006s	actual disaster
5007s	foreign
5034s	yes that's true actually and that's
5036s	actually a pretty big I think
5038s	all right I'm gonna aim for third age as
5040s	Robin but we're just gonna they're
5041s	barely touching my forimba Garrison
5045s	what if I just make a bunch of arch
5049s	Tower oh God they've gone for your
5051s	landmark
5054s	oh I should make a tower that would be
5056s	clever a total Outpost
5061s	was a sweater
5066s	that's a great Point wood needed and I'm
5069s	gonna read that out verbatim even though
5070s	it's rude to the both of us chat calm
5072s	down if you want top level gameplay
5074s	watch tomorrow's tournament there's a
5076s	reason we're sat here doing this and
5078s	we're not in the tournament tomorrow
5080s	my eco's fine how many villagers do you
5082s	have do you know what's your
5084s	not enough is the answer to getting kind
5086s	of eating I'm not gonna lie
5091s	okay my sofa
5093s	okay oh these are hardened spearmen my
5096s	sofas don't stand a chance why don't I
5098s	make archers
5101s	yeah I'm making archers
5103s	okay and I'm gonna get on gold
5105s	everyone to go
5111s	one more of that
5113s	and you're fine
5116s	keep doing the walls
5120s	I've let my turtles Squad down they're
5123s	setting all my stuff on fire oh wait
5126s	Archer micro coming up one dead
5129s	two dead nice get up
5133s	oh wait I'm kind of roasting
5135s	unironically
5140s	okay I have a small band of archers
5143s	oh no oh no no no no no no no
5148s	we have a lot of arches
5150s	Garrison
5154s	oh
5158s	right you guys don't need to protect
5160s	that side anymore because we have the
5161s	walls up we're good we are Grand
5169s	um
5169s	you're right bud
5172s	are you getting attacked on your side
5174s	I'm dying over here you seem to be the
5177s	closest to them
5179s	oh I'm blocking them off I'm coming
5181s	around on this side I don't want
5182s	anything to do with them all right I
5184s	have a lot of gold coming in that's good
5187s	I like that I don't have any food
5191s	I like the idea of making a lot of
5194s	archers
5196s	arches of my favorite oh but now he's
5198s	making targets
5205s	oh no no this is this
5213s	and Garrison inside the barracks
5216s	nope so that was a lie stop trying to go
5220s	around the walls with your sheep I'm
5222s	blocking you out invite only go away
5225s	good riddance
5227s	so you do that wait they're Archer
5229s	microing against me bro
5232s	it's illegal I might even double that
5235s	wall
5236s	just cause
5237s	just because I'm not gonna help they're
5239s	gonna they're gonna come around back
5241s	oh okay they've got one of the secret
5243s	sites
5245s	are back
5247s	that's tremendously fine
5250s	but we have the other one all the way
5251s	down here okay so they're opposite ends
5253s	so they they can't go to the sacred
5255s	Victory that's I'm okay make minute arms
5257s	all right you need to make minute arms I
5259s	just don't have any food prod
5262s	uction I need to make Farms that was my
5264s	major mistake I'm not made I have no
5267s	Farm Eco oh my goodness me
5270s	I
5271s	right they can have that one they can
5273s	keep that one it's fine
5277s	right let's have a look how close the
5279s	meeting okay
5281s	they have
5283s	they've learned men here
5289s	you don't need food for oh
5292s	they only cost gold
5294s	oh my God I'm about to go crazy
5301s	oh I ate all the gold okay uh I'm gonna
5304s	go find another gold okay I think we can
5307s	win this I'm unironically
5309s	if they enter the third age I'm worried
5311s	if they're not there then I'm not
5313s	worried and I'm working to get to the
5314s	third age now so hopefully we can beat
5316s	them to that okay this would actually be
5318s	a legendary comeback like unironically
5320s	we've told chat that we're not gonna win
5322s	and it's all like we've set up a ruse
5325s	oh
5327s	it's my moose Safari
5329s	my
5330s	my
5333s	Musafa I said exactly right I've almost
5336s	stud dude
5338s	all right my farm eco's looking hot I'm
5341s	not gonna lie
5343s	all right you guys need some more Stone
5345s	okay well there's some around here what
5348s	are you doing right you guys are moving
5350s	out you guys are all gonna go work down
5351s	here okay
5354s	are you winning son
5356s	[Music]
5357s	okay
5358s	oh that see that oh oh I'm getting
5362s	stoned and not gold
5368s	it's fine
5372s	I don't have a huge Army at the moment
5373s	but my plan is to try and build up one
5375s	and help you because it just seems to be
5376s	that what that one corner okay the thing
5379s	is in all fairness I'm actually not
5382s	losing that badly anymore okay that's
5384s	good
5385s	put down a military school to come help
5387s	you
5388s	do you have any military
5390s	um I have a few bits and pieces I don't
5392s	have anything that's going to save the
5393s	country though okay I need to make
5396s	I need to make another uh Town Center I
5399s	feel like
5401s	well I remember playing
5402s	um on Xbox on I did a match it was me
5405s	versus a guy on the team called Henry
5406s	and it was versus and I decided to do my
5410s	turtle technique but I had like three
5412s	layers of walls and he could get
5414s	anywhere near me and then I tried to
5416s	destroy him
5417s	um but he'd built like 20 Town centers
5419s	and it was so frustrating
5422s	can you Garrison and stuff inside
5424s	buildings when you build it or no I
5426s	don't know
5427s	I'm about to watch
5433s	I just need a bunch of gold
5436s	the influence on the blacksmith School
5438s	oh production rates increase oh they're
5440s	popped out all right
5443s	uh blacksmith I can't tell if I'm
5445s	winning this battle
5447s	come to the university
5452s	all right okay
5454s	we can recover I need just need a new
5457s	town center
5461s	let's do all of the
5463s	research or a new
5466s	okay okay all right I think we can
5470s	recover
5472s	y oh
5474s	nice uh
5476s	good
5477s	I think we may be I'll be beyond that
5479s	point of contingent of archers
5482s	approached
5488s	where are the towers is it this
5491s	Stonewall Tower oh I just need Stone
5495s	haven't got any stuff oh
5498s	I don't have any Eco upgrades
5502s	yeah
5503s	oh well
5504s	why'd the music get crazy all of a
5506s	sudden
5507s	oh that is worse
5511s	says something happening that I don't
5513s	know about
5514s	right I'm expanding my suburbs there we
5517s	go you go I'm gonna repair I'm just
5519s	gonna build a new blacksmith because I
5521s	have a feeling if I go over to repair
5522s	that one they'll they'll find out about
5525s	my Village
5526s	and I'm doing the best I can to not let
5529s	them do that right now
5534s	God that's they're really going for you
5536s	huh
5537s	they're attacking my stuff and it's kind
5539s	of cringe yeah
5541s	okay but they're being stupid and I'm
5547s	and I'm
5548s	I'm there in range of my town center
5551s	okay
5553s	melee damage
5556s	melee armor
5560s	I'm gonna do a bunch oh
5562s	oh no
5568s	uh okay I'm gonna make another sofa
5572s	a veteran sofa
5577s	do you have any uh do you have walls you
5579s	have a building that's on fire oh toll
5581s	outposts
5583s	it's like wires
5589s	they're out there I'm actually killing
5591s	his whole Army it's like deeply copious
5593s	good good
5598s	he's just he's trying to go for it
5605s	all right
5606s	you guys why have you stopped building
5608s	houses come on he's Gotta Throw at the
5610s	RV you know okay all right so I'm gonna
5613s	build some toll booths
5617s	more villes more villes
5620s	if I can get a Juiced Eco we'll be in a
5622s	really good spot unironically
5630s	oh I probably need to
5632s	okay
5635s	right I'm now going up to the next age
5638s	don't worry you freak I am not about to
5640s	put the Arches on the walls okay
5643s	uh you guys finished yep okay right I'm
5646s	going to reorganize where I want my
5648s	arches to go oh
5653s	there's no way in
5655s	and around uh it's not happening where's
5660s	my toad booth
5664s	my brother where is the told
5666s	thank you they are very aesthetically
5668s	pleasing settlements I think you'll find
5670s	they're totally not a mess in the
5671s	slightest
5672s	toll Outpost I'm building a toll booth a
5675s	tall Outpost uh let's put it there
5682s	work a couple of them on there okay a
5685s	couple Maybe
5687s	kill the monkeys
5694s	Adrian Walker
5696s	this needs to go up
5698s	[Music]
5700s	go and fix my Landmark okay it's a
5703s	little tricky right now but oh I have so
5706s	much I have so much wood uh
5714s	I'm making like five barrackses and
5717s	they're done they're done I've decided
5718s	go what I'm not good it's a villager
5722s	just sat in my Army did you get there
5726s	they destroy
5728s	oh they
5731s	they are low-key devastating
5734s	don't you worry I'm prepping as long as
5736s	I can get this side covered I need an
5738s	army
5740s	instead of sure you don't need a gate to
5742s	Mount the walls I think you just need
5743s	this door on the back of the tower we'll
5745s	do it
5746s	okay you're in the castle age
5749s	oh they're just okay you're just totally
5752s	all right I'm taking heat over here but
5755s	I am actually killing them I need to
5757s	repair this though
5759s	okay
5761s	um you guys I'm gonna make moosafari I'm
5763s	gonna help with the wall I'm staying so
5766s	true to the walls I will not back down
5769s	from habit and that is walls
5774s	go away eat it
5783s	okay
5786s	on the walls baby
5788s	[Laughter]
5790s	[Music]
5793s	I'm gonna help Aphrodite but as you
5795s	notice I'm constantly getting I need
5797s	brassed on this wall
5800s	so I'm trying to make sure that my ass
5801s	is covered before I go out this ass you
5804s	know that's the current Vibe of the
5807s	stream this angle is fine and then you
5809s	see in the background it's not much it's
5811s	not shouts
5812s	but it don't oh he was nice why can't I
5817s	build these
5819s	50 food also we're gonna increase I have
5823s	so much wooden gold I'm just gonna make
5825s	a ton of archers that's it
5828s	foreign
5832s	[Laughter]
