[2022] Age Of Empires 25th Anniversary [ZHCN OC]

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557s	now that was seriously epic hello I'm
561s	Charlie Hudson and I'm thrilled to
563s	welcome you to the Age of Empire's 25th
565s	anniversary live celebration today is
568s	all about age we're talking it's history
570s	it's Evolution it's future obviously
573s	most importantly it's incredible fans
575s	around the world that have made this
577s	game rightly so a global phenomenon and
580s	so we're going to be doing this with you
582s	we have so much aged goodness to show
585s	you like exclusive trailers and
586s	announcements but we want you to be part
588s	of the show as well head to this link
590s	here twitch.tv forward slash XBox where
593s	we'll be having polls competitions
595s	giveaways and a look at some brand new
597s	gameplay okay speaking of which I'm in
599s	your way you do what you need to do
601s	um it's not just me and she posting the
603s	show though also with me here today our
605s	community host wellin who is going to be
607s	keeping this party going Round the Clock
609s	if you do have any questions though he's
611s	your guy hey everyone my name is wellin
614s	I'm a gamer and a streamer and a
616s	lifetime Age of Empires Enthusiast and
619s	today I'm live with all of you from Xbox
621s	Studio on the west coast but I have a
623s	question for all of you chat where are
625s	you guys from
627s	I deeply want to know because this is
629s	something that is there he is indeed it
631s	all by Glory
633s	oh we are sliding back Kenny Hall
636s	gamer indeed
639s	it is actually big why are you surprised
641s	about this
642s	yet the Netherlands okay Canada Atlanta
645s	can't more Canadians Argentina D.C
649s	Brazil Wales the dragon Mexico all right
653s	this see this is what's so great AOE is
655s	so Global I just love it all right well
658s	we have more stuff for you let's talk
660s	about giveaways see in partnership with
662s	Alienware we are excited to share our
664s	grand prize giveaway of an exclusive
666s	custom r13 gaming PC so in twitch chat
670s	use keyword exclamation point age up
673s	your setup to win and do this right now
675s	do not type claim I know how that's a
678s	little a little Goblin meme don't do
680s	that all right and now the giveaway is
682s	only available to our North American
684s	viewers but there will be more prizes
686s	for everyone internationally throughout
688s	the show so for those International
690s	Gamers to win put in keyword exclamation
693s	point age 25. and also stick around
696s	until the end of the show when I will be
698s	hosting some very epic aoe4 and AOE 2
702s	Gameplay I'll see all of you in a little
704s	bit and keep the comments and questions
705s	coming I'll get to as many as I can
707s	throughout the entire show
712s	thank you Ellen isn't it lovely now
714s	folks make sure you stick around until
716s	the end of the show because there is an
717s	amazing Live musical performance that I
719s	promised you is unlike anything you have
721s	ever seen before
723s	now there have been a lot of rumors
725s	swirling out there about this next
726s	announcement and the thing about rumors
728s	is sometimes they are indeed true so
732s	this is a direct message to you Robo
734s	htid you asked me this on Friday and I
737s	think it's about time I answered it for
739s	you
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780s	thank you
790s	[Music]
812s	foreign
818s	[Applause]
820s	[Music]
833s	[Music]
835s	ERS see what I like about this
838s	announcement is that all of you right
840s	before stream were like please we want
842s	console and and I saw it like three
844s	different languages too so you guys now
846s	have console but I want to hear what you
848s	think about this see I'm curious about
850s	how you're going to control all the
851s	units because I personally I'm mostly a
854s	PC Gamer but I'm curious do you are
857s	there hardcore console gamers in chat
859s	I'm not talking about casual console
861s	gamers
863s	this is series finally on Console indeed
866s	indeed
868s	this is true
870s	CrossFit I'm not sure about that I'm
872s	very curious to see that what I'm what I
874s	think I might do is a little challenge
876s	is you could play on your uh Xbox your
879s	PC and so many ways to play you know
883s	I love game big business
886s	casuals can go home no we welcome the
888s	casuals in the community this is a
890s	friendly Community everyone is welcome
893s	what is a hardcore console gamer see you
895s	console Gamers this is what I'm trying
896s	to this is what I'm trying to say this
898s	is this is slander towards you guys
902s	Cronus like the Titan indeed my birthday
905s	too favorite strategy all right well you
909s	are swole okay thanks gamer
913s	um and chat you may have noticed we
915s	dropped a poll we're gonna do something
917s	we've never done before it is time to
920s	get all of you in chat involved all
922s	right Charlie let's show them
925s	cheers well and I'm going to give you an
927s	amazing look at this unbelievable Age of
929s	Empires 2 table we've got right here so
931s	we're going to have a little cheeky tour
933s	first up we've got the Aztecs chilling
935s	over here with their Mills and their
936s	town center right down by the lake
938s	looking lovely no idea what's going on
940s	and over here chilling in the mountains
942s	are the Japanese approaching with their
944s	archers but we want to know what you
947s	want to do here so you saw the poll in
949s	chat get your votes in I'm gonna step
952s	away now because I don't want to get hit
953s	though I do have theories on what I want
955s	to see you do well in you got this
957s	you know it's excellent question because
960s	I often bring 300 IQ tactics High ELO
963s	gameplay so what I would do is I'd
965s	consult twitch chat so what's the move
968s	chat that's the thing I have this hive
970s	mind of a hundred people individually
973s	who knows but together you're Geniuses
975s	only good answers here get your votes in
978s	and um
981s	all right so do we have a winner are
983s	there who who why must we fight have
985s	them talk it out this is this is an
987s	anachronistic battle we have the
990s	Japanese and the Aztecs in a great a war
993s	for the ages
995s	do we have a winner
997s	okay all right the Aztecs are the
1000s	winners Steve let's cue up the video of
1003s	the Aztecs attacking
1006s	and there it is they're attacking this
1008s	ancient Pagoda
1009s	this is this is pure Devastation folks
1012s	there they shot one scorpion Vault and
1015s	set it Ablaze perhaps it was Greek fire
1017s	that was embedded within that scorpion
1020s	bolt we even have a cinematic angle of
1022s	an instant replay
1024s	okay but now there's a counter attack
1026s	these are credulations being destroyed
1029s	folks they One-Shot those all right well
1032s	that was that was that was pure Warfare
1034s	we just witnessed what a battle Charlie
1037s	what's up next
1039s	wellin that was absolutely amazing I
1042s	think you and chat up there absolutely
1044s	smashed the right decision but don't
1046s	worry your Age of Empires 3 fans because
1048s	stay tuned you are up next but first
1050s	let's gather around the campfire and
1053s	take a lovely trip down memory lane
1059s	in rare moments throughout history
1062s	a movement grows so strong so powerful
1066s	that it becomes Legend a legend that
1070s	spans decades continents that spreads
1073s	across our world this Legend involves an
1076s	army of sorts Millions strong from
1079s	children to the Aged from the hardcore
1082s	to the Casual Warrior no one is turned
1086s	away
1087s	to succeed in this Army you need not to
1089s	be strong of arm but strong of mind and
1093s	heart I speak of course of the legend of
1097s	Age of Empires
1101s	this Legend begins at the dawn of
1104s	civilization
1106s	1997 even in the dreaded age of dial up
1110s	internet a spark of creation grew in
1114s	Dallas Texas and heralded the rise of
1117s	greatness a sophisticated real-time
1120s	strategy game set an authentic
1122s	historical ages players chose a campaign
1126s	and turned a handful of villagers into a
1130s	thriving Empire progressing from
1132s	primitive Stone Age through the tool
1135s	bronze and iron ages players could
1138s	conquer the ancient world from the
1140s	Mediterranean to Egypt see the famous
1142s	Hanging Gardens of Babylon and Rule
1144s	alongside Hammurabi or dominate the
1147s	islands of Japan under the light of the
1149s	Rising Sun players were just choosing
1152s	different scenery each civilization had
1154s	distinct unit advantages and
1157s	disadvantages Age of Empires was
1160s	expanded by The Rise of Rome which
1162s	introduced technological innovations
1164s	like unit queuing and hotkeys the
1167s	expansion grew not just the world of the
1169s	game but the fans of Age of Empires into
1171s	a force that was Millions strong the
1174s	game was so popular that later on it was
1177s	given out for free in some cereal boxes
1180s	in Australia just a year later Age of
1184s	Empires 2 The Age of Kings was released
1187s	in an entirely new time period And
1190s	across different Landscapes players
1192s	could conquer fresh Horizons they could
1195s	invade Eurasia with Genghis Khan Crusade
1197s	with Barbarossa drive back the Invaders
1201s	with Saladin Inspire their country with
1203s	Joan of Arc or protect their homelands
1206s	with William Wallace the discovery of
1208s	hidden cheat codes help ease the path to
1211s	Victory some of these cheat codes gave
1213s	military units crucial help on the
1215s	battlefield or fed hungry villagers
1218s	while some
1219s	[Music]
1223s	car while some things had changed others
1226s	remained the same players had to be
1229s	careful yet bold patient but also Swift
1232s	if they use their resources wisely
1234s	players could make technological
1236s	advances in the military economy
1238s	religion and if no you'll never convert
1243s	me be gone via priests after Conquering
1246s	the world of man those behind Age of
1249s	Empires set their sights on New Horizons
1251s	now players could travel to mythological
1254s	Realms interacting with creatures of
1256s	lore as the Atlantean war hero arcantos
1259s	they traveled across known and unknown
1262s	worlds from Atlantis to
1264s	to the Northlands ever since its release
1267s	players have longed for a definitive
1269s	edition of Age of Mythology but it has
1272s	remained the stuff of
1274s	myth
1278s	Age of Empires 2 introduced another
1281s	Innovative function multiplayer accounts
1284s	players could face off with real enemies
1287s	across the world or across the room
1291s	Age of Empires 3 picked up in the late
1294s	16th century with players exploring
1297s	North America in a quest for the
1299s	fountain of youth players could choose
1301s	between eight different civilizations as
1303s	they followed the story of the black
1305s	family through five ages the campaign
1308s	opened up the possibility of other
1310s	civilizations and the expansion packs
1313s	added in more options with the WarChiefs
1316s	and the Asian Dynasties Age of Empires 3
1319s	also introduced the Havoc physics engine
1322s	and home cities cheat codes of course
1325s	remained highly sought after
1328s	unfortunately the AI evolved along with
1332s	the game
1334s	you king of the losers with these four
1338s	first games Age of Empires had
1341s	established itself across the world the
1344s	popularity of the game grew and spread
1346s	Age of Empires 2 and 3 were re-released
1350s	on Steam but it wasn't enough fans
1352s	needed more more Empires more worlds to
1356s	conquer
1357s	so when Microsoft told people to ask me
1361s	anything online fans jumped in and asked
1364s	could we please have more Age of Empires
1370s	Microsoft replied how many empires do
1373s	you need
1374s	in 2017 the torch was passed to a new
1378s	band of innovators these new explorers
1381s	scoured the corners of the earth
1382s	bringing forth an accuracy and detail
1385s	never seen before we took what was
1387s	already pretty incredible and just made
1389s	it even better
1390s	finally in 2018 the first Definitive
1394s	Edition was released the original Age of
1397s	Empires had been given graphical
1399s	improvements 4K resolution and a
1402s	remastered soundtrack it was everything
1404s	the players had loved about the original
1406s	game now using the most modern
1409s	technology The Definitive Edition
1411s	started with looking at something that
1414s	was already going on a small group of
1416s	passionate guys at the age of the
1417s	community were working on this
1418s	unofficial expansion fragile Empires 2.
1421s	on the 20-year anniversary of the
1424s	release of Age of Kings a definitive
1426s	edition of that game was released it
1429s	featured new Ai and 4K resolution that
1432s	allowed players to see their unfinished
1434s	castles in Crystal Clear detail it also
1437s	introduced in-game colorblind options
1440s	expanding accessibility
1442s	Innovation that continued with the
1445s	definitive edition of Age of Empires 3.
1447s	along with other upgrades this Edition
1450s	would grow to include more civilizations
1453s	including Africa Mexico and the
1456s	Mediterranean all the while players
1458s	continued to harness their power testing
1461s	their strategies in tournaments across
1463s	the world a fight song sounded the Beats
1466s	of war
1470s	and heroes emerged the Viper taking home
1474s	his first Red Bull champion
1478s	and in 2021 a new chapter in the legend
1482s	was released with Age of Empires 4.
1485s	building their Empires from the Dark Age
1488s	through the Imperial age with stunning
1490s	Graphics vast Landscapes and new ways to
1494s	taunt their opponents
1497s	but the story isn't over yet as long as
1500s	players across the world build new
1502s	empires outmaneuver their enemies and
1505s	protect their people Age of Empires not
1508s	only continues to grow it evolves
1511s	inspires transcends it becomes greater
1515s	than the sum of its parts it becomes
1519s	Legend
1526s	now that was truly an epic history what
1529s	did you guys think of that documentary
1531s	because it's been 25 years folks I I
1535s	have another question is there anyone in
1537s	chat younger than Age of Empires because
1539s	the thing is like I played this game as
1542s	a kid and so I'm I'm slightly older than
1545s	Age of Empires so I don't know if that
1547s	makes me a boomer compared to you Zoomer
1548s	Gamers but
1550s	um yeah
1555s	um
1556s	but yeah no it was pretty epic yeah
1558s	fantastic vid oh I am 21. me what is
1563s	this
1564s	nice Boomer kick W come on don't boomer
1568s	me gamer bro is probably 24. I am
1572s	younger than AOE okay and now is it who
1574s	is the oldest person in chat that's the
1576s	thing not only is when earlier we were
1578s	looking at everywhere that people are
1580s	from today I feel like young people and
1583s	older people enjoy this game it's not
1585s	like you need to be young with your
1586s	Fortnight fingers or something everyone
1588s	has uh has has a different appreciation
1591s	and a different style of playing the
1592s	game I am 50 someone said they're 130
1595s	but I doubt it because then you'd be the
1597s	oldest person I think the oldest person
1598s	was 126.
