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0s | we're playing today perals in Paradise |
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3s | we were assigned Hunter and what are you |
4s | playing I'm playing Warrior we both had |
6s | the task of creating decks I'm starting |
9s | off with Hunter only being very |
11s | aggressive you are yeah I'm sorry oh |
13s | that's bad news okay so I have a deck |
16s | where the only card in it is the line |
18s | cook which copies itself when it enters |
20s | into your hand and so I'm going to try |
21s | to buff it and reshuffle it and just do |
23s | that forever and I am sorry for this |
26s | this is going to be probably pretty |
28s | ruthless I'm ready especially if you're |
29s | only would condition is a line cook also |
32s | basic Warrior skin yes yes yes yes yes |
36s | the basic basic class icons are the best |
39s | ones okay oh my I have the perfect |
44s | starting hand do you okay oh my God let |
47s | me think about how good my hand has to |
48s | be though no I think I got this in the |
50s | back regardless I'm just going to go |
52s | with this okay this this |
54s | is okay you actually did Mulligan a |
56s | single card okay not a single one h |
60s | now you got me this okay now now |
64s | discover a card from your deck try this |
66s | is a classic classic card it is I don't |
69s | know if you realize they buffed it you |
71s | no longer discard the other two options |
73s | hold on I got to think big while I'm |
74s | talking here give me a of course of |
75s | course uh think as big as you |
79s | can too big um let's this my mind is |
83s | hurting let's go with this okay now I |
85s | want you to watch these |
88s | absolutely holy moly jacked plays this |
91s | is great okay so I'm already nervous you |
93s | you actually had the perfect hand we |
95s | have cup of muscle we've currently |
96s | guzzled 16 tablespoons coin it would you |
99s | I would absolutely coin it again you |
102s | have no idea how perfect this run out is |
104s | about to |
105s | be I think I'm actually about to get |
107s | cooked from the line cook I can't wait I |
110s | would be over the moon it's okay we're |
114s | going to do some good stuff s get all |
116s | three Animal Companions a lot of |
118s | momentum building up there okay turn |
120s | five you're going to start crying okay |
122s | yeah just you wait because another |
124s | muscle I want to just pause for a moment |
127s | sure if any of you have not played in a |
130s | new release in Hearthstone what happens |
133s | is that for one to two days everyone's |
135s | trying out ideas and you get to turn |
138s | eight then the optimizers come in so |
141s | this is an opportune time for us to |
144s | really get to bask in the glory of |
147s | having a nice few turns look at this my |
149s | turn too I'm not going to play anything |
151s | I'm going to play the cup of muscle and |
153s | then I'm going to put the line cook back |
155s | into the deck look at that oh my God |
158s | that's a 3 man |
159s | 87 oh God okay let me double check what |
162s | that card does would you draw this get a |
164s | copy of it okay so I'm assuming if you |
166s | don't have an answer or a way to draw it |
168s | like maybe it just never comes back too |
170s | busy in the kitchen oh oh I briefly |
173s | recall you saying that this was a busted |
175s | card I think it's gonna be very good |
178s | watch this play watch this hold on here |
179s | it comes |
181s | is it a one Mana 3 three I roll |
185s | unlucky that's good enough okay wait |
187s | wait wait wait wait wait wait watch |
190s | this chorus |
194s | riff oh yes God I got |
197s | it wait do you have more than one minion |
200s | in your deck uh no I only have two Lon |
203s | Cooks oh no and so I high rolled well oh |
206s | the 50/50 High Roll I get you yeah yeah |
208s | 50-50 High Roll so it feels good to be |
211s | the most powerful gamer that has lived |
213s | I'm a little nervous but you know what |
215s | honestly I'm I think I'm doing |
217s | okay I'm going to hit you with this all |
220s | right is it wary |
224s | time wait hold on so are are you going |
226s | to play the line cook next year how's |
228s | your hand looking I immediately I'm like |
231s | seeing a pair of three ones and I'm like |