5847s	[Music]
5849s	I'm sending them through now and then
5851s	I'll get started on my next Army that'll
5853s	bail me out in a major way it's all
5855s	right where's your army what are you
5857s	wearing where's the dying
5859s	it's been really rough over here well
5862s	and why do all of your houses look like
5864s	this it's a suburb what street planning
5868s	Maniac sign this off the ones that they
5871s	oh oh here come the elephants maybe oh
5873s	those are big chunkers
5876s	uh there we go oh they can't build I've
5879s	come to save the day okay
5883s	oh my God counts as one they're stealing
5886s	no kill the man kill the man kill the
5888s	man kill the mug
5889s	what costs wooden gold get on that's
5893s	what I need steal that Monument it's oh
5895s	you're gonna do you have upgrades on
5896s	those bad boys yeah I sold upgraded okay
5898s	okay oh you're actually roasting
5901s	right there you go you take them okay
5903s	push with this
5905s	like go push uh you're
5909s	hey all right I think I think they're
5911s	running back they're on they're on my
5912s	wood line
5914s	I got him I got him do you have food do
5917s	you think you could send me food that
5918s	would be big
5921s	yes
5923s	come on keep running your fools I'll
5925s	take your dang elephant get out okay
5927s	right elephant down you guys go into
5932s	okay
5934s	I need to repair
5937s	don't push just stay there so I can go
5940s	watch okay okay oh my sweet what they're
5944s	building a town center outside the gate
5946s	right come on them
5948s	uh okay I'm repairing my first and then
5950s	I'm gonna repair the other landmark
5953s	huge Workshop I get like a thousand food
5955s	please that would bring me out of
5957s	destitution
5963s	tree if you're going archers
5967s	oh I think you need her oh it's it's
5969s	it's turning south over there
5972s	fights going south
5976s	all right I'm working on a keep and a
5978s	Siege Workshop
5980s	you guys aren't building a animal gold
5982s	multiples
5987s	that's good
5989s	um uh yeah I need food though I'm about
5992s	to be down utterly tremendous right okay
5994s	I'm working on that now
5996s	I'm gonna go see if I can destroy this
5997s	town center that's just outside as well
6001s	oh God I'm at Stone ah
6005s	okay
6009s	how are you doing are my Army my Army
6011s	are down okay right Jesus
6013s	do you have any army whatsoever
6016s	uh no because I'm okay what costs wood
6020s	and gold for this bad boy
6024s	foreign
6027s	top right side button send him 1K and
6031s	then I'll go um
6033s	I'll go did they destroy my Barracks no
6037s	and then I'll go musafati Warriors
6044s	I need my food Charlie get
6047s	well and I'm so hungry my people they're
6050s	so hungry
6060s	uh so nothing costs wood and gold is
6063s	what I'm
6064s	chat danzo or better
6067s	in this situation
6071s	right okay now let's build
6074s	I need to repair my Garrison but I can't
6076s	that's the issue Gayton
6082s	and we're beginning goodbye okay
6084s	stop it you nerds leave me alone
6090s	Okay so
6094s	food okay I'm just gonna start building
6096s	stuff to see all right any army I get
6099s	I'm just gonna bring them over okay I
6101s	mean
6102s	I'm stuck to wonder if there's a point
6106s	she's like absolutely
6109s	real town here
6111s	yeah but they
6112s	if I have a ton of wood and gold I just
6115s	don't know what to make that's the issue
6119s	if I have if I have food I can make a
6121s	lot of stuff
6122s	and you can if you hit the top right
6124s	button players and tribute very top
6126s	right send me a thousand gold I can make
6128s	an army or a thousand food Thousand food
6130s	oh a thousand food Thousand food I will
6133s	have an army rallied Swift done send
6144s	oh okay I need God I need loads and
6147s	loads of wood if you're able to send
6148s	wood
6149s	okay I have food now all right Army okay
6152s	better
6154s	all right I will have an army I will
6156s	have an army rides
6160s	and then I just need to just rebuild the
6162s	landmark and we'll be fine then copium
6166s	the walls that destroyed the wall and I
6170s	need to get my food Eco going here
6181s	oh yes
6185s	they are through the wall okay
6189s	I'm about to have a contingent of men
6191s	idle villagers please
6194s	[Applause]
6199s	okay
6200s	all right I can recover now
6205s	let's put some walls here please
6208s	please oh hey get back on the wall
6212s	chase them actually you know what
6213s	destroy that because
6217s	all right I got I got I kind of got like
6219s	boys now okay I'll tell you what then
6221s	I'm gonna see if I can go around this
6222s	back way and Destroy these because they
6224s	are they're sneaking through okay
6230s	all right I'm gonna repair this
6234s	okay I'm
6236s	I'm kind of coming up should you get in
6238s	what I just have a random Scout in my
6241s	Village I don't know how they got there
6242s	though
6243s	uh repair
6247s	wait
6250s	oh where the buildings just destroyed
6251s	forever I thought there was a leader
6253s	right there
6261s	to fight
6262s	come on your luck Destroy This Town
6264s	Center
6265s	so rude that they put that there
6271s	so I can send you more food but if you
6274s	could send me more wood that would be
6275s	ideal because I'm trying to get some
6277s	Prestige weapons going okay I kind of
6280s	got like a lot of boys now I have 19 men
6283s	19 men I don't know that is not enough
6287s	it's just not enough I'm being frankly
6289s	I'm being devastated
6291s	cold
6295s	I am running low on gold heavy armored
6297s	targets
6299s	yeah I just got I got absolutely
6300s	demolished just now
6304s	that was bad whoa whoa
6311s	ignore the villagers we need to worry
6312s	about the villages do you have anything
6313s	for this elephant Army in my base
6316s	um I could see if I can start work on a
6318s	second Army I'm just okay things have
6320s	sort of it hit the pan on my end okay
6322s	okay
6324s	woman
6327s	yeah I'm gonna need I'm gonna need an
6329s	army okay that's fine I've got one
6330s	cooking got one just put it in the oven
6332s	for you
6335s	okay what did these workers doing I want
6338s	to get really upgrades
6340s	oh no
6343s	[Music]
6349s	spearmen For Elephants so like light
6351s	yeah because they're mounted and those
6355s	are yeah okay I'm just gonna do a mix of
6357s	Infantry
6364s	foreign
6369s	Center yeah you'll get ravaged over
6372s	there
6372s	um I won't lie to you I'm off tempted
6374s	just to build a wall between me and them
6376s	what the hell
6379s	Nat Town off well it's not this is my
6382s	Empire I'm not writing off my Empire
6386s	all right okay all right okay okay I'm
6388s	gonna go discover what this other town
6389s	was right next to me that's why okay
6392s	yeah it's like I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
6394s	do a first pass to this Village see if I
6396s	can destroy you all right yeah no the
6398s	thing is you base trade with yes
6401s	base trade
6403s	what if I build a wall okay all right
6407s	hold I don't have that much Stone though
6413s	yeah I don't have enough stone for this
6416s	um
6419s	don't go too far into the village I beg
6421s	you pull back pull back pull back
6424s	just go one at a time
6427s	he's got a great comp though he's got
6429s	the archers to deal with the spearmen
6431s	and then he's got the tower elephants
6433s	which will destroy all my buildings
6435s	I think it was so many freaking cows
6438s	how do you get this much stuff
6441s	oh
6443s	the Mills generate cows Chad said
6446s	something about that oh yeah no I didn't
6448s	set mine to do that actually okay yeah
6450s	okay
6452s	so how do you do that though
6455s	you uh
6458s	[Applause]
6461s	okay
6463s	yeah I need to
6465s	[Music]
6466s	make those are nice food prod is not
6468s	been good at all this game I kind of
6470s	neglected Farms early
6475s	you guys more words
6477s	also gold dang it
6480s	oh they're breaking my houses
6487s	okay that first
6489s	off but I I had a good attitude do we uh
6493s	go again
6495s	huh I'm I'm kind of dying here
6499s	I don't know how well maybe someone
6501s	shouldn't have selected intermediate for
6503s	the live stream well then I we're
6506s	intermediate level Gamers we could kill
6508s	these guys I've learned a lot this game
6510s	if I figure out how to get my food prod
6512s	I would have destroyed the first Army
6519s	I have 11 Idols thank you Chad what
6521s	would I do without you guys
6525s	all right everyone just go chop Woods I
6527s	beg of you
6530s	oh they're all in
6532s	stop hitting the people and go for the
6534s	buildings for Christ's sake
6536s	do buildings go everyone more buildings
6539s	please we're in trouble they are in the
6542s	Imperial age ah it's nothing we got him
6545s	we got him we got him we got him no
6548s	you guys go get stuck in
6552s	off rotate them kill all the house
6559s	I mean these these guys are good
6561s	props where it's due we said we'd batter
6564s	this computer and I think we said it too
6565s	loud because it hurts I think they they
6567s	heard us the AI was listening oh God
6570s	destroy that destroy that destroy the
6572s	people building and Javelin throwers and
6574s	those counter
6576s	maybe light infantry or something or
6578s	maybe those counter archers they look
6580s	like sperms
6582s	all right destroy the workers delay
6585s	progress delay progress
6588s	okay well they have a bit I don't know
6591s	what happened to the yellow
6595s	I have an army
6598s	good get him
6600s	hey
6602s	I may or may not have realized that I
6604s	had had an army but that's fine
6608s	all right
6610s	uh
6614s	okay so those are all so I'm gonna go
6617s	vet danzos now are these all dances
6621s	okay I'm completely destroying their
6623s	their arches
6627s	I'll tell you what I'm gonna go get that
6628s	other sacred site as well you know
6631s	all right I'm gonna have a chunker army
6633s	here in a sec all right I killed all
6635s	their archers I'm pushing
6637s	oh sweet Lord destroy that destroy that
6639s	everyone everyone change your face
6640s	change Pace get that