1602s	ah but
1604s	um we also have another very cool uh AOE
1607s	3 tabletop coming right up Charlie can
1610s	we get to the uh a03 okie dokie we're
1613s	back with Age of Empires 3 and Wellen
1615s	chat the poll is already up and I want
1618s	to know who do you want to attack let's
1620s	have a look now we've got the United
1621s	States in their town on this side
1623s	looking lovely and comfortable but over
1626s	here whoa we've got Malta approaching
1629s	from the coast with their warships I
1632s	want to see these votes coming all the
1634s	way through as we check out the table in
1636s	its full Glory but I'm going to step
1637s	back once again so you guys can see all
1639s	the action well then over to you in the
1641s	safety of your studio
1643s	cool all right chat well we've got us
1647s	versus Malta you can see this idyllic
1649s	picturesque Village of the United States
1652s	off the coast in The Frigid waste of the
1654s	north and what do you think we have the
1656s	Maltese battleships off the coast let us
1658s	know in the poll because this is an epic
1661s	battle that is about to unfold we need
1663s	to know folks the Canon galleons are
1666s	poised to attack we have the the
1669s	defenses set up of the United States on
1672s	the Eastern Seaboard all right what are
1675s	we voting malta's ship cannons the votes
1678s	are in folks we have a winner Steve
1680s	let's cue up the video of that attack
1686s	ah the okay I was correct those are
1689s	Canon galleons right and they just one
1691s	shot that house it did not stand a
1692s	chance that was a that was a village
1695s	hall and a house that both got one shot
1697s	destroyed but there's a counter attack
1699s	there was a counter-attack there
1701s	shooting flames they are not they're not
1703s	taking this sitting down the American
1705s	revolutionaries rise up once again but
1708s	folks we've got another tabletop coming
1711s	right up at you with more Age of Empires
1713s	4 and we're dropping another poll in
1716s	chat right now we've got a different
1719s	sort of genre a different time period
1722s	they a different uh style of battle that
1725s	will be occurring we've got
1728s	um I believe the malians and the
1730s	Ottomans
1731s	I believe uh here we go yes all right
1735s	what are we gonna do here folks
1737s	all right Charlie let's take a look at
1739s	the tabletop
1741s	once again an amazing choice in fact I
1743s	was telling well and earlier that if it
1745s	was up to me that's what I would have
1746s	done though I certainly would have
1747s	turtled significantly harder but now
1749s	we're going to check out our next two
1751s	newest Civilizations for Age of Empires
1753s	4 the Ottomans and the malians I'm going
1755s	to give you some fun facts about them as
1756s	well as we look here so the Ottomans
1758s	have a powerful Siege Weaponry like
1760s	these great bombards you can see getting
1762s	ready to go and mess some stuff up and
1764s	over here we have the malians who are
1767s	suited to swiftly outmaneuver their
1769s	opponents I hope you're taking notes but
1771s	as I said as you could see they are
1773s	going head to head to battle it out once
1775s	and for all so get your votes in as we
1777s	take a closer look at all the amazing
1778s	detail on this table I am once again
1781s	running swiftly away to dodge any
1783s	straight arrows and it's over to you
1785s	Ellen a wise move alright folks keep
1788s	voting see this is a classic Battle of
1791s	Swift and sneaky speed versus Power
1794s	brains bronze alright it looks like the
1796s	malion Scout with the Sheep has won
1798s	Steve let's queue up the video
1802s	I am prepared to see battle here folks
1806s	it will initiate at any moment the
1809s	destruction beginning now but
1812s	Ton Man the anachronistic hero that was
1815s	promised shooting a laser cannon
1818s	actually it makes sense that he shot
1820s	with a laser cannon that it got set on
1822s	fire there's even a replay this is good
1824s	stuff that building is being devastated
1827s	by this large laser being shot
1831s	ottomanser this is a vicious
1833s	counter-attack they not they didn't one
1835s	shot it they two shot it in all fairness
1838s	um but that Photon man was somewhat
1841s	unexpected yeah I did not anticipate
1843s	seeing him there all right well Charlie
1844s	what do you think of that battle
1847s	a delicious wonderful shop photo man I
1850s	knew he wouldn't let me down in the old
1851s	destruction department for 25 years
1854s	though you have played on a slightly
1856s	bigger PC than this I'm guessing who
1858s	would have believed that you could have
1860s	age in the palm of your hand is that
1862s	correct I guess so watch this
1865s	foreign
1872s	[Music]
1892s	asked there were multiple things that
1896s	were being asked and now you can play on
1898s	your little smartphone device and also
1901s	if you think about it you there are a
1903s	lot of ways to play this game now you
1906s	know we've you could even go on your
1909s	console mobile and computer see I asked
1912s	if there are hardcore console Gamers
1914s	earlier are there any hardcore mobile
1917s	Gamers this is something that I don't
1919s	know about entirely because there may be
1921s	Gamers who are entirely devoted to being
1925s	just absolutely cracked out of their
1927s	minds on a little mobile device
1933s	why are you saying LOL we are we are
1935s	laughing giggling we are joyful
1938s	No Such Thing damn these these these
1941s	mobile Gamers don't take this slander
1943s	towards you guys well we have more to
1946s	give away use keyword exclamation point
1948s	age 25 and twitch and enter to win an
1951s	AOE Mouse look at this bad boy look at
1954s	the the fine detailing the craftsmanship
1957s	hmm yes very impressive and it's just an
1960s	early taste the big prizes are yet to
1963s	come remember to follow twitch for the
1965s	grand prize PC rig okay and now
1970s	I've seen this intent I'm just saying we
1973s	have an announcement okay shrouded in
1976s	secrecy and myth this one Harkens back
1980s	to an earlier time and I'm very excited
1983s	to share it with you Steve roll that
1986s	video
1988s	[Music]
1992s	[Applause]
1998s	thank you
2001s	[Music]
2024s	foreign
2042s	[Music]
2048s	guys I saw everybody saying like oh we
2052s	want this where is aom and I was like I
2056s	I was I was just
2058s	they don't know they don't know so we
2062s	have an Age of Mythology retold this is
2066s	this is can we get can we get a
2068s	prostagma in chat this is so epic
2071s	this is so epic I just I everyone is
2074s	gonna remember a hero has fallen that's
2078s	gonna be seared into your memory I still
2080s	hear that in my nightmares sometimes
2082s	hey yeah all you guys earlier were like
2085s	oh they're gonna do this you know
2086s	they're gonna do that but now they've
2088s	really done it gosh darn it we've got
2090s	some prostagmas in chat
2093s	this is big business all right well
2095s	folks that is a big time announcement I
2098s	saw some Emperors and fellow Emperors in
2101s	chat but let's give away some more
2103s	prizes look at this amazing AOE beer
2106s	stein gamers please drink responsibly
2109s	use keyword age exclamation point age 25
2112s	to enter to win these Steins Charlie
2116s	what did you think about that
2118s	announcement hey chat I guess it's not
2121s	the stuff of myth anymore is it I am
2124s	sorry I couldn't help it but the fun
2126s	doesn't stop there I promise you it is
2127s	the 25th anniversary after all so I've
2130s	heard we have to go pretty big check
2132s	this next one out
2133s	foreign
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2163s	[Music]
2167s	foreign
2180s	[Music]
2191s	[Music]
2196s	foreign
2197s	[Music]
2210s	[Music]
2223s	mate you took the words right out my
2226s	mouth but I'm gonna have a chat with
2227s	chat about it all right okay so let's
2229s	recap new civilizations new settings and
2232s	I think you'll agree the graphics are
2234s	chef's kiss absolutely amazing but I do
2237s	hear you out there you want another one
2238s	don't you well here you go coming up
2240s	fresh
2244s	welcome to a new season of Age of
2246s	Empires 4 complete with brand new
2248s	civilizations Somalians and Ottomans
2251s	join us in celebrating the Monumental
2254s	25th anniversary of Age of Empires in
2257s	season 3 anniversary
2260s	right Seasons evolve you've shown off
2262s	your solo combat abilities in 1v1 ranked
2265s	games
2267s	now you'll be able to team up with a
2269s	friend and compete for top titles
2270s	together in team ranked for the very
2273s	first time what's a new season without
2275s	fresh rewards earn them through team
2278s	ranked matches solo ranked or as part of
2282s	the 25th anniversary seasonal event
2284s	challenges and by gaining Mastery with
2287s	the new Ottoman and Malian civilizations
2290s	then in December the first ever mini
2293s	events ton of toys which includes a free
2296s	Monument
2298s	anniversary celebrations bring new
2300s	content and Old Friends
2303s	sound the alarm as Photon man makes his
2305s	debut appearance bringing with him the
2307s	much anticipated cheat system to age
2310s	four
2312s	who can now demand more food please with
2315s	the new taunt system and
2317s	your enemy with a
2320s	you can also unlock all new taunts
2324s	throughout the season are you ready to
2326s	battle
2328s	the party doesn't end there we've got
2331s	eight new maps joining for this Birthday
2333s	Bash including Mediterranean and Oasis
2336s	based on classic maps from Age of
2339s	Empires one and two the season 3 update
2342s	includes highly anticipated Naval
2345s	gameplay improvements deeper economic
2347s	management increased combat volatility
2350s	more intense RPS counters and more
2353s	additional improvements have also been
2356s	made to late game AI resource Gathering
2359s	choke point and Scout improvements as
2362s	well as a number of General balance and
2365s	quality of life changes
2367s	[Music]
2370s	that's just a glimpse of the exciting
2373s	things coming in this season 3
2375s	anniversary celebration we look forward
2378s	to celebrating the first anniversary of
2380s	Age of Empires 4 alongside 25 wonderful
2383s	years of age of Empires with each and
2386s	every one of you don't forget to bring
2388s	the party balloon rooms and streamers
2399s	oh chat wellin it's fantastic to finally
2403s	have you here with me in the Great Hall
2405s	do you like what I've done with the
2406s	place isn't it great I love it very
2408s	Majestic and impressive
2412s	I'm glad to say the same about the
2413s	stream so far though right what's it
2414s	been like up there with chat so
2416s	everyone to give away this Beast as well
2418s	well I've been enjoying the cheeky
2419s	banter you know lots of stuff and I'm
2422s	really excited about Age of Mythology
2423s	retold oh yeah I think chat were
2426s	particularly excited but you got them
2428s	for me I was definitely the most excited
2431s	I mean aged completely took me off guard
2433s	when that came along but um I mean Age
2435s	of Empires 2 coming to console Twitter
2437s	we finally have something we can talk
2438s	about this is fantastic news but yeah
2441s	back to this giveaway who's won it is me
2443s	and I could have it if you want me to
2444s	well we've got a winner okay great but
2447s	this Majestic machine custom Age of
2450s	Empires Alienware PC we have a winner
2453s	and our winner
2456s	AKA underscore
2459s	cooked you not only if you won that but
2461s	I've got one more piece of news to give
2463s	you I shall take the floor now so for
2465s	any Age of Empires fans out there we've
2467s	got one more bit of news we will be
2468s	bringing Age of Empires Definitive
2470s	Edition into the Age of Empires 2 d e
2473s	engine and we are going to have more
2475s	information to share on this in 2023 I
2477s	do however don't I don't have anything
2479s	to add about this I don't know what's
2480s	going on that's a chunky fella he is
2482s	chunky enough that I do not understand
2484s	how they use the stairs I shall
2486s	investigate later on yeah but we are not
2487s	done uh you all are gonna love this
2490s	performance by the idol villagers and in
2493s	about 20 minutes I will see all of you
2495s	upstairs for some very epic games lately
2498s	and I don't think it could come in a
2499s	better time I don't know if you've just
2500s	noticed we are under siege should we get
2502s	out of here yeah it's gonna be there
2503s	chat enjoy the show we'll see you in a
2504s	bit
2506s	[Music]
2508s	foreign
2510s	[Music]
2533s	[Music]
2566s	thank you
2569s	[Music]
2578s	foreign
2585s	[Music]
2620s	thank you
2623s	[Music]
2639s	hahaha
2641s	[Music]
2653s	[Applause]
2655s	[Music]
2677s	foreign
2684s	[Music]
2705s	thank you
2708s	[Music]
2749s	how do you turn this on
2751s	[Music]
2782s	how are the bells of Norwich
2787s	[Music]
2788s	[Applause]
2799s	[Music]
2836s	Lord of all I know
2840s	bring out bells of Norwich and let the
2844s	winter come and go all shall be wet
2847s	again I know
2852s	[Music]
2883s	Lord I know yes
2893s	[Music]
2900s	[Applause]
2904s	[Music]
2912s	foreign
2920s	[Music]
2921s	[Applause]
2922s	[Music]
2923s	[Applause]
2924s	[Music]
2933s	[Music]
2943s	[Applause]
2944s	[Music]
2956s	[Applause]
2962s	[Music]
2968s	[Music]
2971s	one evening
2976s	[Music]
2983s	[Music]
2988s	prisms
2990s	[Music]
3007s	[Music]
3015s	foreign
3018s	[Music]
3044s	Century
3045s	for a trial I had to
3049s	appeared
3051s	[Music]
3056s	that's seven long years
3059s	[Music]
3063s	far away from your presence
3075s	[Music]
3093s	[Applause]
3094s	Head Shoulders
3097s	[Music]
3100s	[Applause]
3102s	[Music]
3106s	sounds
3111s	[Applause]
3111s	[Music]
3112s	[Applause]
3117s	[Music]
3119s	checking your wallet that's me on your
3122s	dollar bill check in your pockets the
3125s	quarters me too
3131s	[Music]
3140s	suffering us anymore
3142s	[Music]
3157s	[Music]
3183s	[Music]
3190s	they are selling me
3193s	[Music]
3210s	so bring us in good things
3221s	[Applause]
3224s	[Music]
3225s	[Applause]
3245s	[Music]
3255s	[Music]
3259s	you
3265s	know
3267s	[Music]
3277s	the wolf runs free today
3284s	[Music]
3298s	[Applause]
3300s	[Music]
3305s	our hands
3319s	[Music]
3322s	and the room
3324s	[Music]
3348s	Falls Library
3353s	[Music]
3359s	[Music]
3365s	field where a man Embraces death thank
3372s	the gods that we live at all with our
3375s	joyous dying breath
3392s	thank you
3397s	[Music]
3403s	drink to the ships with the sails like
3406s	wings and drinks
3410s	[Music]
3414s	[Applause]
3417s	[Music]
3419s	trebuchet more like trevier
3432s	[Music]
3456s	take this
3458s	[Music]
3472s	[Applause]
3475s	[Music]
3477s	[Applause]
3480s	[Music]
3483s	Winter's gone away
3485s	[Music]
3512s	foreign
3525s	[Music]
3527s	[Applause]
3531s	[Music]
3551s	thank you foreign
3555s	[Music]
3576s	[Music]
3590s	you're welcome in the summer time
3594s	[Applause]
3595s	[Music]
3599s	submarines are coming in that Winter's
3602s	gone away
3615s	start the song already
3627s	[Music]
3629s	[Applause]
3630s	[Music]
3642s	[Applause]
3643s	[Music]
3643s	[Applause]
3644s	[Music]
3645s	[Applause]
3648s	[Music]
3649s	[Applause]
3651s	[Music]
3677s	[Applause]
3679s	[Music]
3689s	[Applause]
3690s	[Music]
3690s	[Applause]
3692s	thank you
3697s	[Applause]
3701s	[Music]
3701s	[Applause]
3707s	[Music]
3714s	[Applause]
3717s	[Music]
3721s	[Applause]
3727s	[Music]
3749s	foreign
3750s	[Applause]
3752s	[Music]
3770s	elephants on the boat but we can't fit
3772s	11 archers
3774s	because elephants have extra trunk space
3778s	wait what
3781s	[Music]
3792s	thank you
3794s	[Music]
3827s	foreign
3833s	[Applause]
3840s	oh my goodness that was phenomenal a
3843s	massive thanks to the idol Villages for
3845s	what just might actually be the best
3846s	music performance of all time but I'd
3849s	also like to thank you well and you've
3850s	been amazing at helping me host the show
3851s	today and chat you've been spot on as
3854s	well but there is a little bit more we
3855s	have lined up for you isn't there indeed
3857s	we have some very epic gameplay coming
3859s	up alongside some juicy giveaways and uh
3863s	yeah so we'll see everyone in a few
3864s	minutes absolutely yeah give us a couple
3866s	of minutes to freshen up we'll meet you
3868s	upstairs and continue the fun thanks so
3870s	much for joining everyone bye bye
