[2021] AOC's End User License Agreement is actually great

Seriously, who came up with this:

Neither we nor our licensors or distributors shall be liable for any disruptions, delays or other omissions in any connection, data exchange or other interaction that you may experience when you use the platform or game, regardless of cause (I.E., any system failure, server access loss, or data breach resulting from any cause, including, without limitation, acts of god, nature or other causes (by way of example, but by no means a limitation of the foregoing, events such as war, embargo, disturbance in the force, hostile domination by unknown sentient or borg life forms, or any bacteria, virus, or other unknown infection or pathogen that results in any communicable disease that causes life termination and the subsequent reanimation of bodily function accompanied by limited brain activity, as well as an insatiable urge for human flesh).

Neither we nor our licensors or distributors shall be responsible for the conduct of any users or computers that connect (including those infected by the above referenced disease), exchange data, or otherwise interact with you or your computer as a result of your use of the games.

Thank you Intrepid. I had a nice laugh while procrastinating from my homework.

Sauce: https://ashesofcreation.com/terms-and-conditions