6643s	yeah they're doing a ministerathon US
6646s	destroy that kill it kill it
6652s	all right
6658s	all right I'm gonna attack and see how
6661s	it goes
6664s	I've really enjoyed losing this game
6667s	with you we don't know it's been very
6668s	fun we don't know if we've lost yet but
6671s	to this point I'd say we're in a kind of
6672s	a lost position but first of all the
6674s	thrill of the game is that not we
6676s	seriously underestimated our opponent
6678s	I didn't realize that the empires we've
6681s	aged along the way
6683s	it's about the empires you aged along
6685s	the way
6686s	all right there's if I win this battle
6688s	I'm not dead if I
6690s	lose it I'm dead
6692s	jump off
6695s	I'm
6697s	oh I'm I'm getting devastated right I've
6700s	got Siege weapons and I'm just slowly
6702s	chipping away at building maybe not oh
6706s	God I okay I kind of killed this whole
6709s	Army
6713s	definitely just killed us a lot
6716s	they and I have res so many elephants
6722s	right I need some of you guys can we oh
6724s	God my gold is not doing well at the
6727s	moment everyone come in come on let's go
6728s	could you send me gold
6730s	gold I don't have much gold okay like a
6733s	hundred no no it's all good YouTube
6737s	oh I'm breaking their Siege they're
6739s	actually I'm I'm in their they're
6741s	getting roasted right now
6743s	okay villagers are dying they're fleeing
6746s	you keep going this is great okay okay
6750s	actually I tell you what you guys come
6752s	back you have no Army to support you and
6753s	you're just gonna get hounded by those
6754s	just pull that done so I'll build up an
6756s	army to support the siege and then I
6758s	need Siege now like I'm gonna lose okay
6761s	I lost my Army but
6763s	it I don't want to say it was worth but
6765s	it was kind of worth
6770s	seeing that they're actually more stuff
6771s	right next to the gold
6776s	there's significantly less heat coming
6778s	from the map where you are which is good
6780s	uh well so I
6783s	it's I kind of held them off for now but
6786s	the issue is I'm very far off from uh
6793s	guys we need to get these archers
6797s	guys I need this gold deposit workers
6800s	getting workers getting workers getting
6802s	it's not worth it it's not worth it just
6803s	kidding
6805s	oh I should be doing the whole cows
6807s	aren't just gonna get back on the wall
6808s	now thank you for protecting them you
6810s	can come out
6812s	probably not enough but we can get them
6814s	closer
6821s	all right now I need Siege I feel like
6823s	that's kind of the next move
6827s	foreign
6846s	people have come back from worse
6851s	oh get out of here sneak attack
6858s	you're welcome
6864s	this is actually a good cop
6866s	[Music]
6869s	how you doing over there
6871s	um I'm not doing too bad do you need do
6873s	you need me to send anything I feel like
6874s	if you move forward with your siege and
6876s	took out some of their buildings there's
6877s	a chance so that's what I was doing but
6880s	then I didn't have any like
6882s	arches I basically didn't have anything
6883s	to support them okay so I had to pull
6885s	them back a little bit and now I'm
6887s	trying to rebuild this Army to send them
6888s	out but um I've just had some bad news
6891s	Come Along on one of my gold deposits
6893s	which I really need so I'm just trying
6894s	to get rid of that at the moment you
6896s	could
6897s	and then hold the army
6900s	at Bay and then you just use those
6902s	forward little deposits
6905s	right go on then we're going in
6908s	Siege in make more of everything
6912s	okay I'm actually kind of recovering
6915s	right now
6916s	more of this I just need more eco
6923s	go on okay
6927s	[Music]
6931s	you know what get them
6934s	come up the wall kill the Healer or you
6937s	can bring your siege to my side if you
6939s	want
6943s	because
6944s	um if you brought your siege and then I
6946s	have a big meat Shield of army oh that's
6948s	a great idea okay yep no I'm pulling the
6950s	back we'll 100 do that that's a great
6952s	idea
6955s	pull in the back
6958s	gonna deal with this issue why there's
6960s	just so many arches that there I'm back
6965s	through
6969s	I've got to keep I've got to keep here
6971s	are you going Imperial
6976s	okay what do I need to build for how
6978s	much
6981s	2400 food 1200 gold
6985s	pretty far from that
6987s	okay I have solved my issue
6990s	[Music]
6992s	um where are my Idols we're gonna hell
6994s	guys there was just never any there's
6996s	not enough gold to go around huh
7000s	um so I'm actually like kind of holding
7003s	over here if I get Siege if you send yep
7006s	I'm sending the siege now
7009s	all right you guys go in here oh yeah
7011s	I'm gonna go to where that front line is
7012s	not now I'm gonna replace
7015s	my Army so we can start spitting out on
7019s	this side and then do you know if those
7021s	manganels do well against arches I
7023s	assume they do but I'm not too sure
7025s	actually
7027s	I'm just gonna make sure I keep Army
7030s	mask
7034s	we're gonna pull it back chat
7038s	oh I say that and they've destroyed a
7041s	flipping wall oh
7043s	God I think
7047s	um
7049s	I would keep your units there and your
7051s	manganels with me maybe and that way
7055s	you can defend
7057s	or we just push hard this side roast
7060s	everything well I have a full Army
7062s	that's about to come your way okay so
7064s	I'm gonna do I'm gonna give you that
7066s	let's do that and then because I need to
7068s	because they're going through the walls
7069s	over here so I just need to make sure
7070s	that I've got something just in case you
7073s	see they're all coming through the
7074s	parade is here just passing through
7077s	don't you worry I've got it okay
7080s	[Music]
7089s	okay
7091s	um great you get up on the wall you guys
7094s	move around on the wall and then the
7097s	rest of you we're gonna need small
7098s	houses because this Army is not it we
7100s	need more oh they uh okay so now I'm I
7104s	think they're counting me now because
7106s	the hand cannons should do well against
7108s	my infantry because I have like heavy
7111s	infantry so
7113s	we'll see all right well I'm here
7116s	where's the rest of uh all right I don't
7118s	know if can we ping I don't know if we
7120s	can ping
7121s	um but push to their base yeah and we'll
7124s	just overwhelm them okay all right we're
7126s	going now I've just got the other sacred
7128s	site as well so if they did want to go
7130s	for that Victory they need to go through
7131s	the both of us at least okay here we go
7133s	my Army's getting a little bit
7136s	withered
7140s	okay you with me all right this is big
7143s	this is this is kind of our moment
7145s	because if we wipe this guy
7147s	then if we can make it a wonderful well
7149s	then it makes it a little bit easier on
7150s	you doesn't it
7151s	oh and you have the trabs too yeah
7154s	[Music]
7156s	yeah yeah yeah okay this is what we need
7158s	all right and then I'm gonna send should
7160s	we send the people through to get the
7161s	other people or just work on another
7162s	building
7163s	um I feel like just hold your side and
7165s	then we just push everything over it's
7168s	gonna sweep really try to just devastate
7170s	them
7175s	[Music]
7177s	all right you look great job next
7179s	building
7180s	we want this one
7183s	[Music]
7186s	oh that's their landmark
7189s	I destroy the landmark in the other one
7190s	yeah
7193s	keep that tread line moving and we're in
7194s	a good spot
7197s	they're on the next building now okay
7198s	they're about to finish that you need
7200s	wood I have a ton of wood
7206s	oh actually you guys change that
7208s	direction go for the barracks
7210s	[Music]
7216s	all right we don't have a lot of armies
7218s	fighting us at the moment here so we can
7220s	just keep going for it the big thing is
7222s	just making sure I might even move back
7224s	so I don't get hit with arrows yeah I'm
7226s	gonna see if I can just pick off around
7227s	the edge we just play off our Siege line
7232s	because the main thing is just keeping
7233s	that if you want to come there's this
7235s	Siege Workshop up here there's a couple
7236s	of them I think we should destroy these
7238s	and that'll slow them down a bit okay
7245s	don't forget to kill the people guys
7246s	don't just let them stab at you
7250s	that's it keep going very good
7255s	then we work on the building excellent
7257s	you guys have finished destroying that
7258s	okay cool so now we can move you in a
7260s	little bit
7261s	all right this is actually good because
7263s	we're kind of roasted this is great so
7265s	far
7267s	a slow start but we did it right I'm
7269s	hitting the town center now
7272s	full Siege on the Town Center yep that
7275s	was my town back home
7278s	right that's one Siege Workshop down
7281s	let's go for the other
7283s	so they have a town center over here if
7285s	you look on the far right of the map the
7287s	uh Town centered that gold oh yeah okay
7292s	all right Town Center's nearly down
7295s	about halfway
7297s	okay so I'm going to go through there's
7299s	milky barracks and there's um there's
7301s	three like religious things back here I
7303s	don't know what they're called okay
7306s	and then honestly we just want to go
7307s	right through and get the other person
7309s	yeah I'm Gonna Keep start um we need
7312s	more Siege back here just in case
7314s	so I'm gonna start building that as I've
7316s	slacked just a little on the siege so
7318s	I'm just gonna spam a ton of buttons
7320s	together okay that Town Center's Lily
7322s	down
7323s	and yeah move the okay the Trap is still
7326s	going yeah we've got a good we've got
7328s	good numbers there yeah I'm running out
7331s	on ground from seizure on the towel
7335s	building a market for gold
7340s	it might be a good idea
7345s	Dome of Faith yeah we gotta roast those
7349s	don't worry we're done all them next
7352s	oh they're repairing it they're trying
7353s	to repair it
7355s	the Town Center yeah I'll just go oh