3873s	is that your camel you know he's not but
3876s	I think he's sat next to me on the
3877s	flight here you know it's cute
3882s	[Music]
3904s	foreign
3920s	[Music]
3953s	thank you
3959s	[Music]
3978s	foreign
3981s	[Music]
4001s	[Music]
4010s	foreign
4012s	[Music]
4038s	[Music]
4043s	foreign
4045s	[Music]
4066s	[Music]
4097s	thank you
4110s	foreign
4111s	foreign
4113s	[Music]
4129s	[Music]
4168s	foreign
4168s	[Music]
4205s	thank you
4210s	[Music]
4232s	foreign
4235s	[Music]
4247s	[Music]
4273s	[Music]
4275s	thank you
4277s	[Music]
4308s	hello we made it out of the building
4311s	safely yep and now we're here and
4314s	everything is great we survived the
4316s	onslaught of the bombards that was
4320s	pretty cool though it was yeah it was
4321s	terrifying but it was thoroughly
4323s	exciting
4324s	Ellen that was such a good show right
4326s	yes it was so great you know I I got
4330s	nervous beforehand I'm always I whenever
4332s	I do performances are like you know even
4334s	though I'm like gaming you know I'm like
4336s	I was like Mom's spaghetti
4340s	he said that so many times I did I said
4342s	okay I think we need to say chat you
4344s	have been so exciting to watch over the
4348s	last hour or so seeing the wave of like
4350s	we want mythology we want mythology we
4353s	want console and we're both sat here
4355s	like just be patient they don't know
4357s	it's on the way yeah but no it was
4361s	fantastic I'm the chat I want to see you
4363s	guys just light up what was your like
4364s	favorite thing that happened tell us
4366s	everything rate Wellens performance out
4369s	of town fine yep I need I know this is
4371s	where we're gonna like get all the
4373s	results and during all of that we're
4374s	gonna continue doing giveaways and doing
4377s	a bit of gameplays am I right yep we're
4380s	gonna try the new sieves yes so we're
4382s	gonna be doing I think I'm for the first
4384s	game uh I'm gonna be malings and you're
4386s	gonna be Ottomans yep and we are gonna
4389s	devastate some pathetic we're gonna
4391s	artificial back to the computer
4393s	basically yeah
4395s	it's gonna work out today computer we're
4397s	gonna get you they will get their
4399s	revenge in a hundred years oh absolutely
4401s	but we'll be long gone by then with our
4402s	Victory is behind us yeah it's all good
4405s	also I'm actually gonna call out chat
4407s	you are doing exactly what I requested
4409s	you're telling us all the amazing stuff
4410s	that happened
4412s	um people really us included got so
4414s	hyped for the idol Villages I mean I
4417s	think I was correct when I said the best
4419s	musical performance oh yeah
4425s	so good
4429s	more shamburger the whole stream s go
4431s	they need to do that Alexa sold it out
4433s	Steve yeah classic Steve Classics
4438s	um all right so should we load up yeah
4439s	let's do it so we're doing as you said a
4441s	2v2 co-op versus AI
4445s	um I'm gonna go so you wanted to go for
4446s	the mallions right yes that's a bit more
4448s	your tactic so why are you going
4450s	mallions I'm I'm gonna attack viciously
4452s	yeah no prisoners no
4455s	um but and then you're a turtleer I am
4458s	I'm a turtle I like building my
4460s	fortresses that no one could get into I
4463s	like everything looking very nice and
4464s	aesthetic I'm the resource manager which
4466s	I think is great with the malians and
4467s	the gold yeah I've got that covered and
4470s	then I'm gonna send you off to battle
4471s	for me while I protect the house you'll
4473s	make the paladins and I'll move forward
4475s	with the archers oh wait no okay there
4477s	you are okay good yeah I know I'm here I
4479s	just need to yes almonds there we go I'm
4481s	good I'm ready all right awesome forward
4485s	to this 20 seconds someone said brumpet
4490s	yeah it's it's here don't worry that's
4492s	here I'll get trumpets we don't know
4494s	about that one or that some people don't
4496s	know Chaz admit they're a turtle or two
4499s	cars thank you I need all the fellow
4502s	Turtles please stand up and chat it's
4503s	the only way to go all right one in chat
4506s	if you're a turtle or two in chat if
4508s	you're an attacking
4510s	violent gamer we are about to split
4513s	we're gonna have some like gang Warfare
4515s	and chat over this watch this happen go
4517s	the Lords I'm curious to see which
4518s	there's gonna be more of I hope it's the
4521s	turtles turtles represent let's go okay
4523s	okay oh I'm seeing loads of two this is
4526s	I forgotten what two was what oh two was
4529s	the violent attack oh damn oh everyone's
4532s	there's so many turdlers
4534s	all right I'm gonna oh and there's they
4536s	have the uh objective things that tell
4539s	you where your scout is going that is
4542s	right we need so I need to make sure I
4545s	what I really want to do is I quite like
4546s	to connect us okay
4548s	um so you're over there yeah well let's
4551s	see well yeah I'm gonna stop building
4552s	walls almost immediately
4555s	no not quite I'm gonna wait until we get
4557s	to the stone wall like the second era
4561s	that's good
4563s	so I've got my you guys are off doing
4565s	this and we want to have some more
4567s	Builders and we're going to get you guys
4570s	right we've started on the mill and the
4573s	farm production oh that's such a
4575s	terrible Place one absolute full I am oh
4578s	did you miss this one okay it's fine
4580s	because when I was practicing the other
4582s	day I put a um Lumber camp on my gold
4586s	and didn't realize it for a while in
4589s	[Laughter]
4591s	another total gang that's a very
4593s	aesthetically pleasing it's the way to
4595s	go and then it means you don't have to
4596s	panic when someone comes along with this
4598s	giant army you're like oh you think
4601s	you're gonna you think you're gonna get
4602s	in here and win Charlie I have really
4603s	bad news what have you done already I
4606s	got housed
4609s	oh okay I've just found uh one sacred
4613s	site I suppose the question is what
4614s	victory do you want to go for here
4618s	corpses of our enemies on the ground
4620s	right okay
4622s	um sure yes let's Okay
4626s	okay make note of that actually that's
4629s	the one we're gonna go for oh this deer
4632s	just got hit and dealt with it
4634s	um
4635s	dealt with it just said I ate this
4639s	evening that out
4641s	Emirates um I've not found oh the enemy
4644s	team knows the scouts
4651s	you think
4654s	you have a scout right next to you oh I
4657s	do yeah I don't know near you and your
4659s	sheep oh yeah follow them yeah we can
4661s	start to place on the map where with
4663s	this stupid AI is I I
4667s	um we're really Central in this map so
4670s	like this Turtle I'm gonna have to build
4672s	is gonna have to be all encompassing I
4674s	can't it's just the edge of the map or
4677s	do you in your free time sometimes say
4679s	AOE voice lands
4682s	I'd never say it out loud but sure I
4685s	think catch me with the best of them
4688s	all right
4690s	eating sheeps
4692s	you're still on the follow good nice I
4695s	lost them I got distracted by a sheep
4697s	I need gold do you have to wear a shell
4699s	when playing no toasty toasterson a not
4702s	you have a brilliant twitch Name by the
4703s	way um I think wearing a turtle shell is
4707s	um non-compulsory but
4709s	um perhaps in my own free time yes I
4711s	would like to wear a shell from time to
4712s	time and no one could judge me
4717s	automated
4718s	okay see you back
4722s	oh oh oh no that's it Christ now I've
4725s	gone too far that's my fault oh you're
4727s	getting peppered Ah that's fine I sort
4729s	of I don't know uh Chad I'd love to know
4731s	your first theories when you first come
4733s	in I immediately don't mind losing my
4735s	Scouts no that's You Don't Want to Lose
4737s	Yourself no I lose my first Scout
4739s	because I just like to size up exactly
4741s	what they're doing how much they've got
4744s	so you don't know they're already
4746s	building their second age
4755s	[Music]
4768s	okay we just have to be smarter than the
4770s	AI are already nearly a full Sentry
4773s	ahead of us so all right oh now I'm
4776s	losing my Scout it's fine smile
4779s	all right I'm bringing my Scout home to
4781s	heal that's fine I lost my Scout it's
4783s	all good I've not dropped real problems
4785s	and I have too many on wood
4789s	I just need someone's gold now
4793s	yeah the fact that they're building
4795s	already is actually all very concerned
4797s	yeah that is big time actually
4801s	oh
4806s	what did you choose you knew that we
4809s	were live on the internet today right
4810s	why didn't you pick easy the thing is
4813s	I'm an aoe2 gamer so I'm like I'm just
4817s	I've played some AOE for but I I'm just
4822s	oh man all right well I have more sheep
4825s	coming home we have the gold oh yeah I
4827s	mean we may not have the second age but
4829s	we've got plenty of sheep yeah my people
4831s	are well fed
4833s	rice okay I'm just I'm just gonna stop
4835s	building an entire suburb as clearly I
4838s	was way more comfortable than I thought
4839s	someone said GG go next bruh no shots
4852s	okay okay right
4855s	oh Lord you want the band back in again
4857s	it wouldn't be great if like they just
4859s	turned up behind us and just started
4860s	bopping that was so fun
4865s	because
4868s	that's fine distract them let them have
4870s	as many sheets not fine no no we need
4872s	those resources we're already down bad
4875s	oh I don't have any food because I had
4877s	like 30 villagers queued
4880s	I was like where's my food it's fine
4883s	okay this is a warm-up match generate
4886s	acts as a total Outpost
4889s	okay uh if you just chase them with have
4894s	you gone full in with a sheet no no no
4896s	no he's gone row he went no oh
4902s	foreign
4904s	okay
4910s	[Music]
4911s	when my next villager comes out
4915s	um I'm meaning gold and I'm meaning food
4917s	and we are going to start to age up okay
4919s	I'm filming the age up building right
4921s	now so okay nice
4923s	I'm a little behind how do we see the
4926s	score or will it not say is there no
4929s	score I don't think there's a score you
4931s	know what I actually can't remember this
4932s	one I don't think there is a score
4934s	playlist
4941s	I sent okay I thought I selected my I
4946s	thought I selected my Scout but I
4948s	selected all my villagers and they went
4950s	forward
4955s	that's actually a disaster I'm not gonna
4957s	lie
4959s	I love how fragile we're being on the
4961s	internet today I'm just really letting
4963s	people I even practiced I was like I'm
4966s	gonna be ready I know I did as well it's
4968s	one of those things though I think there
4969s	are so and this is one of the things I
4971s	love the most about ages I gotta say is
4973s	that there are so many different
4974s	um skill levels to this I mean we just
4977s	saw the wall tournament the Red Bull one
4979s	those people are like the pros the
4982s	experts but like chat I'm gonna remind
4985s	you no everyone knows not everyone's
4988s	like that
4989s	everyone's got something this game Age
4992s	of Empires the thing is it's so easy to
4994s	watch it's so easy to play when you're
4995s	watching oh yeah I'm the best player
4998s	when I'm watching I know exactly
5004s	um okay let me go to the castle
5007s	yeah I'm just about to I think I'm gonna
5009s	have enough soup yes there we go okay
5011s	1200 Foods 600 gold
5015s	I'm gonna build like a blacksmith or
5017s	something
5018s	uh am I I think I'm cavalry
5023s	I'm actually not
5030s	fine
5033s	okay I'm now building my age up this is
5036s	I I'm I'm an era of my life well and
5039s	what I like to play games on easy mode
5040s	and I think I just wasn't prepared for
5043s	the fact that you clicked into media
5044s	that I was like I'm gonna go with such a
5047s	leisurely Pace yep I'm gonna think about
5049s	what color I want the bed sheets in my
5052s	houses and then I go see a castle being
5055s	built and I'm like oh wait so they're
5057s	building a castle well they're a bit of
5059s	something hideous
5061s	uh I just built a blacksmith in the
5063s	market you kid
5066s	ding I'm such a little Age of Empires
5068s	too Goblin
5070s	um
5072s	uh
5073s	uh cattle ranch
5077s	any ranchers in chat
5084s	thank you
5087s	all right if it helps
5090s	um
5091s	hey get it from them
5095s	oh Lord oh no what are the light melee
5098s	infantry oh that's it
5102s	the irony of the barracks just being
5105s	built next door oh good God okay all
5108s	right chat what are the mountains what
5110s	are the millions good at I think they're
5112s	scallops that's what they said I think
5114s	cavalry
5116s	if they're ranchers they must like all
5117s	right we're gonna stay but we're gonna
5119s	why are they not building
5122s	oh it's done
5125s	where's the cattle
5130s	I need to build my walls immediately
5132s	okay I'm so uncomfortable I can actually
5137s	go to the next stage I'll do it do it
5139s	don't hesitate they certainly won't
5142s	quickly produce
5150s	right I'm here I'm good
5153s	cattle and mill
5155s	oh oh God I
5158s	don't have any meals
5170s	turn on Charlie I'm not gonna betray my
5174s	teammates
5175s	impartial crap out here being honest
5179s	about my abilities and you still want to
5181s	take me down the peg how dare you oh
5183s	they're attacking me
5184s	oh that's why they're taking a break
5186s	from attacking me again no no they're
5187s	gonna kill a villager run run I'm about
5190s	to lose a brave woman
5194s	building goes up
5196s	[Music]
5198s	goes up it goes up
5201s	it goes up it goes up and then I'm gonna
5203s	can I Garrison them then no no no no no
5211s	[Music]
5217s	I can't
5219s	baby
5222s	okay I need units
5225s	[Applause]
5232s	right that's it I'm playing around no
5234s	more
5244s	so uncomfortable okay okay ah don't
5248s	chase them into the words
5250s	it's not worth it stay here stay here
5253s	stay here and stay here okay I'm making
5255s	uh a sofa
5259s	if I don't know you bring us an
5261s	intermediate I would have practiced on
5262s	intermediate I'm building a sofa oh
5265s	great
5269s	okay you've angered me for two long
5271s	textiles oh
5274s	oh I'm roasting now I'm roasting
5278s	right we're gonna stop with these walls
5280s	just to slow them down a bit
5283s	uh
5284s	put me villagers should I go light no
5287s	not no no no no no no no no no no no no
5289s	no no no no no no oh oh this is an
5292s	actual disaster
5296s	my sofas are
5298s	are they winning
5301s	don't they're breaking my stuff I don't
5304s	have any food
5310s	I'm actually in shambles should we
5313s	restart this stream no no no no no no we
5315s	can I think we can come back from this
5318s	because they're not in the third age I'm
5320s	the only one in the third yes that's
5321s	true and that's actually pretty big I
5324s	think
5325s	all right I'm gonna aim for third age
5327s	they're barely touching my forimba
5329s	Garrison
5331s	what if I just make a bunch of arch
5336s	they've gone for your landmark
5341s	oh I should make a tower that would be
5342s	clever a total Outpost
5347s	was how sweaty Miranda where's the
5350s	towers
5353s	that's a great Point wood needed and I'm
5355s	going to read that out of the bait and
5356s	even though it's rude to the both of us
5358s	chat calm down if you want top level
5360s	gameplay watch tomorrow's tournament
5361s	there's a reason we're sat here doing
5363s	this and we're not in the tournaments
5365s	tomorrow
5366s	my eco's fine how many villagers do you
5368s	have do you know what's your
5370s	not enough is the answer to getting kind
5373s	of eating I'm not gonna lie
5377s	okay myself
5380s	okay oh these are hardened spearmen my
5383s	sofas don't stand a chance why don't I
5384s	make archers
5387s	yeah I'm making archers
5390s	okay and I'm gonna get on gold
5392s	everyone to gold
5398s	all right we want more of that
5399s	and you're fine
5403s	keep doing the walls
5407s	I've let my turtle Squad down they're
5409s	setting all my stuff on fire
5412s	oh wait Archer micro coming up one dead
5416s	two dead nice
5420s	oh wait I'm kind of roasting
5421s	unironically
5426s	okay I have a small band of archers
5430s	oh no oh no no no no no no no no
5431s	[Laughter]
5434s	we have a lot of arches
5437s	Garrison
5440s	oh
5444s	right you guys don't need to protect
5446s	that side anymore because we have the
