[2019] You get to rename any one ability, item or summoner spell. It doesn't change anything mechanically, but everyone is required to use the new name in casting, Reddit etc. What is it and what new name do you give it?

For example, I would personally rename flash "yeet" (with the past tense yote / have yoten) so pro play casters would be obligated to say "The dredge line has not hit because the Gragas yote out of the way in time" or the like.

Another amazing idea would be switching the names of Jhin's W and Q because honestly it would make much more sense that way. The Captive Audience would be the spell that can actually root people, and Deadly Flourish would be the flower.