233s | oh I'm going to lose the blizzard campus |
235s | is going to be so embarrassing like put |
238s | all their new cards together into one |
239s | thing and I got absolutely dunked on all |
243s | right hold it's still not over yet this |
245s | is a one Mana 44 for |
247s | sure okay now this is it can't be it's |
250s | just not going to |
252s | happen you high r i low R it's fine I'm |
255s | not mad about it all right I need a one |
257s | Mana spell that would be great wow did |
260s | you draw one yeah but I can't it's look |
263s | it's G's gift his PC it's gash's gift I |
266s | can't I can't do anything with it okay |
268s | can I get like a like a temporary |
271s | Trio of whirlwinds or something like |
273s | let's see here I mean I don't I just |
275s | don't quite have clean ways to clear the |
279s | board so the question is do I go |
282s | greedy uh greedy is not going to work |
285s | out for you unfortunately the customers |
287s | want the meal you're going to have to |
289s | the line cooks are going to have to cook |
291s | you know what you're right this is it oh |
294s | my God that's so much bigger than I |
296s | thought it was going to be oh cuz that |
297s | one got hit with the course Rift yeah |
300s | all right so oh |
302s | no this is the game I listen I'm gonna |
305s | be honest with you tell me I feel really |
307s | bad about this what what are you going |
310s | to do it's almost like my deck countered |
312s | your entire |
313s | strategy I'm so sorry what does this do |
318s | destroying why couldn't it deal damage |
321s | to all your stuff oh my God why did you |
325s | oh can we play again is that it did I |
328s | just lose |
330s | this is not this is less funny than he |
332s | is finding it this |
334s | is I can't believe I I literally I'm so |
338s | again I I wanted to apologize right at |
340s | the start of this |
341s | game you got it like I literally |
345s | am is could brawl be temporarily set to |
349s | a for cost |
351s | spell |
357s | um don't you you don't even have the |
359s | second line cook great |
362s | you are correct oh |
363s | no that's that's right okay so let's see |
367s | let's see no it's fine it's fine I can |
369s | discover some taunt minions but now I'm |
371s | scared to discover them cuz I think that |
373s | you would just kill me if I |
375s | discovered |
377s | H let's see 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 this is |
383s | this is |
383s | horrible okay so let me I think this is |
387s | basically what I got okay gosh I wish |
390s | that was a all right so let me let me do |
392s | this you're technically |
395s | alive out on a technicality all right |
398s | I'm I'm just doing this this is this is |
401s | about what I have that might actually |
404s | save you hold |
405s | on my |
408s | goodness hold on I got to do math in my |
409s | hand give me a you know I really should |
412s | have not played the minion cuz then I |
415s | would have had wait cuz it deals damage |
417s | equal to my attack you could have held |
420s | that but I think it would have been even |
422s | worse is this lethal hold on I'm doing |
425s | bath in my |
427s | head I demand a rematch see my my arms |
430s | are crossed I'm grumpy I'm so sorry play |
433s | the PO music again oh gosh I was |
436s | listening to PO beforehand which always |
437s | just like puts everyone in great spirits |
439s | and everyone's like yeah all right let's |
441s | film this and you're saying impressive |
443s | to me it's a new skin I had to see what |
446s | it |
447s | said you I was forced to dunk you good |
450s | game good game good game GG do you have |
452s | fun well okay so so one of the things |
455s | that always happens to me with card |
457s | games is there's an idea that's tickling |
459s | me like that 1110 line cook that was fun |
464s | but I did lose because I dealt 11 damage |
465s | to my own face |
468s | yeah today I've crafted for you a taunt |
471s | sandwich there's the new Rye Cleaver |
473s | that gives me bread these are not my |
475s | words Hearthstone wrote them down I'm |
476s | simply reading them aloud I'm going to |
478s | take this bread I'm going to make a two |
479s | Mana sandwich |
480s | of all the minion in my hand which |
482s | minions you |