7357s	dang I think did I change the direction
7359s	though
7363s	you're done love it
7365s	oh I lost a contingency let me get that
7369s	house of learning next
7373s	nice this Siege push is huge we've got
7377s	more back home as well
7381s	and kill the people who are trying to
7383s	repair
7396s	okay two of my I've only got two seeds
7398s	left now actually
7400s	uh so I'm gonna see the ones I've got oh
7403s	yeah my numbers are thinning I'm pulling
7405s	back to the siege um should we go back
7407s	to that first bit on like the line on
7409s	the edge of your towel let's just I'll
7410s	let's hold it the treb line yeah okay
7413s	I'm gonna send them around and then I'll
7414s	put them all up together
7416s	and then I guess it's safe down here
7418s	they're not going for this other side at
7419s	all okay
7421s	and then just make another oh yeah that
7423s	Army will be huge when that arrives yeah
7426s	yep
7431s	oh yeah
7435s	we should see they've got loads of um
7437s	next age stuff that we could try and
7439s	take out
7441s	come on babies
7445s	okay if you're able to use some ah never
7447s	mind I might say use your troops to try
7448s	and save those Siege but they're gone
7454s	okay all right let me pull back then let
7456s	me pull back all right my next dudes are
7457s	just about to get into place I let me
7460s	get some but I can wait on the outside
7462s	of town because I've got to wait for my
7463s	Siege weapons to come through let's hope
7465s	I'm pushing unless we've got that I mean
7467s	there's only a couple at the moment as
7468s	well but we'll go there
7470s	I can also try to get some Siege going
7472s	mm-hmm
7475s	thank you chat I do believe we can do
7477s	this
7478s	we that was a really really good fish I
7480s	think it was a great idea for me to
7481s	bring the siege around this way might as
7484s	well Attack One sieve together right yep
7485s	because then they'll struggle against
7488s	and obviously
7490s	oh my God I have so much I need to sell
7492s	this wood if that's
7494s	okay oh I'm about to be so rich oh my
7497s	God
7500s	wait all right oh
7505s	[Music]
7510s	Caked Up picked up and bricked up it's
7513s	lit
7514s	I've I have over 4 000 gold
7518s	I'm a man of great wealth and power I
7521s	want to chill chill
7524s	right
7525s	another push what's these units here let
7529s	me get some Siege let me get some Siege
7530s	out okay
7532s	I'll tell you what though I'm gonna have
7533s	to go up because that needs destroying
7535s	there's a bombard that's uh having a bit
7537s	of a field day with us uh okay listen
7540s	this one just up here can see if you can
7541s	help me get rid of it
7543s	I'm gonna make trebuchets
7545s	okay okay where the bombards all right
7548s	don't worry about it babes I've sawed it
7552s	okay so let's everyone just stay hot
7554s	there
7555s	I'm also Keen to where neither of us
7557s	have reached the next stage
7561s	um I don't know if do I have enough oh
7563s	they've got a sneaky little thing on the
7565s	side what if we go
7567s	with it maybe uh should we go kill that
7571s	which one sorry see on the right side
7573s	they have this sneaky little Eco we can
7575s	kind of kill that quickly
7576s	um yeah because there's actually a lot
7579s	over there do you want to just take
7580s	everything that we've got here and go
7582s	let's just do that okay because my all
7585s	my armies going to the front so at the
7587s	very least we can hold it okay
7589s	so we're just gonna basically sweep
7591s	around the outside yes yep yep yep all
7593s	right I'll meet you on that um the
7595s	mining camp that you're destroying at
7596s	the moment before
7598s	what
7603s	I've got three and a half thousand food
7605s	at the moment if you want me to send you
7606s	some yeah could I actually you should
7608s	you should go Imperial age then yeah and
7610s	then oh no I am I am building the next
7611s	one at the moment oh could I get some
7613s	then yeah how much do you want uh uh a
7615s	thousand or something yes
7621s	all right
7623s	yes I'm about a third of the way about a
7626s	quarter of the way building okay so I
7627s	have I'll just start trapping that in
7630s	that town center there yep
7634s	there are
7636s	oh okay so on the front there's like
7640s	elephants which just come through but
7642s	they're not right to set up the siege
7645s	weapon
7649s	I think it's a great idea we will
7653s	actually need reinforcement careful
7654s	about your treb on the front line
7659s	[Music]
7668s	and just about to hit the next stage
7678s	okay cool we roasted them there that's
7680s	good yeah and then let's just follow
7682s	them up yeah let's just sweep I mean at
7685s	this point we may not have to attack the
7687s	other town we could sweep all the way up
7689s	this wall and just go get that sacred
7691s	site and just have that victory
7694s	um
7696s	I'm just gonna go full against Mountain
7699s	yep and I think that'll be good because
7702s	then I can still see their uh their
7705s	elephants with no problem
7707s	right the elephants are starting to pick
7709s	you up but um those dudes have just
7712s	called them okay we got another
7715s	um
7719s	all right my dudes are on it we got it
7728s	do you have any religious units if we
7730s	want to go for the sacred site no I
7732s	haven't I haven't messed I can start
7734s	making some monks if you want okay oh I
7736s	mean I saw I'm gonna put a bunch of
7738s	barracks on the front
7741s	just so they're not yeah
7750s	[Music]
7752s	and then you've also got some trebs on
7754s	the front yep I've got treb's on the way
7764s	I think this comeback has been yes
7767s	I was if you were like yeah let's
7779s	I mean
7782s	[Music]
7784s	let's joint decision actually do you
7786s	want to hit the sacred site or do you
7787s	want to okay
7788s	yeah just keep we might have to push
7791s	their ego though but we could push like
7793s	their that religious part of their ego
7798s	thanks
7799s	this is one of the comebacks
7802s	honestly of all The Comebacks I've ever
7804s	done this is one of them all right I'm
7807s	actually I could probably go for these
7808s	religious sites now and um on the right
7811s	corner for it let's do it
7813s	yeah why not let's get him
7819s	I need to get these ferrets up on the
7821s	front
7828s	you're kind of beating me there a little
7830s	bit
7833s	just
7837s	thank you
7839s	okay here we go we are full scale
7843s	on the religious side okay cool
7847s	uh I need to get Imperial age now
7853s	because I think my Army is just a little
7856s	bit uh do you have food you have like a
7858s	thousand Foods yeah
7862s	I've sent you 3 000 food at this point
7865s	you owe me lunch after this show
7870s	right do you need gold I'll send you
7872s	some gold yeah gold would be great
7874s	actually
7875s	I'm willing to make an arrangement
7879s	[Music]
7881s	s
7884s	all right next building please dudes
7888s	sweeping through
7891s	oh I tell you what there is there's a
7894s	bombard here that I need to get as well
7900s	nice yeah you're you're destroying
7902s	you're roasting them there I've got to
7904s	Trev up but they are not reacting to
7905s	which is great
7907s	love that for me I have 36 Idol
7910s	villagers that's
7912s	pretty pug you could do that bombed
7914s	again
7919s	um
7933s	elephant
7940s	okay that's another one down
7942s	[Applause]
7943s	oh yeah you're doing a great job over
7945s	there that's huge
7947s	[Music]
7950s	question just a little bit okay now back
7951s	on the Main Army okay I lost one I've
7953s	only got two Siege units left
7955s	[Music]
7956s	no I mean but if you look at how much
7958s	damage we've done with that like Dave oh
7960s	yeah we've set them back a bit huh okay
7962s	right I've only got one seed unit left
7964s	so this is now basically just
7966s	keep on keeping on I'm definitely gonna
7969s	all right I'm up building another round
7970s	yeah you go and then I will start
7972s	building the next screen I just need
7973s	upgrades now
7986s	[Music]
7989s	finally okay I can do the veteran nice
7996s	oh and then I just need to get on the
7998s	skull
7999s	oh they're eating up that gold
8004s	one villager
8009s	okay I like that there's this tiny fight
8012s	that's still trying to happen on this
8013s	wall but no no no no no
8016s	all right
8018s	um in a little bit I'm gonna have fully
8020s	upgraded the anzos and they're gonna be
8022s	done so
8030s	all right
8032s	get a Trader
8034s	a traitor oh
8036s	that's a good idea of a market
8038s	I do yeah
8042s	me figuring out which Bill oh that's a
8044s	market
8049s	oh I'm destroying them now
8056s	all right I'm sending another I'm
8058s	sending another ground
8069s	holding that wall back up do not let
8071s	them through that wall yeah as long as
8073s	you hold that wall we're in a really
8074s	good spot
8078s	foreign
8082s	I don't understand how I possibly have
8084s	this many idols
8087s	all right okay that's why
8089s	[Music]
8093s	is there any more gold in the
8094s	backgrounds
8098s	I'm just gonna
8100s	all right forward villagers gang Siege
8103s	weapons soon I've just gone through a
8105s	round of upgrades though so they might
8106s	take a minute
8108s	I'm the IRS up in their business tolls
8110s	everywhere baby
8112s	um I'm gonna go see if I can get that
8113s	bombard for you because they all right
8115s	oh yeah that is kind of roasting me
8116s	thank you
8119s	thank you you see we can find that Siege
8121s	actually wherever that is
8123s	um
8125s	I'm out of a Juiced out Army
8128s	yeah okay I'll get um I'll get some
8130s	Siege there too
8133s	I think a couple trebs would be a few
8135s	trips would be big
8138s	oh the TR oh I get it so the trader it
8141s	goes to a market that's like AI Market
8145s	foreign
8149s	still playing the same match
8153s	weaker Gamers lesser gamers
8157s	oh I'm a trading sieve
8164s	unironically been an epic comeback it
8166s	really has
8168s	because I'd say we're in we're in the
8170s	winning position now like you're in
8171s	there slaughtering men women and
