[2020] If Lucian can get his wife back why can't Amumu get a friend.

I'm tired of waking up in the middle of night thinking about poor Amumu. He has feelings you know. And while we are at it, can Renekton stop trying to butcher Nasus. So the question is, would anybody be opposed to Amumu having a friend?

EDIT: OK so I get he kills people that come in contaxt with him but hear me out. What if Yummi realizes shes cancer and decides to sacrifice herself to become his friend. In the process turning into a reworked mummy kitty that works with amumu in the same way that rakkan and feather adc lady work together.