[2024] Conspiracy theory: They made Yasuo old and dying of dementia because they want to kill him off and introduce a third sword sibling to sell us more skins

And they'll try to mimic their success with Yone

I'm assuming the following:

1. It'll be a woman with 3 fking swords

2. She'll have 2x Crit chance

3. A 3 hit stab Q that ends with a knock-up

4. At least 3 dashes

5. An easy to land shield

6. A damage type(s) that's difficult to build against defensively

7. Have a convoluted and complex sounding kit that makes players seem smart but in reality it's actually easy to play and do well with

8. And ultimate that results in a knock-up

9. Abuses Lethal Tempo

10. Can be played as support

Did I miss anything else?

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