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0s [Music]
2s what's going on everybody it's Captain
5s robir hearing crew and we're here for
8s the midnight circus brought brought to
10s you by Lost Ark
13s how's everybody doing
16s I'm doing good I'm doing good how are
17s you doing rolling in
20s I hadn't seen the nose
23s since that was in production we're live
25s baby oh yeah you left the nose on dude
28s come on yeah sorry I was just Clowning
31s Around before we started I forgot to
32s take it off
33s [Music]
36s it hurts
38s hahaha
40s welcome everybody joining us today at a
44s very very hospitable EU time in midday
48s over here in the states welcome welcome
51s this is the lovely project that we've
54s been hiding for so long that we can't
56s wait to bring to all of you so thank you
59s for joining us and thanks for being
61s patient while I told you there was
63s amazing news on the horizon
66s we got to do a little round robin before
68s we get this thing kicking let's start it
70s off with Dad mods introduce yourself
73s yeah I'm that mods uh dadgamer Corgi
77s Master twitch streamer that's pretty
81s much it
82s I'm excited to be here today and uh do a
84s little tabletop gaming and Lost Ark
88s let's go
91s Ellie coming from us from Parts Unknown
94s in the internet
96s how are you
98s uh is this Mike here yeah
102s uh well I'm excited I'm excited to be
106s doing this um tabletop RPG with um the
109s community I'm so delighted to meet rocks
112s and the bull The Voice Andrew I'm
115s excited and well mods it's always a
117s pleasure so I'm I'm really hyped I'm I'm
119s so hyped
120s yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think
123s we've spoken at least once or twice
125s before Ellie yeah just once or twice
127s yeah
130s the man the myth the legend the voice of
132s balthor himself Andrew welcome to the
135s table
137s hello no I'm just kidding I'm not gonna
139s talk like that the whole time
140s um hi I'm Andrew I'm a voice actor uh
143s streamer I stream here on Twitch
146s um and for this game you guys know me as
149s a voice of balthor yes I also sang the
153s song yeah
156s can you do that one more time maybe they
159s hit us with another voice line one more
161s time one more time
163s yeah my umarian beard
170s that's pretty sick that's pretty sick
173s one more time
179s also if you want to
182s I will not not make it me and my
185s romantic weapon
189s oh my goodness tip your waiters try the
192s veal it's not going to get any better
193s than that I promise you
195s but last but not least
198s lovely individual who is responsible for
200s getting this circus together
203s rocks thank you thank you thank you so
205s much for putting this together
207s I don't know that I want to be called
208s responsible
211s um uh hi uh I think most of you probably
214s know me as rocks my name is Roxanne I'm
217s the product Community manager um on Lost
220s Ark uh yes I am the one in the forms
223s so that's kind of what I do here
226s um and we're super super stoked to be
228s kind of bringing this to you today and
230s going into kakalo said on his midnight
233s circus and a bit of the Legion raid in
235s kind of a whole new way that lost ark
237s has never been played before
242s so pumped
244s if we could not do this without our
246s lovely friends over at levia core and
249s Beyond thank you all for making this
252s incredibly possible and to our friend
254s Noah
256s my lawyer friend and my lawyer
259s who's helped develop this module for us
261s today
263s thank you buddy we could not do this
265s project without you
268s and of course if you do not know myself
270s I am the man who does walk around with a
273s captain's hat unironically for way way
276s too long in my life so if you've seen me
278s out and about at a convention here there
281s yes it is me Captain Robert professional
285s Storyteller ex-tavern owner an
288s Entertainer here for you
290s so thank you it's incredible honor to
293s get to be tapped for a project like this
296s easily my biggest online stage ever and
299s I am pleased to share it with some of
302s the best talent on the platform so thank
304s you this is a treat I can't wait to
306s shred the last bit of my voice that's
309s left from after twitchcon with the rest
311s of you
312s yeah he's not joking when I first met
314s him he was wearing that captain's hat he
315s even had a boat he was Towing around
317s like he gets really really immersed in
318s it he just had his little trailer with a
321s boat going on with his captain's hat
323s fresh water not salt fresh water yeah
329s by the way rocks I got you coming in
331s just a bit low I'm gonna
333s drag you up here in Discord just a tad
337s bit
339s you might have to scream into the mic
342s might have to pull your mic up just a
344s little bit but
346s we want to let the audience know that
348s while this is a very cool project that
350s we put together this tabletop version to
353s play inside the Lost Ark universe and
356s get approval to do that in the first
358s place is an amazing feat
361s but this is just a fun artistic
364s interpretation It Is by no means Canon
367s this is to have fun until a Multiverse
370s style story
372s as if we were playing through it with
374s our own characters so enjoy the
376s storytelling experience but by no means
379s please use this for any kind of raid
382s identification or help
384s it won't get you there you'll have to go
386s to the professionals
388s so enjoy sit back
391s grab yourself a beverage and enjoy a
394s little bit of old-fashioned
396s Radio Theater
399s and as always
401s with Talent at the table please
404s let them feel free to do as silly or as
408s serious of decision-making as they want
411s there is no meta or optimization here
414s we're all here for a good time and to
417s tell a story
418s and if you're not used to my style
421s be prepared for the ones and 20s
428s so
431s picking up
434s where So Many Adventures
437s do begin
441s inside of a Tavern
444s oh
448s after an audience with the matriarch
453s the punika
455s Nyan the queen of Vern
458s and queen Elon
461s all learned that the demon Legion
463s Commander Kaku Sudan
466s has returned
468s as Mayhem Legion is once again posing a
471s threat
473s to Artesia
476s niana Elin have requested a party's help
481s they've sent the party to near his
483s Tavern to meet
486s with SideReel shonde
489s it is here that we find that party
492s discussing Kaku Sudan's return
497s with Shandy through his Avatar
499s the illusionary owl
507s as you all enter
509s the smell of roast pork
513s the cracklins that drip down onto the
516s Yukon Gold potatoes below from the back
520s sense of hardiness
523s the bits and Bobs and Extras being
525s thrown into the stews in the back
528s Uncorked bottles of mead
530s wine and Ale
533s and a small hint of stale Heroes and
537s regret as you pass by multiple tables to
541s your own
543s low light just enough to blur past your
547s eyes
549s tapestries hung in the table the
551s woodwork all too familiar
556s his Gathering has brought all of you
558s back together again
561s staring across the table
565s T I want you to describe yourself
570s oh I'm a war-torn veteran glavor
575s Lush Long glorious red hair
579s he could spot me from across the
581s battlefield
583s as you approach closer
585s you see my deep glaring or struck in
589s eyes
589s [Music]
592s I'm a little sad
594s but also happy
596s to be in this tavern with friends
598s [Music]
599s I have a mild composition with flowing
602s Soul shoulders
604s and I'm very voluptuous
610s and I have a massive spear
613s ready to take down Annie demons that
616s cross my path
619s I want you to roll a perception check
622s for me
623s okay
624s if you click on your character and go to
626s attributes
628s it'll be in the second column all the
630s way down almost at the bottom
636s okay
637s oh
641s that goes uh
643s perception check yeah
646s oh no
648s it's a negative rolling it's a negative
650s one I see down there so you literally
651s just click the word that's perception
655s foreign
663s you see an individual
665s strolling and then to the tavern
667s headed towards your table
670s rocks describe yourself as you push back
673s both doors
675s and enter this institution of
677s institutions
680s um all right all right so I am a
685s battle-hardened machinist
687s um oh man I was not ready for this mods
691s was on
692s um I've got my uh my flowing white hair
695s not quite as white as the rest of my
697s parties but uh you know really made sure
699s I was I was fitting in with them uh
703s battle hardened a little bit upset at
706s the fact that keco will sedon has
709s apparently returned as we just heard
711s right from uh the queen and the
714s matriarch
715s um so I'm I'm ready I've got my my drone
718s and my weapons and I'm kind of just a
721s Freddy to find him again and
724s I'm not gonna say that but you know kick
727s him to the curb because kakul sedon has
729s been bothering us for quite some time
732s we've seen him a few times and uh in a
735s circus and Lutera and with Nia and we're
738s here once again and I just
742s again
743s time for you to roll a perception check
752s 16 to start so that was pretty solid
755s right
758s it depends
762s with a six
763s [Laughter]
766s with the thoughts of cockle said done
771s on your mind you pay no attention in the
774s fact that your poor friend Ellie across
778s from the bar
779s hasn't been able to avoid the gentleman
782s with too much Mead
785s I'm glad to see you around you before
788s uh
791s uh the new new here
798s is I don't know man I I think he's
801s talking to you but I I must have my
803s visor on or my helmet on or something
805s because
809s both of you are new here I I can tell
815s let me get around as he stumbles and he
819s passes by you Ellie and you see a
821s pathway back over to the table
824s describe yourself
828s I am
829s a sorceress very very very to myself
832s very very aware a woman of few words I
836s I'm very mad very agitated at being here
839s in the first place I see the guy
841s constantly drunk trying to hit on me and
845s I walk over to my to my friend rocks as
848s she walks into the tavern I am
852s I am very very
855s eager to get um out of this place
862s I'll uh I'll come over and stand by
864s Ellie as well but I I have no idea I
867s rolled the six uh I am not she's she's
869s clearly very very mad but I am uh
872s clueless apparently
875s but uh it's cool I'm just happy I'm
877s happy to be here with my friends so
878s we'll we'll hang out
881s hey
885s so you're your table back behind you uh
888s would have helped me carry a few of
890s these drinks as it's the uncomfortable
893s part of his shirt that rides up and it
896s in his his Tavern cloth that comes
899s across and you just get a little bit of
901s belly sweat Andrew just as he's passing
904s his drops a couple of beverages in front
906s of you oh
910s it always happens
922s you don't want to smell
924s you smell of liquor
927s I really haven't been able to afford the
929s liquor it's been a lot of
931s a lot of mead
935s well
937s do yourself a favor
939s don't talk to my friends ever again
943s roll an intimidation check
949s [Music]
953s but fine
955s I'll leave them alone
958s he picks up his things and
961s drags off to the other end of the bar as
962s the regular's groan as he makes his way
965s back over to the other side
967s describe yourself Andrew
971s brooding
973s strong
975s and I know it
976s I have a direct line to the powers of
980s the Gods
981s and being a paladin I've always been
984s able to channel my abilities in many
986s various ways and I'm smart
990s I found a group of people
993s that can do damage
995s and do it well
997s and like any good support
1000s I support them they do all the work
1003s and I take the credit
1008s as you head back to the table
1011s the illusionary form of Shandy
1015s peers scattering
1017s a small storybook held between a clutch
1020s [Music]
1027s active demon you understand he acts so
1030s weak and he hides his powers and he only
1033s shows his true force in a critical
1035s moments
1037s ah
1038s storybook
1040s it's on the table it contains a
1043s contains a portal
1046s crackles location I trust you with this
1051s we don't know what kind of sinister plot
1054s that he may come up with whatever it is
1057s the party must be prepared to face
1060s mayhem's Legions
1066s we've done it before I think what do you
1068s think guys do you think we can do it
1070s again
1071s I think we got this
1073s we're uh
1076s I'm struggling with fear I don't have
1078s confidence in my abilities anymore
1080s but I think I'm ready not even with that
1082s giant spear
1085s it's over compensating
1086s [Laughter]
1090s is all a part of the journey my friend
1095s all my all my drones and guns that are
1098s also over compensation no no I look at
1102s you and say there's no need to hide your
1106s power
1107s your power is what will strike fear into
1110s our enemies cockle sadan more like cargo
1114s so not right
1117s that was good
1120s enough clowning around it's just serious
1124s these are forces beyond our control he
1126s wants you to think that it's a walk in
1128s the park
1131s they both want you to think it's a walk
1133s in the park remember it's two of them
1135s for God's sakes
1141s once and for all in this please
1147s make it out alive
