[2022] Tweets by Orteil42 on 06 Apr

in elden ring when u stab one of the trumpet guys mid-blow they should go "tootweeeeee-pfrghglbfglrg" just a thought

if you want monster design that looks fresh and interesting you gotta give the job to someone who doesn't know the first thing about anatomy. "oh but if i exaggerate the scapulas it's gonna look so sick-" no. stop it. ideally you ask someone who's never seen a human being before

all factory-building games are worthless if they don't let you mass-produce food. what's the point of anything if little food items aren't involved