[2023] SCREW YOU DEEP ROCK GALACTIC

My son started playing your game about a month ago and the bastard is out of control now. He dismantled his bed and started sleeping on the hard floor because,”Dwarfs don’t sleep in beds". He's put up a f*cking bar in his room and he's locked in there for hours doing shots with “Lloyd”. The other day I got up at 4 to take a piss and I heard him yelling, "killing bugs and hauling minerals, dwarf life in a nutshell". WTF. He's never worked a day in his f*cking life. The other day during dinnner he asked his mother for a sandwich and oily oafs and she said f*ck no. He just shook his head with such disappointment and left his food to go do more shots. I mean he looked pissed, more pissed than the time I offered to buy him a different game. The other day he tried to make sandwich by staring at a slice of bread intently, after about a couple of hours he mumbled something about "machines besting dwarves in one regard" and left. I thought he was going to do more shots but instead he went to go assault our local grocery store’s lobster enclosure with a makeshift pickaxe. He walks around the house with drills taped on each hand and has put at least 3 holes in each of his walls. I mean the motherf*cker is 8 and frankly it’s getting out of control. To be honest I don't feel completely safe around him. You need to f*cking fix this deep rock.