1152s one of us is going down I don't know
1154s about the making that out alive part you
1156s had me until you said that
1159s I'm going to kind of gesture over to uh
1162s that mods and his Spears like this this
1164s is not giving the the confidence that
1166s he's uh ready to or she's ready to make
1168s it out alive
1170s or glute beer no I feel inspired now by
1173s the words of uh our trusty Paladin and
1177s his protections that he provides he's
1178s dragging you down
1180s laughs
1184s remember
1187s you don't finish the task this is the
1189s one-way portal
1193s good luck
1196s the godspeed on one way let's go
1200s let's do it
1202s I'm ready to embark on an epic adventure
1204s I'll be ready if you're all ready
1207s let's do it
1209s to the circus
1211s laughs as you all flipped
1214s open the book
1215s [Music]
1217s it begins to unfold
1221s like something out of your childhood
1223s dreams
1224s [Music]
1226s laid across the table it begins to lift
1229s up and animate as the pages form scenes
1232s in front of you
1235s lights is real
1237s is the ones that dim the tavern that
1239s surround you
1242s as you stare out
1245s into a scene
1247s that looks straight out
1249s of fall and Autumn's Hollow
1253s twisting Vines
1255s jack-o-lanterns
1258s in the face of clowns
1263s before you begin to hear what sounds
1266s like even more tackling
1271s in the distance
1273s and it's that first bit of just sheer
1278s offsetting
1281s that comes with the territory
1289s [Laughter]
1299s and then they begin to pour out in
1302s numbers
1304s all around
1308s welcome welcome
1310s won't you turn the next page
1319s if it fills out as you can see clowns
1322s with cannons crumpets Sledge Hammers and
1326s unicycles
1328s [Music]
1329s this fiendish Carnival opens up to the
1333s mouth of its entrance
1338s yeah that mods you got that spear ready
1343s I just hear uh clown music everywhere
1346s it's radiating around me
1348s I didn't realize I was scared of clowns
1352s [Music]
1361s [Music]
1362s I'm just really hoping that this Paladin
1365s is not a DPS Paladin
1367s [Laughter]
1372s and through this Rodeo before I'm
1374s certainly not a DPS Paladin I ain't
1378s rolling judgment
1383s just about as you're able to turn that
1387s first page
1388s [Music]
1390s a fist
1393s slams down on the table
1398s as you look up
1400s at Burly well worn knuckles
1406s as you drift up and you see the face
1409s and if an individual you haven't seen in
1413s quite
1414s some time
1416s go ahead and describe yourself
1421s Andrew
1428s finally you've showed up I've been
1432s waiting for you for so many hours so
1435s many weeks
1438s me and my hammer have been trying our
1441s best to do what we can with these clowns
1444s but I need you guys to focus
1447s I need a party that can get us through
1449s this okay
1453s I need a drink
1465s your characters literally stand
1468s astounded in greatness
1471s as you sit at the precipice of your
1475s adventure how do you respond to the
1478s legendary Bell Thor
1483s buddy I think I'm gonna need a drink too
1485s me too
1488s how long have you been here
1495s I wish I could tell you me and my hammer
1500s we've been fighting for what seems like
1504s ages
1507s I need a massage
1511s well it's uh it's certainly good to see
1513s you here again considering our our
1516s glavia is ready to run
1519s Nerf Paladin doesn't do any damage which
1522s you know
1526s I'm here to support you what else am I
1529s supposed to do jeez and you support uh
1532s that mods by making him feel just a
1535s little bit better just like a little bit
1538s you call that a weapon
1542s take a look at this Walter shows his
1547s mighty Hammer
1550s wow that's uh bask in balthor's Muddy's
1553s Hammer's Glory
1555s it's an honor to be in the presence of
1557s his beard and his Mead that he just felt
1559s all over me while he was shaking and
1561s talking about himself
1564s it's a great honor though balthor
1567s honor honor for the great balthory
1572s it's about time you showed up
1576s you think you're gonna go weasel your
1578s way back into another adventure without
1581s going one for one with the great braid
1584s in barley do ya no we got a nail game
1589s and I got a hammer here too my friend so
1593s let's see who's gonna be the last one
1596s standing here you owe me Bell thought
1598s you know you didn't pay your time with
1601s me last time you walked out all in the
1604s face of Avenger well
1607s let's settle that score shall we
1616s shall
1620s come here is he Embraces you and gives
1624s you a big sweaty Mead hug as beards
1628s embrace
1632s ah we had you all going for a moment
1636s there
1639s they don't pay me enough to go play with
1642s clowns enjoy yourselves let's see when
1646s you come out on the other side
1651s I sure hope you will
1656s as you guys watch it's
1659s two legendary forces of nature
1662s I'm two very very different multiverses
1667s walk away to the bar together
1675s unfold
1679s as you begin
1682s to slowly see the lights around you dim
1688s it's a Sinking Feeling almost like going
1691s through a long tunnel
1695s somewhere in a metropolitan area when
1698s the lights dim and go out
1701s and it's just darkness
1705s staring into the abyss when you rub your
1708s eyes it opens up to a scene
1713s of sheer merriment
1716s a carnival to behold in front
1721s full of stands
1724s barkers
1727s and the smell of fried spiral cut
1731s potatoes
1733s corn dogs
1736s and a little bit of regret
1740s [Music]
1741s you guys see it eating that I will not
1745s be eating anything here and I suggest
1747s you all do the same
1750s did you guys try the free cotton candy
1752s over there it's pretty delicious
1756s all right
1758s mods give me a constitution saving throw
1760s on that uh that old cotton candy
1765s oh okay
1767s so Constitution saving throw you just
1770s click constitution on the far left and
1772s hit save and throw
1775s okay
1777s saving Pharrell
1780s oh 15. it settles well in the belly it's
1784s a little bit harsh at the beginning but
1787s all things will pass
1793s I knew the cotton candy was all right I
1795s wasn't going to be deceived you guys
1796s should try it out though it was pretty
1797s good free snacks before
1801s next to it you see health
1805s a very portly clown
1808s a little bit crusty a little bit Spanish
1814s you should try the Velveeta cotton candy
1819s or better yet the very uh Taffy
1825s and you can see it spinning there and it
1827s does it looks like gross byproduct
1830s spinning over and over again in this
1833s golden wrapping as you can see dips a
1837s hand in
1838s uncovered
1841s [Music]
1842s Anna
1844s I I appreciate it but uh I'm I'm lactose
1847s intolerant so you know you don't you you
1850s don't want to give that to me I'm good
1852s I'm doing this for you too I'm with
1855s rocks on this one gonna stay away from
1857s that
1858s you don't like the good cheese
1862s Gucci violated the front
1865s go get a ticket
1869s look look it's not that I don't like the
1871s cheese it's that the cheese doesn't like
1873s me and it's just better for everyone if
1875s I if I stay away I'm already offended
1879s [Music]
1881s didn't take much
1883s um
1884s should we should we head to the front
1886s and look for the the clown he just
1889s mentioned
1891s I think we should think so
1892s yeah
1895s they're good don't we
1898s I think so Ellie uh if you would like to
1900s lead the way
1902s charge let's go let's go
1907s so
1909s there's an easy accessible front gate
1913s but
1915s not really any fencing around here
1917s either
1920s good choice you've been pointed in the
1922s direction
1924s of a large portly lady in front with a
1928s very
1929s well-kept rollers in hair
1933s of a fantastic
1935s amethyst do
1937s as you can see freshly blowing on some
1940s very very long nails up at the front no
1943s line
1945s just her
1947s and the carnival it's your choice
1952s you all like to proceed to the ticket
1954s line or just walk in
1957s I I I think we'll just walk in I think
1961s we'll we'll just skip that for now
1965s right
1967s about this
1969s what if she has presents for Sally
1972s I don't know you shouldn't have taken
1973s that cotton candy
1975s I don't think so I think we should just
1977s skip it was so good though you should
1980s have had some and the cotton candy it's
1983s clouding your judgment mods
1985s you need to get it together
1988s okay let's go win I think let's just
1991s walk in I'm willing I'm willing to
1993s follow
1994s let's go did you try to go for the
1997s pathway of least resistant
1999s less clowns the better at this point you
2003s see a small break in the Hedgerow
2007s oh but the smell
2010s um
2011s something strong here I need a
2013s perception check out of everyone
2023s money
2025s I lost my token oh yeah I gotta give you
2031s you guys over here
2034s oops
2036s [Music]
2038s actually a flea Carnival for you guys
2040s yeah rides are massive
2042s [Music]
2043s [Laughter]
2046s mine's back at the Cotton key booth
2050s I'm here still in spirit
2054s oh
2057s everyone except for Ellie unfortunately
2060s as you get closer
2062s you get caught up as you you hit this
2065s invisible wall
2067s but Ellie not in time as you step into
2069s just
2070s the largest cow patty possible
2075s oh
2077s stuck to your combat
2080s Mage boots
2082s that's not coming off anytime soon
2084s [Music]
2087s I need you to make a constitution saving
2089s throw
2092s Constitution saving through yes uh
2096s Constitution will be on the left side on
2098s attributes
2100s uh-huh three down
2105s [Music]
2112s oh all right hey after seeing mods eat
2117s that cotton candy with more than a
2120s couple extra inhabitants inside of it
2122s has braced your stomach for more than
2125s just an off-putting smell as you can see
2128s there's an entire force field wall
2131s That's held up and you can see other
2133s clowns bringing the rest of the carnival
2136s animals all the way up to the force
2138s field
2139s and letting them go on the other side
2142s [Laughter]
2144s [Applause]
2148s you should probably head to the entrance
2153s I kind of like this hedge this open
2155s Hedge
2157s as long as there's no other cow poop I
2159s mean we're already halfway there
2162s did you take that extra step forward
2167s you hit the wall
2171s yeah that's just for the Edibles as you
2174s can see the animals free to Rome
2178s all wearing
2181s Violet colors
2182s [Music]
2186s I I mean
2189s I mean it's this wall I assume nobody
2191s else can unless you're actually not
2194s people unless one of you is an animal
2196s which I don't think is the case
2200s avani are you saying there's a couple
2202s jumpers over there why don't you bring
2206s them over I've been sitting here all day
2212s did you still continue to see the back
2215s of this portly woman
2217s with tight
2219s amethyst air with her back turned to you
2224s I guess we should probably head over to
2227s the front of the ticket booth and it
2229s doesn't look like we'll be getting in
2231s here
2231s [Music]
2234s who is this woman do any of you know her
2237s have you seen her before no clue I spend
2240s as the this much time away from the
2244s clown and his minions as possible so
2247s foreign
2248s guys did you guys know there's cow poop
2251s around here I just got something on my
2252s shoe odds who's this lady in front of us
2258s she's rather thick though I think we
2260s should approach her
2262s she wanna smell you smell so bad
2265s I don't know that you should you should
2268s lead the way I need a constitution
2269s saving throw now from the rest of the
2272s party mods rocks and Andrew
2275s Ellie you're safe you've already
2276s survived yours
2278s yeah
2281s oh
2289s oh Andrew
2292s it's not the right day it's not the
2295s right day for this at all
2298s just suffering to hold down
2301s morning's breakfast
2303s you temporarily have one point of
2305s exhaustion
2309s in this temporary point you got
2312s disadvantage on your next saving throw
2315s or ability check
2319s foreign
2323s as you slowly stroll over to the ticket
2327s booth finally
2331s woman spins around with long purple
2335s nails
2337s and stares back as you see a mask that
2341s is absolutely
2343s gnarly split in half
2348s when laughing
2352s one crying
2353s [Music]
2357s see that's what they always think it's
2359s just
2360s sugar plums and rainbows over here
2364s but it's not
2367s and I think you know that
2369s [Music]
2372s I want to talk to her you want to talk
2374s to her
2376s my stomach hurts I think we should
2379s approach I think we should approach
2380s slowly you can talk to her I'm gonna I'm
2384s gonna hang back here with Andrew she's a
2386s very ominous aura
2388s cascading off for
2390s I think you should talk to her mods I
2393s think you should talk to her okay yeah I
2395s run up to her on her pull her finger
2397s Hello nice to meet you
2401s but wouldn't you give me a sleight of
2403s hand
2405s it'll be at the very bottom of your
2410s ability checks
2413s oh 14. yeah you grab that little Vienna
2417s sausage with ease longer nail than
2420s actual finger
2423s cold clammy to the touch
2428s well
2430s don't we have a gentleman here
2433s and she leans over and you see her head
2436s spin as the other side that's crying now
2441s stares back at the rest of the group and
2443s you only
2445s have the side that's laughing
2447s [Music]
