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| 0s | foreign |
|---|---|
| 1s | [Music] |
| 14s | hello I'm sargeras and welcome to |
| 18s | canvassing the cosmos you may remember |
| 20s | me as the Titan who founded the burning |
| 23s | Legion |
| 24s | yeah that was me |
| 27s | if you recall my mission was to destroy |
| 29s | the universe and every living being |
| 31s | inside it |
| 35s | if this is your first time with us I'd |
| 37s | like to invite you to grab your paints |
| 39s | and your brushes and paint along with me |
| 41s | and if you're watching from a world I've |
| 43s | conquered previously well you're welcome |
| 48s | remember a dead world is a safe world |
| 53s | now some people tend toward Mage magenta |
| 56s | or Paladin gold but I've always been |
| 58s | much more drawn to options like Fel |
| 60s | flame green smoldering ashes orange and |
| 63s | utter despair of a broken hero black |
| 66s | periwinkle's nice too I used to know a |
| 68s | pit Lord who was periwinkle |
| 71s | oh |
| 73s | there he is |
| 76s | just keep it nice and easy deliberate |
| 78s | yet light and carefree like the burning |
| 81s | of civilizations |
| 83s | you know I used to think all of creation |
| 86s | was one big art project in every world |
| 88s | my Legion destroyed |
| 90s | was a vibrant new color to add to my |
| 92s | masterpiece but these days I've been |
| 95s | advised to keep my impulses on the |
| 97s | canvas explore a little personal growth |
| 99s | with some art therapy Within These |
| 102s | borders we can create infinite |
| 104s | possibilities we can create True |
| 106s | Perfection worthy of uh well |
| 110s | me |
| 112s | oh come on |
| 117s | Archer is therapeutic huh |
| 119s | [Laughter] |
| 123s | [Music] |
| 131s | oh cool no the yellow shirt makes me |
| 133s | look like I'm a banana good choice John |
| 136s | oh hey |
| 140s | welcome back |
| 142s | and now it's time to sprinkle in some |
| 143s | creatures you know maybe a worgen or a |
| 146s | murloc or even a tauren I always like to |
| 149s | say it's what's on the inside that |
| 150s | counts we'll want to make sure we get |
| 152s | the remains just so |
| 155s | every little rib yeah |
| 158s | the ribs of your victims look at them |
| 161s | drying out |
| 163s | in the Sun |
| 165s | beautiful you know the truth is when I'm |
| 168s | not decimating the Universe I have a lot |
| 170s | to offer it but my fellow Titans never |
| 173s | understood my gifts yeah they betrayed |
| 176s | me for my bold ideas |
| 179s | for keeping my eye on the big picture |
| 181s | for wanting to break things remake |
| 184s | things reach my full potential |
| 190s | that's okay |
| 193s | I still love them I love them |
| 196s | in fact just the other day I texted |
| 198s | aggramar to see if he wanted to meet up |
| 200s | at the tavern grab an ale talk about the |
| 202s | good old days |
| 203s | you never answered but I'm sure he's |
| 205s | just busy you know probably working out |
| 207s | or something I mean returning a phone |
| 209s | call only takes like two minutes don't |
| 211s | let me lecture you on time management or |
| 214s | how not to be the kind of thoughtless |
| 216s | person who can't pick up a phone or |
| 217s | answer a single text or even an |
| 220s | anonymous Ama |
| 221s | the username Illidan sucks zero zero |
| 224s | that's me shabwa |
| 227s | and you left me on red |
| 233s | [Music] |
| 240s | now sometimes to get the details of a |
| 243s | scene just right you have to pretend |
| 245s | you're really there for example if I was |
| 247s | here there'd probably be some little |
| 249s | nerd in shiny armor |
| 251s | like this |
| 254s | [Music] |
| 260s | then he'd probably say something like uh |
| 263s | sargeras I'm the champion of this world |
| 265s | and I'm going to defeat you oh yeah oh |
| 269s | yeah you and what army the army of Lies |
| 273s | you're gonna be in trouble nobody as |
| 276s | handsome as you could be allowed to live |
| 278s | oh |
| 279s | you think I'm handsome |
| 281s | really really handsome it makes us so |
| 284s | mad like indescribably angry |
| 288s | does somebody have anger issues don't |
| 290s | worry I can relate don't you just want |
| 293s | to scream sometimes like |
| 298s | [Music] |
| 304s | I've been there |
| 306s | every day is a struggle but feels good |
| 309s | to talk about it with a friend though |
| 310s | but you don't have any friends you've |
| 313s | tried to kill all yours and I'm just a |
| 315s | fake one of your imagination |
| 317s | don't say that |
| 319s | this conversation is unbearably sad |
| 322s | just like you enough |
| 330s | oh no |
| 332s | the hero's dead to the hero's dead |
| 337s | [Applause] |
| 340s | is what the old me would have said |
| 342s | uh |
| 344s | I don't even know that guy anymore |
| 347s | right |
| 349s | new canvas no |
| 353s | [Music] |
| 360s | welcome back you know in my past I've |
| 362s | summoned demons started Wars raised |
| 365s | Millions to dust but nothing ever made |
| 367s | me feel more accomplished than I do when |
| 370s | I get the Hellfire |
| 372s | just right that's progress huh |
| 377s | there we go oh yeah |
| 380s | some happy little flames you know gnomes |
| 382s | are beautiful creatures |
| 385s | they make my heart just melt |
| 388s | just as I've made theirs |
| 390s | [Applause] |
| 392s | and we're just about |
| 395s | finished |
| 398s | another painting another great day of |
| 401s | personal growth now let's get one for |
| 405s | the gram |
| 409s | oh |
| 412s | seems that amanthul invited the entire |
| 414s | Pantheon to The Tavern |
| 416s | except for me |
| 418s | oh I am calm I am at peace I am on a |
| 423s | journey of self-improvement |
| 426s | oh and they invited Illidan |
| 431s | remember |
| 432s | your prizes yeah you're right got it |
| 434s | deep breaths in and nope not working |
| 439s | okay let's get Back to Basics all right |
| 441s | how about I Crush all of them one by one |
| 444s | and remind everybody who's always been |
| 446s | number one on this team now that sounds |
| 448s | therapeutic |
| 450s | the real lesson here folks people never |
| 453s | change |
| 454s | foreign |
| 457s | [Music] |