hey guys so yeah was just drinking and uh so here's my reason why:

1.) Seraphine Name Origin

It is a

name used in the Bible for the heavenly winged angels surrounding the throne of God.

Now a winged angel, from Heaven? Exactly what a sea monster would like you to think.

2.) Suspicious Tweets Part 1

https://twitter.com/seradotwav/status/1294691574585143297

i usually have to wait a year before i like a photo of myself. in the moment it's hard to appreciate where i'm at, but now that i've grown, i miss her :')

Hmmmm so let's decipher this yeah?

• She has to wait a year to like a photo. Accursed transformation? Need to charge up magical energies to take on her alluring form?

• "in the moment it's hard to appreciate where i'm at" -- is she speaking to herself... or her victims?

• "but now that i've grown, i miss her :')" -- she's reverted back to her gigantic badass sea monster form and is going to crush my f*cking skull now

Suspicious Tweets Part 2

https://twitter.com/seradotwav/status/1293413150860226560

Even in human form, she requires sustenance. That cat (possibly Yuumi?) is dead. Gone. She ate it, then replaced it with a similar cat. Look at this:

https://twitter.com/maruti_bitamin/status/1295726516920295425

The "ball" represents cat heaven because this gigantic, stench-ridden incredibly amazing and wonderful sea beast devoured all of these felines.

Suspicious Tweets Part 3

https://twitter.com/seradotwav/status/1296562401819496449

"Happy place" is clearly at typo for "happy meal." This is just obvious cmon

Suspicious Tweets part 6 or something

https://twitter.com/seradotwav/status/1295444364278276097

LORE: Seraphine is a penguin who wasn't really good at making up song lyrics. She was abandoned by a bird and then got really pissed and became corrupted by the Void. Simple.

Teardrop tattoo

https://twitter.com/seradotwav/status/1294005050931654658

Teardrop tattoo... and a star at that. Probably killed Zoe?

Reason number nine: Riot wouldn't do this to me

This game took a roster of ugly claymation models and worked hard to convince us they were cool. Used to move ahead now they're keeping up

idk man the promotion and the art is cool and the character probably isnt bad but im drunk and i just want a sea monster man i just want something with a little bit of flavor just sucks knowing thats not likely to happen anymore. f*ck im simping over a game i hate this game man f*ck you league whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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