2449s what's your name
2456s I'm Mr mods the glavor
2461s wow
2463s it's nice to meet you
2465s not often a girl sees another girl like
2468s you strolling around here
2473s so what's it say
2475s want to meet up after your friends go to
2478s the carnival
2480s what you think
2483s he's in I would love to meet up with you
2486s you seem wonderful and I love what you
2488s do with your hearing Nails I think I'm
2490s gonna do the same once I get back out of
2491s the circus
2495s oh
2497s tired help are you
2500s roll a persuasion check
2502s [Music]
2509s this is a minus one on persuasion
2513s oh no
2514s [Laughter]
2517s honey
2518s uh
2520s don't tell me no lies and keep your
2522s hands to yourself a Hired Hand can spot
2526s another from a mile away and she
2529s squeezed eases your hand with hers
2533s that's no Connie hand
2535s [Music]
2538s that's your first lie
2540s but I'm willing to
2543s give you a pass
2546s but don't tell me any more lies honey
2549s did you see her neck
2551s begin to turn back slightly a little bit
2557s you wouldn't like me
2564s did you see the other side begin to
2566s snarl oh keep yourself quiet
2570s been a while since we had company over
2573s here
2574s [Music]
2576s so what's your favorite ride
2581s you caught me I'm not from around these
2583s parts
2584s oh I'm glad that I'm here now with you
2586s they're my favorite ride
2588s that's the merry-go-rounds I love to
2591s just spin right round
2595s like a record baby
2598s I can tell you we're an old soul
2603s now it is up to you you can roll
2606s deception or persuasion it's up to your
2609s character I don't know you tell me
2612s okay I oh I want to go deception
2618s [Music]
2619s 15 with the negative one
2623s oh gosh can't the girl be entertained
2626s Every Now And once in a while I don't
2628s care if he is lying
2631s we deserve this
2635s that's right we deserve this
2638s and she pulls her tickets out
2640s [Music]
2642s and she hands you a stack
2646s and don't forget
2648s I'll be watching
2650s I'm up here all night
2652s gives you a wink
2654s she takes one of the rollers out
2659s sticks it on your finger
2661s take that for a keepsake
2667s I looked down on my ticket
2669s it says entry
2671s plus one
2673s I flip it around to the back
2675s and there's the name of her carrier
2677s pigeon it looks like she wants to keep
2679s in contact
2681s later on after a battle ends
2683s [Laughter]
2687s gotta do something on your damn time
2690s right
2692s [Music]
2695s believe that worked
2697s opens
2700s [Music]
2702s go on
2703s we'll have fun
2706s be watching the merry-go-round
2712s I think she liked you mods
2715s I think you're in
2717s yeah I think we have a good relationship
2720s and understanding with each other
2723s she's just a little misunderstood
2726s lied to her twice
2728s sometimes you just gotta do what you
2730s have to do in these war-stricken times
2733s you could always ask for an apology
2735s later
2739s as you all pass through the gates
2742s [Music]
2744s you're astounded by what you see at the
2748s front
2750s mirrors
2752s as far as the eye can see
2755s foreign
2757s large wooden building peeling with
2761s cracked paint
2764s and all you can see is the tiniest
2767s of entryways into
2771s though
2778s [ __ ] name isn't it
2781s there's a small Danny DeVito looking
2785s clown that's in front uh just a little
2788s bit of uh cornrows on the side a tucked
2793s in shirt and you can see a gentleman
2796s that's had his share of cheese byproduct
2799s today
2801s so where's the cheese here
2804s but Jesus good is where they pay us what
2806s do you say
2810s whatever
2811s whatever floats your boat my dude
2812s [Music]
2814s one at a time no one at a time
2821s [Music]
2822s I think I need a witch like 120.
2825s [Music]
2827s what a Time
2829s this one
2831s ah
2832s shit's gonna kill me
2835s all right
2838s are you sure that's not the not the not
2841s the cheese that's killing you it just
2842s that can't be the cheat
2845s oh I think keeping these knees
2848s lubricated
2851s [Music]
2852s you're about
2854s um Olive mirrors all right uh
2858s oh it's a little dilapidated looking
2860s it's a little intimidating I'm not sure
2862s this is a licensed Carnival
2866s you're just Gathering that now uh I mean
2870s they had tickets they stamped by the big
2872s man himself
2877s The Saigon yeah
2882s come on man it's my first month here
2883s what do you want from me I just wanted a
2886s time I I don't care which one of your
2888s girls you got tickets all right go first
2891s I'll go Ellie's gonna go I'll go first
2894s as I approach the small guy
2897s and I'm going to tip my ticket I'm ready
2901s [Music]
2904s enjoy
2907s my lady
2908s he takes off a hat that's not there
2912s [Music]
2915s I walk slowly watching the decrypted
2918s floor watching my fitting as I pass him
2924s and just turn back around and look at my
2926s friends as they walk by
2931s bye don't don't walk into any of the
2935s mirrors try not to
2938s stop yourself too long good luck Ellie
2941s scream if you get in trouble so I could
2942s run away
2944s wait no no I'll come and save you if you
2948s scream but good luck
2950s thank you
2951s [Music]
2956s zelly steps inside
2958s the entrance
2961s disappears
2963s gone
2965s whoa oh
2970s hey I don't want any trouble over here I
2973s never seen you do that before
2975s [Music]
2977s where'd she go
2979s oh
2981s pulls out a small script the uh all of
2985s me is
2986s [Music]
2990s yeah mirrors I don't but she just like
2993s more of her yeah the entrance just
2996s vanished
2997s yeah you're gonna have to bring her back
2999s oh
3002s I'm sure your friend's gonna come out on
3005s the other side okay
3006s don't need to get hostile over here
3010s it's
3012s it's right over here
3015s he points onto the dilapidated side on
3018s the left-hand side of the building there
3020s is indeed a
3022s small exit
3025s about the size of a mailbox
3030s uh the door is normally bigger than that
3032s uh
3037s [Music]
3038s he's not gonna fit through a
3040s mailbox-sized door
3042s I don't think so yeah I don't know about
3044s that one it depends if she uh goes
3048s through the grinder yeah I don't know I
3050s don't know what was that
3053s [Music]
3056s as you have this clown pinned back
3059s to the hall of Mirror's entrance
3062s Ellie
3063s [Music]
3065s yes you step forward in any direction
3071s and there's nothing but reflection
3075s [Music]
3084s here
3086s man I look really good
3089s [Music]
3091s first it's not bad to check yourself out
3093s for a second yeah
3095s and then boom that first time you bump
3098s your nose
3102s [Music]
3105s go ahead and roll an investigation check
3109s [Music]
3121s 12.
3122s [Music]
3125s as you pass by the reflections
3129s of your current self
3130s [Music]
3133s you begin to see reflections
3137s of things that aren't so familiar
3142s Crossroads
3144s other Pathways that you could have taken
3147s other classes other outcomes
3152s decisions you've made
3155s that have gotten you this far
3157s now show totally different paths
3162s some exciting but many
3166s much more bleak
3168s than the one that you live in now
3176s images flood your head
3180s of what could have been
3182s I need you to make a wisdom saving throw
3187s okay
3188s [Music]
3196s oh 17.
3200s you know that this is a game
3204s this isn't true this isn't you these
3208s aren't the decisions you've made
3211s well you've made a lot of tough ones to
3213s get here you stood by them
3218s this isn't real
3220s this is Chronicles
3224s vision of you trying to mess with your
3228s head
3230s as you peel past
3232s the images of yourself
3236s you begin to see images of the demon
3238s himself
3242s small Gentleman on his shoulder
3248s and you see a roulette wheel
3250s [Music]
3251s as they spin and spin and spin
3258s foreign
3260s fades
3263s [Music]
3270s and slowly but surely you see light at
3274s the end of this dark dark place
3280s you feel like you've been rewarded that
3283s you've seen something on the other side
3285s of that mad Clown's brain foreign
3292s your judgment
3295s you know
3297s there is something
3299s to do with the roulette wheel in your
3301s future
3301s [Music]
3307s hey like I said hey it's
3311s you look past that Clown's shoulder and
3313s you can see
3314s the boards open up from the small
3318s opening
3320s kidney no meat grinders around here
3324s I certainly wouldn't be turning it for
3326s what they pay me
3331s [Music]
3334s Ellie when you walk out
3337s you look up at the last mirror that's
3339s there
3342s and you see above your head
3346s is the suit of Clubs
3356s everyone else you can stare back you
3359s look at that mirror you can see the same
3361s suit
3363s foreign
3364s above hers as well
3373s looks like kakulo said on isn't far off
3375s if he's starting to Mark us
3381s what do you think this means
3385s I got something above my head too
3389s what what is that no there's nothing in
3392s your head either oh it's just cotton
3395s candy up there
3397s [Music]
3398s [Laughter]
3401s is there a couple of small clowns that
3405s slide by on a zip line
3407s there's a couple of coins that fall out
3409s whoa
3415s coin drops down by your foot
3419s you pick it up
3423s I'll pick it up
3425s I'm gonna need it to pay for the uh
3427s emotional damage I'm taking
3430s heads or tails rocks
3432s oh man uh okay tails
3437s oh
3440s heads
3442s the coin simply has a clown's face on
3445s the front and it says
3450s mod
3454s I kind of agree with Elliot I'm gonna
3456s head that straight over to my her hand
3458s knot sorry I had not to mods uh
3461s I got you a snack bud it's a very melted
3464s chocolate coin one that's definitely
3467s been in it a pocket warmth situation
3471s [Music]
3473s I look around
3475s my friends are glaring at me with
3477s anticipation wondering what I'm gonna do
3480s I don't even peel off the wrapper I need
3482s the coin real quick
3484s wow this thing's delicious it tastes
3486s like mint
3488s really good Cadbury milk uh uh you know
3492s chocolate quality it's not bad it goes
3494s down smooth
3496s I mean Granite it was worn by another
3498s Clown's buns but
3501s Beggars can't be choosers
3505s very tasty indeed
3508s all right now that's the kind of group
3512s that's looking for some excitement in
3515s your life
3517s please number one come all do you see a
3521s clown with slick back hair very Pat
3525s Riley 1990s Miami all the way down
3530s greased and you can smell it is indeed
3533s bacon is it goes and it drifts to his
3536s very very long trench coat that probably
3539s hasn't been washed since they watched
3541s the first Highlander as he strolls back
3544s and forth
3545s [Music]
3546s the set of cups in front of him
3550s who's looking for some
3553s action out there
3557s come on enough games
3564s it's time for real that's all
3567s let's do it you want to play listen if
3571s I've learned anything from mods it's
3573s just taking the bull by the horn just
3575s going for it so let's do it don't eat
3578s the cups
3579s [Music]
3579s [Laughter]
3584s who's ready to play you know what and uh
3588s unlike billions Hall of Mirrors up there
3592s you're all invited who who wants to spin
3595s the carnival alone anyway right am I
3597s right
3599s you're right no I I would I would prefer
3603s that
3604s let's go oh man
3608s my race is starting to get tired I hope
3610s I hope I still got it in me
3614s all right all right all right see right
3617s here because he pops up and he shows you
3619s a small orange ball
3622s it's right here is your golden snitch
3626s three cups
3627s I think you understand the game
3630s let's see if you can keep up with an old
3632s man like me
3635s as he begins
3637s to shuffle you see
3640s two sets of arms unfold from underneath
3643s the trench coat
3647s [Music]
3648s [Laughter]
3652s as he settles down as the cups are now
3655s in a wild array from where they were
3658s before
3662s who's first
3665s oh
3667s I'll go
3671s um
3672s I've seen this trick before
3675s can't be any different than then so
3677s um I take the middle
3680s all right
3682s roll in inside check
3686s [Music]
3693s [Applause]
3694s looks like there was one two oh two
3697s better sides as he pulls out two balls
3699s from either side around the other I'm so
3701s sorry
3702s [Music]
3704s as he begins to shovel them back of
3707s course again
3709s somebody else here with a little bit
3711s better Vision uh I think he's uh
3714s more of a uh
3716s no
3717s Hammer guy muscles and whatnot
3721s just saying you look like a you look
3723s like a guy you can uh throw some weight
3726s around
3730s I'll uh I'll step up and give it a shot
3733s whoa whoa a lot of guns there you check
3737s those at the door
3740s she opens up his trench coat he's I got
3742s a couple of my own here
3744s self protection
3745s they allow you to carry on the job
3749s definitely not a licensed Carnival
3752s hey oh he's thrown around here as he
3755s begins in mid conversation with the
3758s small distraction
3761s [Music]
3763s go ahead Top Gun what do you think thank
3767s you
3770s um I'm gonna pick the right one because
3772s that sounds right
3775s I'm sorry
3777s I got you that was good thank you
3780s give me an Insight check
3786s I lost my here we go
3794s [Music]
3796s the bad jokes wow that's awesome right I
3802s think that was the first 20.
