[2022] US Government to Replace High Speed Rail Plan With a Single Zeri Pulling a Cart.

After two games in Patch 12.2 playing as Riot’s latest champion, President Biden has introduced a new bill to replace a proposed National High Speed Rail system with one Zeri pulling a cart.

The switch to Zeri, a champion who increases her speed by 2% every time she lands a Q after ulting, will save the US over 17 billion dollars from the country’s infrastructure budget.

While the switch to the Zeri Transportation System will start slow, Biden expects it to match public transportation’s current efficiency within a month, and far surpass it by year's end, when Zeri, scaling infinitely, should be able to move every passenger within the US to their destination within a minute or less.

“We’ll start her off in a big city, like Los Angeles or New York,” states US Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg. “With so many vehicles on the road, she should be able to stack her passive and maintain her ultimate easily by shooting nearby vans and trucks.” Buttigieg added that he was unconcerned about Zeri damaging fellow drivers or vehicles, as her Q does “no damage.”

The current proposed design for Zeri Transport allows for four passengers to ride in Zeri’s cart, with the addition of one first class passenger riding piggyback.