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over 5 years ago - /u/Funcom_JEV - Direct link

You're heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for dragon on a... foundation? I'll admit it needs work.

over 5 years ago - /u/Funcom_JEV - Direct link

Originally posted by Nytr013

Everybody just wants my stuff. Nobody wants to know how my day was.

Poor dragon.

over 5 years ago - /u/Funcom_JEV - Direct link

Originally posted by corporalhicks42

"Gawd! SO boring, No signal.... wait a tick... who are these guys with spears? Maybe they want to talk...I could use a snack..."

"And look, they've got a dancer with them! Dinner and a show."

over 5 years ago - /u/Funcom_JEV - Direct link

Originally posted by eagleeye0108

Maybe we will just go with a classic dragon on a hot black ice roof?

That's a damn good one!

over 5 years ago - /u/Funcom_JEV - Direct link

Originally posted by faerakhasa

Listen, I would talk to the buy, but by the time I reach him I have already been attacked by literally everybody and everything except the bunnies, and I am fairly sure the bunnies are from a mod. I kill them all just in case because there is probably a Rabbit of Caerbannog variety hidden somewhere.

It's not our fault if this game's fauna is even more psychotic than Skyrim's

The rabbits are actually all docile creatures, unless the designers did something to them and didn't tell me.






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