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  • BET-C is smart enough to distinguish dwarves from bugs and only shoot bugs
  • Bosco knows what ore looks like and how to mine it
  • MULE can walk across any terrain and hold an unlimited amount of ore
  • Mission Control has "sensors" that can pick up deposits of Morkite and Aquarqs from far away

Just saying, this entire operation would be WAY faster if it was robots from top to bottom. And no dwarves would have to die doing this EXTREMELY DEADLY job, as Mission Control loves to remind us... "Very few dwarves live to make it this far." And let's not forget about Karl. Can't leave a dwarf behind if you never bring a dwarf to begin with...

Hypothesis: DRG is a jobs program designed to be hazardous so that the galaxy's "unwanted" dwarves have somewhere highly lethal to go where they won't be missed...

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over 4 years ago - /u/Robert_GSG - Direct link

Do you have any idea what a MULE unit COSTS? You think these things are expendable??

over 4 years ago - /u/Robert_GSG - Direct link

Originally posted by Diribiri

You think these things are expendable??

Bloody seems like it, with how many of the things you lot throw down there and expect us to retrieve. Those things can phase through walls and home in on a beacon, but for some reason you have to send us overworked sods down there to pat them on the head? Smells like Beaurocracy to me.

Why are you wasting money on machines instead of building us that damn space spa we've been asking for?

There are adequate and company-approved bathing facilities aboard the Space Rig already.

over 4 years ago - /u/Robert_GSG - Direct link

Originally posted by Diribiri

A trickle of recycled sewerage water ain't "bathing", there were lumps in my last shower!

Oh so we're complaining about free protein now? Entitled dwarves...