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are you tired of playing on the same crappy pc/console and getting your ass whooped by no lifes?
did you happen to get so frustrated that ur only option was to start playing on a phone and now you cant figure your way out?
well fear no more newbie... for i am here to help.
step 1: get yourself a username, and you must make things right. here are some name formats for your generic PrO mObiLe PLaYeRs.
1:iOS
2:iOS
3:iOS YT
4:TTV.iOS
5:iOS
You must have noticed a similarity between some of the names. incase you didn't (although i doubt that), all of the usernames have "iOS" plastered on them.
As a PrO mObiLe PLaYeR you gotta show them that you are a true monster that can slay because iOS indicates that u play on an apple device, and that means u play on a phone.
step 2: use your mobile device like a goddamn pc. now that you got your account ready, its time to show everyone what ur made of, but ur mediocre mobile skills will set u back. so what you do is go to your pc setup that you will no longer use to play fortnite on, throw everything away and put ur iPad on the desk. now plug it into charging for infinite power. next you slam your router into that ethernet adapter. now you are ready to game. all you do is press play and wait. once you are queued for matchmaking, just turn on ur wireless controller and take down everyone like a next level asshole.
step 3: now u gotta brag. go to the item shop and buy the soccer skin everyone in the world has, y'know, the ''poisoned playboy". make a yt channel with your profile pic being a soccer skin whose facial expressions have been edited in paint 3d, cz anime pfps are old and now every kid is getting a fortnite pfp. next post ur 2o bOMb viKtOREE RoYaLLe, and slam in some royalty-free music". now what u do is self promote by going to any big channel related to fortnite with the words of enlightenment:
"OH MY GOD GUYS I AM A PRO MOBILE PLAYER CHECK OUT MY NEW MONTAGE ON MY CHANNEL!!!!👌."
"I AM ALSO GIFTING ITEMS TO THE NEXT 10 SUBS."
after you have said that, there are many people that will ignore, but anyone below the age of 13 is gonna come to your channel and check u out because they really do believe in giveaways.
step 4: now you have gained enough subs to start streaming, and instead of slamming in a face cam you are gonna record your hands. all you should be doing is slapping that screen in various directions to show everyone that ur actually playing. you dont need to record ur voice yet cz royalty-free music is still there to help. now, while you are playing all you need to do is crank 90s when u see a moving dot on ur screen, and die of fall damage. it is only when u die that u turn your microphone on and start squeaking about how broken this game is, and how neglected mobile is (the last part is true tbh).
Notes to remember:
As a mobile player it is your goal to only play pubs or creative. u will play pubs to show everyone how people who wanna enjoy the game can easily be destroyed by your menacing skills. u will play creative with mediocre console/pc players to show that u assert dominance on the realm of fortnite.
Your hud layout must be usable only by an octupus. scatter buttons around like crazy to show your sweatiness.
complaining about bugs is compulsory, even though epic still wont give a f*ck but u get the communities respect.
the most important thing is having extremely fidgety hands, and if that doesnt work, use your feet to play aswell.
claw isn't a console only thing, infact it is a great step for u to become a PrO MoBiLe PLaYeR.
now you have become a true mobile sweat, proceed forth and ruin the game for everyone.
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