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Every game of TFT I play just reminds me more of league

  • Fiora is somehow the most worthless unit on my team, and the strongest unit on the other team

  • Khazix manages to flank the entire team and ends up in the middle of 5 people, focusing Garen

  • Speaking of Garen, he only has 1 ability and you can literally 1v3 with it

  • Karthus only exists to press R and win

  • Brand presses R and actually wins

  • My teammate randomly afk's in the middle of a fight for no reason

  • A flood of missing pings happen when they do afk

  • Minion block is still alive and very f*cking well (Special shoutout to the Carousel on this one)

  • Less than half the existing champs are playable

  • Rabadons Ludens Garen somehow makes it onto my team and we still manage to win

  • 200 HP Draven successfully 1v1ing the full HP Vayne

  • Guinsoos Rageblade

  • Graves is worthless and still managed to get nerfed

  • Leona Ult WILL hit my most fed carry stunning for 8 seconds.

  • Gnar transforms, doubling in HP and stunning every single member of my team

  • Rest in peace, Aoe Sej R stun

  • Half my teammates will die without using a single spell

  • Glaucoma levels of tunnel vision

  • Lucian dash having no cooldown

  • Enemy Akali is actually useful, destroying my entire backline

  • Kindred ulting at full HP

  • Morgana dying before ult stun pops (zhonyas when)

  • Lulu ulti being the biggest c*ckblock in the world

  • Veigar R automatically executing anyone a lower level than him

  • Yasuo is somehow still alone 35 minutes into the game, and gets a powerspike because of it

  • Yasuo not using windwall

  • Tristana not jumping away from danger

  • Varus Q aka the atomic bomb

  • Blitzcrank pulling Garen into the middle of my whole team

And finally, one that holds a special place in my heart as a 3v3 player,

  • Having to wait multiple hours in queue just to find a game
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over 5 years ago - /u/Blaustoise - Direct link

I think their team’s yasuo vs your team’s yasuo doesn’t exist though. He’s finally just a happy (one hex over) wind man