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| 21s | Hello, and welcome. |
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| 23s | I'm Hadidjah Chamberlin. |
| 24s | When we last left off, |
| 26s | Arch-Villain Rafaam and his villainous quartet of E.V.I.L. malcontents made off |
| 31s | with the magical City of Dalaran. |
| 34s | Now, the Year of the Dragon continues. |
| 37s | The League of E.V.I.L. has traveled south |
| 39s | to unleash the second phase of their plans, |
| 41s | but heroes have heard the land's cries for help, |
| 45s | and there may yet be a chance for its salvation. |
| 63s | The shadows are rising again |
| 66s | Darker than they've ever been |
| 68s | Where are the heroes? |
| 69s | As EVIL descends from the skies |
| 71s | Oh, no |
| 72s | The world cries out |
| 74s | How will we survive? |
| 76s | Out of the Hall of Explorers |
| 79s | And up from the dusty tombs |
| 81s | Here come our heroes |
| 82s | They grab their whips and fedoras |
| 85s | These legends of the past Know exactly what to do |
| 89s | There might be magic monsters |
| 92s | Mummies in the markets And ancient mysticism |
| 95s | There's surely scorching deserts |
| 98s | Adventure and much needed narcissism |
| 102s | High stakes, think annihilation |
| 105s | Obliteration of civilization |
| 108s | Now is the time to be brave |
| 110s | E.V.I.L.'s come to enslave |
| 111s | But this League's going to save... |
| 115s | Uldum |
| 119s | Rafaam and his League may be intent |
| 121s | on bending Uldum's ancient magics to their E.V.I.L. schemes, |
| 125s | but there is hope: |
| 126s | The League of Explorers is back! |
| 128s | Reno, Elise, Brann, |
| 130s | and the esteemed Sir Finley Mrrgglton |
| 133s | are returning to Hearthstone, |
| 134s | but this time they're not just here |
| 137s | for adventure or treasures, |
| 138s | they're here to save the world. |
| 141s | Of course, no call to adventure, |
| 143s | no matter how noble, |
| 145s | would be complete without a worthy quest. |
| 147s | Any questing druid, for example, |
| 150s | who ends 4 turns with unspent Mana |
| 152s | will obtain a powerful reward: |
| 154s | A Passive Hero Power that gives you both effects of your Choose One cards. |
| 158s | The masterminds of E.V.I.L. are also canvassing Uldum for artifacts. |
| 162s | Rafaam brings his very... |
| 165s | particular set of skills to his fellow warlocks |
| 168s | in the form of Supreme Archaeology. |
| 171s | All warlocks must do to complete this quest is what they do best: draw cards. |
| 177s | A lot of cards. |
| 179s | Their reward? |
| 181s | The Tome of Origination, |
| 182s | giving them a Hero Power that draws a card and reduces its cost. |
| 186s | Hopefully you still have a few left. |
| 189s | With all this questing going on, you may want a little help. |
| 193s | Fortunately, these ruins are crawling with curious adventurers |
| 196s | willing to lend their aid. |
| 198s | The stakes for our heroes have never been higher. |
| 201s | Rafaam is bringing about the end of days, |
| 204s | unleashing a series of devastating plagues. |
| 207s | Like a Plague of Death. |
| 210s | Most plagues just wimp out |
| 212s | and settle for disease or pestilence, or whatever, |
| 215s | but this one is just straight-up death. |
| 220s | Silenced death. |
| 223s | The deathiest death. |
| 227s | Plagues aren't known for being picky about their targets, |
| 230s | and all of the plague cards in the set have a catastrophic effect |
| 234s | that impacts both players, |
| 236s | so it's good to be the one in control of it. |
| 239s | Now, Uldum is a land of ancient magics and many strange denizens, |
| 244s | and some of these inhabitants are imbued with the power |
| 246s | of Hearthstone's newest mechanic: Reborn. |
| 250s | Reborn minions return to life the first time they are destroyed, |
| 254s | coming back with 1 health. |
| 256s | This Restless Mummy also has Rush, |
| 258s | meaning it comes back ready to rush right into another minion. |
| 262s | The dead don't stay that way, not in Uldum. |
| 265s | Well, I mean, |
| 266s | they don't stay that way once. |
| 269s | That guy's definitely dead now. |
| 271s | If you're here visiting Uldum with slightly more nefarious intentions, |
| 275s | Hagatha has created a shaman totem capable of calling in reinforcements, |
| 280s | adding a Lackey to your hand |
| 281s | at the end of each of your turns. |
| 284s | I bet you didn't know a totem could pick sides, but... |
| 287s | that one sure did. |
| 288s | Uldum is full of plenty of more indifferent citizens as well, |
| 293s | happy to work for anyone who makes a compelling enough offer. |
| 297s | Jar Dealer is just such a fellow, |
| 299s | a neutral minion with a Deathrattle: |
| 301s | Add a random 1-Cost minion to your hand. |
| 304s | He's also the one to talk to if you ever need a jar. |
| 307s | For all your jar needs. |
| 308s | Buy, sell, trade. |
| 310s | Old jars, new jars, slightly used jars. |
| 314s | Now, a land filled with the ruins of the mighty titans wouldn't be complete |
| 319s | without relics of unspeakable power. |
| 322s | Behold, the Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saron. |
| 326s | Ten random spells. |
| 327s | Ten random targets. |
| 329s | The cornerstone of any well-planned strategy. |
| 334s | And so, the die is cast. |
| 337s | E.V.I.L. has set their dark plagues upon the world, |
| 340s | and the brave League of Explorers are returning to stop them. |
| 344s | Will our heroes triumph and save Azeroth? |
| 347s | Or will the plagues that Rafaam has unleashed destroy the world? |
| 353s | And then everything just ends |
| 355s | and there wouldn't be a third book. |
| 360s | Yeah, we're all in really big suspense here. |
| 367s | Uldum! |