8174s	children
8175s	like this is no I'm not
8178s	this is rough and the toll booths are
8180s	now getting built
8184s	okay I didn't do a great deal in there
8186s	you I did distract them though so you
8188s	could go through you held exactly
8191s	well I feel like I held new group power
8195s	you know you grew powerful and then
8197s	destroyed everything God they do not
8199s	stop building these things wow we need
8202s	so many Siege weapons
8206s	[Music]
8210s	the full attack the onslaught of Siege
8214s	weapons is about to happen
8217s	um as I've finished doing all my
8218s	upgrades so I now have
8223s	a range oh yes these guys do ranged as
8226s	well
8228s	I'm putting tolls all up in their
8230s	business it's actually pretty
8231s	disrespectful
8233s	[Music]
8235s	it's really disrespectful
8239s	all right I'm gonna see if I can get
8240s	away from that town center
8242s	one house
8251s	oh
8254s	I can do that
8268s	just keep going around the edge
8273s	add defensive Arrow slits okay
8283s	oh my God I just haven't thought
8286s	oh I'm gonna get really disrespectful
8290s	I've just had that another disrespectful
8292s	thought I'm gonna start stupidly I'm
8294s	gonna start building all of my barracks
8295s	and stables and arteries next to your
8298s	village so they don't have to keep
8299s	running around I did see a couple people
8301s	say uh yes they're on the way don't
8303s	worry
8307s	percent eight of my very finest Builders
8310s	rounds
8311s	in there it's so good
8320s	gaming
8324s	okay well I built do you see the
8327s	disrespect keep over here this is a
8329s	phenomenal it's my probably one of my
8331s	top 10 favorite keeps I've ever seen yet
8334s	I'm kind of losing my whole Army though
8336s	but that's that's fine that's totally
8338s	cool
8339s	I have I have a Siege weapon coming
8341s	through I'm gonna do it and I'm gonna do
8343s	another oh I don't have the stone
8345s	I will merely keep
8349s	um
8351s	right you lot let's get to building
8353s	please we want uh Barracks
8357s	they're kind of rallying a little bit
8359s	right now
8361s	oh I also haven't been making any units
8367s	[Music]
8370s	uh
8372s	heavy armored targets too
8380s	so what are they making Elite archers
8382s	and sofas
8386s	okay I'm just I'm re-clustering my whole
8388s	Army
8393s	they just keep rebuilding it
8404s	Town Center just doesn't give up
8407s	so if you want to sell wood well I'm
8411s	kind of getting all the good prices
8412s	right now actually sorry never mind
8416s	never mind
8419s	all right I'm now making an Army in your
8421s	back Garden
8427s	I might Tech into sofas now
8431s	or archers or something
8449s	for a moment
8459s	I don't know they the thing is they are
8462s	actually like they're really good at
8463s	rebuilding and getting on top
8466s	and I've not gone any further in this
8468s	fog of War to actually see how far back
8471s	this goes but their front line they're
8473s	keeping it
8483s	oh sofas yeah I should I'm gonna make
8486s	sofas
8488s	I like how they're called sofas
8491s	you shouldn't sleep on them
8495s	it's not a bed very very good
8500s	foreign
8510s	[Applause]
8531s	foreign
8537s	we can really see how far this pit opens
8540s	up
8543s	all right I'm taking into sofas I'm I'm
8547s	learning imported armor
8549s	I'm importing armor that's still going
8553s	on this town center it's so funny
8555s	[Music]
8556s	stop it leave it alone
8559s	as they keep building Farms
8563s	oh your arm is great
8569s	destroyed Landmark fully repaired wait
8571s	can I repair their landmark and make it
8574s	mine no way I mean I wait I've got
8577s	workers around here
8581s	surely not I don't know that would be so
8583s	disrespectful
8586s	right house of learning is gone
8589s	so when basically we're moving up now
8593s	we've got that line
8594s	we're getting a madrasa
8597s	that's a really good idea free guy well
8599s	and you should create some Scouts and
8600s	send them up to that sacred sites if
8602s	that's not being held we might be able
8603s	to oh we could yoink it yeah just while
8606s	we're doing this yeah yeah yeah all
8608s	right
8610s	essentially I'm sending sofas
8614s	these are no mere Scouts their armor is
8617s	Broad and strong
8624s	oh gosh because they're all just sat
8627s	here ready to send more boys up I love
8629s	it yeah Dave plays de with controller
8631s	against rank players he's like 1400 ELO
8633s	or something
8634s	so now there will be a lot of controller
8637s	games
8640s	I'm so happy I can talk about those
8642s	announcements I know so we found out
8644s	about them a couple of days ago oh I
8646s	desperately want the world to know
8652s	I respect you for focusing on farms but
8655s	there are much better buildings that you
8657s	could be part of here
8668s	oh um back here
8684s	I'm just destroying a lot of these
8686s	things
8690s	[Music]
8702s	oh that's about to be a big old army
8705s	right there
8712s	but I have a fat Army
8720s	all right
8724s	let me move the tread line up again
8727s	yeah I've just moved mine up as well
8728s	actually I'm just gonna like park it
8731s	right in the middle of everything and
8732s	they'll just because we have enough Army
8734s	here that we just hold the Dominate now
8738s	all right where are the sofas all right
8740s	sofas are off to the holy site okay I've
8743s	lost a couple Siege weapons there
8746s	me and the boys are on a crusade
8762s	I need so much gold where's my market
8764s	let's buy gold I've got now suddenly 13
8767s	000 Woods sell the wood
8772s	eat
8775s	all right
8779s	just keep getting more wood actually if
8781s	that's what seems to be driving my
8782s	economy at the moment then your wood
8784s	yeah I had like 13 000 or something oh I
8787s	you can sell it it's only 16 gold but
8790s	like you know it means I can build more
8793s	Siege so yeah it's worth it
8799s	okay
8809s	into the other town in a moment
8812s	so it's how far you want to push this
8814s	are we just going to keep running
8815s	through uh I think we just I think I
8819s	also sent the sofas up north and I'm
8821s	kind of just destroying
8823s	stuff
8829s	just love every time I come to the side
8830s	there's just a new spill of of this Army
8833s	it's great
8835s	oh my God look at my contingent of sofas
8837s	an army of sofas approaches okay
8841s	um chats had a really good idea how much
8846s	still to wonder in the town my town
8848s	which like not being touched but I need
8850s	another 3 000 Stone and basically six
8853s	thousand gold
8855s	do you have any of those materials I
8857s	missed that what was that do you have
8858s	any stone or gold you can send me and I
8859s	could try and start I don't have much
8862s	Stone ah okay I'll send you 700 gold
8865s	okay that's a good start because then
8867s	yeah maybe we can just show off a little
8868s	bit and try and put a wander in oh get a
8871s	little crazy yeah
8875s	I can't see any more gold deposits on
8877s	the map I'm gonna see if I can destroy
8879s	their what their sacred site with my
8881s	sofas nice why not that'll really annoy
8884s	him who doesn't even need to happen
8885s	because we're destroying so much else
8887s	yeah
8888s	I just go really rub something or maybe
8890s	I'll just go to their Village you know
8892s	what yeah I'm going to their Village
8895s	it's it's payback time I'm just
8898s	this is the classic just run in with
8901s	40 massively armored Knights and you're
8903s	just yep
8906s	nothing personal kid no I don't think
8908s	there's anything else in this main town
8910s	if you have idle villagers too
8916s	uh you can
8918s	um oh my God look at this Army
8921s	eat
8922s	everything
8926s	look out towers around the sacred sites
8928s	and just hope with a regular army that's
8929s	a great idea
8939s	you want me to take my Siege up and like
8941s	meet you at the sacred site
8944s	do we oh should we go for the sacred
8945s	site or
8948s	my sofas are eating everything in their
8950s	base right now
8953s	feels good after I'm even gonna
8955s	slaughter their cows
8959s	oh you can't individually Slaughter the
8961s	cows you have to destroy the ranch
8965s	I'm helping you this is the town that
8967s	bullied me at the beginning so this is
8969s	this is
8971s	I was bullied and victimized by the
8973s	other town
8975s	thank you
8976s	sketch trying to 1v1 to keep
8979s	I'm seeing if I can find some more Golds
8981s	up over in this corner that's not been
8982s	checked out
8984s	yes flea villager flea
8989s	oh okay no they've got more town over
8991s	here
8993s	in the Lamentations of the women and the
8996s	children
9000s	slaughter them all wait oh now you get
9003s	to kill the cows okay once you break the
9005s	ranch then you get to kill the cows
9008s	yeah we're not going to find more gold
9009s	up here there's just more town
9013s	well in 22 idle Villages yeah I know
9017s	I've just been deleting them as they go
9019s	no one how dare you because then there's
9022s	room for more sofas
9023s	[Laughter]
9025s	can I get an effort chart for every
9027s	single idle villager that Wellens killed
9030s	that's killed kneadingly today I've
9032s	killed 50 Maybe
9034s	not quite that because the thing is out
9037s	of force of habit I start making new
9038s	villagers yeah and so they they're born
9042s	just to die frankly
9046s	it frees up pop space
9052s	I still have all these sofas
9056s	cows are trying to flee nearly gone
9058s	through this town though make it a Mean
9060s	Mark yeah
9066s	there's this over here in the bottom
9068s	left is that that's my sacred site down
9070s	there that I took that if they wanted to
9072s	come for it oh no the bottom left I
9074s	guess that's just an enemy Town Center
9075s	that we saw oh oh yes yeah no I just
9077s	uncovered that okay they're not doing
9079s	anything there's no people whatsoever in
9081s	there it's uh they were the ones who
9082s	were constantly pushing on me gotcha
9084s	gotcha but uh they seem to be distracted
9088s	lovely quiet oh companion book giveaway
9091s	type exclamation point age of 25.
