The reason they always ignore this is because posts like this never gain traction.
If everyone who felt strongly that the physics need addressing would actually band together and upvote a single thread to the front page that would help.
And then the second stage is that if Mediatonic reply that they're "investigating" to stop being content with that bullshit excuse. They have been saying "we're investigating" about things since the launch of this game that don't get fixed. We, as a community, really need to start holding them to account more and stop settling for their complacency.
As I always say, I would never accuse them of being lazy and I am 100% sure they all work extremely hard. I just think their priorities are awful. They constantly ignore things the community feel strongly about while they're begging big streamers to be their friend.
My personal theory is that the nonsense physics are put into the game deliberately because MT want Fall Guys to be a chaotic game and skilled players are constantly being able to outsmart the chaotic and random elements, so they need to make the physics random and unpredictable to curb that.