Name a more disgusting duo. We'll wait.
The Dark Lord beckons.
On September 23rd, travel East. Always East.
You crave power, something you are unable to achieve.
You are filled with poison and can summon vermin.
You should really just join us.
Your most loyal companion is a lifeless pile of bones.
You move quickly, but chase only emptiness.
You fear confrontation, so you chose a class built around ranged combat.
That and you lack any real skill.
A flail? A steed? A 6 foot shield?
It is clear you overcompensate for much.
You are too feebleminded to memorize any spells.
Your class choice is a window into your mortal soul:
Challenge Rift 209 Class: Witch Doctor 💀 Rift Guardian: Infernal Maiden 🔥
Haunt the halls of this rift as your undead pets leave no enemy standing.
Snapping our claws to these.
Mortal Shrieks (RMX) ▶️ 🔘──────── 6:66:00
Now That’s What I Call Torture, Vol. 2 ▶️ 🔘──────── 35:04:18
Rattling Chains - 10 Hour Mix ▶️ 🔘──────── 10:00:00
It's Hot Corpse Summer.
"Why does Tyrael avoid hanging out in big groups? Because he prefers just us!"
"Our favorite TikTok? Ticking down the moments until your death."
"How did the gravedigger blackmail the corpse? He had some dirt on him."
Celebrate Father's Day with Hell's favorite comedy style: the dad joke.
"Did you hear about Belial baking? He’s the Lord of Pies! (Also there are mortals in the pies.)"
What jokes do you have to offer?
The crunchy morsel is our favorite.
Head East, Nephalem.
The Diablo III 2.7.1 PTR is now live, featuring iconic Ethereals from Diablo II.
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Bring some friends to perish alongside you.
Diablo II: Resurrected is coming September 23rd.
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