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| 0s | we're playing today perals in Paradise |
|---|---|
| 3s | we were assigned Hunter and what are you |
| 4s | playing I'm playing Warrior we both had |
| 6s | the task of creating decks I'm starting |
| 9s | off with Hunter only being very |
| 11s | aggressive you are yeah I'm sorry oh |
| 13s | that's bad news okay so I have a deck |
| 16s | where the only card in it is the line |
| 18s | cook which copies itself when it enters |
| 20s | into your hand and so I'm going to try |
| 21s | to buff it and reshuffle it and just do |
| 23s | that forever and I am sorry for this |
| 26s | this is going to be probably pretty |
| 28s | ruthless I'm ready especially if you're |
| 29s | only would condition is a line cook also |
| 32s | basic Warrior skin yes yes yes yes yes |
| 36s | the basic basic class icons are the best |
| 39s | ones okay oh my I have the perfect |
| 44s | starting hand do you okay oh my God let |
| 47s | me think about how good my hand has to |
| 48s | be though no I think I got this in the |
| 50s | back regardless I'm just going to go |
| 52s | with this okay this this |
| 54s | is okay you actually did Mulligan a |
| 56s | single card okay not a single one h |
| 60s | now you got me this okay now now |
| 64s | discover a card from your deck try this |
| 66s | is a classic classic card it is I don't |
| 69s | know if you realize they buffed it you |
| 71s | no longer discard the other two options |
| 73s | hold on I got to think big while I'm |
| 74s | talking here give me a of course of |
| 75s | course uh think as big as you |
| 79s | can too big um let's this my mind is |
| 83s | hurting let's go with this okay now I |
| 85s | want you to watch these |
| 88s | absolutely holy moly jacked plays this |
| 91s | is great okay so I'm already nervous you |
| 93s | you actually had the perfect hand we |
| 95s | have cup of muscle we've currently |
| 96s | guzzled 16 tablespoons coin it would you |
| 99s | I would absolutely coin it again you |
| 102s | have no idea how perfect this run out is |
| 104s | about to |
| 105s | be I think I'm actually about to get |
| 107s | cooked from the line cook I can't wait I |
| 110s | would be over the moon it's okay we're |
| 114s | going to do some good stuff s get all |
| 116s | three Animal Companions a lot of |
| 118s | momentum building up there okay turn |
| 120s | five you're going to start crying okay |
| 122s | yeah just you wait because another |
| 124s | muscle I want to just pause for a moment |
| 127s | sure if any of you have not played in a |
| 130s | new release in Hearthstone what happens |
| 133s | is that for one to two days everyone's |
| 135s | trying out ideas and you get to turn |
| 138s | eight then the optimizers come in so |
| 141s | this is an opportune time for us to |
| 144s | really get to bask in the glory of |
| 147s | having a nice few turns look at this my |
| 149s | turn too I'm not going to play anything |
| 151s | I'm going to play the cup of muscle and |
| 153s | then I'm going to put the line cook back |
| 155s | into the deck look at that oh my God |
| 158s | that's a 3 man |
| 159s | 87 oh God okay let me double check what |
| 162s | that card does would you draw this get a |
| 164s | copy of it okay so I'm assuming if you |
| 166s | don't have an answer or a way to draw it |
| 168s | like maybe it just never comes back too |
| 170s | busy in the kitchen oh oh I briefly |
| 173s | recall you saying that this was a busted |
| 175s | card I think it's gonna be very good |
| 178s | watch this play watch this hold on here |
| 179s | it comes |
| 181s | is it a one Mana 3 three I roll |
| 185s | unlucky that's good enough okay wait |
| 187s | wait wait wait wait wait wait watch |
| 190s | this chorus |
| 194s | riff oh yes God I got |
| 197s | it wait do you have more than one minion |
| 200s | in your deck uh no I only have two Lon |
| 203s | Cooks oh no and so I high rolled well oh |
| 206s | the 50/50 High Roll I get you yeah yeah |
| 208s | 50-50 High Roll so it feels good to be |
| 211s | the most powerful gamer that has lived |
| 213s | I'm a little nervous but you know what |
| 215s | honestly I'm I think I'm doing |
| 217s | okay I'm going to hit you with this all |
| 220s | right is it wary |
| 224s | time wait hold on so are are you going |
| 226s | to play the line cook next year how's |
| 228s | your hand looking I immediately I'm like |
| 231s | seeing a pair of three ones and I'm like |
