[2021] Simple Fix for Poor Player Attitudes: Incentivize Players to Enjoy Naptime

This is a relatively simple system that could revolutionize how Riot Games deals with ne'er do well, grumpy-frumpy players.

Every ten games or so, right before a match is about to start, all players on both teams receive a notification--the notification is accompanied by calming lullaby music:

NAPTIME!!!

Rather than starting immediately, the game will be delayed for twenty minutes. During this time, all players are requested to snuggle up to their teddies, have some warm milk, and get a nappy-bye in before playing the rough and poopoo game of League.

Aw! The big boys and girls will be able to rest their wittle heads before having to be all big and strong on the Rift. Waking up fresh and ready to take on the world, the rested gamers will be able to behave super duperty well.

As a bonus for engaging in naptime, all players receive some LP regardless of if they win or lose.

Streamers are required to take twice as many naptimes.