[2020] Change 1 letter in a skill or trait - Now what does it do?

There's been a few threads like this before, but I'd like to see what new stuff people can come up with. :D

Here's my contribution:

• "Bic 'em" - Your pet rushes out to hand pens to your foes.
• Vine Urge - Well uh...actually maybe I shouldn't go into detail on this one.
• Pear of Justice - Throw a spirit fruit at your foe to cripple them. Take it away from them again to hurt them more.

Edit: Wow, this took off! Thank you guys for the laughs, I've literally been in tears reading all the comments. I wish I could upvote you all twice.