3804s is this time
3807s you go for the right cup
3811s but you just graze right on past it and
3814s you grab his arm inside the trench coat
3818s oh
3823s as the wind blows just a little bit you
3825s can see the cups slowly one by one
3829s and fall over
3834s here see you you caught me right before
3838s I I was tucking it right underneath that
3840s one you
3841s go incredibly fast
3844s yeah and I think I'll be uh taking that
3847s so I'm gonna I'll collect the little
3850s uh Golden Ball from his sleeve and just
3852s kind of hold it up
3854s so what do I win
3859s well you are
3862s I don't think I've seen one of those
3863s before
3865s as everybody stares back over at you
3870s take Witness
3872s of a diamond
3874s suit
3876s floating above your head
3880s this doesn't feel like much of a reward
3883s but I will
3885s I'll take it I mean it's better than
3888s that guy right yeah yeah Andrew
3891s [Music]
3893s your eyes
3895s are milky white
3897s [Music]
3899s oh I get that checked out if I were you
3902s [Laughter]
3907s and he pulls up that trench coat and
3910s [Music]
3913s you have disadvantage
3918s on your next ability check that involves
3920s your eyesight
3922s [Music]
3934s matter of fact you need somebody to lead
3936s the way as it grows darker
3940s and darker
3945s I can't see anything
3948s I'm gonna need you to guide me
3954s finding
3956s I'll reached I reached my strong little
3958s handout follow me Paladin grab my strong
3961s hand it's so greasy I can't can anybody
3964s else help me
3966s this is from the cotton candy earlier
3969s cotton candy shouldn't have grease in it
3971s my dude like literally anybody else one
3975s hand is greasy one hand is sticky just
3977s like and rocks can I uh I'll send him
3981s one of my little drones to put his hand
3982s on to be a little little guy drone like
3986s Batteries Not Included
3989s a small sweaty hand
3994s leads our Giga Chad forward through the
3996s carnival
4003s my hand's never good enough I'm so sad I
4007s don't know that that clown at the
4008s entrance wanted you to call her
4010s so good as you'll ever get my dude can
4014s we focus I literally can't you can't no
4017s you you literally cannot focus that's
4020s what I'm saying you guys are joking
4022s around here I can't see a thing the guy
4025s drone he'll be fine I can control it no
4027s I'm holding on to the sweaty hand
4030s and it's that elevated Journey they lead
4033s you directly in oh you feel it it's
4037s you've definitely crossed right over a
4040s flag it's like oh oh to get your
4044s all right the bad spot oh
4049s but the rest of you look down and see
4051s that he stumbled over a marching flag
4055s oh
4056s which is now yours to use
4059s oh dig them for me
4062s I'm gonna need it
4064s yeah do we want to use this now to run
4066s quicker or do we want to save it for
4067s later in our adventure I think we want
4070s to save it I I think the carnival is
4072s going to be the least stressful part of
4074s our our time here
4076s so when you decide to use this marching
4079s flag it'll give the full party Advantage
4083s for one full round
4086s of rallying around with it it could be
4088s used for Ability checks it can be used
4090s for attacks anything that you want
4095s I think we should we should uh hold on
4097s to that yeah okay let's keep it let's
4099s keep it yeah well they do you want to
4101s Ellie can take it she was ready she
4103s moved in
4107s you guys slowly make your way down the
4111s other side of the carnival
4114s this time you see some horses
4119s see a small
4122s jovial clown with a water cannon
4126s and horses galloping by as he's playing
4130s his own water jet machine oh
4133s [Music]
4138s customers
4141s well well
4143s please step on up do it a time two at a
4146s time it's a simple race to the end
4149s no one has to face me
4152s someone's gonna win
4154s [Music]
4157s can't lose with that can you
4160s just looks like can see anything I can't
4162s go so it's it's gonna have to be one of
4164s you guys
4169s okay I guess
4172s I'm sorry uh
4174s [Music]
4175s I can't uh you've already been chosen
4179s and I have to be you too
4182s as he points up and you look up and you
4184s can see the suits shining above rocks
4188s and Ellie ah
4190s I don't make the rules here
4193s hey mods uh maybe that uh water to wash
4196s your sweaty hands
4198s yes I think
4201s I'm gonna screw it up and I'm gonna take
4203s the rain on this
4205s literally taking the rain so how do we
4208s decide on what horse we're gonna ride in
4210s this race because I want to be fair
4215s you get a choice we got a good looking
4219s Calico over here and then obviously how
4223s can you go wrong with black beauty
4225s points to two different
4227s horses on either side now my old gal
4230s she's retired
4231s she points over to a small Charlie the
4235s Unicorn that's over the side
4238s I had to retire after Candy Mountain
4242s long story
4245s yeah I'm looking across the field right
4247s now and I don't trust you at all I don't
4249s think I want you to decide my horse that
4250s only riding
4252s so they glare across the field I see
4254s this majestic stallion Galloping towards
4257s me
4258s it's a three foot tall mini Pony
4261s as he approaches me I realize this is my
4263s destiny to ride this velor and stallion
4265s into battle
4268s oh I like it initiative yeah
4272s [Music]
4273s as you go over to this physical horse
4278s checking it out I need you to give me an
4280s animal handling check
4283s [Music]
4284s okay
4288s oh whoa whoa whoa
4290s [Music]
4292s comes up on here that rears up in both
4294s legs
4296s and you lose track of it before it jumps
4298s up and it hops up into the carnival game
4300s and sticks itself into the wedge
4304s I haven't seen somebody go out to their
4306s own pony in a while but uh
4309s you're still gonna have to use the water
4311s gun pot I don't know what to tell you
4314s I don't care
4315s [Music]
4317s stacked with the odds
4320s against you Andrew
4323s gently set down next to you
4327s water gun
4332s and not really a fair fight but you know
4336s race will be a race you know
4339s all right it's the uh we'll get this
4343s thing kicking chicken shall we uh all
4346s right three two four one go
4351s horses take off boom water guns by your
4354s side I need
4356s both of you
4358s to give me
4360s dexterity ability checks yours with
4363s disadvantage Andrew
4365s [Music]
4372s and I can't see anything
4378s [Music]
4379s just barely mods inching hand which is
4383s sad for a blind man
4386s horses galloping
4388s I need another dexterity ability check
4391s from both of you
4393s [Music]
4400s just spraying this thing I can't see a
4402s thing oh you're you're doing good Andrew
4405s don't worry thanks
4407s are you saying you're doing so good I
4410s don't even have to ask for the
4411s disadvantage role
4413s [Music]
4419s control Andrew on this role for
4421s disadvantage last one as mods horse is
4425s clearly in the lead
4426s [Music]
4432s robbed from a 20.
4435s one last check mods
4438s oh no oh
4441s what a pathetic sight
4446s that's kind of an insensitive comment to
4448s make
4451s yes
4453s what can I say I'm here for the lulls
4458s uh it's the clouds
4462s removed from your eyes Andrew
4467s and Clarity sets in just as you look
4471s across and you see
4474s a suit of Spades
4478s settle above Mod's head
4482s hey guys I think there's something on my
4484s head what is this
4488s does it look cool good no it doesn't
4491s look cool this is a problem we've seen
4494s this business versus Ellie now it's you
4497s what's gonna be next I think you're
4499s gonna stop it up here
4501s it's definitely uh it's definitely a
4503s card suit
4506s I don't know which one it is
4509s I mean this guy's toying with us at this
4513s point
4514s we're uh definitely being marked and I
4517s don't think it's for for any good reason
4520s [Music]
4523s whatever it is we should probably
4524s remember
4525s what we have above our heads that's
4527s probably a fact
4531s can we uh can we make out what
4534s I guess Andrew probably can't oh no his
4536s eyes cleared but uh what suit is above
4539s that mom's head
4540s oh Spades I'm sorry space
4544s he was looking around couldn't quite
4546s make it all right
4549s so we have a
4551s Spade so that was diamonds Ellie um
4555s all right so it looks like we have uh
4559s one more
4561s as you all remember my cards
4565s you're you're a diamond you're a diamond
4567s I'm a diamond I don't remember what the
4569s last one heart thank you oh yeah we need
4571s a heart we need a heart
4574s and there it is
4581s how do you respond
4585s I guess that's me
4588s as you can see the grease ball ahead of
4593s you
4597s an absolute ogre of an individual
4602s [Music]
4603s s
4614s foreign
4623s want to come and swing this Hammer
4626s against DDA my soul
4630s [Music]
4632s I haven't drank nearly enough red wine
4635s yet the humble a small man like you
4643s did he call me small
4646s yeah well the other guy called said you
4648s looked like a hammer guy so
4650s take what you can get I think this one's
4652s all you don't listen to romantry don't
4655s let him intimidate you you're massive
4663s [Music]
4665s oh no
4668s it depends that the internet has dropped
4673s it's an unfortunate stance it is coming
4677s back though don't worry
4679s don't worry it's all coming back now
4683s there it is it will return in a second
4686s don't worry local recording will be good
4691s the stream will pop up any moment now
4695s but don't worry I won't take it easy on
4699s you I promise
4702s little man easily for the bonus after
4705s credits
4706s [Music]
4708s the bonus after credits okay after
4710s credit that's right this is going to
4713s make the Deep Cuts you see all right
4718s final boss is the network error
4721s [Music]
4724s ah should be back up any second now
4728s ah
4730s what they say
4732s [Music]
4735s this one is taking a good while I don't
4737s like that
4738s [Music]
4745s obsc look at all of you over and twitch
4749s you missed it all
4752s no no we just took a small time to get
4757s acquaintance for ourselves with a little
4760s puny man here
4763s I really would wish you would stop
4765s calling me puny but you know what
4769s give me the hammer screw it let's go I
4772s walked towards you I grab the hammer I'm
4774s ready to go
4778s let's see if your swing is as good as
4781s your jawline little man
4787s did you pick that
4790s Hammer up and knowing
4792s the last person
4795s to have to go through this crap with
4797s cockle sign on getting marked no less
4800s not even getting anything good for it
4805s you stand there palm sweaty
4808s mom's spaghetti
4810s but at least you're not a disadvantage
4812s this time you have a big old
4815s Athletics check as you go to swing this
4819s hammer
4823s oh
4825s foreign
4839s this is not bad
4842s oh no the OBS goes down again
4849s it's like it knows that this is a big
4851s deal like an event
4853s come on
4856s you've got to be treating me
4860s don't worry
4863s we will be back in a second
4867s we will all died
4870s I promise my swing will be coming too
4875s you go
4877s you have
4879s an infinite amount of time with no
4881s internet disruptions
4884s and then when it comes time for a big
4887s stream you know a big stream all of a
4891s sudden you lose the internet
4895s why does it have to be like that
4898s or the tragedy
4901s I've seen by myself the spitball
4905s with no net
4915s [Music]
4927s what a shame
4929s looks like the whole building is down
4940s [Music]
4946s it is coming back up though
4951s oh oh
4954s they they stepped away for a second
4957s as they should I got a good eyes view
4961s from everyone else in the office across
4963s from me when they threw their hands up
4977s the carnival game so strong it breaks
4980s the internet
4983s Hey listen
4985s I Don't Know My Own Strength that broke
4987s the table
4991s oh
4994s let's see we're still over here with
4996s y'all on the uh on Lost Arc Channel
4998s aren't we looks like we are
5000s we are oh
5003s we made it back
5005s good there you're back you're back I
5009s promise
5011s we're going nowhere
5013s the swing that broke the internet no
5018s this Hammer was just that massive he
5021s didn't uh
5023s you know you swing you break fiber cable
5026s these things happen
5030s hey that's what I said go get me a
5032s bigger Mallet this man is strong I'm not
5035s going to hit it with the same one
5038s don't want to be embarrassed by this
5041s little man
5047s it's very athletic
5050s [Music]
5053s ah I see Violet has taken over Roxy's
5057s dream as well
5059s the purple looks good
5061s oh no are you kidding me
5066s we're like in a death spiral
5070s oh no
5072s he's back again he's back again
5076s you know the best part about these
5078s things is that my brother works for the
5080s internet provider in town
5083s so the angry texts have already begun
5086s it's no big deal I'm only working over
5088s here
5094s story and you keep interrupting
5103s hopefully this roller coaster ends
5107s but the good news everyone in the office
5110s across from me they have decided
5112s officially that the work day is done
5113s they are all starting to leave their
5116s office
5117s laughs
5118s let's see uh whenever we lose Internet
5121s to that co-working space it is a shared
5125s angry moment
5127s oh
5129s [Music]
5130s man this is going to be a very
5132s entertaining VOD and we apologize
5137s thank you everyone for sticking with us
5140s I know you want to see this Hammer get
5143s dropped so please give me the damn
5145s handle what the people want to sing
5148s ah
5150s 99
5153s let's see what else did he has got today
5157s as he rears back with one of those just
5159s a king Didi style hammock at this point
5163s oh my God we go down again
5166s we're going to try and give this thing
5169s one more swing shall we get those
5173s hammers up oh
5178s okay
5181s I actually got a hammer look my hammer
5184s is ready it's a rubber mallet it won't
5187s break the internet
5188s all right Didier is that a D20 plus six
5192s here's his roll
5200s wait what what am I rolling
5202s hey you've already got yours you got
5204s your Athletics in this didier's role
5207s this is rolling against you
5209s oh I got you
5211s keep that 19 though that was pretty good
5214s I'll keep that 19.
