[2023] Two nights ago I astral projected into Riot Phreak's house to ask him about the state of the game. Here are my findings.

• He has a nice house. A lot of books on his shelves, like floor to ceiling on some walls.
• He talks about game balance while laying in bed with him (platonically)
• He's happy with the state of top lane and thinks there's interesting gameplay there
• He f*cking hates Singed and thinks he was a mistake. This scares me because I like Singed.
• He can transform into Judy Hopps from Zootopia on demand, at will, instantly (again, platonically)
• Mid lane is boring and needs more tanks
• He's good at darts. We played a few rounds
• He will gift you a large pack of chicken breast but will be understandably upset if you forget to put it in the freezer and let it spoil in your backpack like I did

What do you guys think? I think he's bringing some intersting new ideas to the game and will be fun to see how he influences the game in future patches