Reworked Skarner looks so tasty that I would like to eat him so much.

Do you know these YouTube food channels where influencers buy these huge lobsters/crabs from the fish market and then take them to these super experienced chefs, who prepare them, and we can see the entire cooking process?

Idk why, but this new Skarner reminds me really of this. I mean, look at his splash art... his neck is so thick, his torso is so bulky, his legs and tails are so chunky. I can't stop thinking how delicate and juicy white meat he has to have inside. His cooking processes would be so satisfying to watch. I would really like to see maybe in some skin line how boiled Skarner would look like in this tempting crimson color. I imagine even now a fine portion of lemon garlic butter on his head, so yummy... I would like to see how his pincers are opened with the hammer, hear that cracking sound of carapace, revealing the tastiest meat Runeterra has to offer. Just one thought, how these morsels of meat would taste with some soft Tatar sauce, makes me shiver.

I bet that the soup cooked from his guts, in his shell with the best spices and fresh vegetables, would be a godlike dish. Like those fantastical soups they always eat in anime. His tails are so long... add some seaweed and rice, and you can roll some fine sushi. Wait a second, maybe Skarner lays eggs? So you could finish off sushi with raw caviar at the top of it? So delicious…

I just can't stop thinking about eating Skarner. I have no money for lobsters, so I will probably buy today some small package of shrimps. I am gonna eat them fried with garlic, looking right into the eyes of our reworked Skarner boy. That's all what can I do to fulfill my hunger…

Do you feel the same?