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over 5 years ago - /u/Chris_Attalus - Direct link

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day 😂

over 5 years ago - /u/Chris_Attalus - Direct link

Originally posted by blinkyzero

My wife and I were driving through a strip mall's parking lot when I saw this place. I slammed the brakes on and grabbed for my phone.

"What the hell?" she said, startled.

"Kripperino restaurino," I said.

😂😂😂

What was her final response!? This is too good!

over 5 years ago - /u/Chris_Attalus - Direct link

Originally posted by blinkyzero

"The only thing keeping me from divorcing you right now is that I'd owe you alimony" is the PG-13 version

LOL! What a god tier response 😂😂😂