483s | say huge taunt minions and one of the |
486s | things that I love more than anything is |
488s | ramping so I am using the Druid tourist |
492s | in my warrior deck to get additionally |
494s | huge Druid spells to go along including |
497s | Hydration Station resurrect your three |
499s | most expensive taunt minions yeah it's a |
502s | sandwich that I resurrect so your whole |
504s | deck is based around building the |
506s | sandwich one is the sandwich the second |
508s | one is various forms of ramp and |
512s | accounting for the fact that I have |
513s | access to some Druid ramp spells o and |
515s | the third one is I just am trying to |
517s | stay alive |
520s | okay |
523s | so this a pretty good |
526s | hand I'm going to hang on to this |
528s | because I have a ramp card and I have a |
530s | removal card I didn't want to draw that |
532s | one but you know what can you |
534s | do okay I'm trying to remember what what |
537s | D cards they got Hydration Station baby |
541s | oh wait is that a card that Drew had got |
543s | oh yeah I thought you were just |
544s | referencing your water bottle I'm just |
547s | saying it hydration station and I drink |
550s | water from a bottle I have a special |
552s | name for this it's like you're so good |
553s | at this okay armor up on turn two is |
557s | good yeah in the era of |
560s | 2024 oh forging great I could do some |
563s | forging but I wanted to armor up instead |
566s | here's New Heights oh look at that feel |
569s | feels good feels weird looking at |
571s | Warrior |
573s | ramp it's so good feels weird wait why |
577s | why did that Druid why why did ham the |
580s | hungry show up it's telling me that |
582s | you're playing a torist stuck oh that |
585s | literally makes sense I literally |
588s | understand what's being said to me right |
589s | now now what what could these little |
592s | dogs possibly be all about you know what |
594s | you can just ignore them they're fine I |
596s | am going to absolutely not ignore them |
599s | going five damage to this dog 1 2 3 4 |
603s | five there it is clearing the |
605s | board oh my gosh yes I have another one |
609s | are you kidding me |
612s | yeah you have another one bellowing |
614s | Flames listen just leave them alone they |
616s | you're going to be okay I'm literally |
618s | not going to do |
619s | that all right I'm going to just no way |
621s | you're brawling this board 100% I'm |
623s | brawling this board like literally I am |
625s | prepared to be Reckless because for |
628s | those of you that don't know know this |
630s | is not the first game we've played today |
632s | but emotionally I wish it were and for |
634s | that reason I'm playing with fear in my |
636s | heart cuz here's the thing I don't |
639s | really need to save these brawls for |
641s | super light like your traditional Ultra |
643s | control Warrior needs to be very careful |
645s | and spare with when and why you're |
647s | throwing out various |
649s | uh sweepers cuz Hey what if they get a |
652s | bunch of huge stuff later and you only |
653s | have like one Reno and that's like your |
655s | real you know um trump card but here I'm |
658s | eventually going to be spawning so so |
660s | many that's really good |
664s | news I'm eventually going to be playing |
667s | some expensive taunt minions okay are |
672s | you okay okay you know what to play |
677s | around your stuff I'm going to end the |
678s | turn like this this is how I'm going to |
680s | end the |
681s | turn I don't okay it's fine so this |
684s | could be the when I attack you it gets |
688s | big hello Huffer now that you got rid of |
691s | one brawl I'm not as worried about |
694s | this you should |
696s | be you should be so upset are you okay I |
700s | I still don't understand what type of |
701s | Sandwich you're making so I'm |
703s | waiting |
705s | uh |
709s | um death R deal seven damage to a random |
712s | enemy H you can tell by his face he's a |
715s | no okay watch watch watch watch watch |
716s | I'm just going to brawl again no way |
717s | you're brawling again absolutely I'm |
719s | braing again can't stop won't stop |
721s | brawling again let's leave the one one |
723s | there 77 lives okay this is the game |
726s | this is absolutely fine I'm going to |