5218s hmm
5226s music will go down for a second I'm
5229s gonna refresh Foundry because the roll
5230s button doesn't work
5232s oh no that's okay
5235s we can improvise the music strong
5237s Balfour is here
5239s is that just
5242s I mean hey
5244s if the dice doesn't roll one more time
5246s that's just the automatic Nat not one
5252s I would take it
5256s here we go
5260s one more time
5270s it's about that bad as he slips and he
5274s stumbles he hits the side of the Bell
5280s [Applause]
5283s it's the way it is so much build up
5286s that's what
5289s fine
5293s you little man
5295s you ever ended
5298s come here
5301s shake my hand
5303s ah
5307s reach out with my hammer of Justice hand
5312s that stopped all of the internet
5315s and grabbed his hand
5318s it's greasy
5319s why is everybody's hands greasy
5323s and that's what it was I didn't chalk up
5327s you Lane now
5330s you got lucky
5332s the next time you come up and face Diddy
5335s anymore so it won't be so easy
5339s I like your hand though it's soft
5343s as he gives you a sweet sweat over that
5348s southern swoop
5350s you all see that last suit
5354s pop-up
5356s above his head
5358s there it in a heart
5360s [Music]
5363s I challenge you the best two out of
5366s three but uh frankly uh
5369s I'm scared of you breaking the machine
5371s [Music]
5374s you should be scared
5377s [Laughter]
5387s and he freezes in space
5394s a whole Carnival hey there buddy
5397s freezes in space
5402s guys I think something's going on this
5404s is a little weird are you guys seeing
5407s this did the Carnival's internet go out
5409s what's going on here guys
5413s everything's frozen
5416s oh no we've died again here we go
5422s and then you hear the sound
5424s [Music]
5428s Ellie stop music from the big tent
5432s oh my goodness
5438s as unicyclists begin pouring out of the
5441s Big Top
5443s oh the main attraction's about to begin
5448s you're right on time
5452s [Music]
5456s mods give me your perception check
5460s oh okay I'm sending it of all people
5468s oh not one
5471s did you feel that short stubby arm tuck
5475s it next to yours
5477s I think I wouldn't find you for the Big
5479s Show did you
5482s who needs to Merry-Go-Round when we got
5484s the big top baby
5488s you uh still afraid of clowns mods
5491s you should be I'm shivering right now I
5494s don't know what to do I'm so scared I
5497s need some motivation
5499s everybody is their first time let's go
5503s she begins to lead you towards the door
5506s [Music]
5509s I don't think we should trust this girl
5513s yeah but
5515s mods got us into this so I'm up here at
5518s the door what are you guys waiting for
5519s let's go come on
5523s pause for a second
5524s ah okay I'll come back real quick maybe
5527s we should talk about this before we just
5529s jump in here now we
5531s no no let's talk about it what else are
5534s we gonna do where do we go there's
5535s nowhere else to go
5537s there's freaking clowns everywhere
5538s they're riding around on unicycles
5540s Ellie's dancing mods has greasy hands up
5544s his sleeve
5545s they're they're sticky too from the
5547s cotton candy
5548s I haven't found any wet wipes around
5550s here yet
5552s oh I always carry one try it off in
5554s there
5556s gross pulls out a long handkerchief
5558s that's tucked back in by the long
5561s striped purple and white pants uh yeah
5564s it keeps going
5565s and going
5567s [Music]
5569s by the end of it you almost have an
5571s entire comforter's worth
5573s of tied napkins back it's all right you
5576s could just use it and return it
5581s I've grabbed this very long handkerchief
5583s and I wipe my hands off wow I'm finally
5585s clean I made my teammates might respect
5588s me
5588s and be willing to hold my hand
5591s I wouldn't go that far but
5595s Andrew's right I take it all back we
5596s should leave immediately
5598s I think so
5603s as you guys step up to the precipice
5607s at the front of the carnival
5609s I'm gonna let you guys
5611s refresh your beverages take a quick
5614s break before we step into those doors
5619s everyone will be right back we'll see
5623s you in just a second
5628s until real life intermission
5631s [Music]
5638s welcome back everyone to the midnight
5642s circus
5644s yes
5646s [Music]
5648s spooky
5650s we're back it's like the cloud in your
5653s background there mods it's spooky it's
5656s clowning around he's right there watch
5659s out
5660s [Music]
5665s Violet on your side mods
5668s and everyone else
5671s with a suit above their heads
5676s we all began to pass through battle side
5679s nuns
5680s Big Top
5683s anything that you would like to do
5685s before you pass through those velvet
5689s doors
5690s [Music]
5693s does does anyone still have disadvantage
5695s on them I think Andrew can you see
5698s I guess I can see I'm fine I don't have
5702s a disadvantage on me I'm good I don't
5705s know that anything here would be of
5708s medical assistance if you couldn't but
5710s you know I figured it was well we're at
5713s the question thanks for checking on me
5715s I'm doing my best
5718s guys we have those marching Flags still
5720s should we use it to run through the door
5721s quicker I don't think we should do that
5723s I don't think so I question every moment
5726s of why we brought you
5728s what if there's a game
5735s entrance and he's gonna kill The Kills
5737s before you even get in
5739s actually that's a pretty good point
5742s at that point just to take me
5746s it'll probably be the least painless
5748s death we need to save the marching or
5751s not the marching flag it was a marching
5754s flag we gotta save that thing
5756s I think we should we should take our
5758s chances just walk through this hallway
5759s yeah okay Ellie's right you first Ellie
5762s Take the Lead
5764s what okay
5768s I walked slowly across the hallway
5770s waiting for my friends to catch up
5774s [Music]
5776s I've run up behind her and push her go
5777s quicker Ellie
5781s was right we should have left your
5783s behind
5787s us
5790s [Music]
5800s oh
5802s amazing attraction
5810s I don't like this
5811s yeah this doesn't look good
5813s welcome
5817s adventurous
5825s [Laughter]
5828s two clowns shoot across in a trapeze
5832s style up and over the top crisscrossing
5836s you can see small individuals all
5839s holding up cardboard signs that look
5841s like fire oh in the fire
5845s Rises
5849s no further induction needed
5853s as he straightens his coattails and
5856s takes off his top hat
5858s the man that is the legend
5863s s
5872s well
5883s what do we have before us
5892s I think we got a show boss
5896s I think we do too
5899s it's about time
5903s things started picking up around here
5908s I agree again
5916s let's just shuffle a few cards shall we
5921s sit back enjoy the show
5926s [Laughter]
5931s as you see him
5933s raise up his staff and Smash down onto
5938s the ground
5940s as clowns come rolling in from either
5944s side
5945s all carrying cannons with them
5951s that's right that's right we would have
5953s start off with a real Bang Bang
5962s [Music]
5964s as you can see
5966s the horns
5968s unfurl from over his top hat
5971s [Music]
5973s I'm gonna have everyone roll for
5974s initiative
5981s [Music]
5985s okay I just have to find him
5988s so you guys should see a lovely little
5992s piece above you now where you can roll
5994s the dice
5997s oh
5998s I don't see this yes
6002s like your top right if you don't see it
6005s oh there it is all the way to the far
6006s right is a thing called combat carousel
6009s got it
6011s oh
6013s I don't want to go in first
6016s oh my gosh
6017s [Laughter]
6020s I thought that was gonna be a one
6026s and shall we
6029s yes let's roll for the legions
6034s let them roll
6036s [Music]
6040s oh my gosh
6044s there's a lot of enemies here oh no yeah
6049s now now
6052s you can also see the lovely order if you
6054s look over in the top right hand corner
6056s next to the chat bubble there is a fist
6059s that is raised you can see the turn
6061s order in that
6063s vertical position as well
6067s as well as above
6069s oh wow oh
6073s a lot of these to take out well at least
6076s Ellie did well
6077s no no there I go first this is not great
6081s fire
6083s fire away yeah
6085s fire
6088s I don't think there's t-shirts in those
6090s cannons we better watch out
6094s oh
6095s [Music]
6096s it's the first cannon pops a shot over
6101s and it's gonna Target
6104s you and violet mods
6107s she's still in here oh man clutching
6110s that arm still
6113s there's this lady next to me
6116s it's a new clown girlfriend
6118s 14. your AC is 17. it misses you but
6123s that Cannon as you look over and there's
6127s only the purple wig on the ground as
6131s Violet is gone
6133s [Music]
6141s I cower down to the ground and start
6144s mourning her passing all I have is her
6148s quad XL underwear left
6150s [Laughter]
6159s the hair roller
6172s I'll
6174s seek revenge
6176s thank goodness
6178s sweet pea
6180s [Music]
6182s it is your turn Ellie
6189s as I look at the field
6191s I noticed one of the weaker clowns so I
6194s think I want to take a gamble here and
6198s use Blaze
6201s to shoot at that Clown's Direction
6204s yeah now you can actually send me a ping
6207s uh by holding down left click to let me
6210s know which one you're targeting
6216s yes the one that killed Violet let's go
6219s here I go so I drag my skill right and
6223s all you have to do is have your token
6225s highlighted and click it
6227s [Music]
6233s okay
6234s let's go 29 will hit
6238s all you have to do is on the roll log
6240s you just click damage and it rolls it
6242s for you
6243s okay we did it already right you hit but
6247s now we're gonna see what how much damage
6248s you do
6249s Okay so
6252s on on effects yourself uh on the actual
6255s roll log where it says Blaze and it
6257s shows you the attack if you click the
6260s the word damage it'll roll the dice for
6261s you
6263s here we go
6264s let's go 16 points of fire damage
6269s this is why igniter is better than
6271s reflux guys
6278s you know what no you deserve that you
6281s earned that I'm not even mad
6286s you're a sorcerer
6288s and you are Blended in with both the DND
6291s realm and this realm there's a little
6294s thing you can do called meta Magic
6296s and whenever you use flames you can
6299s actually twin that spell if you want to
6302s and you can cast it again unlike your
6306s other spells
6307s okay I want to do that how do I do that
6309s go and click Flames again and shoot it
6312s at whoever you want
6314s dude damage again yep
6317s damage again okay
6318s [Music]
6322s uh I don't see it
6327s do I just collect this skill again yep
6330s okay here we go
6333s oof 13.
