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over 1 year ago - /u/Robert_GSG - Direct link

What did you expect, Miners? A walk in the park? Want us to send you to a sunny beach instead? Maybe serve you some nice fruity drinks?

All the other mining companies gave up on Hoxxes. They ran, tails between their legs. DRG stayed, and DRG thrives. Why? Because Management brought in the dwarves. Were they mistaken?

over 1 year ago - /u/Robert_GSG - Direct link

Originally posted by Uriel-238

Wait a minute. If all the other companies gave up on Hoxxes, who the heck are the rivals with their robots?

And why are those robots not susceptible to Xynarch Charge-Suckers?

This is how I know we're genetically engineered clones programed to believe we're the same ones as the last batch you sent down to certain death...and then left there out of spite.

All those successful exfiltrations are just implanted memories. I can tell which ones are real. It's the eggs. They know.

\Makes a note to cut this one's supply of Smart Stout**