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Background, Shawasha is a young human girl that wandered into the desert where Branded have taken over. As her father searches for her, a local ogre tribe has found her and brought her back to their camp for safety. If you wander through the camp you hear the following:

Shawasha: Do you think I could tame a pet like yours?

Ogre Hunter: What beast would you want to tame?

Shawasha: One of those pretty crystal griffons!

Ogre Hunter: The Branded can't be tamed, little one. We tried.

Shawasha: Maybe you just don't know how to do it right.

Ogre Hunter: Maybe you could find a puppy to tame.

Shawasha: Ooh! Are there pretty crystal puppies around here?

Ogre Hunter: sigh How does your kind survives to adulthood?

The girl's naive optimism, the ogre's patience followed by incredulity, just so fun and so believable.

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Originally posted by DennisFreud

That bitter, sarcastic tour guide in Lion's Arch will forever be my queen.

<3