5448s	walls up we're good we are Grand
5455s	um
5456s	you're right bud
5458s	are you getting attacked
5459s	on your side I'm dying over here you
5463s	seem to be the closest to them
5465s	oh I'm blocking them off and coming
5468s	around on this side I don't want
5469s	anything to do with them all right I
5471s	have a lot of gold coming in that's good
5473s	I like that I don't have any food
5478s	I like the idea of making a lot of
5480s	archers
5482s	arches of my favorite oh but now he's
5484s	making targets
5491s	oh no no this is this
5499s	Garrison inside the barracks
5502s	nope so that was a lie stop trying to go
5506s	around the walls with your sheep I'm
5508s	blocking you out invite only go away
5512s	good riddance
5513s	so you do that wait there Archer
5516s	microing against me bro
5518s	it's illegal I might even double that
5521s	wall
5522s	just because
5523s	just because I'm not gonna help they're
5525s	gonna they're gonna come around back
5528s	oh okay they've got one of the Sacred
5530s	sites
5532s	are back
5534s	that's tremendously
5536s	but we have the other one all the way
5538s	down here okay so they're opposite ends
5539s	so they they can't go to the sacred
5541s	Victory that's I'm okay make minute arms
5544s	all right you need to make minute arms I
5545s	just don't have any food prod
5548s	uction I need to make Farms that was my
5551s	major mistake I'm not made I have no
5553s	Farm Eco oh my goodness me
5558s	right they can have that one they can
5560s	keep that one it's five
5564s	right let's have a look how close to me
5566s	okay
5569s	they've learned men here
5573s	he's destroyed my step you don't need
5576s	food for oh
5578s	they only cost gold
5581s	oh my God I'm about to go crazy
5587s	oh I ate all the gold okay uh I'm gonna
5590s	go find another gold okay I think we can
5593s	win this I'm unironically
5596s	if they enter the third age I'm worried
5598s	if they're not there then I'm not
5599s	worried and I'm working to get to the
5601s	third age now so hopefully we can beat
5602s	them to that okay this would actually be
5604s	a legendary comeback like unironically
5607s	we've told chat that we're not gonna win
5609s	and it's all like we've set up a ruse
5612s	V
5613s	my moose Safari
5615s	my
5617s	my
5619s	Musafa I said exactly right I'm a stud
5623s	dude
5624s	all right my farm eco's looking hot I'm
5627s	not gonna lie
5630s	all right you guys need some more Stone
5631s	okay well there's some around here what
5634s	are you doing right you guys are moving
5636s	out you guys are all gonna go work down
5637s	here okay
5640s	are you winning son
5642s	[Music]
5643s	okay
5645s	oh that see that oh oh I'm getting Stone
5648s	and not gold
5654s	it's fine
5656s	Lola
5658s	I don't have a huge Army at the moment
5660s	but my plan is to try and build up one
5661s	and help you because it just seems to be
5663s	that what that one corner okay the thing
5666s	is in all fairness I'm actually not
5669s	losing that badly anymore okay that's
5671s	good
5672s	put down a military school to come help
5674s	you
5675s	do you have any military
5677s	um I have a few bits and pieces I don't
5678s	have anything that's going to save the
5679s	country though okay I need to make
5682s	I need to make another uh Town Center I
5685s	feel like
5687s	well I remember playing
5688s	um on Xbox on I did a match it was me
5691s	versus a guy on the team called Henry
5693s	and it was versus and I decided to do my
5696s	turtle technique but I had like three
5698s	layers of walls and he could get
5700s	anywhere near me and then I tried to
5702s	destroy him
5703s	um but he built like 20 Town centers and
5705s	it was so frustrating
5708s	can you Garrison and stuff inside
5710s	buildings when you build it or no I
5712s	don't know I'm about to watch
5720s	I just need a bunch of gold
5722s	the influence on the blacksmith School
5725s	oh production rates increase oh they're
5727s	popped out all right
5729s	uh blacksmith I can't tell if I'm
5732s	winning this battle
5734s	come to the university
5738s	all right okay
5741s	we can recover I need just need a new
5743s	town center
5748s	let's do all of the blacksmith research
5750s	or a new
5753s	okay okay
5754s	all right I think we can recover
5758s	y oh
5760s	actually uh
5762s	good
5764s	I think we may be ought to be beyond
5765s	that point of contingent of archers
5768s	approached
5774s	where are the towers is it the Stonewall
5778s	Tower oh I just need Stone
5782s	haven't got any stuff oh
5784s	I don't have any Eco upgrades
5788s	see ya
5789s	oh well
5791s	why'd the music get crazy all of a
5792s	sudden
5793s	oh that is the is the worst
5798s	there's something happening that I don't
5799s	know about right I'm expanding my
5802s	suburbs there we go you go I'm gonna
5804s	repair I'm just gonna build a new
5806s	blacksmith because I have a feeling if I
5808s	go over to repair that one they'll
5810s	they'll find out about my Village
5813s	and I'm doing the best I can to not let
5815s	them do that right now
5821s	gosh that's they're really going for you
5823s	huh
5824s	they're attacking my stuff and it's kind
5825s	of cringe yeah
5828s	okay but they're being stupid and I'm
5834s	and I'm
5835s	and they're in range of my town center
5838s	okay
5840s	melee damage
5842s	melee armor
5846s	I'm gonna do a bunch oh oh no
5854s	uh okay I'm gonna make another sofa
5858s	a veteran sofa
5863s	do you have any uh do you have walls you
5865s	have a building that's on fire oh total
5868s	outposts
5870s	it's like the IRS
5876s	I'm actually killing his whole Army it's
5879s	like deeply copious good good
5883s	nobody
5884s	he's just he's trying to go for it
5891s	all right
5893s	you guys why have you stopped building
5894s	houses come on he's Gotta Throw at the
5897s	RV you know okay all right so I'm gonna
5900s	build some toll booths
5903s	more villes more villes
5906s	if I can get a Juiced Eco we'll be in a
5908s	really good spot unironically
5916s	oh I probably need to relax
5919s	okay
5921s	right I'm now going up to the next age
5924s	don't worry you freak I am about to put
5927s	the archers on the walls okay
5929s	uh you guys finished yeah okay right I'm
5932s	going to reorganize where I want my
5934s	arches to go yeah oh
5940s	there's no way here
5943s	uh it's not happening where's my toad
5947s	booth
5950s	my brother where is the told
5953s	thank you they are very aesthetically
5954s	pleasing settlements I think you'll find
5956s	them totally not a mess in the slightest
5959s	toll Outpost I'm building a toll booth a
5962s	tall Outpost uh let's put it there uh
5969s	work a couple of them on there okay a
5971s	couple Maybe
5973s	kill the monkeys
5981s	Adrian Walker
5983s	this needs to go up
5985s	[Music]
5986s	go and fix my Landmark okay it's a
5990s	little tricky right now but oh I have so
5992s	much I have so much wood
5995s	uh
6000s	I'm making like five barrackses and
6003s	they're done they're done I've decided
6005s	go what what it's a villager just sat in
6009s	my Army oh did you get there
6012s	what did they destroy
6014s	oh they
6018s	they are low-key devastating
6020s	don't you worry I'm prepping as long as
6022s	I can get this side covered I need an
6024s	arm
6026s	I better sure you don't need a gate to
6028s	Mount the walls I think you just need
6030s	this door on the back of the tower we'll
6031s	do it
6032s	okay you're in the castle age
6035s	oh they're just okay you're just totally
6039s	all right I'm taking heat over here but
6041s	I am actually killing them I need to
6043s	repair this though
6046s	okay
6048s	um you guys I'm gonna make moosafari I'm
6050s	gonna help with the wall
6051s	I'm staying so true to the walls I will
6054s	not back down from Habits and that is
6057s	walls
6060s	go away eat it
6069s	okay
6073s	on the walls baby
6075s	[Laughter]
6076s	[Music]
6080s	I'm gonna help Aphrodite but as you
6082s	notice I'm constantly getting I need
6084s	brassed on this wall
6086s	oh I'm trying to make sure that my ass
6088s	is covered before I go out this ass you
6091s	know that's the current Vibe of the
6093s	stream this angle is fine and then you
6096s	see in the background it's not much it's
6097s	not sharks
6100s	it don't oh he was not uh why can't I
6104s	build these
6106s	50 food also we're gonna increase oil I
6110s	have so much wooden gold I'm just gonna
6111s	make a ton of archers that's it
6114s	happened
6116s	a tech switched like five times done
6120s	faster
6123s	oh no it's enough to save him all right
6127s	okay I'm gonna send over what I've got
6128s	okay can you where is it I'm sitting
6131s	here
6133s	[Music]
6135s	I'm sending them through now and then
6137s	I'll get started on my next Army that'll
6139s	bail me out in a major way it's all
6142s	right where's your army what are you
6143s	wearing where's the dying
6146s	it's been really rough over here
6150s	all of yours look like this it's a
6152s	suburb what street planning Maniac sign
6155s	this off the ones that they oh oh here
6158s	come the elephants maybe oh those are
6160s	big Chompers too
6162s	uh there we go oh they can't build I've
6166s	come to save the day okay yeah
6169s	oh my God counts as one they're stealing
6173s	no kill the man kill them on kill the
6174s	monkey
6176s	what costs wooden gold
6178s	that's what I need steal that Monument
6180s	it's oh you're gonna do you have
6182s	upgrades on those bad boys yeah I sold
6184s	upgraded okay okay oh you're actually
6186s	roasting
6187s	right there you go you take them okay
6189s	push with this
6191s	like go push uh you're
6195s	hey all right I think I think they're
6197s	running back they're on they're on my
6199s	wood line
6201s	I got him I got him do you have food do
6203s	you think you can send me food that
6205s	would be big
6207s	yes
6209s	come on keep running your fools I'll
6211s	take your dang elephant get out okay
6213s	right elephant down you guys go into
6218s	okay
6220s	I need to repair
6224s	don't push just stay there so I can go
6226s	watch okay okay oh my sweet what they're
6230s	building a town center outside the gate
6232s	right come on them
6234s	uh okay I'm repairing my first and then
6236s	I'm gonna repair the other landmark
6239s	Siege Workshop I get like a thousand
6241s	food please that would bring me out of
6244s	destitution
6250s	tree if you're going archers
6253s	oh I think you need her oh it's it's
6255s	it's turning south over there
6259s	fights going south
6262s	all right I'm working on a keep and The
6264s	Siege Workshop
6266s	you guys aren't building a animal gold
6270s	extreme mute at home mute
6276s	yeah I need food though I'm about to be
6278s	down utterly tremendous all right okay
6280s	I'm working on that now
6282s	I'm gonna go see if I can destroy this
6284s	town center that's just outside as well
6287s	oh God I'm at Stone ah
6292s	okay
6295s	how are you doing are my Army my Army
6297s	are down okay right Jesus
6299s	do you have any army whatsoever
6302s	uh no because I'm okay what costs wood
6306s	and gold for this bad boy
6310s	stop
6314s	right side button send him 1K and then
6317s	I'll go um
6320s	I'll go did they destroy my Barracks no
6323s	and then I'll go move Safari Warriors
6330s	I need my food Charlie
6333s	good wellin I'm so hungry my people
6336s	they're so hungry
6339s	all right you no not huntable dude okay
6341s	I'm getting on the farms
6346s	uh so nothing costs wood and gold is
6349s	what I'm
6351s	chat danzo or better
6353s	in this situation
6358s	right okay now let's build
6361s	I need to repair my Garrison but I can't
6363s	that's the issue put a gate in
6368s	and we're beginning all right okay
6371s	stop it you nerds leave me alone
6376s	Okay so
6379s	all right just spawn on the top there
6381s	food okay I'm just gonna start building
6383s	stuff to see all right any army I get
6385s	I'm just gonna bring them over okay I
6387s	mean actually
6389s	I'm starting to wonder if there's a
6390s	point
6393s	absolutely running through your town
6395s	here
6397s	yeah but they
6399s	if I have a ton of wood and gold I just
6401s	don't know what to make that's the issue
6405s	if I have if I have food I can make a
6407s	lot of stuff
6409s	and you can if you hit the top right
6410s	button players and tribute very top
6413s	right send me a thousand gold I can make
6415s	an army or a thousand food Thousand food
6417s	oh a thousand food Thousand food I will
6419s	have an army rallied Swift done send
6431s	oh okay I need God I need loads and
6434s	loads of wood if you're able to send
6435s	wood
6436s	okay I have food now all right Army okay
6438s	better
6441s	all right I will have an army I will
6443s	have an army rides
6446s	and then I just need to just rebuild the
6449s	landmark and we'll be fine then copium
6453s	wolves that destroyed the wall
6456s	and I need to get my food Eco going here
6468s	oh yes
6471s	they are through the wall okay
6475s	I'm about to have a contingent of men
6478s	Idol Villages please
6480s	[Applause]
6485s	okay
6486s	all right
6487s	I can recover now
6492s	there's some walls here please
6495s	please oh hey get back on the wall
6498s	chase them actually you know what
6500s	destroy them
6504s	all right I got I got I kind of got like
6505s	boys now okay I'll tell you what then
6507s	I'm gonna see if I can go around this
6509s	back way and Destroy these because they
6510s	are they're sneaking through okay
6516s	all right I'm gonna repair this
6521s	okay I'm I'm kind of coming up should
6524s	you get in what I just have a random
6527s	Scout in my Village I don't know how
6528s	they got there though
6530s	uh repair
6533s	wait
6536s	oh where the buildings just destroyed
6538s	forever I thought there was a way to
6539s	repair them
6550s	Town Center
6551s	that's so rude that they put that there
6558s	so I can send you more food but if you
6561s	could send me more wood that would be
6562s	ideal because I'm trying to get some
6563s	Prestige weapons going okay I kind of
6566s	got like a lot of boys now I have 19 men
6569s	19 men I don't know that is not enough
6573s	it's just not enough I'm being frankly
6576s	I'm being devastated
6581s	uh but I am running low on gold heavy
6583s	armored targets
6585s	yeah I just got I got absolutely
6587s	demolished just now
6591s	that was bad
6593s	whoa whoa
6597s	ignore the villagers we need to worry
6599s	about the villages do you have anything
6600s	for this elephant Army in my base
6603s	um I could see if I could start work on
6604s	a second Army I'm just okay things have
6606s	sort of Hit the pan on my end okay okay
6613s	yeah I'm gonna need I'm gonna need an
6615s	army okay that's fine I've got one
6617s	cooking got one just put in the oven for
6618s	you
6621s	upgrades
6627s	oh that is not oh no
6629s	[Music]
6633s	oh no
6636s	spearmen For Elephants so like light
6638s	yeah because they're mounted and those
6641s	are yeah okay I'm just gonna do a mix of
6644s	Infantry
6654s	I'm probably gonna lose this town center
6656s	yeah you'll get ravaged over there
6659s	um I won't lie to you I'm off tempted
6661s	just to build a wall between me and them
6663s	what the hell well if you've written
6665s	that town off well it's not attack this
6668s	is my Empire I'm not writing off my
6671s	Empire
6672s	all right okay all right okay okay I'm
6674s	gonna go discover what this other town
6676s	was right next to me that's why okay
6678s	yeah it's like I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
6681s	do a first pass of this Village see if I
6683s	can destroy you all right yeah no the
6685s	thing is you base trade with yes
6687s	base trade
6690s	what if I build a wall okay all right
6693s	hold I don't have that much Stone though
6699s	yeah I don't have enough stone for this
6703s	um
6705s	don't go too far into the village I'll
6707s	beg you pull back pull back pull back
6710s	just go one at a time
6711s	[Music]
6713s	he's got a great comp though he's got
6716s	the archers to deal with the spearmen
6717s	and then he's got the tower elephants
6719s	which will destroy all my buildings
6721s	I think it was so many freaking cows
6724s	how do you get this much stuff
6727s	oh
6730s	the Mills generate cows Chad said
6732s	something about that oh yeah no I didn't
6734s	set mine to do that actually okay yeah
6736s	okay
6739s	so how do you do that though
6741s	you uh
6748s	okay
6749s	yeah I need to
6752s	[Music]
6753s	my food prod is not been good at all
