[2022] Tweets by Orteil42 on 04 Sep

the blissful lapse of time after i upload a new test version to the appstore and it's completely out of my hands until google's automated review systems yell at me for stuff like "our bot clicked an ad in your app and judged that the buttons in the ad are too small"

app reviewed. policy violation lifted. okay. i'm going to sleep for 55 days. good night

@kcgreenn hey

i always stick to plans over a long enough period of time. this is why i must never die

feel like we've been forgetting the meaning of software. when's the last time you saw a program that was less than a megabyte. software today could crush a small child

@kcgreenn i made one as a minigame once but it was awful and broken and bad :( http://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbCl5mhXkAAo2mt.png