6336s does not hit is this Flames rise over
6343s they shoot over and they ignite on the
6346s cardboard there's a couple of the clowns
6347s that are holding it up
6354s do you see them jump towards a pool over
6356s to the side
6358s any movement for your turn you have 30
6361s feet so each time you move forward with
6364s the directional pads it's five feet
6369s hmm or you can use one of these lovely
6372s tape measures
6375s and tape yourself off
6378s or you can stay where you're right where
6379s you want to
6380s I think I'm going to stay and not
6382s advance
6384s yeah
6385s all right
6387s end of your turn La rocks it is your
6390s turn all right
6392s um I think I'm gonna try to
6395s how do I ping sorry left quick yep just
6398s hold left
6399s I'll hold that quick I'm gonna try to
6401s pick on pick off this other one on this
6404s side
6406s bullet hail bullet ale
6410s as you fire over that'll hit roll for
6412s damage all right
6414s [Music]
6415s okay okay
6418s 13 points of piercing damage now
6424s always choose to fire twice on your turn
6426s with bullet hell if you want or
6430s you can use one of your other skills uh
6435s on this case you could use overcharged
6437s battery or active pulse
6441s I'm gonna
6443s um
6443s oh yes I uh I do not have a meta build
6447s on him but uh I think I'm just gonna
6449s fire again I don't want to use any of my
6452s anything too much
6454s um all right saving it okay okay 23
6457s that'll hit Rover damage we're doing
6460s okay sift
6464s another 11 points of piercing damage
6467s I'll take it I'll take it
6472s Mr Wreckers
6474s that clown is not looking good
6478s [Music]
6480s any movement for you
6484s I feel safe here no I don't feel safe
6486s here
6487s um
6489s let's see
6491s I'm sorry but I'm just gonna
6493s you said
6496s time to start supporting
6499s this feels this feels safe
6502s that's a good place
6505s [Music]
6506s and that is all I will do on my turn
6509s that's right he is a man
6515s so in the crowd the large huddle of wine
6519s you can do it
6524s in The Rock's turn
6527s oh the clown over here next to the
6532s men themselves
6534s [Music]
6535s gonna fire a shot over towards Ellie as
6538s they see no flames come over in mean
6541s business
6543s hahaha
6547s oh no
6550s okay
6553s seven another one's gonna
6555s whiff and Miss over the top is that the
6559s best that you can do
6562s I promise boss I'll do better
6566s help
6570s end of their turn
6574s fire fire away
6578s this one's gonna pop off and take a shot
6582s at Andrew
6584s [Music]
6594s 18. ugh
6597s don't believe that hits with an AC of
6600s 19.
6601s our Giga Chad stands true in front
6604s describe how you deflect this Cannonball
6607s shot that heads your way
6609s The Cannonball starts flying towards me
6612s and I take a quick glance at it as it
6615s just barrels towards me and with a Swift
6617s Holy spell I reflected away from the
6620s group making sure to protect everybody
6632s I could do better boys I could do better
6635s than all of them watch me
6638s this guy packs his Cannon a couple more
6641s times
6645s this one's gonna fire
6647s over at mods
6652s oh
6654s 22 this one will finally hit see I told
6658s you boss
6662s oh gets a low roll as you can see
6667s the Cannons have potential to do serious
6670s damage with three dates only 10
6673s bludgeoning damage on you though
6676s it is your turn mods
6683s [Laughter]
6686s for my pinky
6688s pinky ah which one of these clowns is
6690s gonna pay for the damage that they did
6692s to me
6696s I pull out my spear i gaze across the
6698s battlefield
6700s I'm gonna Starfall pounce and show them
6703s what a glaber is made of oh let's go
6708s foreign
6716s I am gonna go
6721s um
6722s I'm just gonna go anywhere I'm a
6724s whirlwind of emotion
6729s with the loss of violet
6734s put the panties away in focus
6736s [Laughter]
6739s I want to go to the
6742s bottom left clown with low low health
6745s you seems weekend already
6748s all right send it place the template
6750s okay
6755s I go
6757s I said my spell it can't be cast
6764s let me go ahead and fix that for you
6766s I can't cast my Starfall pounce star
6768s full pounds so full of emotion yeah it's
6773s thank you
6776s smell of cotton candy still lingering in
6778s your breath it distracts you I guess
6782s here we go
6786s Booyah now you can do it
6788s okay here we go Starfall pounce
6792s and we're gonna go
6795s right over here
6797s look at that
6799s I think I'm gonna land
6808s wow
6813s my damage was absolutely massive
6817s yo you didn't roll your damage you just
6819s rolled a D20
6821s I don't even think he made it
6825s we're gonna figure we're gonna keep this
6826s thing we're gonna drop you with a good
6828s old start
6829s full pounds but you're gonna hit prone
6832s over where this clown does you're gonna
6834s smash into him in the ground click the
6836s damage button
6840s under Starfall pounce
6842s oh
6844s wait
6845s there it goes
6849s let's go 19 points of Thunder damage as
6853s you smash down this is what we like to
6856s call over a minor Universe DTD describe
6860s their demise as you smash down
6869s a few mischievous clown
6873s is this just clown pepper jelly
6878s and the small one's holding up the sides
6880s of the flames
6884s lick their fingers as they stare back at
6887s the destruction in front of you
6890s you may not eat that
6893s care that he called the pepper jelly do
6896s not eat
6897s it's not actually jelly mods
6902s okay guys I won't eat it thank you not
6905s this time not this time so I need just
6908s not just one time thank you
6912s all right with a big attack like pounce
6915s that will be your turn you're able to
6917s lift yourself up from that Nat one and
6919s crawl out of the crater that you've just
6921s formed on the ground
6925s I lift myself up
6926s do I get to move anywhere or am I stuck
6929s here by this you're you had to use the
6930s rest of your movement to pull yourself
6932s up from the uh unnecessary net one
6937s I'm stuck here
6939s waiting for something to happen
6941s [Laughter]
6944s all right
6947s next clown on the board
6955s he looks across the other one
6958s hey boys I can pack my Canon real tight
6960s go over here yeah yeah when he points it
6964s back over at you Andrew
6967s [Music]
6973s 14 not gonna hit is it sales over your
6977s head missing
6980s next clown is out of the order they are
6983s already gone
6988s big Duo's turn
6992s they're taking too much time for us
6995s they're taking too much time
7003s let's see how they like it when it gets
7006s a little hot out here
7011s foreign
7012s as he cast flames
7015s towards the center of the group one
7017s headed towards Andrew one headed towards
7020s Ellie
7025s oh no
7029s we'll be fine
7030s first one
7032s seemed by you again Andrew
7037s next one
7040s 17 is gonna be close
7043s this one will hit Ellie
7045s oh
7049s 22 points of fire damage
7053s [Music]
7055s yeah Brandon boss burn them burn them
7062s [Music]
7066s he blows his fingers off and sets him
7069s into invisible holsters
7073s it is your turn Andrew
7077s a little bit Shook Up by watching mods
7081s get shot in the toe by a cannonball and
7083s Ellie takes some major flame damage I
7086s think it's time for me to throw out
7087s something holy protection so I'm going
7090s to use holy protection
7094s let's go
7099s put it right
7101s in the center of us here
7104s Mass everybody inside that Circle as he
7108s puts his foot down gets 21 points of
7112s healing back
7115s Andrew My Savior wow
7119s what did I tell you
7122s what did I tell you
7124s I think they just took damage yeah they
7125s just took damage
7132s you're fine you're fine
7137s it's like a burn it's like you know Icy
7140s Hot you know later
7147s any movement for you after the big heel
7149s Andrew no I gotta stay right in front
7153s guarding everybody
7156s thanks man you're welcome stay right
7159s here I do what I can
7161s hey boss don't you think it's time to
7165s play a game
7168s couldn't have said it better myself
7173s [Laughter]
7176s don't get it spinning
7180s yeah
7181s it's a giant roulette wheel appears over
7187s across the stage
7190s Ellie you immediately think back to your
7193s time
7194s inside the house of mirrors
7200s you know there's a way to beat this
7202s somehow you were able to beat it before
7206s but it begins spinning
7210s as you guys are skipping around it I
7213s need a dexterity savings Row from
7215s everyone
7216s [Music]
7224s [Music]
7227s tin will save 25 will save
7230s 21 will save
7233s unfortunately
7235s Ellie
7238s you know what in this case since you saw
7241s this roulette wheel and you knew this
7243s thing was coming I'm gonna let you roll
7245s with Advantage give me one more roll
7247s with dexterity
7249s I knew it
7252s [Music]
7255s let's go 14.
7258s as you guys are able to skip across is
7262s this thing caravanes absolutely out of
7264s control
7267s foreign
7280s [Music]
7281s I will roll a 1d4 to see where the suit
7286s lands
7288s I'm gonna do this time one for Spades
7292s two for hearts three for diamonds and
7295s four for clubs
7297s hmm
7300s Parts headed towards Andrew
7304s as your head begins to absolutely
7310s squeeze give me a wisdom saving throw
7315s [Music]
7320s 14.
7322s you will fail
7327s is the pain
7329s wrecks your brain
7333s you take 11 points of psychic damage
7339s [Music]
7344s and then it is the start of the round
7353s clown packs his Cannon fires this one
7356s over it l
7361s foreign
7371s 22 points
7374s oh man
7376s oh man
7378s how do you like that
7382s L it is your turn sorry Ellie sorry
7390s looking at the the board I'm looking at
7392s the
7393s at the field here
7395s and I want to destroy the guy who has
7398s low HP this one over here
7401s I want to destroy the one on the right
7403s I think
7405s I'm gonna cast Doomsday
7407s doomsday doomsday as the um air around
7412s me turns dark
7413s I begin to charge this doomsday
7420s I have to hit this I have to hit this
7422s this guy has to die this guy has to die
7425s okay so here we go
7435s wait I'm out of it it says I can't I
7437s don't have any skills left
7439s I'll reload them
7440s okay
7442s doomsday engaged
7445s here we go here we go
7447s I Channel every Power in me I gotta hit
7451s this I gotta hit this
7453s oh that beautiful green footage
7456s wait where is it
7459s is this massive meteor
7463s comes carrying down oh
7471s hey what's going on here
7476s the meteor gets closer and closer and
7479s closer and you can see it actually
7481s envelops the entire side of the clowns
7485s that rest over here is they all have to
7488s make DC 17.
