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0s | foreign |
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1s | [Music] |
14s | hello I'm sargeras and welcome to |
18s | canvassing the cosmos you may remember |
20s | me as the Titan who founded the burning |
23s | Legion |
24s | yeah that was me |
27s | if you recall my mission was to destroy |
29s | the universe and every living being |
31s | inside it |
35s | if this is your first time with us I'd |
37s | like to invite you to grab your paints |
39s | and your brushes and paint along with me |
41s | and if you're watching from a world I've |
43s | conquered previously well you're welcome |
48s | remember a dead world is a safe world |
53s | now some people tend toward Mage magenta |
56s | or Paladin gold but I've always been |
58s | much more drawn to options like Fel |
60s | flame green smoldering ashes orange and |
63s | utter despair of a broken hero black |
66s | periwinkle's nice too I used to know a |
68s | pit Lord who was periwinkle |
71s | oh |
73s | there he is |
76s | just keep it nice and easy deliberate |
78s | yet light and carefree like the burning |
81s | of civilizations |
83s | you know I used to think all of creation |
86s | was one big art project in every world |
88s | my Legion destroyed |
90s | was a vibrant new color to add to my |
92s | masterpiece but these days I've been |
95s | advised to keep my impulses on the |
97s | canvas explore a little personal growth |
99s | with some art therapy Within These |
102s | borders we can create infinite |
104s | possibilities we can create True |
106s | Perfection worthy of uh well |
110s | me |
112s | oh come on |
117s | Archer is therapeutic huh |
119s | [Laughter] |
123s | [Music] |
131s | oh cool no the yellow shirt makes me |
133s | look like I'm a banana good choice John |
136s | oh hey |
140s | welcome back |
142s | and now it's time to sprinkle in some |
143s | creatures you know maybe a worgen or a |
146s | murloc or even a tauren I always like to |
149s | say it's what's on the inside that |
150s | counts we'll want to make sure we get |
152s | the remains just so |
155s | every little rib yeah |
158s | the ribs of your victims look at them |
161s | drying out |
163s | in the Sun |
165s | beautiful you know the truth is when I'm |
168s | not decimating the Universe I have a lot |
170s | to offer it but my fellow Titans never |
173s | understood my gifts yeah they betrayed |
176s | me for my bold ideas |
179s | for keeping my eye on the big picture |
181s | for wanting to break things remake |
184s | things reach my full potential |
190s | that's okay |
193s | I still love them I love them |
196s | in fact just the other day I texted |
198s | aggramar to see if he wanted to meet up |
200s | at the tavern grab an ale talk about the |
202s | good old days |
203s | you never answered but I'm sure he's |
205s | just busy you know probably working out |
207s | or something I mean returning a phone |
209s | call only takes like two minutes don't |
211s | let me lecture you on time management or |
214s | how not to be the kind of thoughtless |
216s | person who can't pick up a phone or |
217s | answer a single text or even an |
220s | anonymous Ama |
221s | the username Illidan sucks zero zero |
224s | that's me shabwa |
227s | and you left me on red |
233s | [Music] |
240s | now sometimes to get the details of a |
243s | scene just right you have to pretend |
245s | you're really there for example if I was |
247s | here there'd probably be some little |
249s | nerd in shiny armor |
251s | like this |
254s | [Music] |
260s | then he'd probably say something like uh |
263s | sargeras I'm the champion of this world |
265s | and I'm going to defeat you oh yeah oh |
269s | yeah you and what army the army of Lies |
273s | you're gonna be in trouble nobody as |
276s | handsome as you could be allowed to live |
278s | oh |
279s | you think I'm handsome |
281s | really really handsome it makes us so |
284s | mad like indescribably angry |
288s | does somebody have anger issues don't |
290s | worry I can relate don't you just want |
293s | to scream sometimes like |
298s | [Music] |
304s | I've been there |
306s | every day is a struggle but feels good |
309s | to talk about it with a friend though |
310s | but you don't have any friends you've |
313s | tried to kill all yours and I'm just a |
315s | fake one of your imagination |
317s | don't say that |
319s | this conversation is unbearably sad |
322s | just like you enough |
330s | oh no |
332s | the hero's dead to the hero's dead |
337s | [Applause] |
340s | is what the old me would have said |
342s | uh |
344s | I don't even know that guy anymore |
347s | right |
349s | new canvas no |
353s | [Music] |
360s | welcome back you know in my past I've |
362s | summoned demons started Wars raised |
365s | Millions to dust but nothing ever made |
367s | me feel more accomplished than I do when |
370s | I get the Hellfire |
372s | just right that's progress huh |
377s | there we go oh yeah |
380s | some happy little flames you know gnomes |
382s | are beautiful creatures |
385s | they make my heart just melt |
388s | just as I've made theirs |
390s | [Applause] |
392s | and we're just about |
395s | finished |
398s | another painting another great day of |
401s | personal growth now let's get one for |
405s | the gram |
409s | oh |
412s | seems that amanthul invited the entire |
414s | Pantheon to The Tavern |
416s | except for me |
418s | oh I am calm I am at peace I am on a |
423s | journey of self-improvement |
426s | oh and they invited Illidan |
431s | remember |
432s | your prizes yeah you're right got it |
434s | deep breaths in and nope not working |
439s | okay let's get Back to Basics all right |
441s | how about I Crush all of them one by one |
444s | and remind everybody who's always been |
446s | number one on this team now that sounds |
448s | therapeutic |
450s | the real lesson here folks people never |
453s | change |
454s | foreign |
457s | [Music] |