6756s	this game I kind of neglected Farms
6757s	early
6761s	you guys more words
6763s	also gold dang it
6766s	oh they're breaking my houses
6773s	okay that first assault that
6775s	really well but I had a good attitude do
6778s	we uh
6779s	go again
6781s	huh I'm I'm kind of dying here
6785s	I don't know how well maybe someone
6788s	shouldn't have selected intermediate for
6790s	the live stream wellin I we're
6793s	intermediate level Gamers we could kill
6795s	these guys I've learned a lot this game
6796s	if I figure out how to get my food prod
6799s	I would have destroyed the first Army
6806s	I have 11 Idols thank you Chad what
6808s	would I do without you guys
6812s	all right everyone just go chop Woods I
6814s	beg of you
6816s	oh they're all in
6819s	stop hitting the people and go for the
6821s	buildings for Christ's sake
6823s	ooh buildings go everyone more buildings
6826s	please we're in trouble they are in the
6828s	Imperial age ah it's nothing we got him
6831s	we got him we got him we got him no
6835s	you guys go get stuck in
6839s	off rotate them kill all the cows
6844s	ow I mean these guys are good
6847s	props where it's due we said we'd batter
6850s	this computer and I think we said it too
6852s	loud because it hurts I think they they
6853s	heard us
6854s	the AI was listening oh God destroy that
6857s	destroy that destroy the people better
6859s	again Javelin throwers and those counter
6863s	maybe light infantry or something or
6865s	maybe those counter archers they look
6866s	like sperms
6869s	all right destroy the workers delay
6871s	progress delay progress
6874s	okay well they have a bit I don't know
6877s	what happened to the yellow
6882s	I have an army
6884s	good to get him
6886s	hey
6888s	I may or may not have realized that I
6891s	had had an army but that's fine
6894s	all right
6897s	uh
6901s	okay so those are all so I'm gonna go
6903s	vet dancers now are these all dances
6907s	okay I'm completely destroying their
6909s	their arches
6913s	I'll tell you what I'm gonna go get that
6914s	other sacred site as well you know
6918s	all right I'm gonna have a chunker army
6920s	here in a sec all right I killed all
6921s	their archers I'm pushing
6923s	oh sweet Lord destroy that destroy that
6925s	everyone everyone change your face
6927s	change Pace get that
6929s	let's read they're doing a minister of
6932s	honors destroy that kill it kill it
6939s	all right
6944s	all right I'm gonna attack and see how
6947s	it goes
6951s	I've really enjoyed losing this game
6953s	with you we don't know it's been very
6955s	fun we don't know if we've lost yet but
6957s	to this point I'd say we're in a kind of
6959s	a lost position but first of all of the
6961s	thrill of the game is that not we
6962s	seriously underestimated our opponent
6965s	I didn't realize that the empires we've
6967s	aged along the way
6969s	it's about the empires you aged along
6971s	the way
6973s	all right there's if I win this battle
6975s	I'm not dead if I
6977s	lose it I'm dead
6979s	jump off
6981s	I'm
6984s	oh I'm I'm getting devastated right I've
6986s	got Siege weapons and I'm just slowly
6989s	skipping away at building maybe not oh
6992s	God I okay I kind of killed this whole
6995s	Army
6997s	a few
6999s	definitely just killed us a lot
7002s	they and I have res so many elephants
7008s	right I need some of you guys can we oh
7010s	God my gold is not doing well at the
7013s	moment everyone coming let's go could
7015s	you send me gold
7016s	gold I don't have much gold like a
7020s	hundred no no it's all good YouTube
7024s	oh I'm breaking their Siege they're
7026s	actually I'm I'm in their they're
7028s	getting roasted right now
7030s	okay villagers are dying they're fleeing
7033s	by you keep going you keep going this is
7035s	great okay okay actually I tell you what
7038s	you guys come back you have no Army to
7039s	support you and you're just gonna get
7040s	hounded by those just pull back done so
7042s	I'll build up an army to support the
7044s	siege and then I need Siege now like I'm
7047s	gonna lose okay I lost my Army but
7049s	it I don't want to say it was worth but
7051s	it was kind of worth
7056s	seeing that I've made some more stuff
7058s	right next to the gold
7063s	there's significantly less heat coming
7065s	from the map where you are which is good
7066s	uh well so I
7070s	it's I kind of held them off for now but
7072s	the issue is I'm very far off from uh
7079s	guys we need to get these archers
7083s	guys I need this gold deposit workers
7087s	getting workers getting workers getting
7088s	it's not worth it it's not worth it just
7090s	get it
7091s	oh I should be doing the whole cows
7093s	thing aren't just gonna get back on the
7095s	wall now thank you for protecting them
7096s	you can come out
7099s	probably not enough but we can get them
7100s	closer
7107s	all right now I need Siege I feel like
7110s	that's kind of the next move
7113s	switches
7125s	all right so they're they're in and we
7127s	are Castle
7128s	which is bad but
7131s	you know
7133s	people have come back from worse
7137s	oh get out of here it was a sneak attack
7142s	thank you
7150s	this is actually a good cop
7152s	[Music]
7155s	how you doing over there
7158s	um I'm not doing too bad do you need do
7159s	you need me to send anything I feel like
7160s	if you move forward with your siege and
7162s	took out some of their buildings there's
7164s	a chance so that's what I was doing but
7166s	then I didn't have any like
7168s	archers I basically didn't have anything
7170s	to support them okay so I had to pull
7172s	them back a little bit and now I'm
7173s	trying to rebuild this Army to send them
7175s	out but um I've just had some bad news
7177s	Come Along on one of my gold deposits
7179s	which I really need so I'm just trying
7181s	to get rid of that at the moment you
7182s	could
7183s	and then hold the army
7186s	at Bay and then you just use those
7189s	forward deposits
7191s	right go on then we're going in
7194s	Siege in make more of everything
7198s	okay I'm actually kind of recovering
7201s	right now
7202s	more of this I just need more eco
7210s	go on okay
7213s	[Music]
7218s	you know what get them
7221s	come off the wall kill the healers or
7223s	you can bring your siege to my side if
7225s	you want
7229s	because
7230s	um if you brought your siege and then I
7232s	have a big meat Shield of army oh that's
7234s	a great idea okay yep no I'm pulling the
7236s	back we'll 100 do that that's a great
7238s	idea
7242s	pull in the back
7245s	gonna deal with this issue why there's
7247s	just so many arches up there I'm back
7252s	can you kill them on the way through
7255s	I've got to keep I've got to keep here
7257s	are you going Imperial
7262s	okay what do I need to build for how
7264s	much
7268s	2400 food 1200 gold
7272s	pretty far from that but
7274s	okay I have solved my issue
7278s	okay um where are my Idols we're gonna
7280s	hell guys there was just never any
7282s	there's not enough gold to go around huh
7286s	um so I'm actually like kind of holding
7289s	over here if I get Siege if you send yep
7293s	I'm sending the siege now
7295s	all right you guys go in here oh yeah
7298s	I'm gonna go to where that front line is
7299s	not now I'm gonna replace
7302s	my Army so we can start spitting out on
7306s	this side and then do you know if those
7307s	manganels do well against arches I
7309s	assume they do but I'm not too sure
7311s	actually
7314s	I'm just gonna make sure I keep Army
7316s	mask
7320s	we're gonna pull it back chat
7324s	ironic for pulling it back oh I say that
7326s	and they've destroyed a flipping wall
7329s	God I think
7334s	um
7335s	I would keep your units there and your
7337s	manganels with me maybe and that way
7341s	you can defend
7344s	or we just push hard this side roast
7346s	everything well I have a full Army
7348s	that's about to come your way okay so
7351s	I'm gonna do I'm gonna give you that
7352s	let's do that and then because I need to
7354s	because they're going through the walls
7355s	over here so I just need to make sure
7357s	that I've got something just in case you
7359s	see they're all coming through the
7360s	parade is here just passing through
7363s	don't you worry I've got it okay
7367s	[Music]
7375s	okay
7377s	um great you get up on the wall you guys
7380s	move around on the wall and then the
7383s	rest of you we're gonna need some more
7385s	houses because this Army is not it we
7387s	need more oh they uh okay so now I'm I
7391s	think they're counting right now because
7392s	the hand cannons should do well against
7395s	my infantry because I have like heavy
7397s	infantry so
7399s	we'll see all right well I'm here
7402s	where's the rest of uh all right I don't
7405s	know if can we ping I don't know if we
7406s	can ping
7408s	um but push to their base yeah and we'll
7410s	just overwhelm them okay all right we're
7413s	going now I've just got the other sacred
7415s	site as well so if they did want to go
7416s	for that Victory they need to go through
7417s	the both of us at least okay here we go
7420s	my Army's getting a little bit
7423s	withered
7427s	okay you with me all right this is big
7430s	this is this is kind of our moment
7431s	because if we wipe this guy
7434s	then if we can make it a wonderful well
7435s	then it makes it a little bit easier on
7436s	you doesn't it
7438s	oh and you have the trabs too yeah
7441s	oh wow yeah yeah yeah okay this is what
7444s	we need right and then I'm gonna send
7446s	should we send the people through to get
7447s	the other people or just work on another
7448s	building
7449s	um I feel like just hold your side and
7452s	then we just push everything over here
7454s	sweet really try to just devastate them
7463s	all right you look great job next
7466s	building
7467s	we want this one
7469s	[Music]
7473s	oh that's their landmark
7475s	I destroy the landmark in the other one
7477s	yeah
7479s	let's keep that tread line moving and
7481s	we're in a good spot
7483s	there on the next building now okay
7484s	they're about to finish that you need
7486s	wood I have a ton of wood
7492s	you guys change that direction go for
7495s	the barracks
7503s	all right we don't have a lot of armies
7504s	fighting us at the moment here so we can
7507s	just keep going for it the big thing is
7508s	just making sure I might even move back
7510s	so I don't get hit with arrows yeah I'm
7512s	gonna see if I can just pick off around
7514s	the edge we just play off our Siege line
7518s	because the main thing is just keeping
7520s	this if you want to come there's this
7521s	Siege Workshop up here there's a couple
7523s	of them I think we should destroy these
7524s	and that'll slow them down a bit okay
7531s	don't forget to kill the people guys
7532s	don't just let them stab at you
7536s	that's it keep going very good
7541s	then we work on the building excellent
7543s	you guys have finished destroying that
7545s	okay cool so now we can move you in a
7546s	little bit
7547s	all right this is actually good because
7550s	we're kind of this is great so far
7553s	a slow start but we did it right I'm
7556s	hitting the town center now
7559s	full Siege on the Town Center yep how is
7562s	my town back home these guys are awesome
7565s	right that's one Siege Workshop down
7567s	let's go for the other
7569s	so they have a town center over here if
7571s	you look on the far right of the map the
7574s	uh Town Center that gold oh yeah okay
7578s	all right Town Center's nearly down
7581s	about halfway
7583s	okay so I'm going to go through there's
7585s	military ballots and there's um there's
7587s	three like religious things back here I
7590s	don't know what they're called okay
7592s	and then honestly we just want to go
7594s	right through and get the other person
7596s	yeah I'm Gonna Keep start um we need
7598s	more Siege back here just in case
7601s	so I'm gonna start building that as I've
7603s	slacked just a little on the siege so
7605s	I'm just gonna spam a ton of buttons
7606s	together okay that town centers Lily
7609s	down
7622s	building a market for gold
7627s	that might be a good idea
7630s	uh Dome of Faith yeah we gotta roast
7634s	those
7635s	don't worry we're done all them next
7638s	oh they're repairing it they're trying
7640s	to repair it
7641s	the Town Center yeah I'll just go oh
7644s	dang I think did I change the directions
7649s	done I love it oh I lost a contingency
7654s	let me get that house of learning next
7661s	this Siege push is huge we've got more
7664s	back home as well
7675s	I could yeah it wouldn't really make
7677s	sense
7682s	okay two of my I've only got two seeds
7685s	left now actually
7686s	uh so I'm gonna see the ones I've got oh
7689s	yeah my numbers are thinning I'm pulling
7691s	back to the siege um should we go back
7693s	to that first bit on like the line on
7695s	the edge of your towel let's just oh
7697s	let's hold it the treb line yeah okay
7699s	I'm gonna send them around and then I'll
7701s	glue them all up together
7703s	and then I'm safe down here they're not
7705s	going for this other side at all okay
7707s	and then just make another oh yeah that
7710s	Army will be huge when that arrives yeah
7712s	and I'm just gonna try to keep the trebs
7714s	alive yep
7717s	oh yeah
7722s	we should see they've got loads of um
7723s	next age stuff that we could try and
7725s	take out
7727s	shooter come on babies
7731s	okay if you were able to use some uh
7733s	let's say use your troops to try and
7735s	save those uh Siege but they're gone
7740s	okay all right let me pull back then let
7742s	me pull back all right my next dudes are
7744s	just about to get into place I let me
7747s	get some but I can wait on the outside
7749s	of town because I've got to wait for my
7750s	Siege weapons there's no point pushing
7752s	unless we've got that I mean there's
7753s	only a couple at the moment as well
7757s	I can also try to get some Siege going
7758s	mm-hmm
7761s	thank you chat I do believe we can do
7764s	this
7765s	wait that was a really really good fish
7766s	I think it was a great idea for me to
7768s	bring the siege around this way might as
7770s	well Attack One sieve together right yep
7772s	because then they'll they'll struggle
7774s	against and I'll just
7777s	oh my God I have so much I need to sell
7779s	this wood if that's
7781s	okay oh I'm about to be so rich oh my
7784s	God
7786s	wait uh
7789s	let's just gather Wood please oh my god
7792s	oh oh oh oh oh
7794s	[Music]
7796s	I'm Caked Up
7798s	and bricked Up it's lit
7801s	I've I have over 4 000 gold
7805s	I'm a man of great wealth and power
7807s	everyone else chill chill
7810s	right do you want another push what's
7814s	these units here let me get some Siege
7816s	let me get some Siege out okay
7818s	I'll tell you what though I'm gonna have
7820s	to go up because that needs destroying
7821s	there's a bombard that's uh having a bit
7823s	of a field day with us uh okay this one
7827s	just up here can see if you can help me
7828s	get rid of it
7829s	I'm gonna make trebuchets
7831s	okay okay we're the bombards all right
7834s	don't worry about it babes I've sawed it
7838s	okay so let's everyone just stay hot
7840s	there
7841s	I'm also cute to where neither of us
7844s	have reached the next page
7849s	oh they've got a sneaky little thing on
7851s	the side what if we go
7854s	maybe uh should we go kill that which
7858s	one sorry see on the right side they
7860s	have this sneaky little Eco we could
7861s	kind of kill that quickly
7863s	um yeah because there's actually a lot
7865s	over there do you want to just take
7867s	everything that we've got here and go
7868s	let's just do that okay because my all
7871s	my armies going to the front so at the
7873s	very least we can hold it okay
7875s	so we're just going to basically sweep
7878s	around the outside yes yeah
7879s	all right I'll meet you on that um the
7881s	mining camp that you're destroying at
7882s	the moment before
7885s	in fact let's see if I can just buy food
7887s	that could actually
7890s	I've got three and a half thousand food
7891s	at the moment if you want me to send you
7892s	some yeah could I actually you should
7894s	you should go Imperial age then yeah and
7896s	then oh no I am I am building the next
7898s	one at the moment oh could I get some
7899s	then yeah how much do you want uh a
7902s	thousand or something yes
7907s	hey all right
