[2020] If you could have one champion in real life to come and be your personal body guard, who would it be?

If you could have one champion in real life to come and be your personal body guard, who would it be?

I think I would have to go with renekton, how many people would want to mess with a juiced up alligator with a giant weapon?!

That said, zilean could make life pretty interesting, have him ult me and then go jump off a bridge for the experience.