9095s	not exclamation point clean I cannot
9098s	express
9102s	the great thing is you've just got like
9103s	Army here that you're not even telling
9105s	to do anything and yet we're still
9106s	shredding they just stood watching I'm
9109s	sending oh I see that
9112s	all the sofas are going crazy over here
9115s	I'll tell you what I'm no I'm gonna do
9117s	it I'm gonna I'm gonna go check out that
9119s	sacred site because I don't think I'm
9121s	gonna get anywhere near as much gold as
9123s	I need to construct this wonder and the
9126s	only way we're going to do it is to do
9128s	this sacred site so I have a monk ready
9131s	okay so I'm gonna put this in my little
9134s	base next to you and I'm gonna start
9136s	building up a bit more
9138s	support I'm not gonna go take that
9140s	staple site okay
9142s	I have 57 sofas nice
9148s	do you want to head up with me uh yes oh
9151s	we ride we're riding right now you're
9153s	right oh where so I'm just oh I see at
9156s	the edge I'm just basically going to
9157s	destroy whatever's in my pocket along
9159s	the way but we are we are on the Move
9161s	okay there are more sofas on Route
9164s	oh that is a horde look at this horde Oh
9169s	my days well in swap the cam over to
9172s	wellon
9174s	okay I'm gonna let them ride ride
9177s	Brothers
9178s	we ride
9181s	here in
9184s	I have 71 sofas
9187s	all right they have they have a keep oh
9189s	my goodness uh yeah let's get a
9192s	pre-emptive effing chat for this key
9195s	rip bozo
9203s	they can barely attack well and they put
9205s	so much stuff here
9208s	it's just okay wait to actually do oh
9210s	wait uh they we we might need a
9213s	secondary Army that's the kind of losing
9215s	men yeah no no
9218s	um
9219s	right okay
9222s	uh okay I I mean let's still go for it
9225s	but we do also only need to destroy two
9226s	enemy landmarks I think we just need
9228s	Siege now we just need a bunch of Siege
9230s	because that was a bit of a disaster I'm
9232s	not gonna lie
9233s	it was a bit of a disaster okay no good
9237s	to know good to know that actually I
9239s	think I think let's go back to the town
9240s	we've got two enemy landmarks to destroy
9242s	we're a lot closer on that than we are
9244s	of digging through all of that Malarkey
9246s	okay it was a good thought though kind
9249s	of want to get a treb up there a treb
9252s	line and just start wailing on it
9254s	I'm shifting Focus I am I'm going back
9257s	to the other town getting the other
9259s	landmarks bombards
9261s	high damage
9265s	uh
9266s	so are trebs or bombards better
9272s	I want to say almost the chat uncertain
9275s	what's the move
9278s	trebs or bombards
9284s	do more landmarks okay all right exactly
9286s	and I think these are the two right here
9288s	is it okay to say that Wellen scares me
9293s	correct to say that Wellen is terrifying
9297s	like once I get in war mode I just see
9299s	red I haven't oh
9302s	who the hell is this why is he dressed
9305s	so finally right there's a keep in here
9308s	that we need to destroy because it is
9309s	going for the the Lambs bombards
9312s	apparently bombards are better
9315s	good thing I'm rich as hell
9319s	all right I'm gonna make like eight
9320s	pounds
9322s	and when I when I say eight I mean one
9325s	because I need to sell wood now
9331s	uh Market
9338s	s
9340s	okay got a thousand gold
9343s	let's make more
9345s	I'm about to be rich as hell
9348s	I'm rich as hell
9350s	is that that keep still going okay good
9353s	I'm about to make a lot of bombards good
9356s	very nice
9361s	bombards okay trebed since I have more
9363s	time I kind of want to do bombards
9365s	though because I haven't done bombards
9366s	yet
9370s	all right love it where are my sofas
9375s	ah this is the part of the game when
9377s	you're like ah yes you just relish the
9379s	feelings of power
9382s	after like they bullied me I don't know
9384s	if you I mean you saw but early game I
9386s	was being pushed around a little bit I
9389s	did not appreciate it not appreciated
9394s	okay here we go moving on up get that
9397s	keep down so then we're a bit safer to
9399s	destroy the other things
9401s	is it that keeps nearly is it evil to
9404s	say that I actually just want to claim
9406s	that sacred site since clearly they
9408s	value it so highly well I've we've only
9410s	got one Landmark to go so I think we're
9413s	about to hit that Victory instead okay
9419s	there we go say goodbye to your little
9421s	keep
9425s	oh they're screaming oh they're lit
9428s	they're hype
9432s	once you're not finished with a keep
9434s	we'll move on to the next one
9436s	I'm about to eat this keep
9439s	it's just their Town Center I'm just
9441s	gonna go eat the Town Center yeah oh my
9443s	sweet dwelling what
9446s	how many plus ones did you have in this
9448s	Army
9450s	there was a you know hey oh the Keeper's
9455s	still alive it's crumbles
9457s	sofas ride
9459s	all right do we know where this other
9460s	landmark is we won't take this sitting
9462s	down on the sofas oh my God they're
9466s	massacring oh my bro in all my days
9474s	foreign
9477s	you guys throw your things faster thank
9480s	you where is their Landmark which
9482s	Landmark are you talking um I don't know
9483s	I'm just gonna destroy everything I
9485s	can't quite remember oh no that sounds
9486s	like a good one this Quarry it might be
9488s	this Quarry
9489s	which one this man's Safari here
9493s	I'm going to destroy this
9495s	year absolutely
9498s	g76 won that giveaway nice well three
9501s	pretty POG champ but I have to say
9504s	myself do you want to see if you can put
9506s	all of your Army on this one Quarry and
9508s	we can really just give them the middle
9509s	finger where this one here it's about
9512s	half Health at the moment oh that's the
9514s	oh yep that's their Landmark I remember
9518s	I'll send in the sofas don't worry bring
9522s	everyone in I'm even gonna race
9527s	[Laughter]
9530s	the sofas right how do you fit around
9532s	the dining thing I'm gonna try to
9534s	encircle it
9538s	oh yeah
9545s	yeah oh we had chat in the first half I
9547s	think we all thought we were gonna lose
9549s	that one but no no no no yeah we took
9552s	our time with it we warmed into the mat
9554s	it was all for the cameras new Sims as
9557s	well we didn't know what we were doing
9559s	just for a hot minute but thank you for
9561s	sticking around thanks to those who um
9563s	gave us instructions throughout and gave
9565s	us advice obviously in one of my 22 idle
9567s	fills about the age Community is how
9569s	amazingly helpful you all are will the
9572s	overview be really offensive and
9573s	embarrassing in the stats or no I've
9576s	um it'll look like we got beat up at
9578s	first let's look at the time which one
9579s	are you beta or Alpha I'm bait I'm Alpha
9582s	you're are you sure because alphabets
9585s	Sigma grind set all right okay you
9588s	smashed it so so good
9592s	um right one of the things we haven't
9593s	giving away a few you know I'm
9594s	throughout the stream is this book by
9596s	the way I'm just can I just rip into
9597s	this with my teeth I'm going into the
9600s	book chat I've written the book on how
9602s	to play this game and now I'm going into
9604s	said book it's brand new because they've
9605s	just written it about our epic epic
9608s	Empires um ages and stuff here you go
9610s	dude
9612s	feels great straight off the bat texture
9614s	10 out of 10 big fan of oh
9618s	oh this is great I'm gonna see if I can
9621s	have my own let me see if I can make
9622s	this my Capital so you can see it
9626s	[Music]
9631s	this is some meaty textbook fresh spook
9635s	smell absolutely monkey this book smells
9637s	phenomenal I'm gonna go to this page
9639s	here what's this
9640s	so giveaway's life of this book right
9643s	now by the way chat well I talk to you
9644s	about the blacksmith it tells you so
9647s	much about it all the different
9649s	Technologies oh my goodness is it
9651s	historical as well does it have
9652s	historical info I don't know
9655s	I mean it looks like it might do
9659s	it tells you all the different like
9660s	concept artwork for some of the
9662s	buildings as well this is cool yeah can
9665s	I have one
9667s	the winner is me well that's so cool
9671s	giveaway's clothes I have this one sorry
9675s	no it's not keep going chat this is
9677s	really really cool I like this let's see
9678s	if there is like a context at the
9679s	beginning and I can tell you exactly
9681s	what is throughout the book it's the
9683s	official companion book
9685s	which is cool there's a nice forward so
9688s	age of Esports Age of Enlightenment
9690s	technology overview cultural enrichment
9693s	on each of the different groups
9695s	instruments of war about each of the
9697s	different units in there building
9698s	history tells you about the different
9700s	technology defensive buildings different
9702s	landmarks across all the civilizations a
9705s	walk through history of the Norman's
9707s	Hundred Years War Mongol Empire rise of
9709s	Moscow and also behind the scenes so
9711s	making of the Hands-On history films and
9713s	similar art of Craig Mullins let's go to
9715s	that 404 not found
9718s	[Music]
9725s	nice next page right here we go there
9728s	you go look at this art my goodness me
9732s	that's so cool right we'll keep going if
9736s	you want to enter the giveaway for this
9737s	we're going to take just a very very
9740s	quick break and I'm going to run away
9742s	with a book actually and I'm going to
9744s	leave you on your Todds as I believe you
9746s	Herald the next part of the stream give
9749s	him as much love as possible because
