Whips out a piano.
Welcome... To Point Extraction... Have a look a round.
Seriously- get those blue rocks from walls or the ground.
We've got mountains of glyphids, some better... Some worse...
And if you do not hurry- it'll turn into a giant curse.
Welcome, to Point Extraction! What would you prefer?
Would you like to burn through bugs or be a Dwarven blur?
We've got Drillers and Gunners... Engies or Scouts...
And a bunch-a-freaking-miners-wanting-Aquarq-where-abouts...
Hehe... Welcome to Point Extraction!
Mine all through these rocks, cuz a Greybeard kindly sent you some weird glitchy box! It is crazy and glowy... He just found some moooore...
Don't act surprized, you know you like it, you Dwarf!
(I ran outta ideas for lyrics. Parody of Welcome to the Internet, by Bo Burnham.)