When someone asks 'what do you main?' There is a fleeting moment where you can see just a shimmer of true disgust on their face when you answer. They pretend it's alright, and you both carry on with your lives but from that point on they know, and every interaction henceforth is painted with unease and caution.
Just saying those 4 syllables conveys the implication that no matter what I do in my day to day life, when I get home and hop on League, I exist to be a complete bastard. Not even in the pursuit of a win, or even a good score. No, this is a much higher calling. I exist to make your day just a little worse. Not through mean spirited taunts in /all, nor even complex outplays, but instead just by existing.
No matter if I volunteer for charity, no matter if I am nice to kids, no matter if hold the door for elderly folks, I Main Teemo.