[2021] One day, every League player, you included, wakes up with their highest mastery champion's powers. What do you do?

Additional details:

• since we don't want ASol mains spontaneously combusting the planet, which is hella dumb and boring if you ask me, let's say that any champion stronger than an Ascended becomes as strong as an Ascended;

• the more mastery points, the more power. At about 250k mastery, one should expect to 1v1 the actual champion and barely come out on top.