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Just a silly thing from me to all of you while taking a break from the modqueue. Get some rest, prepare your snacks and I'll see everyone in-game tomorrow!!!

Season 3: A Bedtime Poem

'Twas the night before Season 3

And everyone was hyped;

To board the dropship

And fight with all their might!

The new map has been shown,

Full of fire and ice.

What secrets does it have to offer?

You better look twice!

There's been some exclusive looks already!

For the EA Game Changers that got a rare chance

To check out Crypto and the new changes-

Their special videos gave us quite the antsy-pants!

The build-up to Season 3 has been like no other;

Full of sneaky messages from a mysterious hacker;

Crypto has finally joined the cast of Legends-

Running around with hands in his pockets - How dapper!

Now we're all just waiting

For the patch to go live.

Excitement abounds

To see what all Respawn has contrived.

While we're sitting here, refreshing impatiently;

Let's give thanks to the dev team;

The long hours and hard work have surely paid off.

All of this happiness is casting quite a gleam!

Comments pile in, saying that info is sparse

With the update headed our way so soon.

"Where are the patch notes? What about the Battle pass info?"

Remember: It will be out Oct 1, LA time - HIGH NOON!

I hope you enjoyed this silly poem floating around in my head.

Now's the time to rest up and prepare for tomorrow, Reddit lot.

Sleep well and dream of Apex when you get to bed...

I'll see you tomorrow, let's do some hot drops!

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about 5 years ago - /u/tangentiallogic - Direct link

Thank you so much for this! :D