| 233s | oh I'm going to lose the blizzard campus |
| 235s | is going to be so embarrassing like put |
| 238s | all their new cards together into one |
| 239s | thing and I got absolutely dunked on all |
| 243s | right hold it's still not over yet this |
| 245s | is a one Mana 44 for |
| 247s | sure okay now this is it can't be it's |
| 250s | just not going to |
| 252s | happen you high r i low R it's fine I'm |
| 255s | not mad about it all right I need a one |
| 257s | Mana spell that would be great wow did |
| 260s | you draw one yeah but I can't it's look |
| 263s | it's G's gift his PC it's gash's gift I |
| 266s | can't I can't do anything with it okay |
| 268s | can I get like a like a temporary |
| 271s | Trio of whirlwinds or something like |
| 273s | let's see here I mean I don't I just |
| 275s | don't quite have clean ways to clear the |
| 279s | board so the question is do I go |
| 282s | greedy uh greedy is not going to work |
| 285s | out for you unfortunately the customers |
| 287s | want the meal you're going to have to |
| 289s | the line cooks are going to have to cook |
| 291s | you know what you're right this is it oh |
| 294s | my God that's so much bigger than I |
| 296s | thought it was going to be oh cuz that |
| 297s | one got hit with the course Rift yeah |
| 300s | all right so oh |
| 302s | no this is the game I listen I'm gonna |
| 305s | be honest with you tell me I feel really |
| 307s | bad about this what what are you going |
| 310s | to do it's almost like my deck countered |
| 312s | your entire |
| 313s | strategy I'm so sorry what does this do |
| 318s | destroying why couldn't it deal damage |
| 321s | to all your stuff oh my God why did you |
| 325s | oh can we play again is that it did I |
| 328s | just lose |
| 330s | this is not this is less funny than he |
| 332s | is finding it this |
| 334s | is I can't believe I I literally I'm so |
| 338s | again I I wanted to apologize right at |
| 340s | the start of this |
| 341s | game you got it like I literally |
| 345s | am is could brawl be temporarily set to |
| 349s | a for cost |
| 351s | spell |
| 357s | um don't you you don't even have the |
| 359s | second line cook great |
| 362s | you are correct oh |
| 363s | no that's that's right okay so let's see |
| 367s | let's see no it's fine it's fine I can |
| 369s | discover some taunt minions but now I'm |
| 371s | scared to discover them cuz I think that |
| 373s | you would just kill me if I |
| 375s | discovered |
| 377s | H let's see 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 this is |
| 383s | this is |
| 383s | horrible okay so let me I think this is |
| 387s | basically what I got okay gosh I wish |
| 390s | that was a all right so let me let me do |
| 392s | this you're technically |
| 395s | alive out on a technicality all right |
| 398s | I'm I'm just doing this this is this is |
| 401s | about what I have that might actually |
| 404s | save you hold |
| 405s | on my |
| 408s | goodness hold on I got to do math in my |
| 409s | hand give me a you know I really should |
| 412s | have not played the minion cuz then I |
| 415s | would have had wait cuz it deals damage |
| 417s | equal to my attack you could have held |
| 420s | that but I think it would have been even |
| 422s | worse is this lethal hold on I'm doing |
| 425s | bath in my |
| 427s | head I demand a rematch see my my arms |
| 430s | are crossed I'm grumpy I'm so sorry play |
| 433s | the PO music again oh gosh I was |
| 436s | listening to PO beforehand which always |
| 437s | just like puts everyone in great spirits |
| 439s | and everyone's like yeah all right let's |
| 441s | film this and you're saying impressive |
| 443s | to me it's a new skin I had to see what |
| 446s | it |
| 447s | said you I was forced to dunk you good |
| 450s | game good game good game GG do you have |
| 452s | fun well okay so so one of the things |
| 455s | that always happens to me with card |
| 457s | games is there's an idea that's tickling |
| 459s | me like that 1110 line cook that was fun |
| 464s | but I did lose because I dealt 11 damage |
| 465s | to my own face |
| 468s | yeah today I've crafted for you a taunt |
| 471s | sandwich there's the new Rye Cleaver |
| 473s | that gives me bread these are not my |
| 475s | words Hearthstone wrote them down I'm |
| 476s | simply reading them aloud I'm going to |
| 478s | take this bread I'm going to make a two |
| 479s | Mana sandwich |
| 480s | of all the minion in my hand which |
| 482s | minions you |
