[2021] Tweets by Orteil42 on 27 Dec

if the new web beta of Cookie Clicker isn't loading for you (ie. black screen with "this is taking longer than usual" error text) please please please open your browser console and screenshot the error messages for me! might be some js compatibility issue i overlooked

i've only seen a couple mentions of that happening with this update so i'm guessing it's from people with older browsers; Cookie Clicker tries to stick to the javascript standards that were most widespread at the time of its 2013 release ie. no string literals, no "let" etc

art software shouldn't just let you save brushes it should let you save colors too. no not like basic hex code palettes, i mean each color saves its own properties ie. fluid dynamics, innate blending modes, procedural textures, maybe little sparkles?

Disney's Magic Artist Studio (1999) was the last good paint program send tweet

@Mossworm1 thinking fondly about that one species of fairyflies that looks like it uses kiwi peels to fly and is only found on the island of Saint Helena

@Mossworm1 got excited by the delightful giant earwig pictures google was showing me before learning they're possibly extinct. i am packing my bags right this instant i wanna help search for the big lads

girl are you a properly handled ajax request because that form is validating

tweet printed out and cited 5 times at the divorce hearing