[2019] What would happen to the game if reddit circlejerks/rants dictacted the balance of the game?

I have been thinking about the recent most upvoted threads and comments and thought about doing a list about complaints and ideas that have been present here, here they are:

• Stopwatch is removed;

• Getting one shotted by assassins is 'not fun', so assassins get nerfed;

• Doran Shield gets buffed to the point that it should block and reflect the aa damage if it's coming from a ranged character and the victim is melee;

• Based on this belief

  
  ranged tops and mages are removed from top lane... Top lane becomes a bruisers/juggernaut only lane! Tanks must leave top and get stuck in either jungle or support because most people 'don't have fun playing tanks';

• Respectable jungle players start a summit to decide which jungle meta was the healthiest and most fun to play, after the decision Riot will change to said meta and never change jungle again (so no one has to relearn jungle every year);

• Top lane becomes a '1v1 lane', a magic barrier prevents others players from interfering in the honorable duel between top laners;

• 'Mage items are OP' so AP items receive nerfs;

• ADCs complain about lack of individual agency, others complain that ADCs are OP because they are in 99% of games... so it's hard to say if reddit wants ADCs getting buffed or nerfed to allow other classes in bot lane;

• Riot is not allowed to release champions with innovative and disruptive mechanics, if they do they should nerf them to 40% winrate because they are 'not fun to play against';

• Rift Herald is considered weak so its headbutt should guarantee the destruction of a tower from full health;

Mid and support players seem to be more chill people, they don't complain as much. Do you have more suggestions? How do you think these suggestions would impact the game? Would relying in reddit analysts make the game better?

Discuss!