| 483s | say huge taunt minions and one of the |
| 486s | things that I love more than anything is |
| 488s | ramping so I am using the Druid tourist |
| 492s | in my warrior deck to get additionally |
| 494s | huge Druid spells to go along including |
| 497s | Hydration Station resurrect your three |
| 499s | most expensive taunt minions yeah it's a |
| 502s | sandwich that I resurrect so your whole |
| 504s | deck is based around building the |
| 506s | sandwich one is the sandwich the second |
| 508s | one is various forms of ramp and |
| 512s | accounting for the fact that I have |
| 513s | access to some Druid ramp spells o and |
| 515s | the third one is I just am trying to |
| 517s | stay alive |
| 520s | okay |
| 523s | so this a pretty good |
| 526s | hand I'm going to hang on to this |
| 528s | because I have a ramp card and I have a |
| 530s | removal card I didn't want to draw that |
| 532s | one but you know what can you |
| 534s | do okay I'm trying to remember what what |
| 537s | D cards they got Hydration Station baby |
| 541s | oh wait is that a card that Drew had got |
| 543s | oh yeah I thought you were just |
| 544s | referencing your water bottle I'm just |
| 547s | saying it hydration station and I drink |
| 550s | water from a bottle I have a special |
| 552s | name for this it's like you're so good |
| 553s | at this okay armor up on turn two is |
| 557s | good yeah in the era of |
| 560s | 2024 oh forging great I could do some |
| 563s | forging but I wanted to armor up instead |
| 566s | here's New Heights oh look at that feel |
| 569s | feels good feels weird looking at |
| 571s | Warrior |
| 573s | ramp it's so good feels weird wait why |
| 577s | why did that Druid why why did ham the |
| 580s | hungry show up it's telling me that |
| 582s | you're playing a torist stuck oh that |
| 585s | literally makes sense I literally |
| 588s | understand what's being said to me right |
| 589s | now now what what could these little |
| 592s | dogs possibly be all about you know what |
| 594s | you can just ignore them they're fine I |
| 596s | am going to absolutely not ignore them |
| 599s | going five damage to this dog 1 2 3 4 |
| 603s | five there it is clearing the |
| 605s | board oh my gosh yes I have another one |
| 609s | are you kidding me |
| 612s | yeah you have another one bellowing |
| 614s | Flames listen just leave them alone they |
| 616s | you're going to be okay I'm literally |
| 618s | not going to do |
| 619s | that all right I'm going to just no way |
| 621s | you're brawling this board 100% I'm |
| 623s | brawling this board like literally I am |
| 625s | prepared to be Reckless because for |
| 628s | those of you that don't know know this |
| 630s | is not the first game we've played today |
| 632s | but emotionally I wish it were and for |
| 634s | that reason I'm playing with fear in my |
| 636s | heart cuz here's the thing I don't |
| 639s | really need to save these brawls for |
| 641s | super light like your traditional Ultra |
| 643s | control Warrior needs to be very careful |
| 645s | and spare with when and why you're |
| 647s | throwing out various |
| 649s | uh sweepers cuz Hey what if they get a |
| 652s | bunch of huge stuff later and you only |
| 653s | have like one Reno and that's like your |
| 655s | real you know um trump card but here I'm |
| 658s | eventually going to be spawning so so |
| 660s | many that's really good |
| 664s | news I'm eventually going to be playing |
| 667s | some expensive taunt minions okay are |
| 672s | you okay okay you know what to play |
| 677s | around your stuff I'm going to end the |
| 678s | turn like this this is how I'm going to |
| 680s | end the |
| 681s | turn I don't okay it's fine so this |
| 684s | could be the when I attack you it gets |
| 688s | big hello Huffer now that you got rid of |
| 691s | one brawl I'm not as worried about |
| 694s | this you should |
| 696s | be you should be so upset are you okay I |
| 700s | I still don't understand what type of |
| 701s | Sandwich you're making so I'm |
| 703s | waiting |
| 705s | uh |
| 709s | um death R deal seven damage to a random |
| 712s | enemy H you can tell by his face he's a |
| 715s | no okay watch watch watch watch watch |
| 716s | I'm just going to brawl again no way |
| 717s | you're brawling again absolutely I'm |
| 719s | braing again can't stop won't stop |
| 721s | brawling again let's leave the one one |
| 723s | there 77 lives okay this is the game |
| 726s | this is absolutely fine I'm going to |
