[2019] I'm now afraid of helicopters

Recently I have been playing battlefield so much that I haven't left my house since last Thursday. Today however I did leave to go to work right before I entered the office I hear a loud and continuous low buzz.

I run inside as fast as I can, I jumped behind the security desk and began to sob. My life began to flash before my eyes, my childhood, school, my parents it all went by so fast. To believe my life would be ended at the hands of a V-1 rocket, I couldn't comprehend it.

30 seconds later the buzzing began to stop, I knew it was on it descent, with moments left to live I began to say a prayer, our father who... As I was saying that my coworker Asheley walks in. She was glowing as always, nice, soft brown hair and beautiful chestnut eyes, I thought I must have died already. I always wanted to ask her out but never had the balls to do so. But now being dead, I will finally get my wish.

But then something out of the peculiar happened. Her jaw dropped when she saw me. She raced over to see what was the matter with me. She helped me from the ground and began to ask me I was okay. I quickly realized I wasn't dead and that there was no V-1 explosion. I asked her what had happened and she said nothing out of the ordinary and I followed up with what was that low buzz. She said it was just a helicopter

Not only at that moment did I realize how bad I f*cked up, I also began to smell a pungent odor, of which I quickly located its source, I had sh*t myself.