7491s oh one of them not ones you can see it
7494s it just smashes and obliterates him
7496s completely clown shoes go flying off
7501s let's go
7503s slides the nine another one just and
7507s when the dust settles there's not a
7509s single clown left on the right side
7514s oh my gosh Ellie
7518s oh bus
7520s I know I know gloves are off now
7527s let's go
7529s [Music]
7531s three clowns down and a massive smash
7536s would you like to win anyway
7539s I think I'm gonna stay near my Paladin
7543s that's right
7546s let's go
7551s rocks it is your turn okay I don't know
7555s that one up
7562s uh how bad of an idea do you think it is
7564s to just uh you know start start shooting
7568s at uh
7571s you know just gotta go down some some
7573s time right
7575s you miss every shot you don't take
7577s that's right
7580s I'll support you okay I feel I feel
7583s pretty inspired by that I'm here for it
7585s not not super confident
7587s um
7588s going in but uh you know I think it's
7590s the only way or it's gonna need to
7592s happen
7594s um
7596s I think what I'm gonna do
7599s though because I'm still way too scared
7602s of
7602s and growing up to him is that I'm gonna
7605s hit him with a
7607s this is babby drones which is hilarious
7611s um but I'm gonna use um
7624s drones taking off straight towards the
7628s Unholy Duo they will have to make a
7632s con save 17.
7635s Larry hmm
7637s [Music]
7639s oh
7642s they're beefy
7643s [Music]
7647s oh the two they will take that damage
7649s yeah
7652s yeah I will
7654s throw some dice at his head
7658s 25 points of piercing damage as you baby
7662s throws in circle I don't like this bass
7666s I don't like this one back
7668s [Music]
7676s you still have another shot if you so
7678s choose oh that is correct uh oh it left
7682s me let's see which ones can I use again
7684s sorry
7685s uh your bullet hail your beam
7690s oh my mind your own's already over there
7692s so I'll flare beaming
7695s sounds
7696s [Music]
7699s Eleven will not hit
7702s is that drones like room it's in the
7706s GTFO mode it's like
7709s Crown does not want to be there anymore
7711s okay
7713s yeah
7717s [Music]
7719s and I play a nice body boss
7729s any movement for you
7732s uh no I am definitely behind Andrew
7737s shooting at range
7739s so fun fact your boss doesn't have a
7742s health meter for a reason
7744s because you don't know
7746s he didn't didn't notice that
7750s sounds familiar
7752s [Music]
7756s time for some more clown on clown shall
7759s we
7761s this one's Gonna Take a Shot definitely
7763s over at Ellie after seeing the
7765s destruction I don't want any part of
7767s that that can't pay me enough for this
7769s [ __ ]
7771s fires off a shot
7776s oh now one the cannon explodes
7782s on their side he takes
7785s maximum damage
7793s okay so 24 points of damage
7798s who knows he stumbles backwards I don't
7801s know if he's even gonna make it
7805s just barely with a little bit of Health
7811s it looks so far even happens to you
7815s they are currently blinded if they get
7818s another shot it'll be at disadvantage
7821s nice oh
7826s mods it is your turn
7828s okay this just seems a little bit too
7831s easy I think there's something uh
7833s mischievous going on
7835s I kind of feel like I want to do some
7837s damage and take out this clown but I
7839s think I'm preemptively
7841s gonna use dragon scale defense and turn
7843s into a turtle and save myself
7850s going dragon scale all right okay
7858s 19 back
7863s [Music]
7866s as that tops off your health completely
7869s AC Rises as you Hulk out
7874s for the rest of this round your AC will
7876s be 20.
7878s oh
7882s any movement for you
7884s ah
7887s a CL is in a lot of trouble I think I'm
7889s gonna move in front of Ellie to protect
7891s her I need to protect
7893s my lady
7894s I can't let her I can't let any more
7896s harm happen to her
7898s so I would like to move in front of
7901s Ellie
7903s [Music]
7904s all right
7906s [Music]
7910s now in front
7917s my lady I'm here to protect you
7920s and keep you safe first glavier support
7923s I've ever seen
7926s you guys thought a judgment Paladin was
7929s bad come on dude
7934s a turtle over there
7938s [Music]
7940s it's gonna fire off a shot
7942s towards you mods
7945s can't help himself
7949s eleven not gonna get the job done is it
7954s flies over the top
7957s foreign
7965s their Collective heads
7973s I know it's not going the way that we
7976s hope but we can turn this around can't
7978s we
7983s I think so
7985s I gotta kiss the game for us
7989s foreign
7991s let's play a little game
7994s called
7997s Simon says hmm
7999s [Music]
8001s shall we
8004s [Laughter]
8007s [Music]
8011s as he snaps his fingers
8015s rocks that shot that you missed earlier
8020s [ __ ]
8022s it hits your brain like a migraine oh
8026s cool cool
8027s as you receive one
8031s token of Madness oh cool
8036s we'll see how things like this now
8039s yeah load them up
8045s if you attempt
8047s to hit gackle sedon
8049s and miss you will receive a token of
8052s Madness
8054s if you receive four of these tokens
8057s you must immediately attack another
8060s character chosen by moi
8065s I didn't like that no
8071s let them dance
8073s let's let them dance
8077s yeah
8081s everyone's time to dance
8085s dance
8087s Ellie's like I'm ready
8093s for yourselves all compelled to perform
8097s a jig you need to make a performance
8099s check or have disadvantage on your next
8103s turn
8110s oh no
8113s oh
8114s I wasn't born to dance dude I'm a giga
8117s Chad come on aren't you an actor her ah
8125s I have two left feet like a like a late
8129s night infomercial from the 90s you just
8132s can't quit River Dance
8135s I'm ready I'm ready
8137s Ellie did roll the highest but that was
8140s mods
8143s rocks you will fail
8145s Ellie you will fail
8152s yeah look at them boys they all got two
8155s left feet
8164s we'll just have to pick a card next time
8167s Joey
8171s but I'll let it wait it's he sends two
8175s more Flames across to the side I'm Gonna
8178s Roll a 1d4 as they Arc up and over one
8181s will be Andrew two will be mods three
8183s will be rocks four will be Ellie
8188s one's headed towards Andrew second one
8193s is headed towards Ellie Flames go out
8199s first one
8201s 28 that will definitely hit Andrew
8205s 19 on the second oh
8210s it's a lot of dice
8211s 17 points of damage against Andrew
8216s 36
8218s points against Ellie ah yes don't take
8223s our DPS
8227s oh Ellie with three hit points left oh
8233s no
8235s Ellie you're on fire I'm burning Stay
8240s With Me
8242s do something God I wish I was as
8245s expressive as a YouTuber
8254s Andrew
8256s it is your turn
8262s it seems that
8265s the time has come for me to save my
8267s friend Ellie
8270s I gather all the strength that I have my
8273s eyes go white I leap into the air
8276s without a thing's judgment I slam down
8279s to the ground with all the mighty that I
8283s had trying to protect my friend with any
8286s chance any sliver of hope that she might
8289s have
8292s foreign
8294s as you slam down this wave erupts out in
8299s front of you
8302s everyone in front of this flame have to
8304s make the 17 Constitution saving throw if
8308s you stand behind
8311s your paladins line
8314s it is an 80 damage reduction until his
8318s next turn
8320s hmm
8322s all right
8324s first clown
8326s [Music]
8331s 14. they will fail
8339s a big save to the half dead cloud
8342s [Music]
8347s this guy got smashed over here he's dead
8349s you go back to sleep
8353s on big save coming in
8357s [Music]
8359s the 27 they will save damage going out
8365s it will be halved
8368s for said on
8369s [Music]
8373s so it's going to be seven uh points of
8375s radiant
8377s to them
8379s the other clown is going to take all 14
8384s and even though it's only seven this one
8386s is just
8387s evaporated in the Holy white light
8393s foreign
8393s [Music]
8400s anything else for your turn Andrew
8405s no hold my ground Hold Steady
8409s we'll get out of this alive
8414s this clown is gone
8417s Ellie it is your turn
8422s [Music]
8428s should we say of it
8430s and we could use the spinner ropes to
8433s reposition real quickly
8435s and then
8439s I don't know if they have any I think we
8443s should say a bit we should save it you
8445s should save it yeah it's okay I'm gonna
8447s throw a spell out
8449s here we go here we go I think I'm
8454s I think I'm using punishing strike
8457s so the so the lights dim around me again
8460s as I get ready to cast my big Bell
8468s [Music]
8472s what up
8474s here we go I want to Target this um the
8476s one on the on the top right
8486s this one here I forgot that all right
8488s you got it
8490s okay that one
8493s here we go punishing strike coming in
8498s let's go
8500s juice
8503s here we go here we go
8507s as a lightning strike comes jettising
8510s down on that clown
8515s they will fail the save
8519s as it strikes down 16 points of damage
8523s DTD described their demise as Lightning
8526s comes down and Fries that clown
8532s [Music]
8536s I think I did it
8539s I think I did it
8540s I fried him
8544s the sizzle of the arms reaches up over
8547s the cannon and then
8552s this storm looming over inside the tent
8555s now
8557s if you so choose you continue to call
8561s from that same lightning up above if you
8564s wish or you can continue to cancel or
8567s cancel it and use different spells
8570s I wanna I wanna go all in I want to go
8573s on it
8574s [Music]
8576s let's go
8577s [Music]
8580s all right wait
8583s [Music]
8584s do it wait what do I do
8588s you can you can send another lightning
8591s bolt down with using your twin
8594s all right
8596s yes yes that let's do that all right
8599s I'll send it down this is gonna go on
8602s top of Coco saidon
8606s let's go let's go
8609s right over the top
8612s now she's aiming for Xbox move move
8619s DC
8621s 17. that's a three that's a big Miss
8626s come on
8628s 11 points of lightning damage
8632s five more since it's been a consistent
8634s storm now inside the tent
8648s are nuts
8653s rocks rocks oh that was an echo hello it
8658s is your turn
8659s oh man okay
8663s so
8666s I don't know I think I'm gonna go all in
8669s on Kaku sedon because
8671s Ellie Ellie's looking really low she's
8673s she's our main I feel like she's our
8675s strongest DPS and I feel like we got to
8677s get him before he he gets her
8680s so let's see
8682s um
8684s I don't know what I want to use though I
8686s think
8689s I think I'm gonna try to energy Buster
8690s him
8692s going big
8694s seems like I should just go all in
8698s let's do it
8701s called get him
8706s foreign
8712s [Music]
8714s the absolute torrent as you Lock and
8717s Load this gun on your arm
8722s all right I'm I'm still hanging I'm
8724s still hiding behind Andrew because as
8726s cool as I look there's a reason I use
8728s guns and lasers and that reason is
8730s because they can stay very far away from
8732s the scary clown man
8735s um so but I'm doing my best to keep my
8737s face as cool as I can as I kind of lock
8739s that energy Buster in kind of let it let
8742s it surge with power and unleash it as
8745s fiercely as I can I'm like trying not to
8747s break a sweat I'm trying not to tremble
8749s but uh I think I'm hiding it pretty well
8751s but uh going all in
8753s boss we better move move
8757s this will be 66 points of force damage
8760s if they fail
8764s another low roll with a seven
8773s is it takes all 66.