9750s	while I'm going to be taking on Age Two
9752s	which is both of our babies hopefully he
9755s	knows a few more of the buttons and he
9757s	knows how to do this a little bit better
9758s	but you've been wonderful thank you for
9760s	having me chat thank you for leading me
9762s	to a victory as well well then oh it was
9763s	you all the way and could we all say
9765s	goodbye to Charlie thank you so much
9768s	thank you I've got a plane to catch see
9769s	folks bye good luck with the giveaways
9772s	we'll see you in a bit bye bye bye bye
9784s	thank you
9788s	[Music]
9794s	thank you
9799s	[Music]
9826s	foreign
9829s	[Music]
9864s	thank you
9869s	[Music]
9901s	thank you
9906s	[Music]
9912s	foreign
9913s	[Music]
9926s	foreign
9926s	[Music]
9982s	foreign
9997s	[Music]
10031s	thank you
10037s	[Music]
10058s	foreign
10064s	[Music]
10079s	[Music]
10095s	foreign
10096s	[Music]
10125s	ERS welcome back I'm now in the hot seat
10129s	uh and we are on some Age Two now and I
10133s	actually just queued for a 1v1 this is
10135s	online so we're with a random person
10137s	right now it's actually it's actually a
10139s	little sneaky because this mean means
10141s	that none of you could cue snipe me and
10142s	try to try to lose because I'm gonna
10145s	hopefully emerge Victorious uh because
10148s	this is a fresh account so I don't
10149s	really know whether we're gonna get
10150s	someone who's really good what's up
10151s	zeechum puss Ward hey Becca how's it
10155s	going why are you spamming it said you
10158s	need to type it once all right okay I'm
10160s	in I I got here early so that I could
10164s	set up all my hotkeys in Age Two like I
10167s	might have been out a little bit out of
10168s	my element in age four but trust me this
10171s	is when the real Chad gaming begins
10174s	all right Chris The Farmer Boy and I'm
10176s	the Incas
10178s	all right
10180s	versus the hindustanis
10183s	what am I gonna do okay uh oh yeah wow
10188s	oh no
10190s	okay
10192s	Gamers my um my mouse
10196s	is a little
10198s	uh
10202s	oh but man this is this is home
10205s	all right let me turn down the volume a
10207s	touch I
10209s	oh baby oh baby
10213s	time to get a new account
10215s	I know this game Yep this is
10222s	I've played this game since I was a
10224s	wheelie lad
10227s	look at me luring deer you know
10231s	this is how this is how we game this is
10236s	the level of gaming you can come to
10238s	expect
10241s	so we're gonna go kill this deer
10244s	brutally murdered let's go that's pretty
10248s	hard
10251s	and we got Arena so like Arena's safe
10254s	speed clicking right are you seeing this
10257s	Al-Anon like here in age four I was I
10261s	was I was a little fish out of water but
10263s	you know what it's good to get out of
10264s	your comfort zone and listen guys that
10267s	come back though
10269s	yeah
10271s	should I just do like a fast Castle or
10273s	should I do something spicy folks what
10275s	should I do
10277s	I might play this one like real
10280s	conventional
10286s	this fella is a gamer
10289s	let me do a little gaming from time to
10290s	time
10294s	that assertion is correct
10297s	oh my God I was I like teased my friends
10301s	a little bit I was like oh man I've got
10304s	we've got some announcements I know some
10307s	stuff and I didn't tell any of them it
10309s	was probably a little oh it was probably
10311s	a little cheeky even telling them that I
10313s	had announcements that I couldn't tell
10314s	them
10316s	it was definitely uh
10320s	oh and the pros dug my chat chat no
10324s	chanting chat
10332s	no no no no no no no no no no no no
10336s	my Garrison hotkey is not no
10342s	oh
10343s	okay okay
10347s	sick sorry
10349s	I need a Garrison hotkey folks
10353s	it was bad I lost a brave woman okay how
10358s	Garrison tea
10360s	oh and then stop okay oh no
10364s	you okay
10366s	uh that okay
10369s	looks good
10373s	poggers what a nice guy
10376s	says NP let me know when ready
10379s	okay I'm ready
10383s	smile
10384s	smile
10386s	all right
10387s	14.
10392s	okay all right things are going good
10395s	folks we're up good
10398s	all right that was a bit of a disaster
10400s	it was a bit of a disaster
10404s	but it's only one woman
10407s	one humble villager
10412s	oh no
10415s	oh no do I better lose another wait hold
10419s	hold hold hold hold
10421s	beautiful oh oh no no no no no no no
10426s	saved
10430s	got my shoes
10433s	love it I'm that guy I'm that guy for
10437s	real
10438s	wait how is oh wait
10441s	sorry
10443s	my I need an excuse my cat barfed
10448s	okay
10450s	uh
10452s	uh
10454s	ungarrison is also G
10457s	but that's fine if they Clash
10460s	because then it's on Garrison
10463s	this is an older game right it's Age of
10465s	Empires 2 Definitive Edition
10468s	okay I cleaned it up
10470s	uh like I've been in all caps the whole
10473s	time
10475s	uh start the game already okay will this
10479s	work now love it all right
10483s	foreign
10509s	[Music]
10516s	okay things are going good good all
10519s	right let's go
10523s	all right I don't know if this is like
10525s	vaguely coping but his high score
10529s	actually makes me feel better because it
10532s	means that he probably didn't lure deer
10534s	you know what I'm saying
10537s	and that's why it's because he's been
10539s	exploring so it's kind of like
10542s	you know like okay dude
10545s	you don't have deer I'm ahead
10550s	okay we will continue eating the sheeps
10553s	I have eight bills cued so we're gonna
10556s	go up at like 24 bills very classic fast
10560s	Castle build
10564s	Inca's op what should I do with Incas if
10567s	you guys are in my position what would
10568s	you do
10570s	chat I need you to hit me with those
10572s	high IQ
10574s	gaming thoughts
10587s	all right uh let's get up this juicy
10590s	back gold
10594s	um all right two more villes
10599s	maybe his cat didn't barf so he has a
10602s	higher score do something come on Finn
10604s	that's unhelpful what the heck okay they
10608s	go do that and then I will have two on
10611s	Gold All right we are going to the
10614s	feudal age
10616s	this is pug
10618s	things are looking good
10621s	you know
10622s	nothing's gone terribly wrong
10625s	oh maybe I should have gone up one
10626s	villager earlier because technically I'm
10630s	actually down a bill right now
10632s	uh oh I need to get more on
10636s	let's do that
10641s	oh they straight up killed the llama and
10644s	didn't need it
10645s	kind of messed up but that's okay
10651s	any Age of Mythology retold not yet not
10654s	on this stream I don't know the timing
10656s	with that but isn't that an exciting
10657s	announcement that's the one like you
10660s	know everyone some people were like
10661s	console console console we were on
10663s	mobile but Age of Mythology was the one
10666s	that I was like hey they're not ready
10668s	for this one and I saw a lot of people
10671s	saying it in chat too so I'm very happy
10673s	that that um you know I was able to
10677s	share that with all you guys that's kind
10678s	of the dream you know what I mean as
10679s	someone who's loved the game for a long
10681s	time it's like I get to share that with
10682s	you that's big business
10685s	llama meat what does a llama taste like
10688s	I feel like a llamas this is the thing
10691s	all the meats that people eat most of
10694s	the time there's a reason we eat those
10695s	it's because they're tasty whereas like
10697s	the idea of eating a bison or something
10699s	is kind of fun it's like there's a
10701s	reason we have cows bison oh no
10706s	no no no
10708s	my market hot no no
10712s	no
10715s	okay oh
10718s	okay the thing is my keyboard's a little
10720s	bit
10721s	oh
10722s	okay it's fine
10726s	okay
10728s	uh
10735s	well Gamers we're gonna have some codes
10737s	for you uh that are gonna be flashing up
10740s	on the screen I believe and
10743s	they're gonna show
10747s	five more wood bro
10750s	S
10751s	I think they're gonna be some game codes
10754s	I believe
10759s	okay it'll be three months of PC game
10762s	pass on these codes be Swift as the fox
10764s	cunning is the Hound my gamers
10778s	oh baby we're going to the castle age
10784s	cheat codes POG let's go
10787s	okay now
10792s	everyone Focus up what we're about to do
10794s	is get three town centers and boom we're
10798s	about to go crazy
10801s	um okay they're all gonna go under this
10804s	Woodline
10806s	oh no okay some of my hotkeys aren't
10809s	working but that's totally fine smile
10814s	Windows XP getting the excuses ready
10817s	that's not what this is about I'm about
10820s	to game at a very high level
10823s	why is his score so high what is that
10825s	all about what is bro doing he knows
10828s	something I don't know
10831s	I might just like turtle
10836s	you know
10838s	uh I'm just gonna put I'm gonna plop
10841s	those two TC's I'm gonna put one right
10842s	here and I'm gonna put the other right
10844s	here
10846s	how's that sound for a plan hi hello
10849s	Legend on live 300. how's it going
10854s	where are these Idols oh dude there have
10856s	been idle for so long
10859s	that's actually unironically a disaster
10867s	oh no oh no see now they're okay
10871s	[Music]
10878s	so boom sayarichi
10882s	[Music]
10884s	oh I'm actually like a little down let's
10886s	just buy some
10889s	all right
10890s	we're doing great how's everybody
10893s	feeling how are you guys doing today
10897s	these villagers are idle they're lazy
10899s	and I won't stand for it
10903s	code's all gone
10906s	Gamers would be swift they see those
10908s	codes their fingers start flying
10914s	uh
10916s	I don't think he's going forward also