728s | gain two Mana crystals next turn |
730s | only |
732s | that extremely hurts so bad okay but |
736s | next turn I'm going to have 12 Mana oh |
739s | yeah oh my God you're so right |
741s | okay I'm not worried about |
744s | it not quite drawing as many taunts as I |
747s | would like |
750s | [Music] |
752s | all right it's looking rough for you |
755s | yeah surely you'll pull this back surely |
758s | maybe |
760s | ow 12 |
763s | Mana it looks so strange on Warrior 8 9 |
771s | 10 I can't quite deal enough okay let's |
776s | so I don't want to do this you're |
778s | kidding |
783s | sorry |
785s | dude this is such a bad day he's doesn't |
788s | want to play with me anymore I can't |
789s | believe it like just kill me look I'm |
791s | going to play my eight Mana oh no dude |
795s | I'm going to play it Sean I'm so sorry |
798s | don't be sorry you want you want a free |
799s | turn yeah okay of course I do well now |
802s | that I just played an eight man spell |
804s | you now you give me a free turn that's |
806s | cruel all right hold on you know what |
811s | [Music] |
813s | I'm going to want another free turn okay |
816s | wait hold on we're just we're just going |
818s | to show it we're just going to show this |
820s | is just a little bit of showing okay |
822s | this I mean okay the you know what I was |
824s | actually thinking about the content for |
825s | you okay the fact that I froze that |
827s | spell twice means that you can finally |
828s | play it with your |
830s | sandwich right you still have it in hand |
832s | yeah I |
834s | do let me just count some stuff |
840s | listen just for you I want your Deli to |
842s | succeed okay thank you you know what I'm |
844s | just going to shoot the rat for just a |
846s | quick quick moment here okay oh I'm |
849s | going to give you give me one more |
853s | turn just end the turn just literally |
855s | hit the end turn button we all know we |
856s | all see what's going to happen I want to |
858s | show you the combination okay I just |
861s | played my instrument Tech it has drawn |
863s | me the Rye Cleaver and you can see here |
865s | I have this slice of bread get another |
868s | slice of bread to stuff all minions in |
870s | between into a two cost sandwich watch |
874s | just watch you're allowed to play stuff |
876s | but just don't attack my hero okay I |
877s | will I'm just going to prepare just in |
879s | case the sandwich is too large for my |
881s | appetite gross all right so okay watch |
886s | and now I play all you can eat to draw |
889s | three different minions the only minions |
891s | that have uh a type are the monstrosity |
894s | the draconic delicacy and the beached |
896s | whale and now now watch |
900s | watch watch this so I'm going to I'm |
903s | going to hit you know what I am going to |
904s | hit the rat pop and then it's going to |
907s | make a sandwich boom crunch together and |
910s | do a sandwich look at that sandwich |
912s | animation yes |
915s | whoa |
917s | bam wow the payoff was |
920s | unbelievable I mean two 420s with Taun |
924s | yeah yeah I don't know if I'm going to |
926s | win this |
927s | anymore thank God |
930s | thank all RNG in the universe for giving |
934s | me this opportunity oh man |
938s | oh yeah I think that sandwich cooked me |
941s | man cuz the thing is I just wanted to |
944s | clear you enough to where I could do |
947s | this play cuz if I can do this play |
950s | then well how big is that going to be |
952s | now all right 11 six that's not a big |
954s | deal all right |
956s | okay I think I'll still be okay |
961s | like what what else could you do beside |
962s | your big sandwich turn well so because I |
965s | have the Mana gain things I can do this |
966s | where I can like draw two yeah and I can |
970s | see what I get okay I can draw two see |
974s | what I |
979s | get I'm going to refresh some Mana |
982s | crystals okay so I'm going to play |
984s | another draconic delicacy cuz like like |
986s | look look at the |
987s | momentum look at the change this is |
989s | going to hit one of my elusive guys |
991s | there it |
992s | is you'll notice that I've been calling |
994s | it a lot and been wrong every time |
996s | except for that one see this is this is |
998s | we're doing some stuff we are this is |
