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my opgg if you want to take a real nice look at it.
This was a nightmare.
It started with me and jinx having a fun in the bot lane. I was really fed so i bought lethality items for early game damage, and that seemed to go fine until we got baron. I recalled with the baron buff, foolishly thinking we could all group and end fast. Oh how wrong I was.
my team refused to group as 5, despite me trying my best efforts to get them to do so. Eve farmed jungle camps, Teemo farmed minions, and Jinx and Olaf tried to splitpush. I was able to get a tower, and after a while my team got the mid inhib. We then sat in their base trying to bm (with Eve still farming). This was a mistake.
The enemy aced us because we did not recall, and soon enough they were coming back into the game, picking off my teammates, who were still trying to splitpush.
I begged in chat for us to just team up and push, since we still won teamfights with mine and Jinx's dps. But my teammates, being the bronze lads they are (no shame btw I'm bronze too lmao), did not listen.
However, the enemy team still could not end, since I would just sit in base and clear waves (the reason i sold my support item) and my team would again try to split, getting killed but preventing the enemy from getting to our base.
since the enemy inhib was down, Olaf and Eve would attempt to backdoor 24/7. This lead to many of their deaths, but eventually we got all of their towers. We then got baron for like the 5th time and Eve ran it down, somehow taking the enemy nexus down with her at 1+ hour into the game.
Yayyy gamer time I guess.
Some fun facts about this game!
- Olaf called me a n***** and told us that he wanted to die in chat!
- I bought and sold at least 4 infinity edges!
- Morg solo killed me 2 times! One time I wasn't even looking at the map!
- Teemo never teamfought, but he solo killed more than 5 people from the other side of the map using shrooms!
Please don't ever subject me to this kind of game again I beg of you rito gods.
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