10919s	he's not in the castle age yet
10921s	what's that all about
10923s	bro is behind
10928s	guys should I make a cool army what
10929s	should I do
10931s	should I go arbalest
10933s	is that dumb I do get full arbs
10936s	would that be fun
10939s	The Archers
10941s	any archers
10945s	sayarichi
10948s	the clothes were redeemed I would gather
10950s	relics true oh genius genius
10955s	why did I not think of this how could I
10956s	have been so misguided
10959s	so foolish
10961s	to overlook such a thing all right let's
10964s	get a monastery now
10969s	all right
10970s	and throw is still not up in the castle
10974s	age I'm feeling I'm feeling good
10976s	frankly I'm feeling good right now
10981s	is that bully but I'm like ah yes
10984s	victory
10989s	well what if he's planning something
10993s	he's got something in his back pocket
10994s	that I don't know about
10998s	now I'm alarm
11003s	there's more Gamers I apparently there's
11005s	more codes
11008s	I have it on good accounts but there
11010s	will be more codes arriving soon
11015s	is he holding up for a feudal push
11017s	honestly I could kind of Outlast a
11019s	feudal push
11021s	bro is just he has resigned to remaining
11025s	in the feudal age
11029s	honestly the feudal age in real life was
11031s	not that hard
11033s	unless you were a like a lord or
11036s	something
11037s	if you were a peasant
11040s	could do with it without it
11042s	got my Q wide
11047s	if you guys could live at any historical
11050s	time when would it be
11053s	you can be as you can be as rich as you
11055s	want in that time
11059s	I just thought it would be kind of cool
11061s	to be like
11062s	uh a Roman a Roman senator
11066s	okay now he's in the castle age
11068s	welcome to the castle age
11079s	medieval oh he swapped to AOE to his
11082s	specialty he knows Chris Romero knows
11086s	the power and skill that I possess when
11088s	it comes to this game
11090s	it is readily apparent to him
11093s	oh uh Monastery oh I don't have gold all
11096s	right no Loom no Loom cancel the loom
11100s	get that Relic
11102s	all right uh why are they going there
11111s	oh guys isn't Oh I thought that farm was
11113s	gonna fit there
11115s	it is
11119s	oh God I don't have a Juiced ass Echo
11122s	and bro's not gonna know I hit him
11128s	all right I'm gonna chill
11130s	I'm just I'm looking forward to the
11132s	devastation I'm about to cause
11136s	uh okay I need wood now oh anymore
11144s	going all in on the food okay this is
11147s	I don't know how hot of a take this is
11149s	but if you have a good food Eco
11151s	everything else follows
11157s	okay
11158s	oh man I wish a farm could fit there it
11161s	would be the perfect one that's a pretty
11163s	good one in all parents
11164s	the perfect Farm
11167s	all right I'm probably gonna get it just
11169s	Castle down soonish
11172s	uh and then we'll just
11174s	probably defensive Castle
11177s	and then we go
11180s	should I do the Forbidden one villager
11183s	Castle I'll be forbidden to the original
11184s	Castle
11187s	um
11189s	okay so now the next question is
11194s	what unit do you want to make
11201s	um
11202s	villagers affected by
11205s	I could go Eagles what Civ is he
11208s	hindustanies
11210s	I kind of
11211s	I think Archer's Pikeman
11222s	Archer's Pikeman what do you what do you
11224s	Gamers think of that
11227s	okay let's actually sell a little food
11230s	oh wait
11232s	what if bro is going for like a fast
11234s	Imperial play
11237s	that actually I would actually be a
11239s	disaster
11243s	oh where's my monk
11246s	did he did he died
11251s	bro died
11252s	all right
11255s	why can I not go up oh the Castle's not
11257s	done all right
11259s	that's enough of that
11263s	Imperial age Scouts Pikes and Slingers
11266s	bro that don't go archers against
11268s	hindustanis okay
11272s	um Scouts bro I'm the anchors
11276s	and it's arena
11278s	I'm sorry that was
11280s	I don't mean to be rude but that's
11282s	suggestion ain't it boss
11287s	all right I won't go archers
11290s	let's just do eagles
11292s	Pikes Siege Eagles Pike Siege there I
11295s	said it I said it or just Pike Siege but
11300s	what if he goes
11301s	see the thing is if I do that he could
11304s	go hand cannons but if he goes hand
11306s	cannons
11308s	kunanga
11309s	sayarichi
11312s	champ kamayuks
11314s	[Music]
11315s	let's do kamayuks I like that idea
11320s	I like it
11321s	God oh no okay good uh let's do that
11326s	no
11330s	son of a gun
11333s	[Music]
11336s	that's outrageous
11339s	all right
11342s	all right buddy you will I will revisit
11345s	this pain upon you tenfold
11348s	fool
11350s	you should never have stood against me
11353s	all right let's have more than one
11355s	buildings
11359s	pikes
11361s	trebs
11362s	and then we'll figure out what he's
11364s	doing and I'll figure it out from there
11365s	I think if I just hit him with Pikes and
11367s	trebs he's gonna surprise Pikachu and
11369s	I'm just gonna walk away with this one
11371s	folks
11373s	that's the dream at least
11379s	all right there we go
11383s	oh bro look at these boys
11386s	yeah come get me now buddy all right
11389s	treb's coming out coming out hot
11393s	and if he's going archers he wouldn't go
11395s	archers
11403s	yeah buddy yo
11406s	well oh look who wanted to take my Relic
11410s	that's very nice of you buddy
11413s	I will take great pleasure in
11414s	slaughtering you well done man okay
11418s	excellently battle
11421s	all right let's start trembing this
11423s	all right sorry everybody that was
11425s	a little that was a little excessive
11428s	when he killed my monk I got a little
11430s	heated I'll admit it
11433s	it was out of line
11438s	let's save you play yeah we're doing the
11440s	Incas right now
11443s	all right
11444s	oh well look who he's trying to take
11447s	these relics
11448s	oh get him get him brother
11451s	get him brother yeah yeah yeah yeah
11455s	[Music]
11456s	yeah yeah buddy
11458s	yeah all right let's just get these bad
11461s	boys
11465s	a chuckle
11467s	I have too many Villas cute that ain't
11469s	the play my boy
11471s	all right forward Ville Let's Roll
11476s	okay let's do this
11483s	and uh yeah oh
11488s	I feel like I'm pretty no oh what
11491s	a naughty little man
11494s	who does he think he is
11498s	a naughty little man
11506s	I kind of want to go Eagles
11508s	I'm gonna just I'm gonna like start
11509s	cueing it
11512s	or I could go champion
11516s	bro what do you think what do you think
11518s	you're playing at here my boy
11522s	the same Amateur hour buddy
11524s	all right Castle now let's move up
11529s	move up folks
11531s	this
11533s	oh we're housed
11535s	it's deeply awkward
11539s	yeah okay so is he going archers now is
11543s	that what he's gonna do in response
11545s	because I will do eagles then
11550s	let's just
11551s	all right we got we got codes folks
11555s	we got codes get your little gamer
11557s	fingers ready
11567s	watch I'm gonna cut off his Escape
11573s	nice try buddy
11574s	nice try better luck next Christmas
11580s	oh I'm housed again
11584s	all right more giveaways three month
11587s	Game Pass everybody
11591s	should I go Champion as a prank
11596s	I'm doing it
11604s	okay
11610s	I sense oh he's okay so he is trying to
11613s	do it he's gone hand cannons but it's
11615s	too late my brother
11616s	it's too late the hour grows late
11620s	foreign
11623s	I've made like seven Lord of the Rings
11625s	references this stream
11629s	all right long swordsman
11631s	get in there oh
11638s	bro left his rear unguarded you're gonna
11641s	go hit it from the back folks
11643s	this is this is over this is over folks
11647s	but I'm I'm destroying
11650s	his village killing his peaceful
11652s	villagers
11658s	all right let's go eat
11661s	eat
11666s	all right let's get that
11669s	ride I have 4 000 wood
11674s	y
11685s	I'm gonna go Champion next
11691s	I kind of need more Mills
11699s	GG will play
11704s	um
11704s	I wasn't even looking at him when I won
11707s	is that disrespectful that I was just
11710s	like building Farms as I as I knew that
11713s	my men were sweeping across his town
11717s	who is wellin it's a secret
11722s	I'm a gamer that is my title
11725s	gamer
11727s	GG
11734s	s folks we've won an Age of Empires 4
11737s	and then Age of Empires 2 spanning game
11739s	okay I have one thing
11741s	all right so
11744s	if you guys watch My Stream
11746s	you know that I occasionally do a little
11748s	brumpet action but I don't I don't know
11751s	this song that well so you'll have to
11753s	bear with me but
11754s	I have to warm up a little bit okay
11758s	[Music]
11763s	all right okay no no no okay I was
11765s	joking
11766s	[Music]
11774s	foreign
11784s	we got the baby brumpet folks all right
11787s	well what a fun stream we had a great
11789s	show for all of you and uh then we got
11792s	to do a little gaming it was great doing
11794s	that uh 2v2 with Charlie crushing the AI
11797s	our future AI overlords we're getting
11799s	one in our pocket for now and then we
11801s	did a little Arena action on uh Age Two
11804s	and it was so cool sharing all those
11807s	sneak peeks with you and all that cool
11809s	stuff that I got to uh share console uh
11812s	Asia mythology
11814s	um mobile just lots of cool stuff and um
11817s	yeah the idol villagers too wasn't that
11820s	great when they played shamburger I got
11821s	really hyped but yeah I think that is it
11824s	for from all of us at Xbox Studios oh
11828s	the slow pan
11829s	goodbye everybody
11831s	goodbye this was so fun
11835s	[Music]
11868s	foreign

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