7910s	yes I'm about a third of the way about a
7912s	quarter of the way building okay so I
7914s	have I'll just start trapping that in
7917s	that town center there yep
7921s	there are oh okay so on the front
7926s	there's like elephants which just come
7928s	through but they're not right to set up
7931s	the siege weapon
7936s	I think it's a great idea we will
7939s	actually need reinforcements careful
7941s	about your tread on the front line
7943s	I want to go put you over here to come
7947s	over this way
7955s	and just about to hit the next stage
7965s	okay cool we roasted them though yeah
7967s	and then let's just follow them up yeah
7969s	let's just sweep I mean at this point we
7972s	may not have to attack the other town we
7974s	could sweep all the way up this wall and
7976s	just go get that sacred sight and just
7978s	have that victory
7980s	um
7983s	I'm just gonna go full against Mountain
7986s	yep and I think that'll be good because
7989s	then I can still go see their uh their
7991s	elephants with no problem
7993s	all right the elephants are starting to
7995s	pick you up but um this dudes have just
7998s	called them
7999s	okay we got another
8001s	um
8006s	all right my dudes are on it we got it
8009s	all right
8014s	do you have any religious units if we
8017s	want to go for the sacred site no I
8019s	haven't I haven't met I can start making
8020s	some monks if you want okay oh let me
8023s	know I'm gonna put a bunch of barracks
8025s	on the front
8029s	yeah that's great
8036s	[Music]
8038s	and then you've also got some trebs on
8041s	the front yep I got trebs on the way
8043s	give me lots more
8050s	I think I think this comeback has been
8052s	yes was it it was I was if you were like
8055s	yeah let's
8057s	I kind of I kind of threw it out to you
8059s	like hey should we should we wrap it up
8061s	[Music]
8062s	you know and I'm glad that's that's the
8066s	way it went I am going up to that sacred
8067s	site though
8069s	I mean
8071s	let's joint decision actually do you
8073s	want to hit the sacred site or do you
8074s	want to completely decimate sound yeah
8076s	just keep we might have to push their
8078s	ego though but we could push like their
8080s	that religious part of their ego
8084s	foreign
8085s	this is one of the comebacks
8088s	honestly of all The Comebacks I've ever
8091s	done this is one of them all right I'm
8093s	actually I could probably go through
8094s	these religious sites now
8096s	on the right corner for it let's do it
8100s	yeah why not let's get him
8114s	they're kind of beating me there a
8116s	little bit
8125s	okay here we go we are full scale on the
8130s	religious side okay cool
8133s	uh I need to get Imperial age
8140s	if you think my Army is
8143s	like do you have food you have like a
8145s	thousand Foods
8149s	I've sent you 3 000 food at this point
8152s	you you owe me lunch after this show
8159s	yeah gold would be great actually
8162s	I'm willing to make an arrangement
8170s	all right next building please dudes
8175s	sweeping through
8178s	oh I tell you what there is there's a
8180s	bombards around here that I need to get
8182s	as well
8186s	nice yeah you're you're destroying
8188s	you're roasting them there I've got to
8190s	Trev up but they are not reacting to
8192s	which is great love that for me I have
8196s	36 idle villagers that's
8199s	hug you could do that fine again
8205s	um
8219s	elephant
8226s	okay that's another one down
8228s	[Applause]
8230s	oh yeah you're doing a great job over
8231s	there that's huge
8233s	[Music]
8236s	weapon just a little bit okay now back
8237s	on the Main Army okay I lost one I've
8239s	only got two Siege units left
8241s	[Music]
8243s	no I mean but if you look at how much
8245s	damage we've done with that like Dave oh
8247s	yeah we've set them back a bit huh okay
8249s	right I've only got one seed unit left
8250s	so this is now basically just
8253s	keep on keeping on I'm definitely gonna
8255s	all right I'm up building another round
8257s	yeah you go and then I will start
8258s	building the next screen I just need
8259s	upgrades now
8269s	it's good
8272s	[Music]
8276s	finally okay I can do the veteran
8279s	nice
8281s	oh
8286s	oh they're eating up that gold
8291s	villager
8295s	okay I like that there's this tiny fight
8298s	that's still trying to happen on this
8300s	wall but no no no no no
8303s	all right
8305s	um in a little bit I'm gonna have fully
8306s	upgraded dancers and they're gonna be
8309s	done though
8316s	all right
8318s	get a Trader
8320s	a traitor oh
8322s	that's a good idea of a market
8325s	I do yeah
8328s	me figuring out which Bill oh that's a
8331s	market
8336s	oh I'm destroying them now
8343s	all right I'm sending another I'm
8344s	sending another ground
8352s	eel
8354s	just keep building that wall back up do
8357s	not let them through that wall yeah as
8359s	long as you hold that wall we're in a
8361s	really good spot
8368s	I don't understand how I possibly have
8370s	this many idols
8374s	all right okay that's why
8376s	[Music]
8380s	is there any more gold in the background
8382s	there are ghosts I'm just gonna
8387s	all right forward villagers gang Siege
8389s	weapons soon I've just gone through a
8391s	round of upgrades though so they might
8393s	take a minute
8394s	I'm the IRS up in their business tolls
8397s	everywhere baby
8398s	um I'm gonna go see if I can get that
8399s	bombard for you because they all right
8401s	oh yeah that is kind of roasting me
8403s	thank you
8404s	I got it
8405s	you see we can find that scene
8411s	I'm out of a Juiced out Army
8415s	okay I'll get um I'll get some C age
8418s	there too
8420s	I think a couple trebs would be a few
8422s	trebs would be big
8424s	oh the TR oh I get it so the trader it
8428s	goes to a market that's like AI Market
8435s	really still playing the same match
8439s	weaker Gamers lesser gamers
8443s	oh I'm a trading sieve
8450s	this is unironically been an epic
8452s	comeback though it really has
8454s	because because I'd say we're in we're
8456s	in the winning position now like you're
8458s	in there slaughtering men women and
8460s	children
8462s	this is no I'm not
8464s	this is rough and the toll booths are
8467s	now getting built
8471s	okay I didn't do a great deal in there
8472s	you though I did distract them though so
8474s	you could go through you held exactly
8478s	well I feel like I held new group power
8481s	you know you grew powerful and then
8483s	destroyed everything God they do not
8485s	stop building these things wow like we
8488s	need so many Siege weapons
8490s	make sure I have all the upgrades
8495s	finishes the range okay armor the full
8498s	attack the onslaught of Siege weapons is
8502s	about to happen
8503s	um as I've finished doing all my
8504s	upgrades so I now have
8510s	ranged oh yes these guys do ranged as
8513s	well
8515s	I'm putting tolls all up in their
8516s	business it's actually pretty
8518s	disrespectful
8520s	[Music]
8522s	it's really disrespectful
8525s	all right I'm gonna see if I can get
8526s	away from that town center
8528s	one house
8536s	oh
8540s	oh I can do that
8555s	okay
8569s	oh my God
8573s	oh I'm gonna get really disrespectful
8577s	I've just had that another disrespectful
8579s	thought I'm gonna start stupidly I'm
8580s	gonna start building all of my barracks
8582s	and stables and arteries on the fight
8584s	line next to your village so they don't
8585s	have to keep running around I did see a
8587s	couple people say uh yes they're on the
8589s	way don't worry I'm doing that now
8594s	percent eight of my very finest Builders
8596s	rounds
8605s	[Music]
8611s	okay well I built do you see the
8613s	disrespect keep over here this is a
8616s	phenomenal it's my probably one of my
8617s	top 10 favorite keeps I've ever seen
8619s	yeah
8620s	I'm kind of losing my whole Army though
8622s	but that's that's fine that's totally
8624s	cool
8626s	I have I have a Siege weapon coming
8627s	through I'm gonna do it and I'm gonna do
8629s	another oh I don't have the stone
8631s	I will merely keep
8635s	them
8637s	right you lot let's get to building
8639s	please we want uh Barracks
8643s	they're kind of rallying a little bit
8645s	right now
8647s	oh I also haven't been making any units
8654s	[Music]
8656s	uh
8658s	heavy armored targets too
8666s	so what are they making Elite archers
8669s	and sofas
8673s	okay I'm just I'm re-clustering my whole
8675s	Army it's gonna be juice
8687s	okay
8690s	thank you
8691s	Santa just doesn't give up
8694s	so if you want to sell wood well I'm
8697s	kind of getting all the good prices
8699s	right now actually sorry never mind
8702s	never mind
8705s	all right I'm now making an Army in your
8707s	back Garden
8714s	I might Tech into sofas now
8717s	or archers or something
8735s	for a moment
8746s	I don't know they the thing is they are
8748s	actually like they're really good at
8750s	just rebuilding and getting on top
8752s	and I've not gone any further in this
8755s	fog of water actually see how far back
8757s	this goes but their front line they're
8759s	keeping it
8770s	oh sofas yeah I should I'm gonna make
8772s	sofas I like how they're called sofas
8778s	you shouldn't sleep on them
8781s	it's not a bed very very good
8785s	thank you
8797s	I destroyed their Landmark Town Center
8800s	is oh it's almost I thought we've killed
8803s	it ten times
8805s	rebuilding it yeah maybe
8807s	even focus on it because they really how
8809s	many times we need to teach you this
8811s	lesson old man I'm gonna go see if I can
8813s	get rid of the um House of learning next
8814s	to it
8824s	we can really see how far this pit opens
8826s	up
8830s	all right I'm taking into sofas I'm I'm
8833s	learning imported armor
8836s	I'm importing armor
8838s	that's that's still going on this town
8840s	center it's so funny
8841s	[Music]
8843s	stop it leave it alone
8845s	I think he's building Farms
8850s	oh your arm is great
8856s	destroyed Landmark fully repaired wait
8858s	can I repair their landmark and make it
8860s	mine no way I mean I wait I've got
8864s	workers around here
8865s	that would be
8867s	surely not I don't remember that would
8869s	be so disrespectful
8872s	right house of learning is gone
8875s	so when basically we're moving up now
8879s	we've got that line
8881s	we're getting a madrasa
8883s	that's a really good idea freak guy well
8885s	and you should create some Scouts and
8887s	send them up to that sacred sites if
8888s	that's not being held we might be able
8890s	to oh we could yoink it yeah just while
8892s	we're doing this yeah yeah yeah all
8894s	right
8896s	essentially I'm sending sofas
8900s	these are no mere Scouts their armor is
8903s	Broad and strong
8912s	because they're all just sat here ready
8913s	to send more boys up I love it yeah Dave
8916s	plays de with controller against rank
8918s	players he's like 1400 ELO or something
8921s	so now there will be a lot of controller
8923s	games
8926s	I'm so happy I can talk about those
8928s	announcements I know so we found out
8930s	about them a couple of days ago oh I
8932s	desperately want the world to know
8939s	I respect you for focusing on farms but
8942s	there are much better buildings
8946s	oh
8954s	oh um back here
8971s	I'm just destroying a lot of these
8973s	things
8977s	[Music]
8986s	foreign
8999s	but I have a fat Army
9007s	all right
9010s	let me move the tread line up again
9013s	yeah I've just moved mine up as well
9015s	actually I'm just gonna like park it
9017s	right in the middle of everything and
9019s	they'll just because we have enough Army
9020s	here that we just pulled out
9025s	all right where are the sofas all right
9027s	sofas are off to the holy site
9033s	me and the boys are on a crusade
9048s	I need so much gold where's my market
9050s	let's buy gold I've got now suddenly 13
9053s	000 wood
9054s	sell the wood
9056s	s
9058s	eat
9061s	all right let's make sure
9064s	it's got some upgrades just keep getting
9066s	more wood actually if that's what seems
9068s	to be driving my economy at the moment
9069s	your wood yeah I had like 13 000 or
9073s	something oh I you can sell it it's only
9075s	16 gold but like you know it means I can
9079s	build more Siege so yeah it's worth it
9084s	okay
9089s	okay
9095s	do you think into the other town in a
9098s	moment
9099s	so it's how far you want to push this
9100s	are we just going to keep running
9101s	through uh I think we just
9104s	I think I also sent the sofas up north
9107s	and I'm kind of just destroying
9109s	stuff
9115s	just love every time I come to the side
9117s	there's just a new spill of of this Army
9119s	it's great
9121s	oh my God look at my contingent of sofas
9124s	an army of sofas approaches okay
9127s	um chats had a really good idea how much
9129s	Stone
9132s	to wonder in the town my town which is
9134s	like not being touched but I need
9136s	another 3 000 Stone and basically six
9140s	thousand gold
9141s	do you have any of those materials I
9143s	missed that what was that do you have
9144s	any stone or gold you can send me and I
9146s	could try and start I don't have much
9148s	Stone ah okay I'll send you 700 gold
9151s	okay that's a good start because then
9153s	yeah maybe we can just show off a little
9155s	bit and try and put a wander in oh get a
9158s	little crazy yeah really scatter them
9161s	I can't see any more gold deposits on
9163s	the map I'm gonna see if I can destroy
9165s	their what their sacred site with my
9168s	sofas nice why not that'll really annoy
9170s	him who doesn't even need to happen
9172s	because we're destroying so much else
9174s	yeah
9175s	I just go really rough Soul or maybe
9177s	I'll just go to their Village you know
9178s	what yeah I'm going to their Village
9181s	it's it's payback time I'm just
9184s	this is the classic just run in with
9187s	40 massively armored Knights and you're
9190s	just yep
9192s	nothing personal kid no I don't think
9195s	there's anything else in this main town
9196s	if you have idle villagers too
9202s	uh you can
9204s	um oh my God look at this Army
9207s	eat
9209s	everything
9212s	towers around the sacred sites and just
9215s	hold with a regular army that's a great
9216s	idea
9225s	want me to take my Siege up and like
9228s	meet you at the sacred site
9230s	do we oh should we go for the sacred
9232s	site or
9234s	my sofas are eating everything in their
9237s	base right now
9240s	feels good after I'm even gonna
9242s	slaughter their cows
9245s	oh you can't individually Slaughter the
9248s	cows you have to destroy the ranch
9251s	I'm moving in I'm helping you this is
9253s	the town that bullied me at the
9254s	beginning so this is this is
9258s	I was bullied and victimized by the
9260s	other town
9263s	discuss Channel 1v1 to keep
9266s	I'm seeing if I can find some more gold
9267s	up over in this corner that's not been
9269s	checked out
9270s	yes flea villager flea
9275s	oh okay no they've got more town over
9277s	here
9280s	in the Lamentations of the women and the
9282s	children
9287s	slaughter them all wait oh now you get
9289s	to kill the cows okay once you break the
9291s	ranch then you get to kill the cows
9295s	yeah we're not going to find more gold
9296s	up here there's just more town
9299s	well in 22 idle Villages yeah I know
9303s	I've just been deleting them as they go
9306s	no one how dare you because then there's
9308s	room for more sofas
9309s	[Laughter]
9311s	can I get an effort for every single
9314s	final villager that Wellens killed
9316s	that's killed kneadingly today I've
9318s	killed 50 Maybe
9321s	not quite that because the thing is out
9323s	of force of habit I start making new
9325s	villagers yeah and so they they're born
9329s	just to die frankly
9332s	it frees up pop space
9338s	I still have all these sofas
9342s	cows are trying to flee nearly gone
9344s	through this town though make it a meme
9353s	there's this over here in the bottom
9354s	left is that that's my sacred site down
9357s	there that I took that if they wanted to
9359s	come for it though oh no the bottom left
9360s	I guess that's just an enemy Town Center
9362s	that we saw oh oh yes yeah no I just
9364s	uncovered that okay they're not doing
9365s	anything there's no people whatsoever in
9367s	there it's uh they were the ones who
9369s	were constantly pushing on me gotcha
9370s	gotcha but uh they seem to be distracted
9374s	a lovely quiet oh companion book
9376s	giveaway
9378s	type exclamation point age of 25.
