[2019] Dear CCP, put the Impoc back into player hands.

Dear CCP

I wrote to explain

I'm your biggest fan

I just wanted to ask

Can we get the Impoc back?

Write back as soon as you can

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You've made a lot of ISK

Had a lotta ISK

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lot of ISK CCP

But you ain't had all of mine

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Dear CCP

I wrote to complain

Ya never wrote me back

How could I ever feel that sweet

Impocs glorious golden armor sheet

When you treat your biggest fan like a minor deet?

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You've had a lotta ISK

Had a lotta ISK

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta ISK CCP

But you ain't had all of mine

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Dear CCP

I wrote to constrain

This letter is my last

As your biggest fan

I must demand

You give us back the Impoc

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You've had a lotta ISK

Had a lotta ISK

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta ISK CCP

But you ain't had all of mine

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P.S.

Mom and Dad this is CCP

CCP this is my mom and dad

Now show'em them Impocs

Now show'em them Impocs

P.S.

Mom and Dad this is CCP

CCP this is my mom and dad

Now show'em them Impocs

Now show'em them Impocs

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Would ya give it back for a lame parody?

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