[2023] Golden Guardians vs. Team BDS / 2023 Worlds Qualifying Series / Post-Match Discussion

Originally posted by NeitherAlexNorAlice

Sup buddy. Alright first of all lets get into this f**kin--this tier--let's refer to a quote from Caedral former analyst of the year--let's get the quote, 'kay, if we, "I'm not gonna do a generic tierlist like EVERY OTHER ANALYST! NO! I'm not gonna put JDG and GENG the winner's of their regions in the top! Then I'm NOT GONNA put the second and third seed second! And then I'm NOT GONNA put the third seeds third! No, I would NEVER DO THAT! NO! Because I'M NOT GENERIC!"

Right now let's get into the core and actually real tier list. First of all, there's no f**kING UNIVERSE that GENG's making it past the semifals. YOU know that. I know that. YOU YOURSELF said "I can never believe in GENG" because they're gonna CHOKE! WE KNOW THEY'RE GONNA CHOKE! We BOTH know. It doesn't MATTER how f**kING good they are. Chovy's the best player in the world and it doesn't MATTER. You know that he's gonna get in the semifinals against SOMEONE--doesn't matter who it is--and GENG's gonna FORGET that they have HANDS. 'Kay, next up, 'kay. T1, oh my god bro we BOTH KNOW that T1's gonna meet JDG in the quarterfinals, and then because of SOME WEIRD PLOT LINES that the SCRIPTWRITERS ALWAYS GIVE to T1, they're gonna beat JDG 3-2 and we're ALL gonna talk about how Faker's the best player in the world again. LO AND BEHOLD, that's gonna UNLOCK BLG to do the GREATEST RUN THEY'VE EVERY HAD IN THEIR LIVES! Because we BOTH KNOW that BLG's ACTUALLY the best team in the world, assuming JDG ISN'T IN THE WAY. 'Kay? SO BLG is gonna be in the finals, probably against T1 who's probably gonna beat GENG. G2! Right? THESE GUYS they're probably gonna get THE WORST DRAW they've ever had in their ENTIRE LIVES! They're first round match is gonna be against BLG, they're gonna lose to BLG, and then they're gonna get LNG, and then the next match--because LPL always FINDS A WAY TO GO 0-3 TOP ESPORTS I STILL f**kING REMEMBER YOU--'kay?--G2's gonna end up AGAINST LNG OR SOMETHING AGAIN at 0-3 and they're gonna get knocked out at worlds. IT'S GONNA BE FNATIC that actually gets out of group stage, 'cause they're gonna get something like f**king Cloud 9 and then NRG who have some miraculously been able to beat JDG--I don't know. It's gonna be Fnatic that makes it to the top 8, who's then gonna get rolled and smoke by f**king WEIBO for all I know. 'Kay? And then--and then LET'S NOT FORGET what's ACTUALLY gonna happen, right, is MAD Lions, 'kay, to give us all a lovely bit of false hope, they're gonna BEAT, like, T1 or GENG in round 1 and everyone's gonna be like "OH MY GOD! MAD LIONS' THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD! I ALWAYS KNEW THAT NISQY WAS BETTER THAN CHOVY!" And then the NEXT ROUND THEY'RE GONNA LOSE NRG! Okay! That's what's gonna happen. We both know they're gonna fail to get out of groups, 'kay, and then it's just gonna be f**kin'--yeah f**kin'--

The only thing I can say with confidence is no UNIVERSE that BDS lose to Golden Guardians.