[2021] Tarkov groundbreaking lore headcannon

Theory that all PMCs is f*cking clones of Terragroup and literally 2 days old at most and released to fabricated region directed by TG with curators in the face of traders. At start of the "wipe" you need to examine toilet paper, lighters and all casual things that sane person would know for sure, especially trained PMC. Your character muscles is atrophic, you cant carry more than 20 kgs of weight as middle aged man without being crippled, you can't hold the gun to compensate recoil and you never seen a gun before! Your lungs can't handle 20 meter stroll, you need 5 seconds to understand that is that thing you find in container. When you die, you get cloned with remained progress, "curators" told you that things with that you died with just get lost by you in raid. Its all just a Terragroup experiment of creating super soldiers.

Its all a joke btw