9381s	not exclamation point clean I did not
9385s	express that
9388s	the great thing is you could just go
9389s	like Army here that you're not even
9391s	telling to do anything and yet we're
9392s	still shredding they just stood watching
9395s	I'm sending oh I see that
9398s	all the sofas are going crazy over here
9402s	I'll tell you what I'm no I'm gonna do
9404s	it I'm gonna I'm gonna go check out that
9405s	sacred site because I don't think I'm
9408s	gonna get anywhere near as much gold as
9409s	I need to construct this wonder and the
9413s	only way we're going to do it is to do
9414s	this sacred site so I have a monk ready
9418s	okay so I'm gonna put this in my little
9420s	base next to you and I'm gonna start
9422s	building up a bit more
9424s	support I'm not going to go take that
9426s	staple size okay even send this baby
9428s	home I have 57 sofas nice
9434s	do you want to head up with me uh yes oh
9437s	we ride we're riding right now you're
9440s	right oh where
9441s	so I'm just oh I see the edge I'm just
9443s	basically going to destroy whatever's in
9445s	my face along the way but we are we are
9447s	on the Move okay there are more sofas on
9449s	Route
9450s	oh that is a horde look at this horde Oh
9456s	my days will end swap the cam over to
9459s	Ellen
9461s	let them ride ride Brothers
9465s	we ride
9467s	here in
9471s	I have 71 sofas
9473s	all right they have they have a keep oh
9476s	my goodness uh yeah let's get a
9478s	pre-emptive f in chat for this teeth
9482s	rip bozo
9490s	barely attacked
9491s	so much stuff here
9494s	it's just okay wait to actually do oh
9497s	wait uh they we we might need a
9499s	secondary Army because that's the kind
9501s	of losing men yeah no no
9505s	um
9506s	right okay
9508s	uh okay I I mean let's still go for it
9511s	but we do also only need to destroy two
9513s	enemy landmarks I think we just need
9515s	Siege now we just need a bunch of Siege
9517s	because that was a bit of a disaster
9520s	it was a bit of a disaster okay no good
9523s	to know good to know that actually I
9525s	think I think let's go back to the town
9527s	we've got two enemy landmarks to destroy
9529s	we're a lot closer on that than we are
9531s	of digging through all of that Malarkey
9532s	okay it was a good thought though kind
9535s	of want to get a Trev up there a treb
9538s	line and just start wailing on it
9541s	I'm shifting Focus I am I'm going back
9543s	to the other town getting the other
9545s	landmarks bombards
9548s	high damage
9551s	uh
9553s	so we're trebs or bombards better
9558s	I want to say bombs but chat I'm certain
9561s	you yeah what's the move
9565s	trebs or bombards
9570s	two more landmarks okay all right
9572s	exactly and I think these are the two
9574s	right here is it okay to say that Wellen
9577s	scares me
9579s	correct to say that Wellen is terrifying
9583s	hey once I get in war mode I just see
9586s	red I haven't oh
9589s	who the hell is hell is this why is he
9591s	dressed so finally right there's a keep
9594s	in here that we need to destroy because
9595s	it is going on for the the Lambs
9597s	bombards apparently bombards are better
9600s	oh I need more good thing I'm rich as
9603s	hell
9605s	all right I'm gonna make like eight
9607s	pounds
9609s	and when I when I say eight I mean one
9611s	because I need to sell wood now
9618s	uh Market
9625s	s
9627s	okay got a thousand gold
9630s	let's make more
9632s	I'm about to be rich as hell
9635s	I'm rich as hell
9637s	is that that keep still going okay good
9640s	I'm about to make a lot of bombards good
9643s	very nice
9647s	bombards okay trebed since I have more
9650s	time I kind of want to do bombards
9651s	though because I haven't done bombards
9653s	yet
9657s	all right love it
9658s	where are my sofas
9662s	ah this is the part of the game when
9663s	you're like ah yes you you just relish
9666s	the feelings of power
9669s	after like they bullied me I don't know
9671s	if you I mean you saw but early game I
9673s	was being pushed around a little bit I
9675s	did not appreciate not appreciated
9680s	okay here we go moving on up get that
9684s	keep down so then we're a bit safer to
9685s	destroy the other things
9688s	is it that keeps nearly is it evil to
9691s	say that I actually just want to claim
9693s	that sacred site since clearly they
9694s	value it so highly well I've we've only
9696s	got one Landmark to go so I think we're
9699s	about to hit that Victory instead okay
9707s	your little keep
9709s	foreign
9711s	oh they're screaming
9713s	oh they're lit
9715s	they're hype
9719s	once you're not finished with a keep or
9720s	maybe we'll move the next one
9723s	I'm about to eat this keep
9726s	it's just their Town said I'm just gonna
9727s	go eat the Town Center yeah oh my sweet
9729s	Wellen what
9732s	how many plus ones did you have in this
9735s	Army
9739s	oh
9742s	it crumbles
9744s	sofas ride
9745s	all right do we know where this other
9747s	landmark is we won't take this sitting
9749s	down on the sofas oh my God they're
9752s	massacring oh my oh in all my days
9764s	you guys throw your things faster thank
9767s	you where's their Landmark which
9768s	Landmark are you talking um I don't know
9770s	I'm just gonna destroy everything I
9771s	can't quite remember oh no that sounds
9773s	like this one this Quarry it might be
9774s	this Quarry
9776s	which one this man's Safari here
9780s	let me destroy this absolute destruction
9784s	the g76 won that giveaway nice well
9787s	three
9788s	POG champ but I have the same do you
9791s	want to see if you can put all of your
9792s	Army on this one Quarry and we can
9795s	really just give them the middle finger
9796s	where this one here it's about half
9798s	Health at the moment
9800s	oh that's the oh yep that's their
9802s	Landmark I remember
9805s	I'll send in the sofas don't worry bring
9808s	everyone in I'm even gonna bring the
9811s	three extra Siege weapons I've got here
9813s	here we go
9816s	the sofas rise
9819s	I'm gonna try to encircle it
9827s	[Laughter]
9831s	oh we had chat in the first half I think
9834s	we all thought we were gonna lose that
9836s	one but no no no yeah time with it we
9840s	warmed into the mat it was all for the
9842s	cameras new Sims as well we didn't know
9845s	what we were doing just for a hot minute
9846s	but yeah thank you for sticking around
9848s	thanks to those who um gave us
9850s	instructions throughout and gave his
9852s	advice obviously in one of my 22 idle
9854s	fills about the age Community is how
9856s	amazingly helpful you all are will the
9858s	overview be really offensive and
9860s	embarrassing and the stats or no I've um
9863s	it'll look like we got beat up at first
9864s	let's look at the time which one are you
9866s	beta or Alpha I'm bait I'm Alpha you're
9869s	are you sure because alphabet three
9871s	sigma grind set all right okay you
9874s	smashed it so so good
9878s	um right one of the things we haven't
9880s	giving away a few you know I'm
9881s	throughout the stream is this book by
9882s	the way I'm just can I just rip into
9884s	this with my teeth I'm going into the
9887s	book chat I've written the book on how
9889s	to play this game and now I'm going into
9890s	said book it's brand new because they've
9892s	just written it about our epic epic
9894s	empires of Ages and stuff here you go
9896s	dude
9899s	great straight off the bat texture 10
9901s	out of 10 big fan oh
9905s	oh this is great I'm gonna see if I can
9907s	have my own let me see if I can make
9908s	this my Capital so you can see it
9912s	[Music]
9917s	this is some meaty textbook fresh spook
9921s	smell absolutely monkey this book smells
9923s	phenomenal I'm gonna go to this page
9925s	here what's this
9927s	so giveaway's life of this book right
9929s	now by the way chat well I talk to you
9931s	about the blacksmith it tells you so
9933s	much about it all the different
9935s	Technologies oh my goodness is it
9937s	historical as well does it have
9938s	historical info I don't know
9942s	I mean it looks like it might do oh look
9945s	it tells you all the different like
9946s	concept artwork for some of the
9949s	buildings as well this is cool yeah can
9952s	I have one
9953s	winner is me well that's so cool
9958s	giveaway's clothes I have this one sorry
9961s	no it's not keep going chat this is
9963s	really really cool I like this let's see
9965s	if there is like a context at the
9966s	beginning and I can tell you exactly
9968s	what is throughout the book it's the
9969s	official companion book
9972s	which is cool there's a nice forward so
9975s	age of Esports Age of Enlightenment
9977s	technology overview cultural enrichment
9980s	on each of the different groups
9981s	instruments of war about each of the
9983s	different units in there building
9984s	history tells you about the different
9986s	technology defensive buildings different
9988s	landmarks across all the civilizations a
9991s	walk through history of the Normans 100
9993s	Years War Mongol Empire rise of Moscow
9996s	and also behind the scenes so making of
9998s	the Hands-On history films and some of
10000s	the art of Craig Mullins let's go to
10002s	that 404 not found
10005s	[Music]
10011s	nice next page right here we go there
10014s	you go look at this oh my goodness me
10018s	that's so cool right we'll keep going if
10022s	you want to enter the giveaway for this
10024s	we're gonna take just a very very quick
10026s	break and I'm gonna run away with a book
10029s	actually and I'm going to leave you on
10031s	your Todd as I believe you Herald the
10033s	next part of the stream give him as much
10036s	love as possible because while I'm going
10037s	to be taking on Age Two which is both of
10039s	our babies hopefully he knows a few more
10042s	of the buttons and he knows how to do
10044s	this a little bit better but you've been
10045s	wonderful thank you for having me chat
10047s	thank you for leading me to a victory as
10049s	well well then oh it was you all the way
10051s	and could we all say goodbye to Charlie
10053s	thank you so much thank you I've got a
10055s	plane to catch see folks bye good luck
10058s	with the giveaways we'll see you in a
10059s	bit bye bye bye bye
10071s	thank you
10074s	[Music]
10080s	thank you
10082s	[Music]
10113s	foreign
10113s	[Music]
10144s	foreign
10146s	[Music]
10186s	thank you
10192s	[Music]
10218s	[Music]
10220s	thank you
10222s	[Music]
10246s	foreign
10268s	[Music]
10284s	[Music]
10290s	thank you
10291s	[Music]
10322s	foreign
10326s	[Music]
10354s	foreign
10356s	[Music]
10363s	[Music]
10386s	foreign
10395s	[Music]
10411s	ERS welcome back I'm now in the hot seat
10416s	uh and we are on some Age Two now and I
10419s	actually just queued for a 1v1 this is
10421s	online so we're with a random person
10424s	right now it's actually TR it's actually
10426s	a little sneaky because this mean means
10427s	that none of you could cue snipe me and
10429s	try to try to lose because I'm gonna uh
10432s	hopefully emerge Victorious uh because
10434s	this is a fresh account so I don't
10435s	really know whether we're gonna get
10436s	someone who's really good what's up
10438s	zeechum poo sword hey Becca how's it
10442s	going
10442s	why are you spamming it said you need to
10445s	type it once all right okay I'm in I I
10447s	got here early so that I could set up
10450s	all my hotkeys in Age Two like I might
10454s	have been out a little bit out of my
10455s	element in age four but trust me this is
10457s	when the real Chad gaming begins
10460s	all right Chris The Farmer Boy and I'm
10462s	the Incas
10465s	all right
10466s	versus the hindustanis
10470s	what am I gonna do okay oh no
10477s	okay
10478s	Gamers my um my mouse
10482s	is a little
10484s	uh
10488s	oh but man this is this is home
10492s	all right let me turn down the volume a
10494s	touch
10495s	oh baby oh baby
10499s	time to get a new account
10502s	I know this game Yep this is
10508s	I've played this game since I was a
10510s	weird lad
10513s	so look at me luring deer you know
10518s	this is how this is how we gain
10522s	the level of gaming you can come to
10525s	expect
10528s	so we're gonna go kill this deer
10531s	brutally murdered let's go that's pretty
10534s	pug
10535s	and uh
10538s	and we got Arena so like Arena's safe
10541s	speed clicking right are you seeing this
10544s	Al-Anon like here in age four I was I
10548s	was I was a little fish out of water but
10550s	you know what it's good to get out of
10551s	your comfort zone and listen guys that
10553s	come back though
10555s	yeah
10557s	should I just do like a fast Castle or
10560s	should I do something spicy folks what
10562s	should I do
10563s	I'm like I might just I might play this
10566s	one like real conventionally
10572s	this fella is a gamer
10575s	we do a little gaming from time to time
10580s	that assertion is correct
10584s	oh my God I was I like teased my friends
10588s	a little bit I was like oh man I've got
10590s	I've got some announcements I know some
10593s	stuff and then I didn't tell any of them
10596s	it was probably a little bright little
10598s	cheeky even telling them that I had
10600s	announcements that I couldn't tell them
10602s	it was definitely uh
10606s	oh and the pros dug my chat chat Channel
10619s	no no no no no no no no no no no no
10622s	my Garrison hotkey is not no
10628s	oh
10629s	okay okay
10633s	sick sorry
10636s	I need a Garrison hotkey folks
10639s	it was bad I lost a brave woman okay how
10644s	Garrison tea
10646s	oh and then stop okay oh no
10651s	you okay
10652s	uh that okay
10655s	looks good
10659s	poggers what a nice guy
10662s	says NP let me know when ready
10666s	okay I'm ready
10669s	smile
10670s	smile
10672s	all right
10673s	14.
