Management continues to be flummoxed at the Dwarves' capacity for bonding with inanimate pieces of equipment. Bringing the Drilldozer's CPU core back to the Space Rig is an entirely voluntary action on the part of our employees, and not one DRG wishes to encourage through compensation.
What's worse, upon returning the damaged and useless equipment, they display it openly on the workshop floor, as if it was a prized object or a pet. Mindboggling.