[2022] Should I put my rank on my resume?

Hi all, I'm applying to be a security guard at my local Victoria's Secret store, and I was wondering if I should put my rank on my resume? For reference, I'm Bronze II, 9 lp (would definitely be Grandmaster+, but am held back by my wireless mouse).

I think it would show that I have a very detailed understanding of hand to hand combat, which will of course be useful as a security guard. I've played league for ~5 hours a day for the last 7 years, which is a combined 12,775 hours of combat experience.

I can definitely emulate my champion's movements very well, since we have similar body-types (I main Gragas), so I think it will show the lovely beautiful ladies at Victoria's Secret how much of an alpha I am, and that I'm ready and capable to protect them.

Thanks in advanced guys, stay chill!