1000s | some cool stuff I'm at one out of 13 |
1003s | Mana oh I feel like a cheater cheater |
1005s | pumpkin |
1007s | eater oh zelc Deluxe welcome back for a |
1011s | promotional event where we're going to |
1014s | play you put a ziliax in the deck he |
1017s | fits the deck perfectly I have to dude |
1018s | zilia always fits the death it is the |
1021s | ultimate perfect I'm surprised he's not |
1022s | in there with you he actually tastes |
1024s | really good in a |
1027s | sandwich oh my dude these draconic |
1030s | Delicacies if you don't spend a mana on |
1033s | them they feel really good oh my God I |
1036s | mean that this is |
1038s | gross all right |
1041s | well I will play my |
1044s | monstrosity I will continue to consume |
1046s | everything that I can with all you can |
1048s | eat M that was |
1053s | tasty that wasn't a visual bug right you |
1055s | just drew nothing no I just didn't I I |
1057s | didn't have any really notable play to |
1059s | do I mean I could have I could have |
1060s | saved it to armor up once |
1063s | but can I live oh my gosh I feel so good |
1067s | all it takes is two turns where your |
1068s | opponent literally passes it's a really |
1071s | it's a really powerful wonderful feeling |
1073s | oh and now you're going to slow me down |
1075s | oh my goodness I'm trying to stay alive |
1077s | here man all right I'm liter I'm trying |
1080s | might be okay depending what it comes |
1081s | out of us I don't remember a lean in |
1084s | moment okay oh and we're alive let's go |
1090s | why do you have 15 Mana cuz I'm a druid |
1093s | Warrior I'm a powerful Noble Druid |
1095s | Warrior all right let me do this Bonk me |
1099s | see if I can pick off some |
1104s | stuff okay don't hit the 63 don't hit |
1107s | the 63 okay |
1111s | six oops having some touchpad micro |
1116s | issues |
1117s | six |
1119s | six four and check this guy out Bop hell |
1125s | yeah may as well play |
1128s | my this thing oh my God okay have 17 |
1133s | Mana next turn |
1140s | does anything save me you know what I'm |
1143s | GNA have to ask you to skip your next |
1144s | turn yeah do you want another turn let |
1147s | me tell you something I have some turn |
1148s | debt I need to |
1150s | repay um I think I live you amazing how |
1155s | do you live do you do you also run brawl |
1157s | I |
1158s | wish hold on I'm try think if I actually |
1161s | do if I play two of these Tre TR |
1165s | 62 technically I'm my what kind of card |
1167s | do you have in your hand what is that |
1168s | it's a b it's a bash it's literally it's |
1171s | not kind of a it's just literally the |
1173s | card |
1174s | bash in that case I don't know if I live |
1177s | so I'm going to have to do |
1180s | this okay well that was the worst thing |
1182s | I've ever seen dude draconic delicacy is |
1184s | pretty it's pretty |
1187s | good I swear if you just keep playing |
1189s | barrel of monkeys again and again |
1191s | endlessly and just like another barrel |
1192s | of monkey that's all I God oh my gosh |
1194s | this is your moment day |
1196s | nine oh look and I finally I got the |
1198s | tourist |
1201s | woo I feel like you should almost end |
1203s | the turn so we can just see the |
1205s | animation yeah you know that's a great |
1207s | idea let go ahead and hero power here |
1209s | with some of my 16 |
1210s | Mana okay just knock knock and Crush yo |
1213s | that is knock and Crush knock and Crush |
1215s | that's pretty nasty yeah it's |
1217s | good |
1219s | Esports time to be a little Hydration |
1222s | Station over here oh it's so sad I'm out |
1223s | of |
1224s | water but you got the W and I second |
1229s | water feels good wow is this is this |
1233s | what animation plays when you win I |
1235s | can't believe it I've won once and I |
1238s | will say there was the one turn where in |
1240s | Devastation I played the eight Mana |
1241s | Hydration Station yes and you still won |
1244s | yeah if you play that after you play the |
1247s | taunt Minions that would have been |
1249s | multiple 69 that are making Elementals |
1251s | at the end of the turn monstrosities get |
1254s | resurrected with that could have been |
1256s | amazing all you needed was two turns and |
1258s | a good |
1261s | and there you go |