8777s [Music]
8778s points of force damage
8782s it's the best I'm gonna do this whole
8784s around tap out now
8790s [Applause]
8793s no more games
8796s time to show you the real face of fear
8807s the fire
8810s erupts around him and his fiendish horns
8814s grow larger
8817s everyone has to make a wisdom saving
8821s throw against his fear
8824s I'm gonna drop an easy button for you to
8826s click
8827s [Music]
8834s DC 18 wisdom save
8838s [Music]
8847s D
8847s [Applause]
8849s whoa Andrew saves
8853s see
8855s rocks will fail oh that was so close
8858s Ellie Ellie will fail
8863s oh I think I did mine preemptively I'm
8865s casting my dice again
8871s it will fail
8874s you are all
8876s frightened
8877s of capital Sudan you cannot actively
8880s take forward movement towards cackle
8884s sedon
8887s and I believe
8891s the other condition on frightened
8897s because we hardly ever play it in my
8898s game
8899s [Music]
8904s I believe it's disadvantage on ability
8908s checks and attack rolls against cockle
8911s sidon until you make the wisdom save
8916s [Music]
8918s layer action over
8920s [Music]
8925s all right
8927s let's see here this was mods it is your
8930s turn now
8933s I'm a little unsettled right now it
8935s seems like
8936s things getting pretty serious look
8939s around
8940s I see my friends in danger
8943s especially as Ali she's almost dead
8946s that's not good
8947s I'm going to grab my spear tightly look
8950s at a sharp pointed end
8953s and I want to cast My ultimate spear
8955s meteor
8959s now it's not available yet
8963s but I'm gonna try again soon I'm gonna
8966s grab down and mustard more strength
8970s and hopefully be able to cast my spear
8972s meteor this time
8980s I can't cast it yet I haven't mustered
8982s enough strength
8990s and hopefully
8996s [Applause]
9001s it says you have one available
9009s sausage finger woman
9013s come on
9015s foreign
9036s bad news
9039s as you go to swing with that half moon
9041s Slash from back where you're at you are
9044s currently feared and cannot get closer
9047s to cockle said on so it automatically
9050s fails
9052s you take a point of Madness
9055s no try buddy
9060s I try my best team sorry for failing
9065s I'm sorry we couldn't give you the
9066s strength you needed
9072s I need some more cotton candy that's
9073s what that's what I'm missing
9076s not the time Mont not the time just
9079s think I need to I need to replenish my
9082s power source do you finish your turn in
9085s front
9087s of Andrew's wall or behind it
9090s [Music]
9091s I will be uh I think I should shift into
9094s his wall
9097s I will move up to the right of Ellie
9099s take one of those steps
9106s Uncle sidon's turn
9117s why don't we wait for these walls to
9119s come down and play another game
9123s Joey
9126s get a card
9128s any card
9131s as he shuffles a deck
9135s in front of you
9138s casting pick a card
9147s which is somewhere on my list
9149s [Music]
9151s there it is
9161s as it drops down in front
9164s a symbol
9167s of each of your suits
9170s in front of you
9174s staring down
9177s from back behind the wall itself
9182s he will pull two cards
9185s once again this will be
9187s one for Club two for heart
9191s I'm sorry one for Spade two for heart
9193s three for Club four for diamond
9201s three one strike on the clubs
9207s Ellie no oh mate both
9212s two clubs 12 points of psychic damage
9217s now that is 24.
9220s minus good old math magician eighty
9225s percent
9228s [Music]
9232s four
9234s points get through
9239s and Ellie
9242s you drop
9243s unconscious on the ground
9246s there's one one HP off
9251s you got one buzz you got one good girl
9260s stop now
9263s are you all will suffer the fate of your
9268s friend
9269s no more games
9277s you could just say the gate one and come
9279s back later no I'm just kidding
9284s spoken like a true gamer
9292s Andrew it is your turn
9299s Ellie
9300s slay there
9301s you'll be fine I promise
9303s [Music]
9305s saddened by my friend being knocked
9308s unconscious I still have two friends on
9311s my side that can finish this fight so
9314s that I can take credit for the victory
9316s as a support Paladin I'm going to cast
9319s God sent law on my two friends
9323s foreign
9329s absorbs around you
9334s portion of what have would been damaged
9337s shines down onto the rest of the group
9343s forming another protective barrier on
9346s top of the one that just disappeared
9351s you'll get half of these points Ellie
9355s you come back to Consciousness with 10
9357s HP
9360s one point of exhaustion for going under
9368s that's right while the answer you're the
9371s best support Paladin I've ever seen what
9374s did I tell you mods I'm basking your
9377s Arabia Glory
9381s now bonds we had that when they were
9383s dead they were dead giveaway again
9390s anything else for your turn Andrew
9394s just
9396s win
9401s uh let's go
9405s Ellie back on your feet it is your turn
9410s okay
9411s I'm gonna use my ultimate
9413s I want to use my ultimate yes here we go
9417s I must send it four send it I wish there
9419s was a spec Bard here with me but I have
9421s a paladin that's good enough
9423s here we go I'm spending it I'm sending
9427s it I'm gonna use my ultimate
9430s let's go
9436s and viscous might
9440s let's go yes
9444s let's go
9446s who is this sphere pours out
9449s bullying wow wow wow
9456s [Music]
9458s circling cackle say Dawn
9460s who must make a 19 strength savings
9463s throw or be sucked into this force field
9466s that's doing both force and lightning
9470s damage inside of it like it contained
9472s storm in front of you
9476s let's go
9481s net one
9483s we'll take
9486s full crit damage
9493s oh
9494s feeling pretty good always bring a sork
9497s always bring a sork
9513s s
9528s foreign
9558s yeah
9560s you see him
9564s you did this to him
9569s you won't get this time
9579s I don't have any other choice
9587s burn it under the ground
9590s better than the ground
9594s as you see
9596s as his body drops and Falls unconscious
9602s dragging and pulling his arm up
9607s shooting flames across and hitting the
9610s entire tent
9617s you can see as they both look up
9623s as he drags his arm and tries to point
9626s it
9628s towards you Ellie
9632s yeah
9633s but
9636s you're might slowly continues to pull
9639s them in describe their demise with the
9644s boss kill in the final blow
9649s I look over at my team and I see them
9651s glaring back at me nodding their heads
9653s saying yes
9654s this is the moment
9656s is whatever this is what we were here to
9658s do we were here to take him down this
9661s moment feels great
9663s this moment feels great I look back at
9665s mods and he's looking at the panties and
9667s not really paying attention
9670s but it feels good it feels really good
9673s to be here yes
9675s they're just melting down in front of us
9683s oh
9685s it's that last bit
9689s of your might
9692s consumes chemical ce9
9696s the tint
9698s roaring on fire around you
9704s you think you can get rid of this with a
9708s physical body
9716s it's not goodbye
9720s Chicago
9725s good luck goodness
9734s the tent collapsing around you on all
9739s sides
9741s what do you do
9746s get out of here let's get out of here
9748s let's try to get out of here I guess why
9750s are we just standing here should we use
9753s some Spinners bro to get out or Sprint
9755s yes oh yeah
9757s whip out that marching flag let's go
9760s yeah let's go
9762s how do you work this thing I don't know
9764s I don't know rally the troops
9767s okay
9768s let's just throw it on the ground up
9770s really hard and hopefully it gives us a
9772s movement speed boost
9776s as you look down that flag
9780s somehow unused in all this mess
9785s it's like slow motion as you guys tear
9788s ass out of here
9790s one large beam
9793s held up as you all passed through
9797s as your friend Diddy arm Miss so
9801s [Music]
9813s holding the last bit of the tent open
9816s for you
9823s you all exit
9829s and then there's nothing
9831s but Darkness
9839s and you can smell
9843s the ash
9847s and slowly the light
9849s drifts
9851s back into your eyes
9856s you open up
9859s and there it is in all of its Glory
9863s again
9865s same Tavern in the same book
9869s that you opened not so long ago
9874s as it slams
9877s shut in the actual
9880s from the pages
9883s shoots back out
9889s [Music]
9892s the entire room staring back at all of
9894s you
9896s looking like absolute hell
9904s what just happened
9907s is Ellie okay
9910s somebody get this girl a drink she
9912s deserves it
9914s [Music]
9915s clinging she came in clutch
9918s [Music]
9921s I mean that was so awesome there was
9923s like it was like holy and I was like oh
9926s and then and then rocks was like oh and
9928s then she missed and then Ellie was like
9930s and then mod just like underwear and
9932s like we were
9935s we did it guys
9938s it's good we did wow
9941s [Music]
9942s now is that real life what's going on
9945s [Music]
9948s it's that he he always comes back
9952s [Music]
9954s Brayden barley
9956s slides a large
9957s sack of gold coins over to balthor's way
9963s I just didn't think they'd do it that
9965s quick that's all
9967s I told you they would do it
9970s I always have faith in these guys and
9974s girls
9976s except for that mod guy look at that
9980s awful gladier he calls that a weapon
9983s oh my but look at that treasure he came
9986s back with
9988s my my
9991s we're going to have to induct you to the
9993s omarians
9995s bring the treasure with you
9999s foreign
10003s pans out
10006s on a group
10008s that looks like they need a long long
10010s rest
10013s maybe some hearty food and some less
10016s clammy compatriots
10017s [Music]
10019s that is where we end our story today
10023s let's go I cannot believe we oh my gosh
10027s Ellie just came in with the nuke I
10030s thought we were gonna get wiped as soon
10032s as she went down
10033s like genuine
10035s I'm thoroughly impressed you must have
10038s all your skill points because I do
10041s um I don't but
10045s keep playing igniter sorceress
10047s but I learned today
10053s and this was really really cool hanging
10055s out with you guys and killing cat cool
10058s there's only one gate no that's only
10062s part one all day okay I'm gonna go do my
10065s dailies real quick okay bye guys
10069s oh super fun
10072s if you guys found this exciting you
10074s should check out the full raid at NC all
10078s of the phases because it's awesome
10081s uh there was one part I wanted to touch
10084s so bad but I'm like we don't have seven
10086s hours to play today but I'll take what
10089s we can get
10090s yeah it's definitely cool
10092s um so we are working on potentially
10094s getting this module that uh our friend
10097s Noah Downs helped us write that we
10099s played through today
10100s um finding a way to distribute it so uh
10103s some of you can play with your friends
10104s and that will have obviously uh Captain
10108s Robert took us on a pretty cool Journey
10110s today but that has that will have all
10112s sorts of other kind of cackle sedon uh
10115s like some of his Legion raid mechanics
10117s we rewrote for this and all sorts of
10120s other events and places to explore so
10122s hopefully we're able to get that to
10124s y'all soon
10126s um I would love to see other people play
10128s it and enjoy and see what kind of
10129s Adventures they come up with
10131s absolutely
10133s oh it was so much fun thank you it was a
10137s blast for the opportunity West peer
10140s meteor is finally working
10142s pottery
10145s [Laughter]
10154s fantastic we're just wait too uh hi I
10157s couldn't settle for this
10160s gotta end with a fireball spear it
10163s doesn't get any better than that
10166s yeah amazing thank you MVP screen
10172s easily really
10175s pretty uh beefy uh uh Mega Man style
10178s Force Blast that you had with 66 points
10182s back from the dead I mean listen I said
10185s in the beginning I'll say it now I
10188s couldn't have done it unless I res Ellie
10191s so technically speaking
10194s MVP
10196s true I'm just saying
10199s that is there's a 10 out of 10 teamwork
10201s there spoken like a true support
10205s and let me just say
10208s you may have watched it one time but you
10211s really need to come back and watch the
10212s VOD where you can hear all the outtakes
10215s of me trying to get my stream back
10217s together as one man
10221s my soul your favorite circus clown
10227s that's great wait I thought that was
10229s part of the show when he smashed his
10230s hammer down I thought it was supposed to
10231s play around here
10234s Hammer destroyed this dream right
10237s times actually
10239s and yes I did get several Great Looks
10243s while I was screaming uh in the middle
10245s of the day in this office thank you guys
10248s that was fantastic
10250s yeah it's a lot of fun thank you guys
10253s thank you appreciate all the new friends
10256s thanks for all the lovely people to give
10257s us all the wonderful energy and thank
10260s you guys for the opportunity check us
10263s out hopefully we get to do it again
10264s sometime soon
10266s it's not goodbye
10268s and see you next time