Dear DICE,
Let me start by saying, you've been playing with my heart and my virtual baby – the Anti-grenades! Ever since you snatched them away, our relationship just hasn't been the same. I see my baby hanging out with other guys now, and I'm left to spend my days with Boris, the mediocre engineer. Seriously, his Turret is more like a gentle puppy than a fierce guardian. Who's scared of a turret you can stroll up to with a mere pistol?
I've resorted to using the Turret as a motion sensor because it's all I've got left. But hey, when you're in love with a product, you take the company for better or worse, right?
But here's the kicker, you took Lassie! (a.k.a. the RANGER()) Never mess with a man's best friend, even if that particular buddy is a robot. And let me tell you, when I self-destruct my best friend, it should definitely pack a punch and deal damage to enemies nearby. That's only fair, right?
So, DICE, please take this seriously. Bring back the Anti-grenades, give Boris' Turret a makeover, and let me unleash some serious damage when I say goodbye to my beloved robot buddy. The community won't stand for it, and neither will I!
With humor and passion, A loyal but disgruntled gamer
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