| 728s | gain two Mana crystals next turn |
| 730s | only |
| 732s | that extremely hurts so bad okay but |
| 736s | next turn I'm going to have 12 Mana oh |
| 739s | yeah oh my God you're so right |
| 741s | okay I'm not worried about |
| 744s | it not quite drawing as many taunts as I |
| 747s | would like |
| 750s | [Music] |
| 752s | all right it's looking rough for you |
| 755s | yeah surely you'll pull this back surely |
| 758s | maybe |
| 760s | ow 12 |
| 763s | Mana it looks so strange on Warrior 8 9 |
| 771s | 10 I can't quite deal enough okay let's |
| 776s | so I don't want to do this you're |
| 778s | kidding |
| 783s | sorry |
| 785s | dude this is such a bad day he's doesn't |
| 788s | want to play with me anymore I can't |
| 789s | believe it like just kill me look I'm |
| 791s | going to play my eight Mana oh no dude |
| 795s | I'm going to play it Sean I'm so sorry |
| 798s | don't be sorry you want you want a free |
| 799s | turn yeah okay of course I do well now |
| 802s | that I just played an eight man spell |
| 804s | you now you give me a free turn that's |
| 806s | cruel all right hold on you know what |
| 811s | [Music] |
| 813s | I'm going to want another free turn okay |
| 816s | wait hold on we're just we're just going |
| 818s | to show it we're just going to show this |
| 820s | is just a little bit of showing okay |
| 822s | this I mean okay the you know what I was |
| 824s | actually thinking about the content for |
| 825s | you okay the fact that I froze that |
| 827s | spell twice means that you can finally |
| 828s | play it with your |
| 830s | sandwich right you still have it in hand |
| 832s | yeah I |
| 834s | do let me just count some stuff |
| 840s | listen just for you I want your Deli to |
| 842s | succeed okay thank you you know what I'm |
| 844s | just going to shoot the rat for just a |
| 846s | quick quick moment here okay oh I'm |
| 849s | going to give you give me one more |
| 853s | turn just end the turn just literally |
| 855s | hit the end turn button we all know we |
| 856s | all see what's going to happen I want to |
| 858s | show you the combination okay I just |
| 861s | played my instrument Tech it has drawn |
| 863s | me the Rye Cleaver and you can see here |
| 865s | I have this slice of bread get another |
| 868s | slice of bread to stuff all minions in |
| 870s | between into a two cost sandwich watch |
| 874s | just watch you're allowed to play stuff |
| 876s | but just don't attack my hero okay I |
| 877s | will I'm just going to prepare just in |
| 879s | case the sandwich is too large for my |
| 881s | appetite gross all right so okay watch |
| 886s | and now I play all you can eat to draw |
| 889s | three different minions the only minions |
| 891s | that have uh a type are the monstrosity |
| 894s | the draconic delicacy and the beached |
| 896s | whale and now now watch |
| 900s | watch watch this so I'm going to I'm |
| 903s | going to hit you know what I am going to |
| 904s | hit the rat pop and then it's going to |
| 907s | make a sandwich boom crunch together and |
| 910s | do a sandwich look at that sandwich |
| 912s | animation yes |
| 915s | whoa |
| 917s | bam wow the payoff was |
| 920s | unbelievable I mean two 420s with Taun |
| 924s | yeah yeah I don't know if I'm going to |
| 926s | win this |
| 927s | anymore thank God |
| 930s | thank all RNG in the universe for giving |
| 934s | me this opportunity oh man |
| 938s | oh yeah I think that sandwich cooked me |
| 941s | man cuz the thing is I just wanted to |
| 944s | clear you enough to where I could do |
| 947s | this play cuz if I can do this play |
| 950s | then well how big is that going to be |
| 952s | now all right 11 six that's not a big |
| 954s | deal all right |
| 956s | okay I think I'll still be okay |
| 961s | like what what else could you do beside |
| 962s | your big sandwich turn well so because I |
| 965s | have the Mana gain things I can do this |
| 966s | where I can like draw two yeah and I can |
| 970s | see what I get okay I can draw two see |
| 974s | what I |
| 979s | get I'm going to refresh some Mana |
| 982s | crystals okay so I'm going to play |
| 984s | another draconic delicacy cuz like like |
| 986s | look look at the |
| 987s | momentum look at the change this is |
| 989s | going to hit one of my elusive guys |
| 991s | there it |
| 992s | is you'll notice that I've been calling |
| 994s | it a lot and been wrong every time |
| 996s | except for that one see this is this is |
| 998s | we're doing some stuff we are this is |