10679s	okay all right things are going good
10681s	folks we're up good
10684s	all right that was a bit of a disaster
10687s	it was a bit of a disaster
10690s	but it's only one woman
10693s	one humble villager
10698s	oh no
10702s	oh no do I better lose another wait hold
10705s	hold hold hold hold
10708s	beautiful oh oh no no no no no no no
10713s	saved
10716s	come on
10720s	love it I'm that guy I'm that guy for
10724s	real
10725s	wait how is oh wait
10728s	sorry
10730s	my I need an excuse my cat barfed
10734s	okay
10736s	uh
10739s	uh gear ungarrison is also G
10743s	but that's fine if they Clash
10746s	because then it's ungarrison
10749s	this is an older game right it's Age of
10751s	Empires 2 Definitive Edition
10754s	okay I cleaned it up
10757s	uh like I've been in all caps the whole
10760s	time
10761s	uh start the game already okay will this
10765s	work now gotta touch you love it all
10768s	right
10769s	foreign
10795s	[Music]
10802s	okay things are going good good all
10806s	right let's go scouting
10809s	all right I don't know if this is like
10811s	vaguely coping but his high score
10815s	actually makes me feel better because it
10818s	means that he probably didn't lure deer
10820s	you know what I'm saying
10823s	and that's why it's because he's been
10825s	exploring so it's kind of like
10829s	you know like okay dude
10831s	you don't have deer I'm ahead
10836s	okay we will continue eating the sheeps
10840s	I have eight bills cued so we're gonna
10842s	go up at like 24 bills
10845s	very classic fast Castle build
10850s	Inca's op what should I do with Incas if
10853s	you guys are in my position what would
10854s	you do
10856s	chat I need you to hit me with those
10859s	high IQ
10861s	gaming thoughts
10874s	all right uh let's get up this juicy
10876s	back gold
10881s	um all right two more villes
10885s	maybe his cat didn't barf so he has a
10888s	higher score do something come on Finn
10890s	that's unhelpful what the heck okay they
10894s	go do that and then I will have two on
10898s	Gold All right we are going to the
10900s	feudal age
10902s	this is pug
10905s	things are looking good
10907s	you know
10909s	nothing's gone terribly wrong
10911s	oh maybe I should have gone up one
10913s	villager earlier because technically I'm
10916s	actually down Aville right now
10918s	uh oh I need to get more on
10922s	let's do that
10927s	oh they straight up killed the llama and
10930s	didn't need it
10932s	kind of messed up but that's okay
10937s	any Age of Mythology retold not yet not
10940s	on this stream I don't know the timing
10942s	with that but isn't that an exciting
10944s	announcement that's the one like you
10946s	know everyone some people were like
10948s	console console console we were on
10950s	mobile but Age of Mythology was the one
10953s	that I was like hey they're not ready
10955s	for this one and I saw a lot of people
10957s	saying it in chat too so I'm very happy
10960s	that that um you know I was able to
10963s	share that with all you guys that's kind
10964s	of the dream you know what I mean as
10966s	someone who's loved the game for a long
10967s	time it's like I get to share that with
10969s	you that's big business
10972s	llama meat what does a llama taste like
10974s	I feel like a llamas this is the thing
10978s	all the meats that people eat most of
10980s	the time there's a reason we eat those
10982s	it's because they're tasty whereas like
10984s	the idea of eating a bison or something
10986s	is kind of fun it's like there's a
10987s	reason we have towels enough bison you
10990s	know you know what I'm saying oh no
10993s	no no no
10994s	my market hot no no
10998s	no
11002s	okay oh
11004s	okay the thing is my keyboard's a little
11007s	bit
11009s	okay it's fine
11014s	uh
11021s	well Gamers we're gonna have some codes
11024s	for you uh that are gonna be flashing up
11027s	on the screen I believe and
11029s	they're gonna show
11034s	five more wood bro
11036s	S
11037s	I think they're gonna be some game codes
11040s	I believe
11046s	okay it'll be three months of PC game
11048s	pass on these codes be Swift as the fox
11051s	cunning is the Hound my gamers
11064s	oh baby we're going to the castle age
11070s	cheat codes POG let's go
11073s	okay now
11078s	everyone Focus up what we're about to do
11081s	is get three town centers and boom we're
11084s	about to go crazy
11088s	um okay they're all gonna go uh this
11090s	Woodline
11092s	oh no okay some of my hotkeys aren't
11095s	working but that's totally fine smile
11100s	Windows XP getting the excuses ready
11104s	that's not what this is about I'm about
11106s	to game at a very high level
11109s	why is this score so high what is that
11111s	all about what is bro doing he knows
11114s	something I don't know
11117s	I might just like turtle
11125s	uh I'm just gonna put I'm gonna plop
11127s	those two TC's I'm gonna put one right
11129s	here and I'm gonna put the other right
11130s	here
11133s	how's that sound for a plan hi hello
11135s	Legend on live 300. how's it going
11140s	where are these Idols oh dude there's
11143s	been idle for so long
11145s	that's actually unironically a disaster
11154s	oh no oh no see now they're okay
11158s	[Music]
11164s	so boom
11166s	sayarichi
11168s	[Music]
11170s	oh I'm actually like a little down let's
11172s	just buy some
11175s	all right
11177s	we're doing great how's everybody
11180s	feeling how are you guys doing today
11183s	these villagers are idle they're lazy
11186s	and I won't stand for it
11190s	code's all gone
11193s	aimers be swift they see those codes
11195s	their fingers start flying
11197s	foreign
11203s	I don't think he's going forward also
11206s	he's not in the castle age yet
11208s	what's that all about
11210s	bro is behind
11214s	guys should I make a cool army what
11216s	should I do
11217s	should I go arboest
11219s	is that dumb I do get full arbs
11223s	would that be fun
11225s	The Archers
11227s	Richie
11232s	Richie
11234s	the clothes were redeemed I would gather
11236s	relics true oh genius genius why did I
11242s	not think of this how could I have been
11243s	so misguided
11245s	so foolish
11248s	to overlook such a thing all right let's
11250s	get a monastery now
11260s	I'm feeling I'm feeling good
11262s	frankly I'm feeling good right now
11267s	is that bully then I'm like ah yes
11270s	victory
11274s	Victory well what if he's planning
11277s	something
11279s	she's got something in his back pocket
11281s	that I don't know about
11285s	it now I'm alarm
11289s	there's more Gamers I apparently there's
11292s	more codes
11294s	I have it on good account but there will
11297s	be more codes arriving soon
11300s	I believe
11301s	is he holding up for a feudal push
11303s	honestly I could kind of Outlast a
11305s	feudal push
11308s	bro is just he has resigned to remaining
11311s	in the feudal age
11315s	honestly the feudal age in real life was
11318s	not that hard
11319s	unless you were a like a lord or
11322s	something
11324s	if you were a peasant
11327s	could do with it without it
11329s	how much you wide
11334s	if you guys could live at any historical
11336s	time when would it be
11340s	you can be as you can be as rich as you
11342s	want in that time
11346s	I thought it would be kind of cool to be
11347s	like
11348s	uh a Roman a Roman senator
11352s	okay now he's in the castle age
11355s	welcome to the castle age
11366s	medieval oh he swapped to AOE to his
11369s	specialty he knows Chris Romero knows
11372s	the power and skill that I possess when
11375s	it comes to this game
11376s	it is readily apparent to him
11379s	oh uh Monastery oh I don't have gold all
11382s	right no Loom no Loom cancel the loom
11386s	get that Relic
11389s	all right uh
11397s	oh guys isn't Oh I thought that farm was
11400s	gonna fit there
11401s	I'm so sad
11405s	oh God I have a Juiced ass Eco and bro's
11410s	not gonna know and hit him
11415s	all right I'm gonna chill
11418s	forward to the devastation I'm about to
11420s	cause
11422s	uh okay I need wood now oh
11430s	building all in on the food okay this is
11433s	I don't know how hot of a take this is
11435s	but if you have a good food Eco
11437s	everything else follows
11443s	okay
11444s	oh man I wish a farm could fit there it
11448s	would be the perfect one that's a pretty
11449s	good one in all parents
11451s	the perfect Farm
11453s	all right I'm probably gonna get it just
11456s	Castle down soonish
11458s	uh and then we'll just
11461s	probably defensive Castle
11463s	and then we go
11467s	should I do the Forbidden one villager
11469s	Castle I would have forbidden to the
11471s	original Castle
11474s	um
11475s	okay so now the next question is
11480s	what do you want to make
11487s	um
11489s	villagers affected by
11492s	I could go Eagles what Civ is he
11494s	hindustanis I kind of
11498s	I think Archer's Pikeman
11508s	Archer's Pikeman what do you what do you
11510s	Gamers think of that
11514s	okay let's actually sell a little food
11516s	oh wait no what if bro is going for like
11520s	a fast Imperial play
11523s	that would actually be a disaster
11529s	oh where's my monk
11532s	did he did he died
11537s	bro died
11539s	all right
11541s	why can I not go up oh the Castle's not
11544s	done all right
11545s	that's enough of that
11549s	Imperial age Scouts Pikes and Slingers
11553s	bro that don't go archers against
11555s	hindustanis okay
11559s	um Scouts bro I'm the anchors
11562s	and it's arena
11564s	I'm sorry that was
11567s	I don't mean to be rude but that's
11568s	suggestion ain't it boss
11573s	all right I won't go archers
11576s	let's just do eagles
11578s	Pikes Siege Eagles Pike Siege there I
11581s	said it I said it or just Pike Siege but
11586s	what if he goes
11588s	see the thing is if I do that he could
11590s	go hand cannons but if he goes hand
11593s	cannons
11594s	kunanga
11596s	sayarichi
11598s	champ kamayuks
11600s	[Music]
11602s	let's do kamayuks I like that idea
11606s	I like it
11608s	God oh no okay good uh let's do that
11613s	no
11617s	gun
11620s	[Music]
11622s	that's outrageous
11626s	all right
11628s	all right buddy you will I will revisit
11632s	this pain upon you tenfold
11635s	fool
11636s	you should never have stood against me
11640s	all right let's have more than one bill
11642s	making
11646s	the pikes
11647s	trebs
11649s	and then we'll figure out what he's
11650s	doing and I'll figure it out from there
11652s	I think if I just hit him with Pikes and
11654s	trebs he's gonna surprise Pikachu and
11656s	I'm just gonna walk away with this one
11657s	folks
11659s	that's the dream at least
11665s	all right there we go
11670s	oh bro look at these boys
11673s	yeah come get me now buddy all right
11675s	treb's coming out coming out hot
11679s	and if he's going archers he wouldn't go
11681s	archers
11689s	yeah buddy yo
11692s	well oh look who wanted to take my Relic
11696s	that's very nice of you buddy
11699s	I will take great pleasure in
11701s	slaughtering you well done man
11704s	excellent battle
11707s	all right let's start trembing this
11709s	all right sorry everybody that was
11712s	a little that was a little excessive
11715s	when he killed my monk I got a little
11717s	heated I'll admit it
11719s	it was out of line
11725s	let's save you play yeah we're doing the
11726s	Incas right now
11729s	all right
11730s	oh well look who he's trying to take
11733s	these relics
11735s	oh get him get him brother
11738s	get him brother yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
11741s	[Music]
11743s	yeah buddy
11745s	yeah all right let's just get these bad
11747s	boys
11753s	I have too many Villas cute that ain't
11756s	the play my boy
11758s	all right forward Ville Let's Roll
11763s	okay let's do this
11772s	oh
11774s	I feel like I'm pretty no oh what
11778s	a naughty little man
11779s	who does he think he is foreign
11792s	I kind of want to go Eagles
11794s	I'm gonna just I'm gonna like start
11796s	cueing it
11798s	or I could go champion
11803s	bro what do you think you're what do you
11804s	think you're playing at here my boy
11807s	say an amateur hour buddy this is
11810s	serious all right Castle now let's move
11812s	up
11814s	let's move up folks
11818s	this
11820s	oh we're housed
11822s	deeply awkward
11826s	yeah okay so is he going archers now is
11829s	that what he's gonna do in response
11831s	because I will do eagles then
11836s	let's just
11838s	all right we got we got codes folks
11841s	we got codes get your little gamer
11844s	fingers ready
11846s	activate
11850s	look at this guy look from the nerve the
11853s	audacity watch I'm gonna cut off his
11855s	Escape
11858s	nice try buddy
11861s	nice try better luck next Christmas
11867s	oh I'm housed again
11871s	all right more giveaways three month
11873s	Game Pass everybody
11878s	should I go Champion as a prank
11882s	I'm doing it
11897s	I sense oh he's okay so he is trying to
11899s	do it he's gone hand cannons but it's
11901s	too late my brother
11903s	it's too late the hour grows late
11906s	foreign
11909s	I've made like seven Lord of the Rings
11911s	references this stream
11915s	all right long swordsman
11918s	get in there oh
11924s	bro left his career unguarded you're
11927s	gonna go hit it from the back folks
11930s	this is this is over this is over folks
11933s	but I'm I'm destroying
11936s	his village killing his peaceful
11939s	villagers
11945s	all right let's go eat
11950s	eat
11952s	all right let's get that
11956s	ride I have 4 000 wood
11971s	I'm gonna go Champion next
11978s	I kind of need more Mills
11985s	GG will play
11990s	I'm
11991s	I wasn't even looking at him when I won
11994s	is that disrespectful that I was just
11996s	like building Farms as I as I knew that
11999s	my men were sweeping across this town
12003s	who is wellin it's a secret
12008s	I'm a gamer
12010s	that is my title
12012s	gamer
12013s	GG
12020s	s folks we've won an Age of Empires 4
12023s	and then Age of Empires 2 spanning game
12026s	okay I have one thing
12028s	all right so
12030s	if you guys watch My Stream
12032s	you know that I occasionally do a little
12034s	brumpet action but I don't I don't know
12038s	this song that well so you'll have to
12039s	bear with me but I have to warm up a
12042s	little bit okay
12045s	[Music]
12049s	all right okay no no no okay I was
12051s	joking
12053s	[Music]
12060s	foreign
12071s	we got the baby brumpet folks all right
12073s	well what a fun stream we had a great
12076s	show for all of you and uh then we got
12078s	to do a little gaming it was great doing
12081s	that uh 2v2 with Charlie crushing the AI
12083s	our future AI overlords we're getting
12085s	one in our pocket for now and uh then we
12088s	did a little Arena action on uh Age Two
12091s	and it was so cool sharing all those
12093s	sneak peeks with you and all that cool
12095s	stuff that I got to uh share console uh
12098s	Age of Mythology
12100s	um mobile just lots of cool stuff and um
12104s	yeah the idol villagers too wasn't that
12106s	great when they played shamburger I got
12108s	really hyped but yeah I think that is it
12111s	for from all of us at Xbox Studios oh
12114s	the slow pan
12116s	goodbye everybody
12117s	goodbye this was so fun
12122s	[Music]
12155s	foreign

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