| 1000s | some cool stuff I'm at one out of 13 |
| 1003s | Mana oh I feel like a cheater cheater |
| 1005s | pumpkin |
| 1007s | eater oh zelc Deluxe welcome back for a |
| 1011s | promotional event where we're going to |
| 1014s | play you put a ziliax in the deck he |
| 1017s | fits the deck perfectly I have to dude |
| 1018s | zilia always fits the death it is the |
| 1021s | ultimate perfect I'm surprised he's not |
| 1022s | in there with you he actually tastes |
| 1024s | really good in a |
| 1027s | sandwich oh my dude these draconic |
| 1030s | Delicacies if you don't spend a mana on |
| 1033s | them they feel really good oh my God I |
| 1036s | mean that this is |
| 1038s | gross all right |
| 1041s | well I will play my |
| 1044s | monstrosity I will continue to consume |
| 1046s | everything that I can with all you can |
| 1048s | eat M that was |
| 1053s | tasty that wasn't a visual bug right you |
| 1055s | just drew nothing no I just didn't I I |
| 1057s | didn't have any really notable play to |
| 1059s | do I mean I could have I could have |
| 1060s | saved it to armor up once |
| 1063s | but can I live oh my gosh I feel so good |
| 1067s | all it takes is two turns where your |
| 1068s | opponent literally passes it's a really |
| 1071s | it's a really powerful wonderful feeling |
| 1073s | oh and now you're going to slow me down |
| 1075s | oh my goodness I'm trying to stay alive |
| 1077s | here man all right I'm liter I'm trying |
| 1080s | might be okay depending what it comes |
| 1081s | out of us I don't remember a lean in |
| 1084s | moment okay oh and we're alive let's go |
| 1090s | why do you have 15 Mana cuz I'm a druid |
| 1093s | Warrior I'm a powerful Noble Druid |
| 1095s | Warrior all right let me do this Bonk me |
| 1099s | see if I can pick off some |
| 1104s | stuff okay don't hit the 63 don't hit |
| 1107s | the 63 okay |
| 1111s | six oops having some touchpad micro |
| 1116s | issues |
| 1117s | six |
| 1119s | six four and check this guy out Bop hell |
| 1125s | yeah may as well play |
| 1128s | my this thing oh my God okay have 17 |
| 1133s | Mana next turn |
| 1140s | does anything save me you know what I'm |
| 1143s | GNA have to ask you to skip your next |
| 1144s | turn yeah do you want another turn let |
| 1147s | me tell you something I have some turn |
| 1148s | debt I need to |
| 1150s | repay um I think I live you amazing how |
| 1155s | do you live do you do you also run brawl |
| 1157s | I |
| 1158s | wish hold on I'm try think if I actually |
| 1161s | do if I play two of these Tre TR |
| 1165s | 62 technically I'm my what kind of card |
| 1167s | do you have in your hand what is that |
| 1168s | it's a b it's a bash it's literally it's |
| 1171s | not kind of a it's just literally the |
| 1173s | card |
| 1174s | bash in that case I don't know if I live |
| 1177s | so I'm going to have to do |
| 1180s | this okay well that was the worst thing |
| 1182s | I've ever seen dude draconic delicacy is |
| 1184s | pretty it's pretty |
| 1187s | good I swear if you just keep playing |
| 1189s | barrel of monkeys again and again |
| 1191s | endlessly and just like another barrel |
| 1192s | of monkey that's all I God oh my gosh |
| 1194s | this is your moment day |
| 1196s | nine oh look and I finally I got the |
| 1198s | tourist |
| 1201s | woo I feel like you should almost end |
| 1203s | the turn so we can just see the |
| 1205s | animation yeah you know that's a great |
| 1207s | idea let go ahead and hero power here |
| 1209s | with some of my 16 |
| 1210s | Mana okay just knock knock and Crush yo |
| 1213s | that is knock and Crush knock and Crush |
| 1215s | that's pretty nasty yeah it's |
| 1217s | good |
| 1219s | Esports time to be a little Hydration |
| 1222s | Station over here oh it's so sad I'm out |
| 1223s | of |
| 1224s | water but you got the W and I second |
| 1229s | water feels good wow is this is this |
| 1233s | what animation plays when you win I |
| 1235s | can't believe it I've won once and I |
| 1238s | will say there was the one turn where in |
| 1240s | Devastation I played the eight Mana |
| 1241s | Hydration Station yes and you still won |
| 1244s | yeah if you play that after you play the |
| 1247s | taunt Minions that would have been |
| 1249s | multiple 69 that are making Elementals |
| 1251s | at the end of the turn monstrosities get |
| 1254s | resurrected with that could have been |
| 1256s | amazing all you needed was two turns and |
| 1258s | a good |
| 1261s | and there you go |